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Post by President Jeff on Jun 17, 2008 16:38:50 GMT -4
Overdrive starts with a clip from last week’s Overdrive. The wedding between Kenny Lambardo and Diana Steel. You see the couple about to kiss and then Trevor Blackwell comes out and is about to reveal the big secret when all of a sudden, The Return of Twister. Twisters music hits and he comes out to the ring and attacks Kenny as Overdrive went off the air.
The intro video to Overdrive plays and then the camera’s cut to inside the building where Pyro shoots through out the arena as the fans cheer and the camera’s cut to ringside to the commentators, Darren Harvey and Johnny Chase.
Chase: Welcome to the Last Overdrive before Test for the Best.
Harvey: We have a packed card for tonight. But the one match I’m really looking forward to is the Main Event.
Chase: Your not the only one Darren. An APW World Title Match. Kenny Lambardo defends his title against Twister.
Harvey: What a way to make a debut here in APW by winning the World title in his first match.
Chase: This should be exciting.
Harvey: Enough of us talking, lets get to the ring.
Tony (emphatic tone): The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit!
Drums beat to a rhythm that inspires drama and anticipation in the audience. The lights die down, leaving the crowd in the dark, as a piercing trumpet rings out around the Alltel Arena. A murmur spreads through the fans of APW. The drums pick up, as do the lights, and with a burst of fanfare and fireworks, The E-Starr Jake Ruby bursts onto the scene. With a spring in his step, he walks to both ends of the stage to Fanfare for the Common Man by Emerson, Lake and Palmer, raising his hands to the crowd who greet him with a mixture of boo's and hisses.
Tony (emphatic tone): Making his way to the ring….from Greenleaf, Idaho…weighing in at 210 pounds…THIS is “THE E-STARR” JAKE RUBY!
He heads down the ramp, towards the ring, stopping at the base of the steps to look around the arena, shading his eyes to see the top-top tiers. Finally he cracks his fingers and heads up the stairs, steps through the ropes, and raises his hands up to the crowd once more, before slowly lowering them as he looks at the audience with daggers.
Tony (emphatic tone): And his opponent….
“Shout At The Devil” by Motley Crue begins blaring throughout the Alltel Arena, heralding the arrival of Razor Ryan. Ryan walks out onto the entrance stage, cockiness permeating his face, before standing upright and striking a crucifix pose.
Tony (emphatic tone): Hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada and weighing in at 206 pounds…THIS is RAZOR RYAN!
Ryan makes his way to the ringside area, sliding into the ring under the bottom rope - - and immediately gets ambushed with a series of Repeated Stomps to his head and back courtesy of Ruby!
Chase (impressed): Whoa! Jake Ruby is out to prove he DESERVES to be re-signed to an APW contract! Razor getting stomped into the canvas!
Harvey (agreeing): Razor might be finding himself in the position Jake was in a few weeks ago if he’s unable to pull this one out!
Razor Ryan vs. “The E-Starr” Jake Ruby
Ryan finally gets to his feet. Dazed by the pre-emptive strike of Ruby, Ryan turns around to face his opponent….and Ruby nails him with a beautiful Standing Dropkick! Ryan flies back from the impact and goes tumbling over the top rope and to the arena floor! Ryan, caught off-guard and trying to shake out the cobwebs, gets to a vertical base – and gets knocked right back down from a Jake Ruby Suicide Dive! Ruby is fired up as Razor is laid out on the floor!
Harvey (into the match): Tope Suicida! Ryan is down!
Pulling Ryan to his feet, Ruby goes for an Irish Whip into the nearest guard rail…but Ryan reverses the attempt, sending Ruby back-first into the unforgiving steel! Ruby winces in pain, clutching his lower back…and winds up in the first row after a well-placed Big Boot by Ryan! Ruby never sees the move coming and tumbles head over heels into the lap of a spectator as Ryan quickly slides into the ring to break the referee’s ten count!
Chase (impressed): Ruby just did an Assisted Moonsault the hard way! What a Big Boot by Razor!
Sliding back out to the arena floor, Ryan cinches the dazed Ruby up for a Vertical Suplex. Ryan pulls Ruby over the guard rail….Ryan hoists Ruby in the air for a Stalling Vertical Suplex….and Ryan suddenly plummets back-first to the arena floor, driving Ruby’s head into the barely-padded concrete with a vicious Brainbuster! Ruby is spiked, the force of the move leaving him sitting up with his eyes rolling back into his head, as the Alltel Arena explodes with a “Holy Shit!” chant! Ryan rolls back into the ring to once again break the referee’s ten count and cockily goes into a crucifix pose as his opponent looks like he’s out for lunch!
Harvey (cringing): Ruby’s head and neck just became fused together after that Brainbuster on the floor!
Chase (agreeing): This one is all over – all the ref needs to do is finish counting to ten!
The referee stares down at the fallen Ruby on the outside and begins his ten count anew!
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.TE - - ALMOST! RUBY MAKES IT BACK IN THE RING! Razor is livid!
Chase (into the match): Jake Ruby is somehow STILL in this match after his head bounced off the ground!
Razor, incensed, stands behind his slowly rising opponent with his hands extended and ready to strike. Ruby gets to his feet groggily…and Ryan locks Ruby in the Cobra Clutch! Ruby is locked in tight as Ryan gleefully yanks his foe to and fro and locks the Cobra Clutch in even tighter! Ruby falls to a knee…Ruby falls to both knees….Ruby’s arms drop to his sides….and Ruby appears to be out! Ryan locks the Cobra Clutch in even deeper as the referee checks on Ruby!
Harvey (into the contest): We thought it was over after the lobotomy on the outside but NOW it’s over! Ruby is in Dreamland!
The referee lifts Ruby’s right arm…and it drops back down!
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The referee lifts Ruby’s right arm…and it drops back down!
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The referee lifts Ruby’s right arm…and Ruby keeps his right arm up this time! Ruby seems to have a new lease on life as he fights back to his feet! Ryan, desperate, locks the Cobra Clutch in even tighter as Ruby fights back with all of his being! Ruby charges toward the nearest corner…Ruby runs up the turnbuckles…Ruby pushes off the top turnbuckle…and Ruby flies back, pushing Ryan back-first to the canvas! Ryan still has the Cobra Clutch locked in but Ruby is now on top of Ryan – and has Ryan’s shoulders down for the pin! The ref counts! Ruby for the pin!
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THRE - - KICKOUT!! Ryan releases the Cobra Clutch and both men roll to their feet!
Chase (impressed): Great counter to get the Cobra Clutch by Jake Ruby!
Harvey (agreeing): Ruby is FIGHTING for that contract tonight!
Ryan, angered, charges at Ruby with a Running Clothesline! Ruby ducks the Clothesline….Ruby goes for a Running Clothesline of his own…Razor dodges the Clothesline, grabbing Ruby in a Rear Waist Lock…Razor goes for a German Suplex on Ruby…Ruby flips out of the German Suplex, landing on his feet…and Ruby charges at Ryan and plants Ryan with a nice Bulldog before he can turn to react! Ryan’s face smacks the mat and Ruby scrambles for a quick pin!
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THRE – NOPE! Ryan gets his shoulder up!
Chase (into the bout): Super-close! Ruby almost had a victory there!
Ruby, fired up once again, makes his way to the opposite end of the ring and signals for Ryan to get up! Ryan makes it to his feet…Ruby charges in with the Spear….and Ryan, in a rare feat of agility, leapfrogs Ruby! Ruby charges face-first into the second turnbuckle of the corner behind Ryan! Ruby is dazed….and Ryan doubles him over with a kick to the midsection before pulling him into powerbomb position!
