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Post by President Jeff on May 12, 2008 18:34:08 GMT -4
The show opens up with a recap from last week. President Jeff explaining why he turned on Trevor Blackwell at Sabotage and aligned himself with Kenny Lambardo. Trevor then comes out and say’s that he know’s a secret that Jeff has been hiding from Kenny and that if doesn’t get what he wants, he’ll reveal the secret. Trevor then gets what he wants. A rematch with Kenny at Mayhem and Jeff makes it a Last Man Standing Match. Jeff then Tells Trevor that if he reveals the secret, his match at Mayhem won’t happen.
The Overdrive intro video plays and then pyro shoots though out the arena and the camera cut to the commentators.
Chase: Welcome to Monday Night Overdrive. What a Show we have for you all tonight.
Harvey: Seven matches. And lets not forget a huge main event. An up and rising star, Vin E Lambardo takes on Trevor Blackwell.
Chase: This should be a good one.
Harvey: I wonder if Trevor will reveal President Jeff’s secret here tonight.
Chase: If he does that, Trevor will lose his title match at Mayhem.
Harvey: I wonder what Kenny thinks about all this.
Chase: Speaking of Kenny, he takes on Seth Storm in our opening contest.
Kenny Lambardo Vs Seth Storm
Tony: The following Contest is scheduled for One Fall
"Personal Jesus" hits, and out walks "The Archangel" Seth Storm. He stops, posing on the entrance way before continuing his walk to the ring, wearing his hooded leather coat obscuring his face behind the covering. As Seth is walking down to the ring, Kenny Lambardo runs out with his title and drops it as he clotheslines Seth from behind.
Chase: What is Kenny doing?
Kenny picks Seth up and throws him into the ring barrier. Kenny then takes Seth and throws him shoulder first into the ring steps.
Harvey: Kenny is destroying Seth before this match as even started.
Seth is holding his shoulder as Kenny rolls Seth into the ring. Kenny slides in and tell the Ref to ring the bell. The ref calls for the bell and this match is officially on its way. Seth lays on the mat, holding his shoulder and Kenny covers him.
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Kenny picks Seth up and throws Seth into the ropes and Seth catches Kenny with a spear with his good shoulder. Kenny gets on top of Kenny and punches him in the head. Kenny is able to get free and get to his feet. Kenny goes to the corner and Seth goes over and Kenny comes back with a kick to the stomach. Kenny then gets Seth with a European upper cut. Seth stumbles back to the middle of the ring. Kenny runs for a clothesline but Seth ducks and then Gets Kenny with a Jaw Breaker. Seth bounces off the ropes and Kenny catches him with a flying knee to the face.
Chase: Kenny isn’t fooling around here.
Kenny picks Seth up and slams him hard to the Mat. Kenny bounces off the ropes and drops a knee across the head of Seth and covers him.
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Harvey: Seth isn’t giving up.
Kenny waits for Seth to get to his feet and gets him set up for the RKO. Seth gets to his feet and Kenny goes for the RKO, but Seth quickly ducks and rolls Kenny up in a school boy.
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Chase: That was close.
Kenny gets up and goes back to the corner. Seth goes towards Kenny and Kenny pulls the referee in front of him. With Kenny and the Ref face to face and Seth behind the ref, Kenny kicks Seth in the groin. Seth stands still holding his groin and Kenny hits the Ego Crusher. And covers Seth.
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Winner: Kenny Lambardo
Chase: This may have been a different outcome if Kenny didn’t attack Seth before the match started and kicked him where the sun doesn’t shine.
Harvey: But he’s the champ. He didn’t become champ by playing nice.
Kenny’s music plays and Seth is slowly getting to his feet. Kenny grabs Seth and throws him over the top rope. Kenny gets his belt, puts it over his shoulder and signals for a microphone and Tony Ferrari hands it to him.
Kenny: Trevor Blackwell. Mr. Career Killer. You think that you can blackmail President Jeff into getting what you want? You think that getting a rematch with me that you’ll beat me this time around? You got be to out of your freaking mind.
Kenny see’s Seth on the Outside getting up. Kenny exits the ring and grabs Seth, hitting him with the RKO on the outside. Kenny slides back into the ring and picks up the mic.
Kenny: Trevor, consider that a message to you. Don’t mess with Kenny Lambardo. Don’t Mess with President Jeff. And Don’t Mess with the Church of Kaos.
Kenny does a crusifix pose with his title as Overdrive goes to commercial.
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Post by President Jeff on May 12, 2008 18:54:09 GMT -4
Overdrive comes back and it cuts to the office of Action Packed Wrestling’s President, Hurricane Jeff. Jeff is sitting behind his desk. The APW World Heavyweight Champion, Sgt. Kenny Lambardo was sitting across from him, the APW World Heavyweight Championship Belt is ever present over his shoulder.
Jeff: I can’t believe that you just did that.
Kenny: Guess I gave Storm more credit than he was worth. So what are we going to do about Mayhem.
Jeff: Look. We beat Trevor once, and we can do it again with no problem.
Kenny: I’m not worried about the match. A Last Man Standing match at Mayhem is just going to be one more time that I can do what I’m here to do, and that is keep this belt off of the likes of him. What bothers me about that match is why he got it to begin with. What the hell is this secret about anyway, man??
Jeff: Look. You, and me have been friends for what, five or six years now? We have fought plenty of battles together, and have never been at odds with each other. Trust me. If it was really all that bad, I would have screwed you like I screwed Trevor Blackwell at Sabotage.
Kenny: Fine. I’ll accept that for now, but that isn’t the reason that I’m here actually.
Jeff: Then why are you here?
Kenny: I’m getting married in four weeks from this very night. I am four weeks away from spending the rest of my life with the girl of my dreams. And you’re letting us do it from Overdrive! I can’t tell you how long I’ve waited for this moment. This is something that you gave to us. Something that you did when you didn’t have to, and I appreciate that brother.
Jeff: Is there a point to all this?
Kenny: Well, I guess all that I’m trying to say is… Will you be the best man at my wedding?
Jeff pauses for a second and smiles
Jeff: Of course. I would be honored.
The two stand, clasp hands, and touch shoulders over the desk in an old KaotiK Storm style fashion.
Jeff: This wedding is going to be the greatest thing that this industry has ever known. Don’t worry about anything else but making Diana happy, and I’ll take care of the rest.
Kenny: You’re right. At Mayhem, once again, Sgt. Kenny Lambardo will be the last man standing, the World Heavyweight Champion, and then just two weeks after that, married to the most wonderful girl in the world, “That Goddess” Diana Steel.
Jeff: Just do me a favor, and try not to kill anyone else between now, and then.
Kenny: Sorry. I get a little carried away sometimes…
The camera goes back to the ring
Chase: Kenny just asked his best friend to be his best man at his wedding.
