Post by Jason Cashe on Dec 29, 2012 4:47:52 GMT -4
Kaylyn James Evans: Yeah I know all about that bitch...
Knowing their history, Kash felt the best person to learn about AJP from was Kaylyn. He didn't seem bothered by the match announcement and was looking forward to the "dance" as he seemed to take to calling it. He wanted competition on Asylum and AJP was without question competition.
Jason Kash: Well I just need a few things, everything else I can find out myself. I know she came with a wave of people from ACW, a place where you as well have competed. I've looked into that a little and that's a good start, I can find every mistake she has made from there to here and take her apart with it. What I want from you is what cuts deep.
Kaylyn James Evans: I've got just the thing, I'll be right back!
It didn't seem right to seek to destroy the reputation of a woman so beautiful as Aubrey is but it was the right thing to do. He wasn't about to walk out of Christmas Chaos as the new Suicidal Champion only to lose it the first match of the New Year. As Kaylyn James stands from the couch, Kash follows her with his eyes as she disappears into the hallway. He leans up on the couch and puts his cup of Hot Coco on the coffee table in front of him.
Jason Kash: It's funny because not even a year ago people like Michael Callahan talked about how I was protected from real competition. How I drew the easy button on matches I've been apart of. Facing Knuckles what 3-4 times in 2012, all of them on big PPVs. All of them my hand was raised in victory and now? Now there isn't any questions. Now people aren't wondering if I'm protected because I've been facing competition, TRUE competition for a while now. Since Asylum has grown in talent, I've faced the majority of it. The new TapOut Champion? I beat him in a Handicap Gauntlet match for Christs sakes! Julius Farquhar? I kind of beat him as well. The biggest one though? Chris Strike! The man of hype surrounding his entrance into APW and what happens when a real, no rules, no limits match took place? I won and he disappeared. Simple as that.
Knuckles? He won't disappear because he's too stupid to know when to quit. It's like retard strength, he thinks it's the will to never give up but his brain just doesn't know that's he is a lost cause. Now AJP? There is a different story altogether! I know a little about her past, American Championship Wrestling. Along with the likes of AC Smith, Evan Envi, and of course Logan Alexander. Who wore one of my hoodies recently I believe..All of them have proven to be much superior athletes than AJP thus far. Her own partner having beat her to show he wears the pants which is nice to see in today's "equal" world of men and women. The thing is Parker.. (Looks into the camera directly) I don't think you're the "talent" that everyone else seems to believe you are.
Remember back during your little "Turkey Bowl" Event from Overdrive? Yeah, you had a big showing to kick things off and then what happened? You were first to be eliminated when it mattered. While you were North American Champion, you defended it once against Krunk who has since been MIA, I believe The Dying Breed are really sick and are literally dying off it seems. Regardless you defended your belt ONCE before being beat by your good old buddy Logan right? How'd that feel? Better yet, how'd it taste to know that once again in a match that REALLY mattered...You came up short. Now fast forward a bit to Christmas Chaos! What happened shawty? You caused M&M to lose the Tag Title shot? Tsk, tsk, another big FLOP by Aubrey Jessica Parker. I would mention you loss to Sally but that doesn't play too much into my favor right now since she had to cheat to retain and I for one would have baked you a BIG fucking cookie for beating that bitch. See I've beaten her before, I won a World Title pinning her to the canvas and like with her loss to me, yours will be something you are ashamed of.
I get it, you're this high class chick who likes clean shaved men who are probably prettier than a real man should be. To you, I'm disgusting and I'm okay with that 100% Aubrey. See I'm usually DEEP into Hispanic women, I love them! However why set my sights on you when I can have an entire cup cake of delicious in Kaylyn James? It's all simple really. So losing to me would probably bring you shame because I'm not your kind of guy. I'm not most people's first pick but what they like you fail to see is that I've worked every single day signed to this Promotion to be among the top guys on the roster. Can you truly hate that? Unless you're dumb as bricks, you'd want even HALF of what I've EARNED in this Company. Hell who wouldn't? This thing between us started because of some god damn socks!!
The warmth of the apartment makes him feel cozy as he sits back and props up his feet onto the coffee table where his coco still remains. Steam gracefully rises off the cup's surface and the camera picks up his choice of colored toe socks as his toes wiggle inside them.
