Post by "The Hottest Shit Going" on Aug 22, 2008 11:02:40 GMT -4
[shadow=blue,left,300]Our scene opens up in what appears to be a cockpit of a small airplane, and it seems to be piloted be Michael Lively, and next to him is his mother. [/shadow]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=
Lion: (looking back at the camera) Hi...I'm Michael Lively and this is crop dusting.
[shadow=blue,left,300]Lively then banks the plane to the left, and his mother grabs on for dear life.[/shadow]
Cameraman: So do you a pilots license Michael?
Lion: Nope..
Cameraman: Where did you learn to fly..
Lion: Who said I know how to fly..you look nervous..here take a swig of this, it'll ease your nerves.
[shadow=blue,left,300]Lively hands the cameraman a bottle of whiskey, and he takes it swallows some down to settle him down. Flying with a self proclaimed JESUS has to be a scary thing, you know you are not immortal, and the man in control thinks he is...ingredients for disaster.[/shadow]
Ms. Lively: alright Michael..what exactly is your plan here
Lion: Well...it's real simple the plan is to hit him where it hurts, attack the home, make him hurt mentally, then in the ring his game will be off and then he will hurt physically when I dominate him, and once again retain my title, thats right the Overdrive title...not the Overburn title...I'm not sure if that water headed Mexican I fought last week was suffering a language barrier, but this here championship is the Overdrive title, and thankfully the match wasn't for the belt, cause then the world knows the outcome would have been drastically different, so he can go enjoy that meaningless victory, cause unless you beat me for this, it doesn't mean shit...not shit!!
[shadow=blue,left,300]Then the cameraman pans over to to the seat next to him where the Overdrive title is sitting in the seat with a safety restraint on it and a parachute attached to it. Anyone who knows Michael Lively knows his obsession with that title, having it parachuted up, and safety restrained is no surprise.[/shadow]
Ms. Lively: Now that you are done...how are you going to hit him where it hurts...why exactly are we crop dusting, doesn't that help the farmers.
Lion: Well this chemical we are about to dust over his precious tater crops is highly flamable....so we dust the crops..and then circle around like the red baron and set these fuckers a flame.
[shadow=blue,left,300]Just then the plane dives down close to the crops and Lively in full maniacal concentration pulls the lever to dust the crops[/shadow]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=
[shadow=blue,left,300]The plane lifts up, and circles around.[/shadow]
Ms. Lively: so now that you dusted them how do you plan on igniting them.
Lion: You going to throw those Molotov cocktails out the window on them.
[shadow=blue,left,300]The White Lion drops the plan in low, and his mother begins tossing the cocktails out the window onto the crops. [/shadow]
Lion: Those Ruby crops are up in flames...AHHHAAAHHAAAA.....
Cameraman: Uh...champ..that isn't the Ruby crops...
Lion: WHAT!!!!
Cameraman: Yeah we filmed a promo at his family farm before, and their farm is two over...
Lion: So who's fucking crops are these???
Cameraman: Not Sure!!!
Lion: Fuck....shit...Damn it....I can't win for shit, I blow up the wrong church against Vin E, can't find thee worm....and now I lit the wrong fucking crops on fire...it's a damn good thing I'm deadly solid in that ring.
Ms. Lively: Uh Michael..
Lion: Not now Mom...can't you see I'm pissed..
Ms. Lively: MICHAEL!!!!!
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[shadow=blue,left,300]Smoke billows through the sky, and the plane seems to be broke in half. The body of Michael Lively climbs out of the wreckage...and then begins to panic. [/shadow]
Lion: Where are you..oh god I hope you are ok...where are you.
[shadow=blue,left,300]The Lion lifts up pieces of metal, and foam, and parts searching. [/shadow]
Ms. Lively: Michael....ah...help....
Lion: You seen the title...fuck where is it...oh there you are...
[shadow=blue,left,300]Lion pulls out the Overdrive title, then lets go of the large panel to clutch his belt in his arms. The panel drops on top of his mother and a muffled scream is heard. Just then the cameraman climbs out of some rubble, holding his camera in his hand. [/shadow]
Lion: Hey does that fucker still work?