Harvey: June 9th is the big day. Should be a memorable moment for APW.
Chase: I’m a little disappointed that I wasn’t asked to be the best man.
Harvey: I’m a little disappointed that you even thought you we’re the best of anything.
Chase: Touche.
Harvey: Lets go to our next match.
Bryan J. Greatness Vs Doctor Phate
Tony: Ladies and gentlemen this match is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first....
"Perfect strangers" hit the speakers as Dr. Phate makes his way down the ramp.
Tony: Dr. Phate.
Harvey: Phate considers himself an icon but can he make a huge step in that direction tonight with a win over Greatness itself.
Tony: And his opponent....
"Comfort Eagle" hits the speakers and Bryan Greatness hits the stage.
Tony: Bryan J. Greatness.
Chase: Well certainly, this would be a boost for him, for either of these men Darren...
Harvey: Someone is going to make a name for themselves tonight my friend... lets go to the ring.
Greatness goes into work early in this one clubbing the Doctor in the back as he removes his robe as the bell sounds. Bryan hammers clubbing blows down on Phate left, right, left, right, kick, repeat as Phate finally rolls out of the ring to escape the assault.
Harvey: Greatnes wasting no time here.
Greatness slumps down and rolls under the ropes to get to the outside but is met with a low dropkick from Phate to take out his knees. Phate backs up and then shoves his forearm into Bryans face knocking him back. Phate lays a few boots to Bryan then lifts him up and slams his face into the steel steps. Phate backs up and lets out a loud WOOO before rolling back into the ring to break up the mandatory 10 count.
Chase: Phate took advantage of his in ring know how, and now seems to have Greatness on the ropes.
Harvey: Never count out Greatness Johnny.
Greatness pulls himself up to the ring apron, but is met with a baseball slide from Phate knocking him back to the outside. Phate locks in a cross arm bar on Greatness on the outside as the ref comes out of the ring to try to break up the brawl.
Chase: There is absolutely no order to this match.
Harvey: Greatness wanted a fight, he's damn sure getting it brought to him tonight Johnny.
Greatness slowly pulls himself off the floor, and lifts Dr. Phate off the ground with him. Greatness pulls Dr. Phate into a firemans carry position and spins him around into an electric chair like suplex slam spiking Phates spine into the floor. Phate lets out a painful shout as Greatness rolls away. The ref intercepts Bryan and convinces him into the ring so he can check on Phate.
Harven: My god, what a tide turner there Johnny, did you see that slam?
Chase: No Darren, Im blind, I've lost all vision, I can't see a thing!
Harvey: Really?
Chase: No idiot, of course I saw it.
The ref returns to the ring and begins a 10 count again. Greatness not wishing to win it this way slides out of the ring and lifts Phate up and throws him into the ring. Bryan slides into the ring behind Phate who is in obvious distress and locks him into a laying down bear hug. Phate is reaching out for anything that can help him as the fans... really not particularly fond of either man cant help but cheer the lesser of two evils to their feet. Doc inches his way up to his feet finally and staggers around a little bit before finally falling into the ropes. Bryan reluctantly breaks the hold and backs up as Phate grabs the refs attention holding his ribs. Bryan taunts the crowd as the ref tends to Phate.
Harvey: Phate not doing well here Johnny, he may not be able to continue.
Chase: The doc isn't about to give up yet Darren.
Dr. Phate pulls at the refs shirt, knocking him into the ropes as he backs up. With the ref tangled Bryan comes to assail Phate, but he spins around and with the Ref blind to the attack mule kicks Bryan. Bryan staggers backwards and Phate drills him with a Sit-Out jaw breaker finally knocking Greatness to his back.
Chase: There ya have it Dar... Didnt I tell ya!
Phate locks in a deep Figure Four on the bigger Greatness who is flailing around but alas has no escape and is forced to tap out!
Winner: Doctor Phate
Harvey: My god what a match... what a come back win for the Icon Dr. Phate.
Chase: A great match for him for sure, but dont think we've heard the last of greatness.
Phate celebrates as Overdrive goes to commercial.
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Post by President Jeff on May 12, 2008 19:08:18 GMT -4
Overdrive comes back on the air
Harvey: We've had a killer night so far and we still have the best to come.
Chase: Up next though, we have an all female affair, the Kalayla Mitchell vs Akiko Kawazaka.
Harvey: Akiko claims to have held the New Japan title, fighting it out against the men, but she'll have no easy task in taking on Kalayla, she knows how to rough and tumble with the guys.
Akiko Kawazaka Vs Fyre Angel
Tata Young's 'Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy' pulses down the PA and the crowd give the newcomer a lukewarm response as she appears from behind the curtain.
Tony: The following match is scheduled for one fall. First introducing, from Tokyo Japan, The Asian Beauty, Akiko Kawazaka!
Akiko gazes out at the fans left and right and begins to strut down the ramp, tagging a few hands on the way before climbing up the ring steps and into the ring.
The lights dim as Evanescence's Thoughtless blasts down the PA. A wall of fireworks engulfs the stage and as they die down, we see Kalayla striking a pose to the cheers of the Sex and Violence: Version X faithful.
Tony: And her opponent hailing from Dallas, Texas, she represents Sex and Violence: Version X, The Fyre Angel, Kalayla Mitchell!
Kalayla walks down the ramp and stops as she reaches the ring before pulling herself up. She regards the fans with a sick smirk as she turns to face them, grabs the ropes behind her and backflips herself into the ring...only to be ambushed as soon as her feet hit the mat!
Chase: Akiko is fighting against an established star, she needs to set the pace early!
Akiki attempts to do just that, hitting Kalayla with two stiff forearms to the back before whipping her into the ropes. Kalayla flies across the ring and attempts a thunderous clothesline but Akiko rolls under, kicks Kalayla in the gut as she turns and nails her with a vicious DDT! She pulls her to her feet with a handful of hair and chops her heavily across the chest, she breaks into a flurry where she lands alternating reverse and overhand chops before spinning and taking Kalayla down with a superkick! She drops into the cover,
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Harvey: Fyre Angel isn't in the mood to mess around tonight.
Chase: Yeah, well getting jumped does that to a person.