Harvey (into the match): Razor’s going to finish this once and for all with a Razor’s Edge!
Ryan makes the signature pose for the Razor’s Edge before lifting Ruby into the crucifix. Ruby begins wiggling….Ruby begins struggling…Ruby’s almost out…and Ruby suddenly drops down to the mat, hooking Ryan’s arms and drilling him into the canvas with The Post Limit (Backslide Driver)! Ryan’s neck smashes into the canvas at high speed as Ruby quickly pounces on top of his foe for the pin!
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Winner: Jake Ruby
Harvey (impressed): Jake Ruby pulls out the victory in his APW return!! What an incredible counter into The Post Limit!
Chase (agreeing): Both men needed this victory – but I also think both men re-opened the eyes of APW management at the same time! Better luck next time, Razor!
Ruby leaves the ring with a very triumphant demeanor, much to the chagrin of a frustrated Razor Ryan who is finally back up to his feet and very unhappy. Out of no where, Standing in the ring behind Razor is his opponent for Test for the Best, Sabur. Sabur scoops Ryan up and nails him with the House of Pain. Sabur then rolls out of the ring as Overdrive goes to commercial.
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Post by President Jeff on Jun 17, 2008 17:02:15 GMT -4
The titantron fizzles into a pre-shot promo. The scene is fuzzy for a moment and darkly lit, we can see a fire, or rather a series of fires scattered around what appears to be an abandoned warehouse. As the scene becomes clearer, we can see that it is, in fact, one fire but the angles that we are seeing on it come from different cameras. The scene appears to rotate as the different angles revolve around the scene and as Tara Jacobs walks into view, we are treated almost to a kaleidoscope effect wherein we can see her from all angles at once. The scene in the middle of the titantron is larger and shows Tara looking at the camera as she crosses her legs in front of the fire. We can see that she is dressed in her floor length white duster and a white shirt and jeans under that. She looks up to face the camera,
Spirit: “I might have gone down last week, but I went down fighting. It took my leg being pounded on over and over again. It took me landing on the back of my neck countless times. It took four doses of the School's Out, two of which I shrugged off like nothing had happened, the last three within a space of two minutes. Yes, I lost, but I showed one thing, and that is that it will take an unholy amount of punishment to put me away. My neck is stiff, I have to wear supports for my ankle and knee, but I am still standing, I am a fighter that runs off not only the indomitable will that has always been attributed to me but by the unrelenting forces of Kaos. Phate, I don't leave many defeats unanswered, I shall be coming after you and I shall even the score. You put me down for three seconds, but you have not and you can not put me out.”
Tara takes from the inside pockets two photographs, the smaller scenes around the larger central image show that they are of Hardcore Kid and Jason Royce,
Spirit: “The punishment that put my shoulders to the mat is not punishment that can be meted out by many, it is punishment that is usually reserved for those that face me, it is punishment that Jason Royce and Hardcore Kid shall receive at Test for the Best. Hardcore Kid? You are not worthy of licking my boots, let alone stepping into the ring with me, but you shall do so for a third time. You shall end up on the losing side of the match, for the third time, you shall be ground into the dust once and for all. Diana and I don't like being stuck in the same nothing matches against the same meaningless people, we are going to make sure that we never need step in the ring with you again.”
Tara holds the corner of Hardcore Kid's photograph to the fire, letting it set alight before dropping it in fully.
Spirit: “Then there is Jason Royce, someone who has been an annoyance for too long. Since the days in the WWC, he has been like the gnat that you have always wanted to swat, the leech that feeds off of those around him, the fly at the picnic. I would have thought that he would have learned when I choked him out in a hardcore match. I would have thought that going through glass and wood would have clued him in, Royce, you are nothing. Diana and I, we are going to walk in Test for the Best as Champions and walk out having left you cold out once...again. We might even walk out with legalised murder on our hands.”
Tara lights Royce's photo over the fire and then drops that before standing, reaching into her duster,
Spirit: “Hardcore Kid, Jason Royce, may Kaos have the mercy on your souls That Team shall lack on your bodies...”
Tara raises her head and spits that red Poison Mist into the air above her as her hand is flung towards the fire, there is a flash that blinds the view on all of the cameras and when we can see the scene once more, there is nothing but settling smoke and the mist descending. The main camera zooms in on the fire as the scenes around it blink out one by one, leaving us with only the flames that engulf Jason Royce and the Hardcore Kid. The camera goes back to ringside.
Chase: Speaking of Jason Royce, his match is up next.
Jason Royce Vs Katrina Olivetti
Tony Ferrari: Ladies and Gentlemen weighing in at 127 lbs, and hailing from Brooklyn New York ...Arcadia Katrina Olivetti....
The Titan tron shows a "Now Loading..." screen with traveling ellipses from The Devil May Cry. At the same time the crowd hears a familiar voice blaring from the speakers. It's the serene voice of the woman who lets everyone in America know that, "She's sorry, but the number you are trying to reach has been disconnected," and you should "Please try your call later." She vocalizes the "Now Loading" that is on the Titan tron. The woman cuts out after the third time and you hear, "It's time to play the game! Time to play the game!" followed by a strange laugh. The beat drops and the song immediately jumps to the chorus of "When Worlds Collide". As the crowd listens to the lyrics, "Are you ready to go/ Cause I'm ready to go/ What you gonna do baby baby" Arcadia walks into the ring in her black with silver luchadora costume and mask. She looks at the crowd, shrugs lightly and brushes some invisible speck of dirt off of her shoulder. "Are you ready to play the game?" She shouts out to the crowd.
Tony Ferrari cleans out his ear as if it was ringing after the yell from the luchador, he then positions the mic for his next announcement.
Tony Ferrari: and her opponent weighing in at 222 lbs, hailing from Chicago Illinois, The Iceman Jason Royce.
Scars by papa roach blares on the Pa Jason Royce comes out through the curtains to a mixed reaction and poses as pyro goes off and the lights flash like camera flashes are going off and he flexes then heads to the ring, slapping five with fans along the way. He then approaches the ring, and the Luchador sprints across the ring, and suicide dives over the top rope, crossing her forearms in front as her body stretches out like a dart. The forearms of Arcadia collide with the head of Royce, and the two drop to the floor outside the ring. Arcadia suffering the blunt of the blow, as her body slapped the thin mat lining the outside. The fans ringside explode with cheers for the way this match has started.
Chase: Wow...a real death defying move by the Video Gamer
Harvey: Yeah it's game on, and if someone doesn't make it to the ring, it will be game over
Chase: The ref has begun to count, it will be a no...uhh..Royce is starting to stir.
The Iceman makes it to his feet at the count of four, and quickly rolls in and then right back out. He grabs Arcadia by the laces of the mask, and tosses her into the ring. He rapidly follows his opponent, and as she stands, he two then begin to furiously exchange rights, tee'ing off with each other, Jason then crosses is fists in an X blocking the shot from Katrina, he then side swipes the knee of Arcadia, as she drops from the painful blow to her knee. The Iceman then kicks Katrina to the side of the head as she tried to make it up, but now is laying on her side. Royce follows up with stomps to her mid section. Royce then grabs her leg, and spins her over in a Boston crab putting pressure on the small of her back. Arcadia crawls to the ropes, stretches out and grasps the bottom saving grace that is the rope. The ref calls for Jason to break the hold, but doesn't. The ref then goes for the count.