[shadow=blue,left,300]The cameraman holds up the piece of video equipment, turns it on, and it flickers to life. [/shadow]
Cameraman: Wow it does work...
Lion: Alright start filming...Well thats two plane crashes your friendly neighborhood JESUS has survived, and at Shockwave it will be just another title defense I survive. It will be another day, another defense, against another wrestler... Ruby right now I had this speech all planned out, and I also had a smooth plane landing planned as well, but since things went a little off course we will just improvise. You see things outside the ring don't usually go exactly as I plan, but in the ring, when this is on the line(tapping his precious title) things go absolutely perfect each and every time. This time will be no different...no wait it will extremely different, I get better with each passing day. I spend so much time in the gym training to be the best in the game. I am a student of the business, and constantly excel. The Michael Lively you faced of against last time pales in comparison to the one you face at Shockwave. I'm a slicker, more refined, more intense, White Lion. I'm hotter then ever, and ready to let loose on you. Ready to beat you worse then the first time, ready to embarrass you in the center of the ring. When you loose you will have no choice but to bow to the JESUS, bow to my greatness, and look up to me in envy...for I am your better, I am the man, and I am still the Overdrive champion.
[shadow=blue,left,300]Lively then has a seat on the broken wing of the plane.[/shadow]
Lion: You know Ruby I have been watching you...I saw your last match...you beat the ACE...(Clap..clap) you know that may have impressed some, but not me. No sir not one bit in fact I was extremely bored with your performance, to go even further the thought of you stepping in the ring with me, distracted me so much that I crashed this plane hoping that I will not have to carry you in the ring once more. Yes the JESUS was hoping to end it all right here in Farmer Johnson's yard, maybe I could go down in history as the man that instead of beating continuous wrestler after wrestler, died at the top of his game..but nope. So he we are...a wrecked plane, not a scratch on my body, and I once again have to face you.
Farmer: What the hell happened here.
Lion: This fucking cameraman was flying the plane started filming, and didn't pay attention to the controls, next thing you know sir we smack dab here in the middle of the shit hole you call a farm. So I suggest you cal the authorities to arrest this man, he has no pilots license, and I think he has been drinking...oh and can we get some medics out here I think my mom may be a little scratched up under the rubble.
[shadow=blue,left,300]The farmer walks off to call some help, and the camera man looks at Lively a little pissed off, and Michael just shrugs his shoulders, and smirks at the man. He then strikes the I am JESUS pose for the man and continues to talk.[/shadow]
Lion: So Ruby you seem to think you can meet with the elders, well those very elders answer to the kingdom, which I happen to be the prince of. So I hope they offer up some advice, some suggestions, cause if you come into our match the same as last the result will be no different. The loss will be the same no matter your advice, but maybe with the elders guidance you may loose a little different, maybe with grace this time...maybe with style...maybe this time you will let your family down a little less then last time. May the elders impart their wisdom on you...the dead retarded souls of those who righteously sucked when they where alive, and couldn't hold shit together. Thats your plan, you big idea, well I hope that pays ten fold, cause it still doesn't mean you can handle the JESUS. It doesn't mean you are championship material...it simply means the stupid are lead by the stupid...so bring the smarts, bring the guidance, and fall just like every one else. Ruby...I am so above you, and every other challenger that has stepped forward for this belt. I fly high, while you stroll low...there are champions in this world and challengers....till this point I have proved that I am better then you, till this point I have been the champion, while you still sit as the challenger. Jake when you fail on this attempt just remember the crops are calling...waiting and begging for their caregiver...so in closing the JESUS wants to welcome you...wants you to come, bring everything that you will, two fist full of taters, the knowledge of bailing hay, and the advice of a fictional horse, a dead president, and a bloated drug addicted singer from the old days..ball all those things together with a few prayers...and wait...patiently for me to take a shit on you and your career.