Kalayla waits for Akiko to make it to her feet, grabs a handful of hair and uses it to toss her clear across the ring. She charges in and dropkicks Akiko under the bottom rope, immediately picking up a head of steam bouncing against the opposite ropes and meeting her with a Plancha! Kalayla drags Akiko to her feet, walks her over to the announcer table and slams her headfirst into it before rolling her into the ring. Kalayla climbs in after her, sends her once more into the ropes and hits her with a back body drop. Kalayla drops into the pin,
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Akiko gets her foot on the ropes. Kalayla drops a leg across Akiko's throat then drags her to her feet once more, but Akiko nails a knee to her gut. She rallies with right hand after right hand, she hits the ropes and comes back strong with a clothesline. Kalayla stands only to get knocked down with a dropkick, Kalayla stands again and is brought to the mat with a hellacious spear! Akiko starts to feel the momentum and heads up the corner, nailing her downed foe with the 450 Splash! She covers but gets only two. Akiko grabs Kalayla's leg and steps around it, locking in the Figure Four Leglock. She wrenches Kalayla's knee, putting all of the pressure that she can onto it, Kalayla's shoulders hit the mat but she's up before the ref's hand hits the second time. Using all of her strength, she twists, but Akiko stops her from turning her over until Kalayla uses her own momentum against her to roll the pair of them onto their stomach.
Akiko grabs the ropes to break the hold but is suddenly met with a fairly none lethal liplock that allows Kalayla to grab a handful of hair before spinning into a Long Kiss Goodnight that catches Akiko flush under the jaw. Kalayla hooks the leg and the pin is academic.
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Chase: Big win for Fyre Angel tonight.
Harvey: I have a feeling that the Asian Beauty will come back next week fighting harder than ever.
As Fyre Angel celebrates, a video appears on the titantron
Chase: Who’s coming?
Harvey: We’ve been seeing messages like this all week.
Chase: First a secret that Trevor know’s. Now this. We need some sort of insider.
Harvey: All these secrets are exciting though.
Overdrive goes to commercial.
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Post by President Jeff on May 12, 2008 19:38:16 GMT -4
Overdrive comes back on the air. The camera cuts in on a conversation between Kenny and Diana outside the arena. You’d think they’d take a break during Overdrive but with all the stress of planning a wedding—yes, even for them---they need to take every free minute they get to finish up in time.
Harvey: Look at those two, chipping away at the labors of love…
Chase: You know, I’ll bet they have some great ‘alone’ times. They’re wrestlers, I’ll bet it’s like a clothes off submission match!
Harvey: Do me a favor and don’t make a toast at their reception.
Outside Spirit walks up on the two diligent fiancés.
Spirit: Oooo, a wedding! Can I come?!?
Diana instinctively flung a hand up to smack her in the side and they both laughed. Kenny nudged Diana, flicking a thumb toward Spirit.
Kenny: Today’s as good as any.
Diana realized what he was talking about and shuffled all the papers off her lap.
Diana: Hey Spirit mind if I ask you something real quick?
Spirit: Yeah girl, what’s up?
Diana stood up and put a hand on Spirit’s shoulder.
Diana: Well, I’m not good at this kinda stuff, but you know how important to me you are, right?
Spirit: I’d better be important to you after all this!
Diana: Right right, now look. You’re my best friend. My sister, my tag partner and you mean the world to my daughter. I can’t think of anyone else in the world I could ask to be my maid of honor.
Spirit smiled and laughed, nodding a firm yes. Diana hugged her.
Spirit: Of course I will be. You know that if you didn’t ask me I was going to kick your ass, right?
They both laughed, because it’s probably true and APW cuts back to inside the arena.
Chase: Now that’s what I call friendship!
Harvey: Yeah…it’s heartwarming, really.
Chase: Well that’s it, kids! Next to Diana when she says “I do” will be the one and only Spirit Tara Jacobs!
The crowd is cheering a bit, getting themselves all excited. Love them or hate them, the wedding of Kenny and Diana is something to be excited about. Meanwhile, back out in the hall Diana’s back to helping Kenny with some part of the planning. Looks like it might be seating arrangements.
Kenny: God. Who’d have thought our wedding would be filled 90% with people we work with. I thought we were supposed to have a brides side and a grooms side but how the hell are we gonna do that? We both know everyone.
Diana: Well Kristina can ******* sit on your side, that’s for sure.
Kenny: Alright, well Trevor’s on your side, you slept with him.
Diana: I did?
Kenny: Apparently. And little Skylar’s the flower girl, so what about a ring bearer?
Diana: You should ask Sabur’s Lil’ Dick.
Chase: THAT’S funny.
Harvey: That’s awful.
Just then Diana’s phone rang. Her ring tone for this person was the intro to “In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3” by Coheed and Cambria. She answered and put it one speaker. It’s our own President Jeff on the line.
Jeff: Hey Diana.
Diana: Hey, Jeffy.
Kenny: ::sarcasticly:: Ahhh, it’s the man with the big secret! When do you plan on letting a brother in on the dirt, eh?
Jeff: ::clears his throat:: Am I on speaker?
Diana: Yeap.
Jeff: Look Kenny don’t worry about it. I’m takin’ care of it for now. Trust me. Diana how are you feelin’? Better than earlier?
Diana: Yeah, thanks Jeff.
Kenny: Hey, what was wrong earlier???
Diana: Just stress, wedding stuff.
Jeff: I wanna see you two out in the ring in 5! I might be your buddy but I ain’t payin’ ya for it!
Kenny: You got it boss. What wedding stuff? Are you OK???
Diana: I’m fine.
Diana hung up the phone and moved all the wedding paperwork off of her and Kenny’s laps, putting her hands on his shoulders.
Diana: I wanna get out there, but first I wanna ask you something important.
Kenny: Of course, what?
Diana: You’re serious about this right? About spending the rest of your life with me?
Kenny: Of course I am!!!
Diana: Then you’d never let anything ruin it right? You never let anything hurt us?
Kenny: I would never, I could never. Trust me.
Diana: Ok. I do. Now let’s go knock em out baby.
She kissed him quickly and jumped up, both her black skirt and Smith & Wesson hoodie bouncing with her as she headed to the arena’s entrance. Kenny, realizing the peculiar nature of that question jumped up quickly after.
Kenny: Hey wait, Diana. What the Hell? Why would I let anything ruin this!
By that time he was chasing her out of the cameras earshot. Meanwhile…back inside…
Chase: I wanna know the secret!!!
Harvey: I’m sure you do. So I guess this means that Diana and Kenny will be out here soon.
Chase: Oh no…
Harvey: What?
Chase: That means that scary voice is gonna come on again.
Harvey: The prayer?
Chase: Is that what it is? Because I have nightmares.
Just like that the saints prayer plays overhead as Kenny and Diana are seen stepping into the arena. They are hand in hand, playing with the crowd. As they pass by, those feeding them cheers are rewarded with grins and hands and those offering up boos are given every interpretation of the international hand symbols for ‘bring it’ and ‘get bent’. The camera is sure to show us glimpses of Chase looking up into the rigging, frightened.
And Shepherds we shall be
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
May Kaos have the mercy on your soul
Spirit lacks on your body.
In nomine Patris et Filli et Spiritus Sancti.
The crowd is filled with signs for them. “Gen: X Kick Em In the CoK!” “I’d rather have a Lil’ Dick than a big CoK!” and yeah…mostly CoK jokes…There was one sign that said “Save yourself the trouble, Kenny she just wants the CoK!” Diana and Kenny each picked up a mic and went in for it.