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Royce the lets her loose, and looks out to the crowd, but then is right back in the game. Jason Royce reaches down yanking this young woman up her her mask. Draping her arm over his shoulder, and then with a quick snap, suplexs her over. Arcadia writhes in pain, as she arches her back in pain. Jason stands and looks down on his opponent, stalks in close as she turns over, and then jabs a kick right into the mid section of the Iceman. Another kick lands, and then she scrambles to her feet, and ducks a punch from the Iceman, and drops to the splits, nailing the Royce in the jewels.
Harvey: BALL BALL BUSTER....BUSTER.....
Chase: Ouch!!!
Royce rolls to the fetal position, and Katrina lifts the man to his feet not having compassion for that particular pain. She then whips the Iceman into the ropes, and he rebounds catching a leaping Superman shoulder tackle from Olivetti. Royce slams backward into the mat, as the Luchador climbs to the top rope and nails the Olley 360, jumping into a shooting star elbow drop right into the side of Royce's head. Arcadia then baseball slides out of the ring, grabs the hair of Royce, exposing his head and neck to dangle out of the ring. The insane young Olivetti climbs to the apron, and cart wheels her body into a leg drop across the throat of the Iceman. She stands to the applauds of the crowd outside the ring, as Jason holds his throat gasping for air. Arcadia jumps up to the apron again, the ascends the turn buckles tension bars and perches atop the ropes. Royce now up to one knee, clears his throat, and stands turning to see Olivetti leaping into a corkscrew lariat. The Iceman rolls out of the way and turns to see the crash landing of the luchador. Jason quickly moves in and sinks in the Anaconda Vice. The feet of Arcadia flail with terror for the deadly submission Royce has just applied after her risk didn't pay off.
Harvey: That Anaconda Vice is locked in solid.
Chase: Yes this move will test the will of a competitor, lets she if she help but tap.
The ref in close checking for Olivetti to possibly tap, but her eyes showing through on here mask have now closed, and her body has gone limp, and Royce still has it sunk in. The ref then raise her arm for the old trusty test of unconsciousness.
The arm drops to the mat
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Iceman then releases the hold and jumps to his feet.
Harvey: What is he doing she's out cold.
Chase: I'm not sure the slew of victories, and now being number one contenders to those tag titles will make you think unclear.
Jason runs, hits the opposite ropes, springs of gaining momentum and delivering a short leg drop. The scrambles to his feet rapidly, and drops a quick elbow to her head, rises and drops another. The stands to his feet looking out at the fans, as he has their support on this one. He then runs and in one leap has perched to the top rope, then corkscrews into a swan ton, as a moan from Arcadia is let out after the blow was delivered. Royce holds his back, and the fans cheer, giving him more momentum. He then drags her feet, setting her straight, then climbs up again. Leaps off for the 450 splash, during the rotation the luchador slides out of harms way, and Royce crashes and burns.
Harvey: He went to the well one to many times.
Chase: Playing to the crowd isn't always the best of game plans.
The Luchador pulls herself up to her feet with the aid of the ropes. Royce his now rising to his feet as well. Arcadia then grabs the ropes, leaps, using them to springboard, moonsaults, into a flipping reverse DDT. Royce's head crashes to the mat. Olivetti then stands not waisting time, she then climbs to the top rope once again, facing the crowd and brushes dirt off her shoulder, leaping out in faith in her ability followed by a 630 degree Shooting star press, and lands it perfect.
Harvey: Star Power
Chase: This could be it.
The ref slides in quickly like a typical ref trying to steal the show, and looks at the downed shoulders of the Iceman, and his hand the goes into position for the count, and the first one slaps the mat.
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The Hardcore Kid pull’s Katrina’s to the outside and starts battling with her. This send out Spirit and Diana Steel and they start attacking the Hardcore Kid from behind. Inside the ring, Jason Royce runs off the ropes and suicide dives through the ropes taking everyone out and the ref calls for the bell.
Winner: No Contest.
Referee’s quickly runs to the ring to separate the Tag champs and The Contenders as Overdrive goes to commercial.
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Post by President Jeff on Jun 17, 2008 17:22:29 GMT -4
Overdrive comes back from commercial and backstage we see Twister talking with Matt Metal.
Metal: Great way to return last week. No one saw it coming. Hell, I didn’t even see it coming.
Twister: Him just glad to be back and to see some familiar faces.
Metal: I hear that bro.
Twister: I just want to thank you for giving me a title match in my first match back in like three years.
Metal: You’re a legend man. I’ve been in the ring with you. I know how tough of an opponent you are, you earned it.
Twister: Lets just hope I don’t have any ring rust.
Metal: I’m sure you’ll do fine man. But I gotta go, see you later.
Metal walks away as the Camera’s go back to ringside.
Tony (emphatic tone): The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall with a thirty minute time limit!
Chase (ready for the match): If you don’t have your snacks nearby, folks, I suggest you grab them A.S.A.P. because this match promises to be insane!
Harvey (agreeing): Three of the four men remaining in the Test for the Best Tournament against three men with quite the volatile history between them – insane is an understatement!
The lights in the Alltel Arena dim as “My Own Summer” by the Deftones hits. Orange lights flash to the beat of the music, as a shower of red sparks stream down like a water fall. The music picks up, and two large explosions on both sides of the entrance ignite as Sabur strolls through the shower of sparks.
Tony (emphatic tone): Currently making his way to the ring….from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 297 pounds…THIS is “THE IRISH HAMMER”…SABUR!
The Irish Hammer walks the ramp, slides under the bottom rope, stands in the middle of the ring with one fist raised as red flames shoot up from around the apron of the ring.
Tony (emphatic tone): And his tag team partner….
"Between Angels and Insects" by Papa Roach hits the P.A. system and the crowd gets on their feet as John Green walks from behind the curtain. Green stands at the beginning of the ramp as he looks at the crowd with a smile on his face. Green starts to walk down the ramp slapping the hands of fans.
Tony (emphatic tone): Hailing from Atlanta, Georgia and weighing in at 265 pounds…..THIS is “THE RETRIBUTION KILLER”….JOHN…GREEEEN!
John runs the rest of the way to the ring and goes to a turn buckle and does his Signature "Retribution" pose. He then jumps off the turnbuckle and goes to another turnbuckle. The crowd gets on their feet again as he poses on the turnbuckle. He jumps off and his music fades as he awaits the bell.
Tony (emphatic tone): And their tag team partner….
“Killing in the Name of” by Rage Against the Machine pounds at the sound system like Tony Blackwell on Razor Ryan’s head. The camera pans back to the entrance stage to see APW Xtreme Champion, ‘The Xtremist’ Tony Blackwell ride onto the stage to the hatred of the crowd. Tony Blackwell raises a fist to the air, and slams it onto the handle bar causing flames to erupt from either side of the ramp. This merely causes more booing, and the suppressing power of angry fans pelting garbage at him. In response, Tony Blackwell stands over his bike, and points out from one side of the arena to the other, and brings his arms down in an ‘X’ over his crotch. The fans boo ever louder.
Tony (emphatic tone): From Long Island, New York…weighing in at 255 pounds…he is the Action Packed Wrestling Xtreme Champion….THIS is “THE XTREMIST”…TONY BLACKWELL!
Tony rides down the ramp to ringside, and parks the bike right there. He makes his way onto the apron, and climbs over the third rope. The heir to the Blackwell legacy slides his leather duster off his body and throws it at the ref. Afterwards, Tony climbs the turnbuckle and begins to strike the trademark crucifix pose. In mid arm extension he raises his arms, striking a very Kenny Lambardo “ I am God” pose. The brawling behemoth climbs off the corner and waits for his prey…but is met by a very intense-looking John Green. Green and Blackwell stare one another down for a moment, animosity in the air, before Sabur steps between them both.