[shadow=blue,left,300]The farmer comes back out to inform then help is on the way. Lively looks across the way to the Ruby farm, and heads in that direction as the camera turns off.[/shadow]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=
Lion: (looking back at the camera) Hi...I'm Michael Lively and this is crop dusting.
[shadow=blue,left,300]Lively then banks the plane to the left, and his mother grabs on for dear life.[/shadow]
Cameraman: So do you a pilots license Michael?
Lion: Nope..
Cameraman: Where did you learn to fly..
Lion: Who said I know how to fly..you look nervous..here take a swig of this, it'll ease your nerves.
[shadow=blue,left,300]Lively hands the cameraman a bottle of whiskey, and he takes it swallows some down to settle him down. Flying with a self proclaimed JESUS has to be a scary thing, you know you are not immortal, and the man in control thinks he is...ingredients for disaster.[/shadow]
Ms. Lively: alright Michael..what exactly is your plan here
Lion: Well...it's real simple the plan is to hit him where it hurts, attack the home, make him hurt mentally, then in the ring his game will be off and then he will hurt physically when I dominate him, and once again retain my title, thats right the Overdrive title...not the Overburn title...I'm not sure if that water headed Mexican I fought last week was suffering a language barrier, but this here championship is the Overdrive title, and thankfully the match wasn't for the belt, cause then the world knows the outcome would have been drastically different, so he can go enjoy that meaningless victory, cause unless you beat me for this, it doesn't mean shit...not shit!!
[shadow=blue,left,300]Then the cameraman pans over to to the seat next to him where the Overdrive title is sitting in the seat with a safety restraint on it and a parachute attached to it. Anyone who knows Michael Lively knows his obsession with that title, having it parachuted up, and safety restrained is no surprise.[/shadow]
Ms. Lively: Now that you are done...how are you going to hit him where it hurts...why exactly are we crop dusting, doesn't that help the farmers.
Lion: Well this chemical we are about to dust over his precious tater crops is highly flamable....so we dust the crops..and then circle around like the red baron and set these fuckers a flame.
[shadow=blue,left,300]Just then the plane dives down close to the crops and Lively in full maniacal concentration pulls the lever to dust the crops[/shadow]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=
[shadow=blue,left,300]The plane lifts up, and circles around.[/shadow]
Ms. Lively: so now that you dusted them how do you plan on igniting them.
Lion: You going to throw those Molotov cocktails out the window on them.
[shadow=blue,left,300]The White Lion drops the plan in low, and his mother begins tossing the cocktails out the window onto the crops. [/shadow]
Lion: Those Ruby crops are up in flames...AHHHAAAHHAAAA.....
Cameraman: Uh...champ..that isn't the Ruby crops...
Lion: WHAT!!!!
Cameraman: Yeah we filmed a promo at his family farm before, and their farm is two over...
Lion: So who's fucking crops are these???
Cameraman: Not Sure!!!
Lion: Fuck....shit...Damn it....I can't win for shit, I blow up the wrong church against Vin E, can't find thee worm....and now I lit the wrong fucking crops on fire...it's a damn good thing I'm deadly solid in that ring.
Ms. Lively: Uh Michael..
Lion: Not now Mom...can't you see I'm pissed..
Ms. Lively: MICHAEL!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=
[shadow=blue,left,300]Smoke billows through the sky, and the plane seems to be broke in half. The body of Michael Lively climbs out of the wreckage...and then begins to panic. [/shadow]
Lion: Where are you..oh god I hope you are ok...where are you.
[shadow=blue,left,300]The Lion lifts up pieces of metal, and foam, and parts searching. [/shadow]
Ms. Lively: Michael....ah...help....
Lion: You seen the title...fuck where is it...oh there you are...
[shadow=blue,left,300]Lion pulls out the Overdrive title, then lets go of the large panel to clutch his belt in his arms. The panel drops on top of his mother and a muffled scream is heard. Just then the cameraman climbs out of some rubble, holding his camera in his hand. [/shadow]
Lion: Hey does that fucker still work?