Kenny: Babe, she’s just jealous, you know. I’m assuming it’s a she, anyway.
Diana: Doesn’t matter Kenny, you know guys and gals alike they’ve all just wanted to break off a piece of you since you walked in this business. Hey sweetheart! ::holding up her ring finger:: Write whatever you like on your 32¢ piece of construction paper all you want.
Kenny: I still accept gifts though, ladies.
Chase: I got a gift from a fan once.
Harvey: Chase, that was a restraining order.
Chase: It was still totally awesome.
Kenny: As of this summer, June 9th, “That Girl,” “That Goddess;” will officially be “MY Girl,” “MY Goddess” for the rest of our days brought to you folks by Action Packed Wrestling and my boy Hurricane Jeff!
The sounds of people cheering and booing collide into white noise, over which you can just make out the sounds of a few prepubescent boys crying.
Kenny: Yeah that’s right, BE jealous!
With that he struck an I Am God pose, because when complete strangers are jealous of your fiancé, you strike an I Am God pose.
Diana: But before we continue on with this week’s matches, I wouldn’t mind clearing up some of your criticisms. You mind-numbing fools thinking ya’ll can judge me…ha! You’re asking me why I’m spending so much time with HJ? Do I really love Kenny? And in a very general sense, What’s my deal? Why are Kenny HJ and I so close all of a sudden? I gave you too much credit and thought you might figure it out, but let me fill you in.
Who knows when your dishonesty begins to follow you around? The Hurricane knows.
Who knows when your darkest secret is your deepest desire? The Sergeant knows.
Who knows when what used to be your best has become your worst? The Hurricane knows.
And when the blood lost is weighing on your every move? The Sergeant knows that too.
Or when your lust for kill just might bring you to the top? The Hurricane knows that.
And when the blood on your hands isn’t yours? You can’t hide it from Kenny.
When you’re afraid to fight, so you try to find a way out Jeff will find you.
When your cowardice has caught up to you Kenny will be the sniper’s aim from which you will run.
And I will be the laughter you hear before it all comes crashing down upon you, because at some point I was a part of it. At some point I nudged the blade that cut your wire and made you fall. I am the catalyst.
I can be at the top, and I will be. But for now I work with and perhaps just below the only two men here deserving of respect, save for our other retired legend, the Dr.
And as for Kenny and I, you question my love for him all you want to. If you haven’t, I’m sure you will soon enough. I make the women and the men in this audience twist and turn with pleasure and disdain alike without giving a shit what they think about my engagement. What matters is that we’re so in love we make 75 year old couples look like 13 year olds trying to “date” for the first time. We’re so hot we set fire to December and…”
Kenny: And we’re so bad-ass we make Trevor Blackwell look like Andy McHeyman!
Diana: We sure do baby. Point is, get used to it. It'll be a while before you stop seein us around.
The crowd boos as APW cuts away to a commercial for Overdrive.
Chase: What an event Mayhem should be.
Harvey: Kenny and Trevor in a Last Man Standing Match. Justin Job and Michael Lively for the Overdrive title. And there’s many more matches yet to be announced.
Chase: And what about what we just saw. We now know that Spirit and President Jeff are going to be involved in this wedding. And the way things are shaping up, this wedding, its going to be huge.
Harvey: Indeed. But it time for our next match up.
Katrina Olivetti Vs Jake Ruby
Tony: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first…
Olivetti’s music hits, and Tony’s eyes go wide as he looks towards the stage. The camera pans to find Katrina Olivetti with right hands, beating Jake Ruby down the ramp.
Harvey: What the hell is this!
Chase: Katrina just couldn’t wait to get her hands on “The E-Starr” Jake Ruby. No pun intended on with that one folks.
The two competitors get to the ringside area, and Ruby blocks a punch from Katrina. He follows with a whip that sends her back first into the ring apron. Jake Ruby stomps at her midsection, and rolls her into the ring. The ref quickly rings calls for the bell to begin the match. Jake Ruby quickly slides under the bottom rope as Katrina Olivetti gets to her feet. The two lock up, and Ruby wrenches at Katrina’s arm. Again, and again, he attempts to the arm right out of its socket.
Chase: She’s a Luchadora! Go for the legs, not the arm!
Harvey: You know that they can’t hear you, right, Chase?
Chase: So, you do it all the time!
Finally, “The One Winged Angel” handsprings forward, and rolls her opponent into Hip Toss. Ruby is quick to get back up, and goes right into an Arm Drag from Katrina Olivetti. “The E-Starr” with a little help from the ropes, gets to a knee, and is met with a Dropkick to the side of the head that sends him twirling to the mat. Olivetti hits the top turnbuckle, and comes off with a beautiful Moonsault, and stays for the cover. The ref makes a count…
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Harvey: Excellent use of the ropes by “The E-Starr” Jake E Ruby.
Chase: Doesn’t look like Katrina is all that happy about the call.
“Player 1” Katrina Olivetti gets in the ref’s face, yelling and screaming. Some of this was her taking her frustration’s out on the ref. Some of it was just her playing to the crowd. “The E-Starr” Jake E. Ruby took the opportunity of Katrina distracted, and pinned her to the mat with an old fashioned School Boy. The referee made the count…
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Katrina Olivetti rolls out! The two begin to get back to their feet. Ruby immediately hits Katrina with a Dropkick that sends her back into the corner. “The E-Starr” follows with a boot in Katrina’s throat that the referee is forced to break up. The crowd boos, and E-Strarr poses with a loving smile.
Harvey: This guy is totally freaking bent!
Chase: They hate you! Why do you love them?
Harvey: STOP! THEY CAN’T HEAR YOU!
Chase: I don’t care. Shut up, you.
Jake Ruby continues with a whip to the opposing turnbuckle, but Katrina shifts her weight, and reverses into a whip of her own that sends Ruby into the corner instead. “Archadia the Divine” bounces from the top rope, and takes “The E-Starr” out of the corner with a Springboard Hurricanrana. The fans cheer the move, and Katrina begins to help the fallen Starr to his feet. She goes for a whip, but Jake Ruby reverses. Katrina bounces springs from the top rope, and twirls through the air, nailing Ruby in the face with The Sublimely Magnificent Jecht Shot Mark III! Jake E Ruby falls back to the mat after that wicked blow, and the fans begin a chant of “Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!” Katrina “Archadia Olivetti brushes her shoulder off, signaling for the end of the match.
Harvey: We’ve seen this one before!
Chase: The most gravity defying maneuver in sports entertainment today!
She hits the top turnbuckle with two complete rotations, and a Shooting Star Press that we call Star Power. “The One Winged Angel” Katrina “Archadia” Olivetti keeps for the pin, and the ref starts the count…
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Chase: Damn that was quick!