Jason Kash: These aren't my socks. I stretched out some of KJE's socks because toe socks RULE! But this thing, this beef I have with you Parker started because of what you did not only to my locker room but to my feelings! I invited you to use my locker room because you were new to the roster. Because I am a nice guy! So in return for my kindness, you ruin brand new socks and tear shit up? Were you at least on your period? Why would you do that? You ruined them and sat there like it was nothing!! Now I'm not some cheap bastard who hasn't went out and bought new socks, don't tell Kaylyn that cause I like hearing her complain about her stretched out socks! It's the principal of it that pisses me off Parker! It's the fact that you, who looked at me and judged me by my missing teeth and seen less than whats really here but yet you find it alright to trash MY property? What I did in 2012 no longer matters, what you failed at doing in 2012 doesn't mean shit anymore. Now we step into a new year. A new season if you will of slams, beat downs, and alliances being made and laid to rest..Maybe yours included.
Kaylyn James Evans: What are you in here blabbing on about? Oh you've got cameras, I see!
Her voice sparked an eruption as he pops up from the couch like he just got caught with his pants down. The smile on his face as she steps back to her seat next to him, she pats him to the chest and sits down. He drops down next to her and she leans in on him.
Jason Kash: So what was it you went to get?
Kaylyn James Evans: Oh nothing, I went and made a few calls. Will have some deep information on Aubrey soon enough. I could sit here and tell you some stories though...She is one expensive piece of ass, I'll tell you what!
Jason Kash: Haha! I'm sorry, you should have never been introduced to "King of the Hill"...That's just funny!
Her elbows digs into his side, mixing with the now healing up hurts from Christmas Chaos. Why wasn't he surprised that he'd be defending his belt so soon? He had given some thought to what Reginald might have been thinking, why he'd have to not only defend his belt but do it to kick off the New Year for APW. Then it came to him, then he understood. Of course it came to him while he was taking a shit but that's neither here nor there right? He realizes he is having more of a conversation with himself inside his head than with KJE who is sitting right next to him. Her words coming out, sounding like the audio is off key on some movie. Everything being heard slowly and seconds after her mouth makes the motion of speaking. He knew why though..
Jason Kash: Do you know that I don't even have to hear you speak to know I like watching you talk? Is that corny? Did I come off as Days of Our Lives Gay or Long Distance Relationship corny?
Kaylyn James Evans: So you weren't even listening to me? You jackass!
Shoving at his side, he grabs her and pulls her in closer. She pretends to fight him but doesn't do a great job at all. Being held, he can feel the warmth of her breath hitting the pale of his neck. The tickle of her hair as it lays up against his shoulder.
Kaylyn James Evans: I wish it was me facing Aubrey...She attacked me like a coward! Errrr...I just want to break her pretty little face!!
Jason Kash: Just think about it like this. I would never be jealous of your success and I'd hope you wouldn't of mine. Her relationship with Envi failed because she failed to support her man. You and I? We've been up and down the roads before. You beat me for a Title back in WCF even and did I hold any grudges?
Kaylyn James Evans: Not a single one! Well you did kind of stomp on my heart when you picked that whore Hayley Hitch over me. I forgive you though! You came to your senses...
Jason Kash: I did. Parker is jealous of you, plain and simple. That's why she has attacked you, it's why when you stepped into the spotlight almost right off the bat, she targeted you verbally. She might not want me but she wants something from you. Whatever it is, she'll find herself kicked in the twat and turned trick if she thinks she is becoming Suicidal Champion. I don't care what she did in ACW, I don't care what she failed to do in Sin City because the fact is she has all but failed since being in APW and like with all the other failures like Chris Strike, like Tyler Graves, like Michael Harris and Johnny Sykes...Failures either quit or they push through the bad and find some good. The only real question is which is she to become? You said she was World Women's Champion in ACW right? That's it?
Kaylyn James Evans: Yup! She had a nice little reign too..
Feel parched, dried in the mouth and wanting to wet his thirst, Kash sits up and grabs his cup of coco. A few of the marsh mellows are still floating on the surface and very little steam still rises. He takes a big sip of the cup and returns it to the table, sitting back again as KJE lays against him once again.
Jason Kash: Well that's nice! She held her own in a division of women. From the digging I've done, what little I have done so far, I'd say she wasn't as big of a star there either. Not without the dealings with Smith and Logan anyway. I trust you, can she say the same about the men around her right now? Maybe I'm more clueless on the ACW stuff and like I said before, it's not really important now...
Kaylyn James Evans: When did you say that? Was I in the back room?