[shadow=blue,left,300]The cameraman holds up the piece of video equipment, turns it on, and it flickers to life. [/shadow]
Cameraman: Wow it does work...
Lion: Alright start filming...Well thats two plane crashes your friendly neighborhood JESUS has survived, and at Shockwave it will be just another title defense I survive. It will be another day, another defense, against another wrestler... Ruby right now I had this speech all planned out, and I also had a smooth plane landing planned as well, but since things went a little off course we will just improvise. You see things outside the ring don't usually go exactly as I plan, but in the ring, when this is on the line(tapping his precious title) things go absolutely perfect each and every time. This time will be no different...no wait it will extremely different, I get better with each passing day. I spend so much time in the gym training to be the best in the game. I am a student of the business, and constantly excel. The Michael Lively you faced of against last time pales in comparison to the one you face at Shockwave. I'm a slicker, more refined, more intense, White Lion. I'm hotter then ever, and ready to let loose on you. Ready to beat you worse then the first time, ready to embarrass you in the center of the ring. When you loose you will have no choice but to bow to the JESUS, bow to my greatness, and look up to me in envy...for I am your better, I am the man, and I am still the Overdrive champion.
[shadow=blue,left,300]Lively then has a seat on the broken wing of the plane.[/shadow]
Lion: You know Ruby I have been watching you...I saw your last match...you beat the ACE...(Clap..clap) you know that may have impressed some, but not me. No sir not one bit in fact I was extremely bored with your performance, to go even further the thought of you stepping in the ring with me, distracted me so much that I crashed this plane hoping that I will not have to carry you in the ring once more. Yes the JESUS was hoping to end it all right here in Farmer Johnson's yard, maybe I could go down in history as the man that instead of beating continuous wrestler after wrestler, died at the top of his game..but nope. So he we are...a wrecked plane, not a scratch on my body, and I once again have to face you.
Farmer: What the hell happened here.
Lion: This fucking cameraman was flying the plane started filming, and didn't pay attention to the controls, next thing you know sir we smack dab here in the middle of the shit hole you call a farm. So I suggest you cal the authorities to arrest this man, he has no pilots license, and I think he has been drinking...oh and can we get some medics out here I think my mom may be a little scratched up under the rubble.
[shadow=blue,left,300]The farmer walks off to call some help, and the camera man looks at Lively a little pissed off, and Michael just shrugs his shoulders, and smirks at the man. He then strikes the I am JESUS pose for the man and continues to talk.[/shadow]
Lion: So Ruby you seem to think you can meet with the elders, well those very elders answer to the kingdom, which I happen to be the prince of. So I hope they offer up some advice, some suggestions, cause if you come into our match the same as last the result will be no different. The loss will be the same no matter your advice, but maybe with the elders guidance you may loose a little different, maybe with grace this time...maybe with style...maybe this time you will let your family down a little less then last time. May the elders impart their wisdom on you...the dead retarded souls of those who righteously sucked when they where alive, and couldn't hold shit together. Thats your plan, you big idea, well I hope that pays ten fold, cause it still doesn't mean you can handle the JESUS. It doesn't mean you are championship material...it simply means the stupid are lead by the stupid...so bring the smarts, bring the guidance, and fall just like every one else. Ruby...I am so above you, and every other challenger that has stepped forward for this belt. I fly high, while you stroll low...there are champions in this world and challengers....till this point I have proved that I am better then you, till this point I have been the champion, while you still sit as the challenger. Jake when you fail on this attempt just remember the crops are calling...waiting and begging for their caregiver...so in closing the JESUS wants to welcome you...wants you to come, bring everything that you will, two fist full of taters, the knowledge of bailing hay, and the advice of a fictional horse, a dead president, and a bloated drug addicted singer from the old days..ball all those things together with a few prayers...and wait...patiently for me to take a shit on you and your career.
[shadow=blue,left,300]The farmer comes back out to inform then help is on the way. Lively looks across the way to the Ruby farm, and heads in that direction as the camera turns off.[/shadow]