Harvey: Katrina Olivetti with a still undefeated streak here at Action Packed Wrestling.
Chase: And the “Church of Kaos” continues to reign here tonight on Overdrive.
The referee raises Katrina’s hand in victory to which she tears it from him, and pushes him away as Fyre Angel slides into the ring and attacks Katrina from behind and starts bashing her head into the mat. Just then, The Asian Beauty, Akiko Kawasaka slides into the ring and kicks Fyre Angel off and Fyre Angel slides out of the ring. Katrina gets up and Akiko takes her down with a clothesline. Fyre Angel quickly slides back into the ring and takes Akiko down with a DDT. Fyre Angel stands over the two girls as Overdrive goes to commercial.
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Post by President Jeff on May 12, 2008 19:51:44 GMT -4
Overdrive comes back from commercial and you see Fyre Angel, Akiko Kawaska and Katrina Olivetti all in President Jeff’s office, each with a security guard to prevent them from attacking each other
Jeff: Look, I can’t have you guys all fighting like this. Fyre Angel, I know you hate Katrina because she’s in Sex and Violence X. Akiko, I know your upset at Fyre Angel for beating you. But you three, if you all want to fight each other, then you can do it at Mayhem in a Triple Threat match. Now get out of my office, I have a show to run.
The camera cuts back to ring side.
Chase: Wow, a new match added to the Pay Per View.
Harvey: 3 women in one match, this is going to be exciting.
color=limegreen]Chase: Now it's time for tonight's tag team match.[/color] Harvey: And what a match it will be. We got the jobbers against Justin Job and Gilbert.Chase: Look at Darren Harvey, coming out of his shell and making fun of people. I love it.Gilbert’s themes blast the stereos, as he emerges his way backstage. He screams incoherently until he reaches the top of the ramp. Once at the ramp he is met my sparklers, as he growls towards at the crowd in attendance. Gold pyro shoots off from the both sides of him, knocking him over in the process. Gilbert rolls around, until his partner Justin Job runs out with a fire extinguisher and sprays Gilbert. The Overdrive champ then sets down the extinguisher and helps Gilbert up to his feet. Harvey: How nice of Justin Job to allow Gilbert to do his entrance in this his first - and possibly last - match.The two make it to the ring and each pose on the top ropes, with Justin Job lifting the APW Overdrive Championship in the air. Then, "Scars" by Papa Roach hits the amps, and Jason Royce and The Hardcore Kid come sliding into the ring. They waste no time, with Hardcore Kid going after Justin Job, and the Iceman taking on Gilbert. TAG TEAM MATCH: The Job Squad vs. "Iceman" Jason Royce and the Hardcore Kid
Royce gives Gilbert a few solid punches to the face, then grabs him by the back of the head and heaves him over the top rope. Meanwhile, Justin Job has locked The Hardcore Kid in a Headlock. Royce charges at Job, but Job jumps up and gets a Head Scissor on Royce. THK throws him off his shoulders, and Justin Job winds up giving Jason Royce a Hurracarana. Royce is thrown across the ring and rolls out under the bottom rope. Job lands on his feet and turns to face The Hardcore Kid, only to get nailed with a vicious Clothesline. THK makes the cover.
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Harvey: What an inventive double team maneuver!
Chase: Looks like these two have come up with some new tricks after last weeks embarassing defeat.
THK continues to work on Justin Job. He gives him a few stiff shots to the lower back, before lifting him to his feet. He tags Royce back in, and Royce climbs to the top rope. THK whips Justin Job across the ring, and when Job comes running back, Royce nails Justin Job with a Drop Kick square to the chest. Royce covers Justin,
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Harvey: Mr. Worthy has had enough of Royce and Kid's double teaming!
The ref starts yelling at Gilbert to get back in his corner, and THK walks past him and shoves Gilbert into the corner hard. The two are about to come to blows, but the ref gets between them. Meanwhile, Justin Job is trying to get to his feet, only to have Jason Royce run up behind him and kick him in the crotch. The fans boo as Job falls to the mat. Royce rolls him up, and THK sees this. He immediately leaves Gilbert alone, and turns the ref to see this. The ref drops to the mat and starts to count as Royce puts his feet on the ropes for extra leverage.
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Chase: Royce is setting up the GTS!
Royce throws Job up, but Job grabs his head and spins him into a Tornado DDT. Both men are laid out on the mat. Job is slowly trying to stir, and he rolls onto his stomach. With what appears to be a final burst of energy, he jumps for his corner, expecting to make a tag, only to find that Gilbert isn't there. Job crashes to the mat, yelling out for Gilbert. Gilbert, meanwhile, is still being chased by THK. He turns the far corner, and, while still running, leaps up to the apron and runs to his corner. He reaches over the top rope and tags Job's hand, and leaps into the ring before THK can get a hold of him. Gilbert then rushes at Royce and picks him up. He then lifts Royce up, and puts him into a Vertical Stall.
Harvey: Look at what strength Gilbert has!
Then, almost as if on cue, Gilbert can't handle the weight of Royce and falls to the mat, landing on his back, while dropping Royce on his head. Royce, who's dazed, lands in a cover on Gilbert. The ref counts it.
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Chase: Wow, it may not have been to the right guy, but Gilbert looked dominating with that move.
Gilbert rolls around, holding his face, and THK grabs his legs. With little to no fight from Gilbert, THK locks in a Sharpshooter. Gilbert is screaming in pain, and tears are rolling from his eyes. Yet, he's within an arm's reach of the rope. Justin Job has gotten out of his corner, and is standing outside of the ring looking at Gilbert. He's telling Gilbert to grab the rope, but Gilbert says he's in too much pain to move. The ref gets down and asks Gilbert if he wants to quit. Justin says that Gilbert doesn't. This starts and argument between the ref and Justin. Justin is saying just call the rope break, since he is literally three inches away from the rope, but the ref is yelling at Job to stay out of it. Gilbert, meanwhile, is yelling for his mommy. THK, sickened by the whole ordeal, just breaks the hold.
THK starts walking back to his corner, while Jason Royce is recovering from the spear he received earlier. THK tries to tag in Royce and does. Royce gets into the ring and starts stomping Gilbert. With the Kid on the ring apron, Job runs up behind The Kid and pulls him off the apron. Before Royce can do anything, Job jumps up to the apron and punches him in the mouth. Royce stumbles backward and trips over Gilbert, lying on the mat; still crying. Royce hits the mat, and Job jumps to the top rope, nailing the T-D-F-T. Job then pulls Gilbert onto Royce. The ref counts the cover.
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Post by President Jeff on May 12, 2008 20:32:56 GMT -4
Overdrive comes back on the air. The camera’s are backstage with Royce and The Hardcore Kid Arguing.