Chase (into the match): Sabur as the voice of reason? Who would have ever thought we’d see this?
Harvey (agreeing): You gotta feel a little bad for Sabur – he’s in the ring with teammates that can’t wait for Test for the Best to tear in to one another! Blackwell or Green say or do the wrong thing to one another and this one night alliance is over – you can bet on that!
Tony (emphatic tone): And their opponents….first, making his way to the ring, hailing from Los Angeles and weighing in at two hundred and thirty five pounds, he is “THE LONE WOLF”…VICTOR BRAAANDER!
Without any other fanfare, the curtain flicks aside and Victor walks out. He doesn't take any time to pose, merely walks up the ramp, slapping fans' hands along the way. At this point, the crowd noise is all that can be heard being as there is no music to drown the fans out. Victor makes it to the ring area, walking in front of the ring barriers as he continues to tag hands before making it to the ring steps…and stopping dead in his tracks! Being smart enough not to climb into the ring alone, Brander walks around to the front of the entrance ramp and waits for his partners to arrive!
Tony (emphatic tone): And his tag team partner….
The lights go out in the Alltel Arena. “Hillbilly Deluxe” by Brooks and Dunn hits the sound system as a red light shows the entrance way has a large ACE of Spades card blocking the way. The card then explodes showing the figure of Austin Daniels. The Ace then walks out as the walkway is then lit up red as he makes his way to the ring.
Tony (emphatic tone): From “Hotel Rooms Across The Country”…weighing in at 245 pounds…THIS is “THE ACE” AUSTIN DANIELS!
Austin Daniels walks up the ring stairs and out onto the apron…but decides to hop off the apron and walk over to where Victor Brander is standing! Both men smile cockily for a moment and shake hands in a truce as they wait for their tag team partner.
Tony (emphatic tone): And their tag team partner….
The lights in the Mississippi Coast Coliseum dim to the brink of utter darkness, the only light emanating from the Tron screen as a large "Icon" logo blares forth in crimson. The voice of RuPaul suddenly pipes throughout the venue, the words, "I've got one thing to say: You better work!" preceding the sudden "Oh" of Fergie as "London Bridge" begins echoing throughout the building!
Tony (emphatic tone): Weighing in at 260 pounds and hailing from Detroit, Michigan…THIS is “THE ICON” DOCTOR PHATE!
As "London Bridge" gets under way a spotlight begins searching the audience...and it finds its target as "The Icon" Doctor Phate cuts through the crowd, leading them in a sing-along of his theme music! Hopping the guardrail closest to the entrance ramp, Phate joins his tag team partners on the ramp. All three men make eye contact…all three men smile cockily for a moment…then all three men suddenly storm the ring! Phate, Brander, and Daniels slide into the ring and immediately go after Green, Blackwell, and Sabur! Fist begin flying as the six men pair off, Phate fighting Green, Blackwell fighting Brander, and Sabur fighting Daniels! The referee, confused as to what he should do, calls for the bell! This match is under way!
DOCTOR PHATE, VICTOR BRANDER & AUSTIN DANIELS
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TONY BLACKWELL, JOHN GREEN & SABUR
Chase (into the match): WHOA! The Test for the Best guys on the attack right away!
Harvey (agreeing): This is absolute pandemonium and they just got in the ring!
Phate and Green make their way to the arena floor exchanging some nasty overhand rights as Sabur and Daniels go tumbling over the top rope courtesy of a Sabur Running Clothesline! Green gains control of the punch battle between Phate and himself and quickly smashes Phate’s face into the closest ring apron! Meanwhile Brander and Blackwell find themselves in the ring exchanging kick and punches. Blackwell nails Brander with a well-placed left hook, dazing Brander long enough for Blackwell to drill him with a stiff Big Boot! Brander goes down and Blackwell is in control!
Harvey (cringing): Victor Brander just found out why Tony Blackwell is extreme – because he hits extremely hard!
While Blackwell takes control of things inside the ring by mounting Brander and raining down blows to his face, Green takes care of Phate on the outside. Green Irish Whips Phate into the guard rail and Phate hits back-first! Seeing his foe weakened on the guard rail, Green charges Phate with a High Knee – and Phate moves out of the way! Green’s right knee collides with the top of the steel guard rail as he tumbles into the audience holding his knee in pain! Meanwhile Daniels and Sabur are tussling on the entrance ramp, Sabur overpowers Daniels and gets him in position for a Running Power Slam on the ramp! Sabur lifts Daniels up….Sabur charges up the ramp….Daniels wiggles out of the Power Slam at the last second, landing behind Sabur! Sabur turns to react – and turns right into Daniels’ clutches! Daniels cinches Sabur up and launches him over with a stiff T-Bone Suplex! Sabur bounces off the steel and clutches both his neck and head in agony as Daniels catches his breath! While this is occurring Blackwell places Brander on the top turnbuckle and follows him up, grabbing Brander around the waist for an Avalanche Belly To Belly – but Brander hits Blackwell with an Ear Clap! Almost falling out of the corner, Blackwell manages to grab the top rope to maintain his balance….until Brander suddenly maneuvers behind the dangling Blackwell and spikes him with an Avalanche German Suplex! Blackwell lands awkwardly on the canvas as the fans erupt with an “LONE WOLF” chant!
Chase (into the match): My god – look at the carnage! These men might not even make it to Test for the Best at this rate!
Brander for the pin!
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Green, who just got finished waylaying Phate, breaks the pin just in the nick of time and he and a groggy Blackwell begrudgingly work together and begin working Brander over with stomps and punches! Phate, reviving, slides into the ring to make the save - - and Blackwell stops him cold with a Jumping Clothesline! Phate smacks the canvas like dead weight as Blackwell begins attacking him with stomps and punches! Daniels, seeing his comrades getting assaulted, hops up on the ring apron to enter the ring - - and Sabur tries to kill him with an impromptu Irish Car Bomb (Full Nelson Sup-lex) off the apron from the floor! Daniels looks barely conscious as Sabur enters the ring and begins doling out the pain on Phate and Brander with his allies!
Chase (cringing): I think Austin Daniels is dead! Sabur helped him off the apron the “School bully” way!
Harvey (impressed): Not dead – comatose! Here we thought Sabur, Green, and Blackwell would’ve deteriorated by now! Looks like they’re working pretty well together!
Sabur and Blackwell lift Phate off the mat, Blackwell holding him upright before Irish Whipping him toward Sabur who snaps Phate’s neck back with a Lager-liner (Steiner-line)! Meanwhile John Green pulls Brander up to a vertical base, hooking his waist band and smacking him back to Earth with a beautiful Vertical Suplex! Brander winces in pain as Jonh Green instantly locks Brander’s right arm in a Cross Armbar! Brander is too late to counter and fights valiantly as Green tries to wrench his arm out of socket! Green, anger in his eyes, tightens his hold on Brander’s wrist and yanks back to apply even more pressure!
Harvey (wincing): Incredibly tight Armbar locked in by Green! Brander looks close to the breaking point!
Brander looks ready to tap…Brander is ready to tap….but Daniels flies in out of nowhere with a Missile Dropkick to Green’s face, forcing Green to break the Armbar! Green rolls out of the way, clutching at his recently-kicked face, as Brander and Daniels both jump into action! Seeing Phate being double-teamed in the corner by Sabur and Blackwell, Brander and Daniels both grab rear waist locks and nail Sabur and Blackwell with Stereo German Suplexes! Sabur and Blackwell hit the canvas like anvils as both Brander and Daniels drop down for stereo pinfalls!