Jason Kash: Yeah. Thing is, what matters is right now. How do I feel about stepping into the ring with Ms. Parker? I feel fan-fucking-tastic and it's the same feeling I will have walking out of that match as well. With my Suicidal Championship, with knowing that the things I say to her and do to her inside that ring won't be sexual or perverted but angry and violent. We all have a history to us and that history will always be brought up. My history comes with a success story and has remained so because of how hard I push myself and others around me or inside that ring. She wants to take that from me, remove me from being a Champion to start the New Year...Fine. Just as long as she is fine with me hunting to remove her head. I won't need petty cheats to beat her, I won't need partners and friends to come out and help because I've never been that kind of guy. I go into the ring and win or lose on my own. Call it honor, respect, call it pride of an athlete but it's not something I need in order to gain victory. To see my Hand raised...That will be what comes from this meeting between her and myself.
Kaylyn James Evans: Do you want me to be there just in case Logan tries to interfere?
The question not surprising was just something he knew he couldn't be completely honest about. He wanted her at the show but with things going on that not even she knew about, he didn't want to risk getting her involved just yet. As he stands up from the couch she can feel an awkwardness to his movement.
Kaylyn James Evans: What is it? Whats wrong? I don't have to go...
Jason Kash: Nah, it's not that at all. I just want to do this on my own. If Logan appears then I'll handle that as it comes. I don't want any excuses win or lose.
Kaylyn James Evans: How are WE seen as the bad guys?
Jason Kash: I guess Bears don't shit in the woods, Pillars are cheered and Anthony Bailey snitching is considered a good thing in the Hood! Go figure but what I know is that cheered, booed, fired or hired, I put in work and make ends meet. I just need to defend my belt solo. Regardless. Thanks for the offer though..And thanks for letting me crash here this last month. I've had a blast!
Kaylyn James Evans: Yeah, a blast trying to get into my pants!
Jason Kash: Better trying with you than succeeding with others right?
Instantly he could tell the comment struck her nerve. He didn't mean it like it sounded but didn't bother correcting himself or the meaning he had meant to have with the words. Pulling her up from the couch by her hand, he brings her close.
Jason Kash: Just wish me luck...
Kaylyn James Evans: You don't need luck, just Action.
With that KJE pulls his shaved head down and kisses him on the forehead. They smile at each other before he turns and walks down the hallway to get his stuff and leave to catch his flight.
Knowing their history, Kash felt the best person to learn about AJP from was Kaylyn. He didn't seem bothered by the match announcement and was looking forward to the "dance" as he seemed to take to calling it. He wanted competition on Asylum and AJP was without question competition.
Jason Kash: Well I just need a few things, everything else I can find out myself. I know she came with a wave of people from ACW, a place where you as well have competed. I've looked into that a little and that's a good start, I can find every mistake she has made from there to here and take her apart with it. What I want from you is what cuts deep.
Kaylyn James Evans: I've got just the thing, I'll be right back!
It didn't seem right to seek to destroy the reputation of a woman so beautiful as Aubrey is but it was the right thing to do. He wasn't about to walk out of Christmas Chaos as the new Suicidal Champion only to lose it the first match of the New Year. As Kaylyn James stands from the couch, Kash follows her with his eyes as she disappears into the hallway. He leans up on the couch and puts his cup of Hot Coco on the coffee table in front of him.
Jason Kash: It's funny because not even a year ago people like Michael Callahan talked about how I was protected from real competition. How I drew the easy button on matches I've been apart of. Facing Knuckles what 3-4 times in 2012, all of them on big PPVs. All of them my hand was raised in victory and now? Now there isn't any questions. Now people aren't wondering if I'm protected because I've been facing competition, TRUE competition for a while now. Since Asylum has grown in talent, I've faced the majority of it. The new TapOut Champion? I beat him in a Handicap Gauntlet match for Christs sakes! Julius Farquhar? I kind of beat him as well. The biggest one though? Chris Strike! The man of hype surrounding his entrance into APW and what happens when a real, no rules, no limits match took place? I won and he disappeared. Simple as that.
Knuckles? He won't disappear because he's too stupid to know when to quit. It's like retard strength, he thinks it's the will to never give up but his brain just doesn't know that's he is a lost cause. Now AJP? There is a different story altogether! I know a little about her past, American Championship Wrestling. Along with the likes of AC Smith, Evan Envi, and of course Logan Alexander. Who wore one of my hoodies recently I believe..All of them have proven to be much superior athletes than AJP thus far. Her own partner having beat her to show he wears the pants which is nice to see in today's "equal" world of men and women. The thing is Parker.. (Looks into the camera directly) I don't think you're the "talent" that everyone else seems to believe you are.