THK: Man, I’m tired of losing. You dropped the ball tonight man.
Royce: Sorry.
Just then they happen to be next to Razor Ryan and Sabur
Razor: Hey Yo.
Sabur: Tough loss out there.
THK: Shut up!
Just then Diana Steel and Spirit show up.
Diana: Big words for a small kid.
And then President Jeff shows up.
Jeff: Looks like a good time to show up huh?.....Hey Diana.
Diana: Hey.
Spirit: What’s up boss?
Jeff: I’m glad the 6 of you are here. As you all know, there has been talks of bringing in the Tag Team titles at Mayhem. And I want the 6 of you to comete for them at Mayhem in a 3 team tag match.
Diana: Finally!
Spirit: Diana and I can once again be tag champs.
Razor: Not so fast Chico. Sabur and I, we’re going to be tag champs.
THK: Jeff, I can’t team up with Jason. We lost three tag matches in a row. I need a new partner. Even if its just for one night.
Royce: Come on. Its not all my fault that we lost.
THK: Who got pinned by Gilbert?
Jeff: Enough you two. Royce, since tonight, you we’re the weaker link of the team, You won’t be getting a shot at the tag titles. So Kid, the next person who walks by, will be your tag team partner for Mayhem.
They all stand and wait and all of a sudden, someone walks around the corner
Jeff: Bryan Greatness. Congratulations. You are the Hardcore Kid will be tag team partners at Mayhem and fight for the Tag Team titles.
Bryan: Cool.
Jeff walks away
Jeff: Oh yah, almost forgot. Its going to be a TLC MATCH!
Fans cheer from in the building as the camera goes back to ring side.
Chase: WOW. A TLC match to determine the first APW Tag champs.
Harvey: Royce really missed out on that one.
Chase: A 3 team TLC match. That may just steal the show at Mayhem.
Harvey: Its going to be crazy.
Chase: Lets get to our next match
Sabur Vs “The Whitelion” Michael Lively
Tony: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, weighing in at 225 lbs… and representing the “Church of Kaos”… He is the Jesus of Wrestling! “The White Lion” Michael Lively!!!
The fans boo as, Limp Bizkit "Eat You Alive" blares throughout the arena as a ring of flames ignite from the floor, when the hooded figure of The White Lion rises from the center of the flames.
Harvey: There he is, the man that will go into Mayhem to take on Justin Job for the APW Overdrive Championship.
Chase: I absolutely love this guy! He’s funny, he’s talented, and most importantly he tears into his opponents with no remorse. No matter to what depths he has to go!
Harvey: He even kicked his mom in the teeth for ‘consorting with the enemy’ as he had so put it.
He lifts his head and flips his hood off revealing himself to the crowd, his mother still ever present at ringside. The man runs to the ring jumping onto the apron grabbing the top rope and flipping himself forward into the ring, as he feet plant on the canvass, bright white sparks shoot up from the ring posts. The lights dim, Sabur’s music hits.
Tony: And his opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada. Weighing in at 297 lbs! He represents “Sex & Violence Version:X”… “The Irish Hammer” Sabur!!!
Orange lights flash to the beat of the music, as a shower of red sparks stream down like a water fall. The music picks up, and two large explosions on both sides of the entrance ignite as Sabur strolls through the shower of sparks, and the fans cheer, and moo for their friendly beast.
Harvey: I think that Michael Lively is going to have his hands quite full in this match tonight.
Chase: Sabur is a freaking monster with a Lil Dick. A genetic powerhouse, and the protégé of Trevor Blackwell, but what is that compared to the might of a g…
Harvey: If you even try to finish that sentence, so help me…
The Irish Hammer walks the ramp, slides under the bottom rope, and right into the bottom of Michael Lively’s boots as “The White Lion” Baseball Slides into the Hammer’s face, causing the crowd to boo. Sabur falls to the outside, and Lively is quick to follow. Michael starts with the stomps to the head. “The Irish Hammer” gets to his knees, posting himself on the ring apron only to meet it face first with a little help from Michael Lively. The Lion rolls Sabur back into the ring, and gets to the apron before hitting the 3rd rope for a Springboard Moonsault. Lively holds for the pin.
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Harvey: And “The White Lion” Michael Lively taking “The Irish Hammer” Sabur to town early on in this match up here tonight.
Chase: Sabur slid an inch into the ring, and immediately was kicked out.
Harvey: Welcome to the Lion’s Den.
Sabur kicks out! “The Irish Hammer” struggles to his feet as Michael Lively is pouring the stiff rights on. Sabur blocks, and goes for a Clothesline, but Lively ducks, and the Man-Cow turns, just in time to meet a Pele Kick in the teeth. The Hammer stumbles back, and the quickness of “The Hottest Shit Going” brings a wretched Spear into the gut of his adversary. He hooks both legs, and quickly bridges into a pin as the ref counts…
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Harvey: Sabur trying to slow Michael Lively down a bit here.
Chase: Michael Lively is the perfect example of a Superstar with too much energy in the ring. When you come across someone like that, you just want to sap as much of that out of them as you can.
Harvey: And that is exactly what “The Irish Hammer” is doing here.
All of a sudden, Justin Job makes his way out with the Overdrive title around his waist and comes down to the ring and watches the match.
Chase: What is he doing here.
Harvey: Checking out the competition for his match at Mayhem?
Lively fights to his feet, and brings the two of them to the ropes. The Lion pushes The Hammer from him, and Sabur returns with a Spear of his own. Michael Lively leap frogs into a Sunset Flip Powerbomb, and hooks the legs for the pin. The fans boo as the ref begins the count…
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Chase: That was swift move!
Harvey: Lively never saw it coming.
“The Irish Hammer” Sabur hooks his opponent’s leg for the pin as the referee begins to count…
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Harvey: Michael Lively’s in trouble now!
Sabur lifts The Lion up, and then down on his knee with a Rib Breaker. The “The Irish Hammer” proceeds with another Rib Breaker. With Michael Lively’s body still in hand, “The Genetic Powerhouse” runs his opponent back first into the turnbuckle, and then into a Powerslam as the fans cheer in the background. “The Genetic Powerhouse” moves in for the pin. The ref counts…
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Harvey: I had thought for sure that Sabur had this match right there.
Chase: Normally I would say the same thing, but I think that Michael Lively still has a couple of gallons left in his tank.
“The Irish Hammer” Sabur is again helping Michael Lively to his feet, when out of absolutely no where Lively kicks Sabur in the gut, and nailed with a Stunner. The fans cheer the move, because regardless if they love you or hate you, they will always cheer the Stunner.
Harvey: Stunner! Stunner! Stunner!
Chase: What the hell are you doing?
Harvey: Screaming the word ‘Stunner’!
Chase: Why would you do a stupid thing like that?