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Chase (really into the contest): The ref has practically no control whatsoever! These men are trying to put one another in the hospital! This match is crazy!
Green immediately goes to work on Brander, stomping Brander’s right arm before he can rise up from the mat! Daniels jumps to his feet and he and Green begin exchanging punches, Daniels winning the punch battle. Daniels grabs Green and Irish Whips him to the ropes…and Daniels pops Green in the right knee with a well-timed Dropkick! Green falls to one knee…Daniels goes for a Spinning Kick to Green’s head….and Green dodges the kick and nails a surprised Daniels with a sickening DDT! Daniels gets planted like a turnip! Green gets to his feet, looking down at the fallen Daniels – and Phate drops Green right back to his knees with a Chop Block! Green falls to the canvas, his right knee taking a beating, as Phate looks ready to roll once again! Sabur and Blackwell are both angry, pointing at Phate – and Phate tells them to bring it! Sabur charges at Phate with a Big Boot…Phate dodges Sabur’s Big Boot…and Sabur ends up with his right leg draped over the top rope after missing the Big Boot! Blackwell, angered, charges at Phate – and Phate knocks Blackwell back with a Sit-out Jawbreaker! Blackwell stumbles back, dazed….and Phate grabs Blackwell by the tights, tossing Blackwell into the back of the hung-up Sabur! Sabur tumbles over the ropes and to the Alltel Arena floor as Phate seems on fire!
Harvey (really into the match): We can always count on Phate to use old school solutions in new school situations! Nice counters!
Phate, curtsying, takes his mind off the ring for one second - - and John Green capitalizes by spinning Phate around, doubling him over, and planting him with The Head Splitter (The Pedigree)! Phate looks like he’s on Dream Street as Green stands over him! Green turns to address the rest of his foes – and Brander sweeps Green’s legs out from under him and quickly locks Green in the Sharpshooter! Green screams out in anguish, his right knee weakened, as Brander applies the pressure! Green is about to tap to Brander’s Sharpshooter….Green’s about to tap – until Blackwell breaks the hold by grabbing Brander around the throat and sending him halfway across the ring with the Fire Cracker (Overhead Choke Suplex)! Blackwell looks amused as Brander lands like Launch Pad McQuack! Blackwell turns to pin Brander….and Daniels suddenly annihilates Blackwell with his patented Ace In The Hole (Ranhei)! Before Daniels can hook the Ace In The Hole for a pin Sabur forcefully yanks him up from the mat, tosses him into a Fireman’s Carry, and smashes Daniels into the mat with a House of Pain (F-5 )! Sabur tries to go for a pin on Daniels - - but Phate tries to send Sabur’s head to Ireland with a right-arm Running Lariat! Sabur is down! Phate is down! All six men lay prone in the ring as the crown explodes with a “This Is Awesome” chant!
Chase (really into the contest): All six men are out cold as these fans show their appreciation!
All six combatants begin stirring at the same time, all six men making it to their feet damn near simultaneously. All six men soon realize just that – and all six men charge one another with Clotheslines! Six Clotheslines converge in the center of the ring – and all six Clotheslines nail the referee! The ref is out cold as all six warriors realize what they’ve done! Before Phate, Brander, and Daniels can react Blackwell, Green, and Sabur attack, doubling their foes over and smacking them into oblivion with Stereo Powerbombs! With Daniels, Brander, and Phate writhing on the mat and the referee unconscious Tony Blackwell slides out of the ring and goes to the announce table…to retrieve the deadly weapon that is the APW Xtreme Championship! Sabur and John Green both applaud his decision as the fans show their disapproval!
Chase (cringing): Look at this! Blackwell’s got that damn title belt!
Harvey (addressing Chase): I think we both know what he plans to do with that – carve him up some Daniels, Brander, and Phate!
Blackwell slides back into the ring, beckoning for either Sabur or Green to lift up Phate! Green lifts Phate up, holding Phate in place for Blackwell! Blackwell unlatches the chain from the front of the APW Xtreme Championship and begins swinging the barbed wire and glass-covered monstrosity in the air! Blackwell swings the APW Xtreme Championship at Phate’s head - - and Phate ducks it! The APW Xtreme Title nails John Green right in the face! Green falls to the mat, blood rushing from his head, as Blackwell and Sabur look on in horror! Before Blackwell and Sabur can do anything Brander and Daniels hit them with a pair of Dropkicks, sending Blackwell and Sabur out of the ring! Green gets to his feet, bleeding from his forehead…..and turns right into the path of Phate who grabs Green’s head and takes him to the mat with a Guillotine Choke! Green is in trouble as Brander sees Green’s legs are free and locks Green in the Sharpshooter while Phate has the Guillotine Choke locked in! Not to be outdone, Daniels sees that Green’s arms are free and locks Green’s arms in the Cattle Mutilation while Brander has the Sharpshooter locked in and Phate has the Guillotine Choke locked in! The referee revives just in time to see John Green tapping out verbally in severe agony!
Winners: Victor Brander, Austin Daniels, and “The Icon” Doctor Phate
Chase (shocked): I have never seen a man get locked in three submission moves at the same time! Unbelievable!!
Harvey (addressing Chase): Brander, Daniels, and Phate triumph tonight in an incredibly insane contest! These fans are going nuts!
The referee, still a little groggy, holds Brander, Daniels, and Phate’s hands up in victory as the trio make their way up the entrance ramp. Sabur, extremely angry, storms off in a huff while Blackwell slides into the ring and begins chastising a battered and sore John Green! Blackwell spits on Green’s body before making his way to the ropes. Blackwell goes to leave the ring - - and Green stops Blackwell dead in his tracks with a Low Blow! Blackwell sits precariously on the ring apron, holding his nuts, and Green hops out on the ring apron facing him. Blackwell looks up – and Green pulls Blackwell’s head into place before flying off the ring apron and wrecking Blackwell with an Avalanche Head Splitter (Pedigree)! Blackwell is out as Green storms off angrily up the ramp calling Blackwell every name in the book! Backstage personnel come out to aid the fallen Blackwell, who now has blood oozing from his nostrils! Blackwell stops the personnel from helping him out and yells out Green’s name before taunting the departing Green with the APW Xtreme Championship!
Chase (cringing): Green just split Blackwell’s head with an Flying Head Splitter! The Xtreme Champion is livid!
Harvey (addressing Chase): This thing between John Green and Tony Blackwell is FAR from over. I think it’s safe to say that these two men are going to try to kill one another at Test for the Best!
Overdrive goes to commercial.
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Post by President Jeff on Jun 17, 2008 20:41:19 GMT -4
Overdrive comes back on the air.
Chase: While we we’re on commercial, something happened backstage.
The camera cuts backstage during commercial. You see Doctor Phate, Victor Brander and Austin Daniels walking backstage after their victor. All of a sudden you see a Chair hitting Brander in the back and he goes down. You then see Vin E Lambardo standing there with the chair. Phate turns to get the end of the chair into his stomach. Daniels turns and gets a head full of steel chair. As Daniels goes down, Vin hits Phate across the back with the chair and he goes down. Vin drops the chair and say’s before walking away.
Vin: At Test for the Best, it doesn’t matter which one of you guys I fight. Because at the end of the night, it will be ME going to Shockwave and fighting for the World Title.
Vin walks away and the camera goes back to ring side.
Harvey: Looks like Vin E Lambardo is sending a message to his Test for the Best competitors.
Chase: Well who ever wins the Test for the Best could just very well be the next big APW Star.
