Post by iggy on Aug 27, 2008 20:55:26 GMT -4
The coming PPV event for APW Shockwave has hit the online PPV wild what happened on Monday Night Overdrive. Newcomer Ignacio ‘Iggy The Iguana’ Ricardo faced off in the Main Event against the reigning Overdrive Champion, ‘The White Lion’ ‘The Second Coming of Jesus’ Michael Lively in the main event. Michael Lively expected an easy win, a win where he would show his dominance to the world and why his upcoming opponent for his championship, EStarr would not be able to beat him! With everyone thinking that the Iguana was doomed, they failed to tell Iggy that! In one of the biggest upsets before a pay per view in recent APW memory, Iggy the Iguana came in dominating the reigning Overdrive Champion calling him Senior Wiley! To everyone’s shock and to the delight of wrestling fans around the world, the Mouth of the Iguana was applied to Michael Lively, not a pin, not a count out, a submission to Iggy the Iguana! The White Lion’s record tarnished for he faced the Iguana finding out the ‘Master of the Drunken Tequila Worm’ is one of the most dangerous and unpredictable men to ever enter the APW.
[/center]So what happens to the Iguana when he brings an upset before Shockwave? Where does one of the best wrestlers that has arrived to the APW in a long time do? For an encore? Iggy faces three of the deadliest dames to ever enter the APW, Dita Von Amora, Kristal Blackwell and Fyre Angel! Women that many men have learned to fear in the ring. For these women have claws not afraid to use them! That is why Iggy The Iguana is here right now dressed ready to faced his delicious but deadly dames with a big happy smile of glee holding a half drunk tequila bottle with a worm in it!
[/center]Iggy: “Hello my chicas! It is your wildest dreams coming true at General Motors Arena in Vancouver, Canada on APW’s PPV extravaganza Shockwave! That is right Dita Von Amora, Iggy is speaking to you!”
With the wiggling of his eyebrows with a big happy grin on his face dressed in a lime green Mexican tuxedo with golden sequence is a Mexican-American man that is nearing his forties with sharp black hair, thin goatee with shifty happy eyes which means he is either always thinking, insane or drunk. Mostly likely drunk because of the half drunk tequila bottle he has in hands With a sexy wink and a point to one side of the screen.
[/center]Iggy: “And Iggy is speaking to you too Fyre Angel!.”
Pointing again, the highly popular face known as Iggy The Iguana shows his appreciation as he thinks of the tattooed hardnosed beauty known as Fyre Angel! Then he thinks of Dita Von Amora two beautiful redheads that will he in his presence! With an even bigger grin on his face as the Latina beauty known as Kristina Blackwell comes to his mind!
[/center]Iggy: “And of course Iggy is speaking to you as well Kristina Blackwell! My beautiful chicas! Iggy is honored that all three of you have accepted this match to face off against Iggy at Shockwave! Iggy after beating Senior Wiley at the Main Event at Monday Night Overdrive could have anything he wanted! Iggy could have had a title shot! Iggy declined Senior Hurricane Jeff’s offer instead Iggy asked that he have a date with the three of you! That is right Senioritas your dreams of finally having a date with Iggy has come true!”
With that Iggy The Iguana presents himself for the world to see as he poses as a gentleman in his lime green Mexican styled tuxedo from the 1970’s. A grin that is even getting broader every moment he speaks as Iggy takes a quick sip of his secret tequila sauce with the worm floating at the bottom.
[/center]Iggy: “Now, now, now ladies. Iggy has already heard how all of you women are threatening each other and telling each other how you will defeat the other so you can have Iggy all to yourselves. That just will not do my senioritas for there is plenty of Iggy to go around! So there is no reason for fighting ladies.”
Walking into an elegantly tasted room that looks like a hosanna in Mexico, Iggy walks down a long table where there are servers dressed in the finest of black tuxedos. There on the long table is a feast fit for a king and three queens as Iggy lifts the lid to show the delicacies that are underneath! Camarones Rancheros: Shrimp sautéed with anise, pepper, cumin, oregano, tomato, jalapenos; Caldo de Camaron Seco, dried shrimp soup (served as a Lenten dish and other Mexican dishes as well as tacos, burritos with chips and dip. Iggy seems very happy showing off these delicacies as the very English looking servers try to show their best faces.
[/center]Iggy: “And what comes with a date with Iggy the Iguana? Well the finest in five star Mexican dining! Si! No Taco Bell or Del Taco for such beautiful women as yourselves but authentic Mexican food from the finest restaurants south of the border. All for you beautiful women to enjoy with a fine view of the Gulf of Mexico! Iggy pays no expense for such lovely ladies such as yourselves. Yes, Senioritas you can have these kind of accommodations right here!”
There on the middle of the table is also a bottle of iced champagne as Iggy walks away from the balcony that shows the Gulf of Mexico. With a smile still on his face as he knows in his own mind he is swooning these deadly dames in the ring, he grabs the bottle of Dom Perignon champagne 2005 one of the most expensive wines in the world showing it to the camera.
[/center]Iggy: “And of course the finest drinks possible. Iggy would not think of giving you something like cheap wine or even expensive champagne! Iggy would never have that! There is no reason that women of your caliber would drink such swill! That is why you will only have the finest tequila with worms that money can buy!”
Tossing the bottle of Dom Perpignan over his shoulder so it will crack and explode on the ground, but the maître de dives catching it as Iggy shows off the expensive bottle he has in his hand of Tequila to the delightful women he is sure to impress for this evening coming up.