Remember back during your little "Turkey Bowl" Event from Overdrive? Yeah, you had a big showing to kick things off and then what happened? You were first to be eliminated when it mattered. While you were North American Champion, you defended it once against Krunk who has since been MIA, I believe The Dying Breed are really sick and are literally dying off it seems. Regardless you defended your belt ONCE before being beat by your good old buddy Logan right? How'd that feel? Better yet, how'd it taste to know that once again in a match that REALLY mattered...You came up short. Now fast forward a bit to Christmas Chaos! What happened shawty? You caused M&M to lose the Tag Title shot? Tsk, tsk, another big FLOP by Aubrey Jessica Parker. I would mention you loss to Sally but that doesn't play too much into my favor right now since she had to cheat to retain and I for one would have baked you a BIG fucking cookie for beating that bitch. See I've beaten her before, I won a World Title pinning her to the canvas and like with her loss to me, yours will be something you are ashamed of.
I get it, you're this high class chick who likes clean shaved men who are probably prettier than a real man should be. To you, I'm disgusting and I'm okay with that 100% Aubrey. See I'm usually DEEP into Hispanic women, I love them! However why set my sights on you when I can have an entire cup cake of delicious in Kaylyn James? It's all simple really. So losing to me would probably bring you shame because I'm not your kind of guy. I'm not most people's first pick but what they like you fail to see is that I've worked every single day signed to this Promotion to be among the top guys on the roster. Can you truly hate that? Unless you're dumb as bricks, you'd want even HALF of what I've EARNED in this Company. Hell who wouldn't? This thing between us started because of some god damn socks!!
The warmth of the apartment makes him feel cozy as he sits back and props up his feet onto the coffee table where his coco still remains. Steam gracefully rises off the cup's surface and the camera picks up his choice of colored toe socks as his toes wiggle inside them.
Jason Kash: These aren't my socks. I stretched out some of KJE's socks because toe socks RULE! But this thing, this beef I have with you Parker started because of what you did not only to my locker room but to my feelings! I invited you to use my locker room because you were new to the roster. Because I am a nice guy! So in return for my kindness, you ruin brand new socks and tear shit up? Were you at least on your period? Why would you do that? You ruined them and sat there like it was nothing!! Now I'm not some cheap bastard who hasn't went out and bought new socks, don't tell Kaylyn that cause I like hearing her complain about her stretched out socks! It's the principal of it that pisses me off Parker! It's the fact that you, who looked at me and judged me by my missing teeth and seen less than whats really here but yet you find it alright to trash MY property? What I did in 2012 no longer matters, what you failed at doing in 2012 doesn't mean shit anymore. Now we step into a new year. A new season if you will of slams, beat downs, and alliances being made and laid to rest..Maybe yours included.
Kaylyn James Evans: What are you in here blabbing on about? Oh you've got cameras, I see!
Her voice sparked an eruption as he pops up from the couch like he just got caught with his pants down. The smile on his face as she steps back to her seat next to him, she pats him to the chest and sits down. He drops down next to her and she leans in on him.
Jason Kash: So what was it you went to get?
Kaylyn James Evans: Oh nothing, I went and made a few calls. Will have some deep information on Aubrey soon enough. I could sit here and tell you some stories though...She is one expensive piece of ass, I'll tell you what!
Jason Kash: Haha! I'm sorry, you should have never been introduced to "King of the Hill"...That's just funny!
Her elbows digs into his side, mixing with the now healing up hurts from Christmas Chaos. Why wasn't he surprised that he'd be defending his belt so soon? He had given some thought to what Reginald might have been thinking, why he'd have to not only defend his belt but do it to kick off the New Year for APW. Then it came to him, then he understood. Of course it came to him while he was taking a shit but that's neither here nor there right? He realizes he is having more of a conversation with himself inside his head than with KJE who is sitting right next to him. Her words coming out, sounding like the audio is off key on some movie. Everything being heard slowly and seconds after her mouth makes the motion of speaking. He knew why though..
Jason Kash: Do you know that I don't even have to hear you speak to know I like watching you talk? Is that corny? Did I come off as Days of Our Lives Gay or Long Distance Relationship corny?
Kaylyn James Evans: So you weren't even listening to me? You jackass!