The camera’s cut backstage and there you see President Jeff in his office and Kenny Lambardo walks in.
Kenny: Jeff we need to talk.
Jeff: What’s on your mind?
Kenny: What’s on my mind? Last week is on my mind. What the hell. I thought you had everything taken care of, but I ended up getting attacked by Twister. When the hell we’re you going to tell me that you hired Twister.
Jeff: Listen. Here’s what happened. We all knew Trevor was going to show up. We all knew he was going to try and reveal the secret. So I had to do what I had to do to make sure Trevor didn’t reveal the secret. And that’s what I did. I called in a favor from Twister. I told Twister, when Trevor was about to reveal the secret, to come out and stop him, and that’s what he did. And in returned, I owed him one. And that’s where the plan back fired. His payment was a match with you.
Kenny: Are you retarded man. You did realize that Twister hates me right. Ever since WWC. He’s always wanted a piece of me. This was his chance.
Jeff: Look on the bright side, you and Diana got to say “I do”
Kenny: That’s not the point Jeff. There’s this secret that is being kept from me. Your going around making deals that’s costing me getting beat up. I’m getting tired of it.
Jeff: Kenny Man, your just stressed out. Once you get through Twister tonight, its all smooth sailing from there. Because at Test for the Best, we’re fighting two guys with broken necks.
Kenny: Your right man. Sorry for blowing up at ya.
Jeff: Its cool. Just remember man. I’m here to take care of you, just leave everything to me.
Kenny: Well I should get ready to defend my title against Twister.
Jeff: Defend you title?
Kenny: Yah, Matt Metal made it a title match.
Jeff: Did he now? Well, I’ll see what I can do about that.
Kenny: Thanks Jeff.
Kenny leaves as we cut back to ringside.
Harvey: Up next we have two members of the Church of Kaos battling it out.
Chase: You have to wonder if Diana is match fit, I mean come on, she's been on her honeymoon if you know...
Harvey: You stop right there.
Chase: I'm just saying...
Harvey: Stop right there or I'll tell everyone what I caught you wearing in the hotel room!
Chase: ...low blow man, low blow.
Michael Lively Vs Diana Steel Lambardo
Before this can get any more uncomfortable, Limp Bizkit "Eat You Alive" blares throughout the arena as a ring of flames ignite from the floor, when the hooded figure of The White Lion raises from the centre of the flames. He lifts his head and flips his hood off revealing himself to the crowd.
Tony: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. First introducing, hailing from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida and weighing in at two hundred and twenty five pounds, he represents the Church of Kaos, The White Lion, Michael Lively!
Lively soaks in the hatred that he elicits from the crowd, then runs to the ring jumping onto the apron grabbing the top rope and flipping himself forward into the ring, as he feet plant on the canvass, bright white sparks shoot up from the ring posts.
Suddenly, the lights go out and The Warrior's Code by Dropkick Murpheys starts to play. As the crowd begins to uproar in a cacophony of blasphemous heresy, the ramp becomes illuminated and "That Girl" Diana Steel can be seen walking toward the ring making every obscene gesture you can think of on her way.
Tony: And his opponent, hailing from Long Island, New York and weighing in at one hundred and twenty five pounds, representing the Church of Kaos it is That Girl, Diana Steel!
Once she makes her way into the ring she blows one kiss to the fans before striking the ever loveable I am God pose. Lively smirks across at her and strikes one of his own and the two seem to be enjoying the heat that this throws their way. The two reach out to touch hands in the closest we'll see to a sign of respect and Diana spoils the moods as she throws some trashtalk, among it we can plainly hear her yell that she's going to beat Lively like an unwanted stepkid, which considering he calls himself the Son of Kaos...Lively responds with some trash of his own as the two circle each other.
Chase: Who is your money on for this one?
Harvey: I don't think that Lively has much experience with women able to pull off what Diana can, on the opposite side of the coin, Diana's long time tag partner has a similar style and once matched it more or less exactly. For that alone, I say Diana.
Chase: I still say she's...
Harvey: JOHNNY CHASE WAS WEARING A...
Chase: Ok, OK! Quit it!
Harvey: Another word...
At this point, Diana takes any attention away from the commentators and their bickering by sauntering up to Lively and slapping him across the chops. She grins as Lively scowls at her and runs in for a clotheeline. Diana ducks the clothesline attempt and lights a turning Lively up with a chop. She grins, takes a step back and strikes the I am God pose which Lively seems to take offence to before near decapitating her with a clothesline. Diana rolls backwards and onto her feet and gets in Lively's face with the trash talk, Lively goes for another clothesline but Diana ducks and drops him with an ankle pick. Diana grabs Lively's arm as he stands, hits the ropes and springboards off of them into an armdrag that whips him across the ring. Lively is quick to stand and Diana charges him with a crossbody only for Lively to duck, sending Diana flying towards the corner at speed, she grabs the ropes and swings though them 619 style, causing a gasp from the crowd. Diana hits the ropes, steams in and Lively backbody drops Diana over the top only for her to land on the apron. She smirks and strikes the I am God pose as Lively hits the ropes on the opposite side, daring him to hit her. She ducks as Lively charges and tugs the top rope down, Lively flies over the top, lands on his feet with his back to Diana and nails her with an overhead kick, knocking her off the apron in a daze. Lively himself lands on the floor outside and the fans break into a chorus of cheers before Lively reminds them that they are supposed to hate his guts striking that I am God pose for the benefits of their short term memories.
Chase: That was...just wow.
Lively drags Diana to her feet and rolls her into the ring, climbing onto the apron, springing to the top rope and nailing her with a vicious hurricanrana as she stands. Diana is more than a little dazed at this point and this shows as she is slow to her feet, Lively flies at her with a crossbody block and knocks her to the floor once again. Showing that even if they're stablemates, bell to bell they're enemies, Lively gets into Diana's face as he drags her to her feet and slaps the taste out of her mouth in response to Diana's earlier slap. This only serves to wake her up, however, and she fires back with a right hand, ducks a return fist and hits a second. Diana hits the ropes herself and hits Lively with a high velocity headscissors takedown, or that was the plan as Lively flips through, lands on his feet and drops Diana with a spear from a standing start! He drags Diana to her feet, sends her into the ropes, runs to hit the ones at a ninety degree angle and flattens her with a full velocity spear as they meet in the middle! Lively drops into the pin,
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Harvey: No way, he's not going for his former partner's signature move, surely!
Lively winds her up and looks for a House of Pain, but Diana has countered this before and looks for an Ego Crusher, Lively obviously watched that tape and throws Diana over the top and onto the apron. Lively goes for a right hand, Diana blocks and hits him with an elbow strike, Lively turns away, staggered and Diana springs to the top rope...
Chase: Soaring Spirits! Soaring Spirits! Soaring Spirits!
Harvey: Both of these two know the other so well, Lively tried to catch Diana off guard with a page from someone else's playbook, Diana countered in kind and missed once, but she was not going to miss twice.
Chase: The crowd have this damn right, This Is Awesome!
Lively hits his back hard after being hit by the 720 DDT, the move having all the more impact because Lively had no way of expecting it from her. Diana runs for the corner, hits the middle, the top, Split leg moonsault and that is the most beautiful Nytemares Deluxe you will ever see! Diana covers,
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Winner: Michael Lively
After the match, Lively leaves the ring. As Diana is slow to get up, Jason Royce and The Hardcore Kid quickly run down to the ring and start attacking her. Just then Spirit quickly comes out and slides into the ring. Before Jason or the Kid can leave the ring. Spirit grabs Jason and hits him with a dropkick. The Kid runs at Spirit and she grabs him and tosses him over the top rope. Royce slowly gets up and Spirit hits Jason with the Desecrated Grave. Diana gets to her feet and she and Spirit taunt The Hardcore Kid into the ring, but he backs off as Overdrive goes to its final commercial.