Harvey: Well that’s what JR did every time that Stone Cold used to do it.
Lively hooks the leg for the pin, and the ref makes the count…
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Harvey: Did you see that!
Chase: Yeah. Sabur’s Lil Dick is amazing!
Harvey: Reminds me of the days of Dink, and Doink!
The Lil Dick as you can imagine, hit it, and ran, so to speak. Lively seems less than pleased, and yells to the ref to get back in the ring. The ref slides back in, and “The White Lion” turns into a huge right hand from “The Genetic Powerhouse”. Sabur punches “The JESUS of Wrestling” all the way to the ropes, and whips him across the ring. With the a god-like awareness of the ring, Michael Lively Jumps to the top rope And is about to jump off with a Springboard Moonsault, but Justin Job is quick to jump on the ring apron and take Michaels legs from under him and Michael crashes to the mat
Harvey: Hey, that’s not fair.
The ref yells at Justin as Sabur slaps Lively with a high impact House of Pain. Sabur covers, and the referee begins the count…
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Harvey: And a huge win for Sabur against “The White Lion” Michael Lively here tonight! But with a little help from Justin Job
Chase: I gotta tell you that Sabur is a force to be reckoned with here in the APW!
Harvey: I think that’s what Sabur just said.
Lively is laid out in the ring, and his mother comes to attend. Sabur slides out of the ring with his fists raised in victory as Justin Job gets into the ring. Lively’s mother backs off as Justin stands over Lively with the title and Justin yells at Lively as Overdrive goes to commercial.
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Post by President Jeff on May 12, 2008 20:48:31 GMT -4
APW Monday Night Overdrive returns from commercial to show a packed out RNC Center and a video begins to play on the titantron
The fans cheer loudly
Chase: MATT METAL RETURNS NEXT WEEK!
Harvey: I can't believe it. Metalmaina is finally coming to APW.
Chase: What a night next week should be.
Harvey: I wonder what Matt Metal has planned.
Trevor Blackwell Vs Vin E Lambardo
"Revolution Is My Name" by Pantera echoes across the arena. The crowd just explodes as The Blackwell Brothers appear on the entrance stage. The APW Xtreme Heavyweight Champion, "The Xtremist" Tony Blackwell strikes a Blackwell Crucifix Pose with the custom championship belt over his shoulder as his older brother, The #1 Contdender to the APW World Heavyweight Championship, "The Career Killer" Trevor Blackwell strikes an identical one behind him, Sinapore Cane in hand. The Xtremist pulls out a flask of Blackwell Blend Jagermeister and takes a good healthy swig before sparking his silver Zippo Lighter and spitting out a stream of flame that licks out over the APW Faithful.
Tony Ferrari: Ladies and Gentleman... This is your Main Event!!! This match is scheduled for one fall... Currently being led to the ring by the APW Xtreme Heavyweight Champion, "The Xtremist" Tony Blackwell... he hails from Long Island, New York... he weighs in at 275 lbs... He is The Excellence of Extreme... He is The King of Hardcore... He is "The Career Killer" Trevor Blackwell!!!
The APW Faithful break into a chant of, "FUCK 'EM UP, TREVOR... FUCK 'EM UP!!!" followed by echoing stomps as The Blackwell Brothers strut down the aisle, slapping hands and pounding fists. "The Xtremist" even stops and hands a lucky fan the rest of his bottle before the siblings slide into the ring. They each take a turnbuckle and strike more Crucifix Poses for their rabd fans.
Darren Harvey: What a main event this is going to be! Trevor Blackwell has his Xtreme Heavyweight Champion younger brother in his corner.
Johnny Chase: Yeah, too bad they'll be across the ring from two Lambardos...
Just then, "Blood Sugar" by Pendulum blasts over the loudspeakers and the APW Faithful's love and adoration immediately turns into hatred and obscenities. The lights drop and the APW World Heavyweight Champion, "The Ego Crusher" Sgt. Kenny Lambardo rises from the stage striking an "I Am God" pose with the World Title Belt around his waist... Kinda like Gangrel back in the day but much more god-like. A circle of flames strikes up around the KaotiK God and turns into a wall of flames that engulfs the entrance stage.
Tony Ferrari: And his opponent... accompanied to the ring by the Man With The Biggest CoK In Sports Entertainment... The APW World Heavyweight Champion, "The Ego Crusher" Sgt. Kenny Lambardo... he is from Brooklyn, New York... weighing in at 175 lbs... He is the Sultan of Snap... The Submission Technician... Vin E. Lambardo!!!
The Submission Technician comes roaring through the flames, his fists clenched, stalking down to the ring with his eyes on "The Career Killer" Trevor Blackwell. The fans boo him horribly as he slams up the ring steps and climbs over the middle rope into the ring.
Harvey: This kid is quickly making a name for himself. Vin E. Lambardo and Archadia Olivetti put on a show stealer last week in a Parking Lot Brawl on Overdrive. He's on quite a roll considering he got an impressive win over "The Archangel" Seth Storm at Overdrive.
Chase: He's a Lambardo. That's what they do... The shoot straight to the top. And don't forget that in his corner is the most Controversial Man in Sports Entertainment today... "The Ego Crusher" Sgt. Kenny Lambardo...
Then as the referee is about to ring the bell, "Raining Blood" by Slayer blasts over the loudspearkers. The boos and obscenities are almost as loud as they were for The Lambardo Brothers... almost... as the APW Owner, President Jeff steps out onto the entrance stage with a microphone in his hand. The music cuts as he brings it to his lips.
President Jeff: Y'know... you've been nothing but a pain in my ass all month, Trevor. You agreed to the waiver and The Crucible will be legal for just this match. But I want to give The Submission Technician plenty of opportunity to use the move that you agreed to so I'm making this a Submission Match.
The crowd explodes and the bell rings.
Harvey: Wow, President Jeff really came through for the people tonight. A Submission Match as the Main Event for Overdrive between "The Career Killer" Trevor Blackwell and "The Submission Technician" Vin E. Lambardo.
Chase: Good thing Trevor's been brushing up on his Technical Wrestling this past week. He's gonna need it against Lambardo.
"The Xtremist" Tony Blackwell guides The APW Faithful into a singsong chant of, "TREVOR'S GONNA KILL YOU!!! TREVOR'S GONNA KILL YOU!!!" as their hero stands across from Vin and strikes a Blackwell Crucifix Pose for both Lambardos. Vin E. Lambardo just smiles and chops his crotch, the universal sign language for, "SUCK IT!!!". Trevor bursts into a rage and charges the younger Lambardo for a powerful Running Clothesline but the kid ducks it, slipping around his opponent and wasting no time jumping onto his larger opponent's back, attempting to lock in a Crucible immediatly. Trevor Blackwell growls and charges as hard as he can back first into the turnbuckle, crushing Vin E. Lambardo and turning on him before cracking him in the face with a huge Overhand Right. The referee is in between them, seperating the two warriors. Trevor Blackwell... ever the face... makes a clean break before stepping away and striking another Blackwell Crucifix Pose to the delight of the APW Faithful. But Lambardo explodes out of the turnbuckle with a vicious Spear.
