Post by Streets Wilson on Aug 28, 2008 9:13:29 GMT -4
(The scene opens up to Streets Wilson sitting in a recliner across from a man with funny hair. It seems to be a late-night talk show in progress. Wilson is smiling and chatting with the funny haired man intently)
Streets Wilson: While it is true I am not very thrilled about what I have accomplished so far I believe I WILL get my chance to prove myself in the near future.
Conan O’Leno: Well Streets, I hate to put you on the spot but what is this I hear about you brutally stabbing a man last week on the streets?
(Wilson chuckles to himself and slaps Conan O’Leno on the back lightly as if to happily say “Oh You little rascal”)
Streets Wilson(while lightly laughing): Yes that’s true, sometimes when you come from where I come from, people aren’t so quick to be happy for you that you made it out, as they are more quick to be jealous and attempt to murder you to end your rise to the top.
(Wilson smiles again)
Conan O’Leno: When you say you haven’t accomplished what you have wanted, what exactly do you mean by that>?
Streets Wilson: Well Conan, I started out in APW I knew it wasn’t going to be a walk in the park. I have only lost one match, probably due to the fact I was intoxicated at the time… Really Conan, I’m just trying to get into my groove here. In my earlier years I used to work with a tag team partner, who was also very handy to have around watching my back but he has reportedly spontaneously combusted while shopping at Wal-Mart so...
Conan O’Leno: That’s terrible!
Streets Wilson: Well these things happen Consey, the most important thing is I keep moving forward. I plan on making new friends, new enemies, and capturing new title belts. People will soon begin to get a picture of what Streets Wilson is really capable of. I am a legendary figure for the mere reason that I am feared by all, and revered in my hometown of Stamford, Connecticut. Really if you travel to any hood around the world they will tell you Streets Wilson is the man to watch. I wish I had more to say about my rivals/opponents but it seems I just don’t have much experience in the APW environment. Therefore I will not be making any snap judgments about anybody until after I’ve beaten their ass.
Conan O’Leno: Well we have a clip here. Is there anything we need to know to set up this clip?
Streets Wilson: Yes I believe this is a short montage of some of my very early victories even before APW. I must warn any parents out there though that this footage will be graphic.
(The screen goes black and the video begins to play. The narrators voice clicks in
Narrator: He is the King of The Streets. He is the Messiah of Violence. He waged wars on more fronts than the Marine Core. He has crippled more people than polio.
(The screen flashes an image of Streets Wilson being smashed in the back with a sledgehammer. The sledgehammer has a nail sticking out of it and sticks deep into Wilsons back.
Announcer: DID YOU SEE THAT? HE JUST TOOK A SPIKE TO THE BACK AND HE IS STILL COMING!!)
(Another images comes of Streets Wilson DDT’ing a man onto a barbed wire fencing.
Annoncer: He just grinded his face into the mesh!!! This has got to be over now!
Announcer: This is inhuman!!!
(The screen flashes one final time as Streets can be seen with a chain wrapped around his fist as he smashes it into the back of the head of his unsuspecting opponent.)
(The screen goes back to Wilson and O’Leno sitting down)
Conan O’Leno: Well….. that certainly was interesting.
Streets Wilson: Yes, it was. After I prove myself by destroying this confused little fool Austin Daniels, I will be well on my way to the top. And rest assured that is where I aim to be. Its not a myth, Streets Wilson comes in and takes over. Its happened dozens of times before, and my current situation is no different.
Conan O’Leno: Well fortunately for us and the FCC that’s all the time we have, come back next week when our guests will be Danny Devito and musical guest Tony Danza and the Danztastics 3.
(The screen goes black)
Streets Wilson: While it is true I am not very thrilled about what I have accomplished so far I believe I WILL get my chance to prove myself in the near future.
Conan O’Leno: Well Streets, I hate to put you on the spot but what is this I hear about you brutally stabbing a man last week on the streets?
(Wilson chuckles to himself and slaps Conan O’Leno on the back lightly as if to happily say “Oh You little rascal”)
Streets Wilson(while lightly laughing): Yes that’s true, sometimes when you come from where I come from, people aren’t so quick to be happy for you that you made it out, as they are more quick to be jealous and attempt to murder you to end your rise to the top.
(Wilson smiles again)
Conan O’Leno: When you say you haven’t accomplished what you have wanted, what exactly do you mean by that>?
Streets Wilson: Well Conan, I started out in APW I knew it wasn’t going to be a walk in the park. I have only lost one match, probably due to the fact I was intoxicated at the time… Really Conan, I’m just trying to get into my groove here. In my earlier years I used to work with a tag team partner, who was also very handy to have around watching my back but he has reportedly spontaneously combusted while shopping at Wal-Mart so...
Conan O’Leno: That’s terrible!
Streets Wilson: Well these things happen Consey, the most important thing is I keep moving forward. I plan on making new friends, new enemies, and capturing new title belts. People will soon begin to get a picture of what Streets Wilson is really capable of. I am a legendary figure for the mere reason that I am feared by all, and revered in my hometown of Stamford, Connecticut. Really if you travel to any hood around the world they will tell you Streets Wilson is the man to watch. I wish I had more to say about my rivals/opponents but it seems I just don’t have much experience in the APW environment. Therefore I will not be making any snap judgments about anybody until after I’ve beaten their ass.
Conan O’Leno: Well we have a clip here. Is there anything we need to know to set up this clip?
Streets Wilson: Yes I believe this is a short montage of some of my very early victories even before APW. I must warn any parents out there though that this footage will be graphic.
(The screen goes black and the video begins to play. The narrators voice clicks in
Narrator: He is the King of The Streets. He is the Messiah of Violence. He waged wars on more fronts than the Marine Core. He has crippled more people than polio.
(The screen flashes an image of Streets Wilson being smashed in the back with a sledgehammer. The sledgehammer has a nail sticking out of it and sticks deep into Wilsons back.
Announcer: DID YOU SEE THAT? HE JUST TOOK A SPIKE TO THE BACK AND HE IS STILL COMING!!)
(Another images comes of Streets Wilson DDT’ing a man onto a barbed wire fencing.
Annoncer: He just grinded his face into the mesh!!! This has got to be over now!
Announcer: This is inhuman!!!
(The screen flashes one final time as Streets can be seen with a chain wrapped around his fist as he smashes it into the back of the head of his unsuspecting opponent.)
(The screen goes back to Wilson and O’Leno sitting down)
Conan O’Leno: Well….. that certainly was interesting.
Streets Wilson: Yes, it was. After I prove myself by destroying this confused little fool Austin Daniels, I will be well on my way to the top. And rest assured that is where I aim to be. Its not a myth, Streets Wilson comes in and takes over. Its happened dozens of times before, and my current situation is no different.
Conan O’Leno: Well fortunately for us and the FCC that’s all the time we have, come back next week when our guests will be Danny Devito and musical guest Tony Danza and the Danztastics 3.
(The screen goes black)