[/center]Iggy: “But my lovely senioritas! Iggy is not over yet! No! Iggy even will have live music playing as the four of us dine! The best mariachi band in all of Mexico for our listening pleasure! See my senioritas it will be a lovely adventure! All of this will be yours with Iggy when Iggy beats the three of you at Shockwave!”
Now the ‘Master of the Drunken Tequila Worm’ has set up the deadly dames into his cunning trap, woo them with gifts knowing that they will lose and in his own mind no better gift for a woman is to be with the Iguana himself! Nodding Iggy has to inform the women that they cannot possibly beat an accomplished wrestler such as himself at Shockwave.
[/center]Iggy: “Si, Senioritas. Iggy is not forgetting that he has a match with the three sexy gorgeous jaw dropping senioritas that he will be facing! Dita Von Amora the sexy leather dominatrix! Kristina Blackwell, a member of Sex & Violence with a body only a rapier from El Iggy will reveal! And of course Fyre Angel who has come back just when Iggy came into the APW! Iggy heard Fyre Angel you got your suspension uplifted early because you heard Iggy was coming! And now Iggy is here! All for your lovely selves!”
Showing his best puppy eyed dog routine to shoe how sincerely cute and attractive he is in his own mind. With a big fat grin on his face Iggy poses in his lime green tuxedo from the 1970’s. To Iggy he is a debonair hero dressed in his suit ready to battle the bad guys while swooning women and of course drinking his tequila with dead worm and all. Then Iggy looks sad as as if he is making a giant sacrifice with what he is about to do.
[/center]Iggy: “But Iggy is a man and must sacrifice in the ring to face off against three lovely women. This is a sacrifice the Iguana is happy to do to further Iggy’s career. Since Iggy has come here, he has defeated ‘Streets’ Wilson and made the Overburn Champion Michael Wiley submit in front of the world! And what have you ladies have done since Iggy been here? You come flocking back worshipping the macho man that is Iggy, but do not think Iggy is going to be nice to you ladies because he is a gentleman! Iggy is a gentleman outside of the ring but inside of the ring, the Iguana ‘The Master of the Drunken Tequila Worm’ a force to be reckoned with. They all said Senior Wiley was too hard to beat. No one could beat him and Iggy took him down in just his second match in the APW!”
With his hands on his chest of his coat that he pulls forward as a happy man, he beat who they said he could not! Iggy the Iguana and he loves every minute of it! He knows of the Overburn Championship was on the line he would have had gold in a heartbeat! Now he faces three beautiful women of the APW and he could not be any happier! Even if a miracle should happen in his mind he loses! He still won!
[/center]Iggy: “Now Chicas, Iggy will win there is no doubt Iggy will for that is the way of the iguana, but Iggy is promising all of this lovely night out as your consolation prize and spending more time with Iggy is just a win and win for all four of us! It is not a bad thing for Iggy to beat the three of you. I am sure the three of you would do much better in bikinis and hot oil wrestling each other with Iggy as the referee, which we will do after dinner.”
With that said he points to an inflatable pool that has been set aside for oil wrestling! Then Iggy walks over to three mannequins that are wearing the trashiest skimpiest bikinis that would make a Brazilian blush! Each mannequin has a wig and hair style that matches each of Iggy’s lovely opponents in the ring with each of their names posted on the foreheads by yellow sticky notes with green ink!
[/center]Iggy: “Everyone the ‘Master of the Drunken Tequila Worm’ will easy defeat the three of you. This is why I, Iggy the Iguana, offers these special things so the three of you will not have sad pouty faces as Iggy climbs the ladder of the APW to one day win his first APW championship and others. Iggy fears no opponent, people say Iggy is too drunk to be scared. But the reality is the Iguana is fearless! The Iguana is unstoppable since the Iguana crushed the White Lion in the ring, wrestling and beating the most beautiful opponents will be nothing at Shockwave! That is why Iggy is offering you senioritas these lovely gifts to know there is no hard feelings! And there is even more for you! Because Iggy is being very generious!”
Iggy takes off his jacket with a smile starting up button his shirt as he smiles posing like a Chippendale dancer for the ladies! Iggy carefully sets down his bottle of tequila by a large wooden circle that steam is coming out of it. Iggy has no worries for his lime green tuxedo leisure suit. Iggy poses some more as his hairless muscular chest is shown.
[/center]Iggy: “And after Iggy beats you all, do not worry. When Iggy defeats you all he will be very, very gentle. So after we eat a wonderful authentic Mexican dinner, drink the best tequila with worm money can buy and after show which is the three of you in three skimpy bikinis battling it out in hot oil. It will be time to relax those bruises and wash off the hot oil. In a hot tub, that is just snug enough for four. That is right ladies, Iggy will be there with you three. So remember, there is plenty if Iggy to go around!”
Now Iggy is down to a black tight pair of male with a picture of an iguana on the side, Iggy poses showing off his body as if it is the most wonderful thing in the world as he walks into the steaming hot tub bringing with him his bottle of tequila with the dead worm in it. In the hot tub are three delicious Latinas who are all happy to be wearing skimpy swimsuits offering their empty glasses for more tequila which Iggy of course pours for his senioritas.
[/center]Iggy: “So you see ladies this is your dream come true, a full night with Iggy and Iggy dominating Shockwave with help of his little friend here! You can be like these lucky chicas as well! Spending a day and night with the Iguana with plenty of tequila for all! So chicas dress well after our match as we celebrate Iggy’s rise to the top of the APW! For the next star of APW is here! See you three in Vancouver!”
With that the giggling Latina women are all over Iggy as he smiles being drowned in their kisses as he holds his precious tequila bottle in his hand. The Iguana is happy as hell of this match as ‘Tequila’ by the Champs starts to play.
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