Harvey: Trevor Blackwell attempted the clean break and got a Spear for his efforts!
Chase: No good deed goes unpunished here in Action Packed Wrestling!
Vin immediately slides up Trevor's body and nails him in the face with a Muy Thai style knee to the face. He kneels on his chest and starts unloading on The Hardcore Icon with rights and lefts but Blackwell takes advantage of the 100 lb weight difference and grabs Lambardo by the throat with both hands before tossing him nearly halfway across the ring. Trevor Blackwell is back on his feet and The Submission Technician takes to the air, wrapping his legs around the bigger man's throat in a carotid choke before snaring his arm and hyper extending the elbow into a Triangle Choke. Trevor drops to his knees as Lambardo braces himself on his shoulders and cranks up the pressure. The Hardcore King's loyal subjects start stomping their feet as the adrenaline surges through Blackwell's soul. He gets to his feet, his face turning purple as he shows tremendous strength and lifts the 175 lb man into the air. He bounces him off the top of the ropes for momentum and launches into a swing, tossing Lambardo clear out of the ring. But The Submission Technician holds on like a fucking pitbull, dangling out of the ring and using his weight to apply even more pressure to the hold as Trevor Blackwell once again drops to his knees, leaning over the ropes as the referee starts a five count. "The Xtremist" Tony Blackwell comes out of nowhere to break the hold with a vicious Running Big Boot to the mouth of The Sultan of Snap, sending the younger Lambardo head first to the concrete, almost knocking him out.
Chase: Tony Blackwell just saved his brother's ass right there! I think Vin E. Lambardo nearly choked him out!
Harvey: I think Tony Blackwell nearly broke Lambardo's neck! He's at least got a concussion!
"The Ego Crusher" Sgt. Kenny Lambardo comes running in to watch his little brother's back. The Xtremist merely puts up his hands and feins innocence as the referee yells a warning at him. Kenny shakes Vin back to reality and slides him back into the ring. Lambardo gets to his feet and Trevor Blackwell nearly takes his head off with a Running Clothesline. Trevor pulls Vin to his feet out of the corner and hooks his arms before whipping him over with a Snap Butterfly Suplex with a float-over that lets him land all of his 275 lbs into the small of Vin E. Lambardo's back before wrenching back with a Butterfly Lock. The referee is immediately there looking for the submission but Lambardo fights it. The APW Faithful chant, "MAKE HIM TAP!!! MAKE HIM TAP!!!" as Vin tries desperately to squirm out from under The Career Killer's weight before he pulls his shoulders from their sockets. He eventually rolls out onto his ass. Back on his feet, Lambardo sprints across the ring with Trevor Blackwell in tow, running straight for the middle rope and springboards into a Moonsault that breaks The Hardcore King's grip before coming over with a 720 Stunner he calls The K-Hole. Looking for the high spot that will take the crowd's breath away, the rookie rushes straight up the turnbuckle and turns around before soaring off with a beautiful Shooting Star Press that lands awkwardly and painfully as the veteran Blackwell brings up his knees. Lambardo bounces 6 ft into the air and lands on the mat, holding his ribs and sucking wind. Trevor gets to his feet and runs the ropes before bringing a Double Kneedrop down ont he back of Lambardo's head for good measure.
Harvey: Jesuus Christ... that didn't work out very well...
Chase: That's why they call them High Risk Maneuvers... Lambardo's lucky he still has a ribcage.
Knowing that he's dazed and not going anywhere, Trevor Blackwell immediately goes after Lambardo's legs, tying him up in an evilly painful Indian Deathlock. To crank up the pressure some more, Blackwell crosses Lambardo's legs over his and rocks back a couple of times before bracing himself on the back of Lambardo's head and locks in the Haas of Pain. Lambardo screams in pain as his back and hamstrings are almost ripped apart with all of Trevor's weight crushing the back of Vin's skull. He refuses to tap out but can't power out of the hold
Harvey: I think this match may be over...
The referee is down in Vin's face, looking for the submission... the admission of Trevor Blackwell's dominance but The Submission Technician screams for the ref to go fuck himself. He reaches desperately for the ropes and while the referee's attention is focused on one Lambardo, the other strikes, pulling out his infamous Lead Pipe and cracking Trevor over the top of the skull. The Career Killer releases the hold right before Vin E. Lambardo was ready to pass out fromt he pain. The Hardcore Icon rolls around the mat, holding his head as blood pours down his face. The referee, missing the entire thing starts a 10 count... 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... Trevor is up to his hands and knees... 6... 7... 8... Vin E. Lambardo is just starting to remember where he is... 9... "The Career Killer" Trevor Blackwell is back on his feet, staggering and holding onto the ropes. But The Submission Technician explodes out of nowhere with a surge of energy and a possible serious concussion and rushes Trevor Blackwell with another surely leveling Spear but The Excellence of Extreme throws his body to the side and Vin E. Lambardo sails over the middle rope. No one is there to catch Kid Vicious but the guard rail and he kisses it like a long, lost lover. Vin E. Lambardo's face is now as red as his hair, covered in blood as the opens a rather nasty gash in his forehead. He uses the guardrail to stumble to his feet and out of nowhere comes the APW Xtreme Heavyweight Champion with a vicious Big Boot that just levels the exhausted Submission Technician. He picks him up on his shoulders and charges for the Steel Turnbuckle Post nearly killing Lambardo with a Running Release Powerbomb into the unforgiving steel. The referee calls for the bell as the APW Faithful chant Tony Blackwell's name.
Winner By Disqualification: "The Submission Technician" Vin E. Lambardo
Tony starts attacking Vin E and Kenny and Trevor start going at it and then President Jeff makes his way out.
Jeff: ENOUGH!
Chase: Jeff isn't liking what he see's.
Jeff: I'm going to make some decisions right now. First things First. The Xtreme Title. Tony Blackwell. At Mayhem you will defend that belt against Vin E Lambardo.
Chase: What a match that will be!
Jeff: And second. Since you guys want to fight. Next week, on a special family edition of Monday Night Overdrive. In preparation for Mayhem. A Brothers Verses Brothers match. The Blackwells Vs The Lambardo's. Kenny and Vin E Verses Trevor and Tony in a NO DQ match!
The fans cheer.
Jeff: Good Luck.
Chase: What a block buster match that will be next week. And also the return of Matt Metal.
Harvey: A Huge Overdrive leading to Mayhem.
Chase: We're out of time, don't miss Overdrive next week!
Overdrive goes off the air.
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