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Post by President Jeff on Jun 17, 2008 21:07:43 GMT -4
Overdrive comes back on with Tony Ferarri standing in the ring
Tony: Ladies and Gentlemen... this match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the APW World Heavyweight Championship...
Harvey: Johnny I've been waiting for this all week the return of Twister facing his arch nemesis... If there was ever a match that would guarantee an athlete in top condition this is it!
Chase: And how about Kenny, there's no way the God of APW is going to go down with out a fight.
Voice: Hold on a second.
Chase: What now?
The titantron comes on with Hurricane Jeff on it.
Jeff: I hate to be the guy to bring bad news to you guys. But tonight's match between Kenny Lambardo and Twister is NOT. I repeat NOT for the APW world championship. Why you ask, well its simple. I'm the boss and I make the title matches. Not Matt Metal. And Matt Metal failed to realized that I gave Twister this match as a favor, I said nothing about a World Title. So tonight, You will see Twister and Kenny fight, but no title on the line.
Chase: That's not right!
NON TITLE
Twister Vs Kenny Lambardo
The Fans boo as The arena goes dark and a hush falls over the crowd as the loudspeakers make the entire room vibrates with The KaotiK's favorite sound... A woman's voice screaming, "Oh... Oh... Oh Kaos... You're a god!" Dimebag Darryl's famous guitar rift from Pantera's "Walk" assaults the fans... "RE... SPECT... WALK...", before cutting off abruptly with a DJ's record scratch... Soulja Boy's voice echoes across the arena."WE GOT A NEW DANCE FOR YOU... WE CALL IT THE SOLDIER BOY" as Travis Barker's evil metal drums lead into "Soulja Boy" by Soulja Boy. The lights flash back on, the camera finally searching for Kenny Lambardo before swinging around in blur to show The KaotiK one rushing through the crowd. He slaps hands and pounds fists with the rabidly loyal fans that desperately reach for him like Christ walking through Nazareth. He stops and kisses a beautiful blonde before hopping up on the guard rail and facing his faithful to strike his trademark "I Am God" pose as women and homosexuals grab at his clothes. He launches himself backwards into a spin, landing on the ring apron before running across in and straight up the turnbuckle to strike another "I Am God" pose as the fans chant, "KAOS! KAOS! KAOS!." He hops down from the turnbuckle and sprints across the ring to run straight up the opposite turnbuckle to repeat this maneuver to the sound of more love from the crowd. He hops down again and walks to middle of the ring, pacing back and forth like a caged animal in anticipation of his opponent. He stops to look straight into the camera and give a loud Marines style, "HOOAHHH".
Tony: Introducing first from Long Island, New York... the World Heavyweight Champion... Sgt Kenny Lambardo.
Harvey: Well there's the champ... in fine form, and looks pumped for this one...
Chase: He better be...
The lights dim again in the arena, a red glow emanates from the stage entrance as a long chord hums through the speakers... The fans erupt as a large pyro burst lights up the entrance as POD's BOOM hits the speakers. Twister rips through the curtain to a thundering ovation and struts out to the edge of the stage jawing at the fans as camera flashes light up the darkened arena. He makes his way across the stage to the other side giving those fans a photo op before finally heading down the ramp.
Harvey: Twister looks in the best shape of his life Johnny...
Chase: Your right Darren but you cant tell me after three years away from the business he's not going to have any rust.
Harvey: I think we'll find out right away Kenny is not about to wait for Twister to get out here.
Camera pans out and shows Kenny sprinting up the ramp and tackling Twister in mid stride on the ramp way as the crowd refuses to stop cheering. Kenny mounts Twister and starts laying right hands into a stunned Twister, before finally Twister counters away and hits a few shots of his own. Security hits the stage with a couple officials and split Kenny and Twister up on the ramp.
Harvey: My god, this is going to be intense!
Chase: They're going to get these two men into the ring for it though Darren, they don't want this fight on the ramp they want it in the ring.
Harvey: I don't personally think Twister or Kenny care Johnny.
Security makes a valiant effort to get the two men to the ring but Kenny ducks away from one and charges through the mob of humanity tackling Twister again. Twist more prepared for this on slaught immediately begins exchanging blows with Kenny as the two tumble towards the base of the ring with security tangled with in it. As limbs fly everywhere President Jeff hits the stage with a mic in hand.
Chase: What the hell's he doing here again?
Jeff: Enough already! I like watching you two beat the hell out of each other as much as every one here in Little Rock but this is a Pay Per View Quality of a match, and as such I want both of your asses in that ring... NOW!
Kenny more so than Twister allows Security to gather between the two combatants as the fans are in a frenzy. Kenneth uses the stairs to enter the ring as Twister slides in through the ropes. The two stare each other down as security returns to its previously assigned posts and the ref briefs each wrestler.
Harvey: Jeff did the right thing there Chase... We may have never got this match off if they were allowed to just go at it.
Chase: Just once I'd like to see Kenny not bend when Jeff speaks.
Harvey: You like your pay check Johnny?
Chase: Not really...
Harvey: Well Kenny does!
The two men stare each other down across the ring as the ref signals for the bell... Kenny hops foot to foot before charging forward at Twister, but Twister cleverly side steps the oncoming charge and flips Kenny through with a hard arm drag slam. Kenny rolls forward and quickly returns to his feet slightly taken a back as Twister now has the happy feet bouncing back and forth, that ever trademark smirk on his face. Kenny walks this time towards Twister this time saying something inaudible to us anyways in his general direction before slapping Twister across the face to a gasp from the crowd. Twister snaps his head back towards Kenny and drills him in the side of the head with a right fist, and the battle is indeed on. Back and forth the two exchange blows before ending up in the corner Twister's back to the turn buckle. Twister ducks under a fist finally ending the exchange and shoves Kenny chest first into the turnbuckle. Twister goes to grab Kenny's head but Kenny ducks that maneuver and slips a foot behind Twister legs tripping him back wards to the mat. Kenny quickly gets to Twister head and locks in a head lock. The obvious bad blood between these two though leads one to believe an ordinary head lock this would not be... and it wasn't as Kenny uses this opportunity to drive his fist into the head of the challenger. Twister fights through the blows to get to a knee before somehow managing to roll away from Kenny. Kenny bounces to his feet but is greeted with a spear from Twister knocking the wind out of the champion.
Harvey: the champ just got drilled there Johnny.
Chase: Things may well get slowed down after that one Darren.
Twister shows slight fatigue, possibly that ring rust everyone was talking about, in getting back to his feet, as Kenny does his best to get to his feet quickly with out letting on the amount of pain that spear had inflicted on his ribs. The two meet mid ring and lock up briefly before Twister hooks in behind Kenny and locks his arms bear hug like around Kenny's waist. Kenny squirms off, and breaks the arms of Twister and spins around and flips through the air nailing a quick drop kick into the head of Twister. Twister stumbles back wards and falls against the bottom rope. Kenny launches himself off the far ropes and is charging towards Twister before jumping into the air and flying feet first towards Twister, alas, before Kenny could arrive at the scene Twister was rolling away and Kenny flies rather violently at that through the bottom two ropes and flops to the ground below.
Chase: Champ down! Champ down!
Harvey: Kenny wants so bad to inflict damage to Twister that he is just throwing his body at him... that time though, it failed.