Shoving at his side, he grabs her and pulls her in closer. She pretends to fight him but doesn't do a great job at all. Being held, he can feel the warmth of her breath hitting the pale of his neck. The tickle of her hair as it lays up against his shoulder.
Kaylyn James Evans: I wish it was me facing Aubrey...She attacked me like a coward! Errrr...I just want to break her pretty little face!!
Jason Kash: Just think about it like this. I would never be jealous of your success and I'd hope you wouldn't of mine. Her relationship with Envi failed because she failed to support her man. You and I? We've been up and down the roads before. You beat me for a Title back in WCF even and did I hold any grudges?
Kaylyn James Evans: Not a single one! Well you did kind of stomp on my heart when you picked that whore Hayley Hitch over me. I forgive you though! You came to your senses...
Jason Kash: I did. Parker is jealous of you, plain and simple. That's why she has attacked you, it's why when you stepped into the spotlight almost right off the bat, she targeted you verbally. She might not want me but she wants something from you. Whatever it is, she'll find herself kicked in the twat and turned trick if she thinks she is becoming Suicidal Champion. I don't care what she did in ACW, I don't care what she failed to do in Sin City because the fact is she has all but failed since being in APW and like with all the other failures like Chris Strike, like Tyler Graves, like Michael Harris and Johnny Sykes...Failures either quit or they push through the bad and find some good. The only real question is which is she to become? You said she was World Women's Champion in ACW right? That's it?
Kaylyn James Evans: Yup! She had a nice little reign too..
Feel parched, dried in the mouth and wanting to wet his thirst, Kash sits up and grabs his cup of coco. A few of the marsh mellows are still floating on the surface and very little steam still rises. He takes a big sip of the cup and returns it to the table, sitting back again as KJE lays against him once again.
Jason Kash: Well that's nice! She held her own in a division of women. From the digging I've done, what little I have done so far, I'd say she wasn't as big of a star there either. Not without the dealings with Smith and Logan anyway. I trust you, can she say the same about the men around her right now? Maybe I'm more clueless on the ACW stuff and like I said before, it's not really important now...
Kaylyn James Evans: When did you say that? Was I in the back room?
Jason Kash: Yeah. Thing is, what matters is right now. How do I feel about stepping into the ring with Ms. Parker? I feel fan-fucking-tastic and it's the same feeling I will have walking out of that match as well. With my Suicidal Championship, with knowing that the things I say to her and do to her inside that ring won't be sexual or perverted but angry and violent. We all have a history to us and that history will always be brought up. My history comes with a success story and has remained so because of how hard I push myself and others around me or inside that ring. She wants to take that from me, remove me from being a Champion to start the New Year...Fine. Just as long as she is fine with me hunting to remove her head. I won't need petty cheats to beat her, I won't need partners and friends to come out and help because I've never been that kind of guy. I go into the ring and win or lose on my own. Call it honor, respect, call it pride of an athlete but it's not something I need in order to gain victory. To see my Hand raised...That will be what comes from this meeting between her and myself.
Kaylyn James Evans: Do you want me to be there just in case Logan tries to interfere?
The question not surprising was just something he knew he couldn't be completely honest about. He wanted her at the show but with things going on that not even she knew about, he didn't want to risk getting her involved just yet. As he stands up from the couch she can feel an awkwardness to his movement.
Kaylyn James Evans: What is it? Whats wrong? I don't have to go...
Jason Kash: Nah, it's not that at all. I just want to do this on my own. If Logan appears then I'll handle that as it comes. I don't want any excuses win or lose.
Kaylyn James Evans: How are WE seen as the bad guys?
Jason Kash: I guess Bears don't shit in the woods, Pillars are cheered and Anthony Bailey snitching is considered a good thing in the Hood! Go figure but what I know is that cheered, booed, fired or hired, I put in work and make ends meet. I just need to defend my belt solo. Regardless. Thanks for the offer though..And thanks for letting me crash here this last month. I've had a blast!
Kaylyn James Evans: Yeah, a blast trying to get into my pants!
Jason Kash: Better trying with you than succeeding with others right?
Instantly he could tell the comment struck her nerve. He didn't mean it like it sounded but didn't bother correcting himself or the meaning he had meant to have with the words. Pulling her up from the couch by her hand, he brings her close.
Jason Kash: Just wish me luck...
Kaylyn James Evans: You don't need luck, just Action.
With that KJE pulls his shaved head down and kisses him on the forehead. They smile at each other before he turns and walks down the hallway to get his stuff and leave to catch his flight.