Twister slides out of the ring around the corner from where Kenny crashed, and works his way to the champion who is using the apron to pull himself up. Twister grabs Kenny by the head but is met with a knee to the mid section knocking the champion back slightly. Kenny stutter steps towards Twister then ducks back as Twister swings at him. Kenny grabs his arm and locks up underneath it before flipping through the air and driving Twister face first into the ground as the fans gasp to the sickening thud.
Harvey: C-4! C-4 on the floor!
Chase: Hey that rhymes.
Harvey: What?
Chase: Never mind.
Harvey: Your an idiot.
Kenny takes this opportunity to take a step away from the fallen Twister and strikes the I Am God pose, cause when you drill your opponents face into the cold hard unforgiving floor, you can do that.
Chase: He is god and he's telling the world about it Darren.
Harvey: Your still an idiot though!
Kenny rolls into the ring to break up the mandatory 10 count - did I mention there was a count going? Well there was and by that time it musta been at like 7 or 8 at least - then quickly rolls back out of the ring. Kenny pulls Twister up by his head and hold him standing in front of him before winding back and slapping him across the face again this time knocking the lifeless body into the side of the ring. Twisters head and arms lay on the ring apron as his torso and legs buckle down the side of the ring. Kenny assists the challenger into the ring and slides in quickly behind him. Quite confident that the job is done, Kenny lays back wards nonchalantly on the challenger for a pin. The ref slides down and counts
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shoulder up by Twister. The fans explode at the sight of that arm in the air and Kenny cant believe it. Kenny rolls over and hooks a leg going again for the pin...
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Harvey: You don't think.
Chase: OF course he would... he is GOD, there's nothing he wont do.
Kenny grips the side of Twisters shorts and is clearly looking for the Windbreaker when Twister gets a spark of life and shoves Kenny off him before jumping into the air, clutching Kenny's head and drilling him face first into the mat with an RKO.
Harvey: OH modified Ego crusher... are you kidding me?
Chase: Yes Darren this is all one big joke... Who's the idiot now?
Harvey: Still you dummy.
Kenny lays face first on the mat as Twister is more less motionless a foot or so away from him. The fans are roaring as Twister raises his head and crawls slowly towards the champions body. He finally gets there and rolls the champ over slowly and falls over and drapes an arm over him. The ref counts.
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Kenny just gets a shoulder up as the fans groan in unison. Both men start rolling away from the site of the pin and use their respective ropes to pull themselves to their feet. Kenny some how gets to his feet slightly quicker and has a step on Twister going to meet him. He clutches Twister and is going for... well he doesn't hit it so we're not sure... as Twister ducks away and shoves Kenny hard unfortunately right into the referee. Kenny staggers back and Twister grabs him by the shoulder, but Kenny said fuck that... literally I heard him... like you don't believe he'd say that... and grabs Twisters head and corkscrews down with a full version Ego Crusher drilling Twister into the mat. Twister's momentum flips him easily over to his back and Kenny wastes no time getting into a cover... BUT WAIT! the ref is still down cause you know thats what happens when their down... they take for fucking ever don't they? The fans count 1.........2........3 but it doesn't mean shit... you know that, for unless the refs hand goes thud thud thud, you cant win a match. Kenny gets up and goes over to the fallen ref and tries to wake him up, he kicks him, slaps him around a bit, shakes him... fuck if this were a baby he'd be in jail... but its not so you know alls fair in love and war... Kenny finally says he's had enough and picks the ref up and hits him with an ego crusher as well. Kenny tosses the ref out of the ring and the poor man rolls to with in a couple inches of the time keepers table as the fans are in a huge frenzy as they see President Jeff running down the ramp.
Harvey: What the hell! Jeff is coming down the ramp like a bat out of hell and he's got a ref shirt on!
Chase: Genius!
Harvey: Its Sabotage all over again.
Kenny smiles as he quickly lays on Twister and Jeff goes down to hit the pin...
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Shoulder up! Unbelievably Twister shoots his shoulder up from out of the unlikely pin to the amazement of both Kenny and Jeff. Kenny glares at Jeff and Jeff just looks back with a look of well what the hell do you want me to do I still gotta count to three! Kenny turns around and kicks Twister who is trying to get to at least a knee. Jeff walks up beside Kenny and smirks as Kenny steps aside. Jeff helps Twister to a slumped standing position and grips his head under his arm as well. The fans go from tremendously loud boos to cheers as Trevor Blackwell is making his way down the ramp.
Harvey: Now all hell is indeed about to break loose!
Blackwell slides into the ring and goes straight for Kenny punching all the way through the tackle. Jeff sighs as he drops Twister and dives on top of Trevor with an Axe handle smash to the back of the neck. Trevor lets out a huge yell and immediately stops his assault on the champion. Jeff and Kenny pound away on the Career Killer who tries desperately to cover up as the fans again pop as this time Matt Freakin Metal - what thats not his name - is darting up the ramp.
Chase: The GM is here too! What a powerful group in that ring.
Harvey: Business is about to pick up Johnny.
Chase: Copy cat.
Metal slides into the ring and Drills Jeff from behind with a clothesline. Well a diving clothesline cause Jeff was pretty slumped... ah fuck shut up and read! Metal and Jeff roll away from the pack and actually all the way to the outside of the ring exchanging rights and lefts. Kenny looks up and twitches to go help his friend, but quickly shakes that notion and continues to assail Trevor. He drives a hard boot into the side of Trevor's head before standing up and striking another I am god pose as out of no where Twister rolls Kenny up in a school boy.
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Winner: Twister
Harvey: TWISTER WON!
Chase: HE BEAT THE CHAMP!
Well as you can imagine Kenny's jaw drops not literally but you know what I mean. He turns just in time to see Trevor Blackwell lunging at him. Trevor hammers hard rights and lefts into Kenny before getting countered with a hard clothesline from Kenny. Jeff slides into the ring and Kenny flips on him. Jeff shrugs and points to the ref who is standing... barely... next to the time keepers table. Apparently he didn't like getting his ego crushed. Jeff holds the APW championship in his hand and hands it to Kenny. Kenny smirks still realizing the important thing is still in his camp as he holds the belt in the air. Just then Metal springs into the ring and tackles Jeff again. Jeff counters away momentarily, but ends up getting tossed over the top rope via another counter by metal. Kenny swings the title at Metal but metal ducks out of the way... Kenny gets spun around and as he finds himself, gets grabbed by Twister and spun into a fierce Wind breaker! The championship goes flying as Kenny rolls out of the ring subconsciously I'm sure. Leaving Trevor Blackwell, Matt Metal and Twister in the ring as BOOM blasts onto the speakers.
Harvey: My god Johnny, Twister just laid out the champ!
Chase: And Metal and Trevor seem to have had the last laugh on this night!
In the ring an awkward moment is shared as Twister leans against the turnbuckles as Metal and Trevor look on... Neither of these three have a particularly good history with one another. Twister pushes himself to a standing position and stands face to face to... face with Metal and Blackwell. Twister extends a fist out to Metal and Blackwell and the three "pound it" as Metal and Trevor return their attention to the pair of President Jeff and the CoK Sergeant on the ramp as Twister relaxes back again no doubt still shaking out the cobwebs.
Harvey: A star studded affair tonight Johnny, but it holds nothing to what we will see at Test for the Best.
Chase: Its our next show, and what a show it is indeed going to be... I cant wait Darren!
Harvey: Thats all we have time for tonight for Johnny Chase, I am Darren Harvey... Good Night and see you at Test for the Best where unlike tonight, there can only be one!
Chase: Good Night everyone!
Overdrive goes off the air
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