Post by Nasir on Aug 28, 2008 18:34:33 GMT -4
As the scheduled show returns back from the break it shows a shot of the crowd and titron, on top of which is stood Jason Ricochet fresh from his little rendezvous with Cindy Shannon soon before. As he swaggers his way into view on the very top of the titron – A spot light hits him all of a sudden taking him by surprise although he remains composed as he talks directly to his fans there tonight; along with those sat at home watching this on TV.
As he appeared there was panic by all members of back room staff who are not only worried about his well-fare but also whether or not the titron will hold. Although they where intent on getting him down nobody is entirely sure how he got up or even how to get him back down. As security surround the floor and entrance ramp, calls of ‘what the hell?! & ‘somebody get up there now!’ can clearly be heard.
Everyone take a great big look down, a look down at your watches. You hear the ticking right? You here what its saying – Ric-o-Chet, Ric-o-Chet don’t worry people you aren’t tripping off life. You see even your watch knows it is my time, as will most of you by the time Im finished with this company. You will look back at this day, reminisce to your children and grandchildren about that day you say Jason Ricochet step into the APW arena for the first time. Confessing that you at first maybe doubted him, but in time you will realize I’ am ‘The Reflection of Perfection’ not only do a defeat any competitor that I cross but I do it with style the likes of which have never been seen before! It may have taken a few years to get to this stage. Although now I have earned the right to be here, and as I do, I take great interest in the current APW roster – To be honest it makes me even more confident as I read through the has-beens, the nearly-made-its and the other so called hot shots here that represent this great but failing company! Let me explain in more detail, for starters Mr. Monday night! (Laughs to himself) Your Mondays must be pretty boring or even repetitive ‘cos all I see from you is the same old boring shit, just a different day…….Or maybe not maybe just on Mondays! A former drug dealer who thinks that just because he has a sob story and a catchy name; that he can just walk into wrestling not do particularly anything new, make some cash then fade away into the background along with all the other what I like to call ‘furniture’ at APW. The reason I use the term furniture is simple, there always around but do they actually do anything?
Next topic of discussion for me about the roster is – These big, steroid filled freaks of nature that wake up in the morning have their toast along with their injection; as they pump their self full of that shit. All the time reducing the size of their balls (Laughs hysterically the crowd join at his childish remark, he quickly adjusts himself before continuing) anyway so without mentioning names.
(coughs as he says the name Sabur slyly the crowd kind of agree as they continue to laugh at his suggestion which have no solid proof). Not only do you fans have to put up with the furniture along with the freaks of nature oh no! You have an old fashioned, who wrote about wrestling before he stepped into the ring – What a nerd, I bet all the money in the world he was a bullies victim at high school whose only recluse was in his superman comics. One of his finishers goes by the name of ‘potatoes for all’ what is this guy a farmer or a wrestler. I tell you what I sympathise with the whole lot of you loyal fans; I mean you’ve probably followed this federation for years all the while not seeing actual true wrestling!
As his rant pauses for a minute there is a huge silence throughout the large arena. Jay stands proud nodding his head as he feels a positive reaction from the crowd; who are currently in a stunned silence. He looks down towards certain members of the crowd, shouting funny but sympathetic comments at them which aren’t picked up by the microphone. As his confidence grows in front of the crowd he continues to speak now looking at the near by camera as he talks directly to everyone involved with APW.
Now I have had my little rant and rave, it brings me to my final but most important point! You fans deserve better and with me here you will get better. I will hold no wool over your eyes I’ am what I’ am, Im a great superstar who will never back down to no man or stipulation. I know this is what this company and its fans are currently craving – So from this day fourth you will have a new hero to cheer a reason APW. A reason to watch and bother to follow this company; four words none of them being particularly complex or meaningful. These four words though are thee single most important ones to be spoke here in wrestling! Jason ‘The Sensation’ Ricochet just in case you didn’t already know. So as my speech comes to a close I leave you with one final message…..The new era in wrestling is upon us people!
As he finishes security finally reach him up on his high vantage point, as he is grabbed two big men in uniform who place handcuffs on him. As he is still not an actual member of the roster until his first match here next week on overdrive, as he fades back into the dark out of view his name is chanted form all over the arena to his delight. The scene finishes with the chanting and the picture showing a huge smile plastered on the face of Jay.
[/b][/center]As he appeared there was panic by all members of back room staff who are not only worried about his well-fare but also whether or not the titron will hold. Although they where intent on getting him down nobody is entirely sure how he got up or even how to get him back down. As security surround the floor and entrance ramp, calls of ‘what the hell?! & ‘somebody get up there now!’ can clearly be heard.
Everyone take a great big look down, a look down at your watches. You hear the ticking right? You here what its saying – Ric-o-Chet, Ric-o-Chet don’t worry people you aren’t tripping off life. You see even your watch knows it is my time, as will most of you by the time Im finished with this company. You will look back at this day, reminisce to your children and grandchildren about that day you say Jason Ricochet step into the APW arena for the first time. Confessing that you at first maybe doubted him, but in time you will realize I’ am ‘The Reflection of Perfection’ not only do a defeat any competitor that I cross but I do it with style the likes of which have never been seen before! It may have taken a few years to get to this stage. Although now I have earned the right to be here, and as I do, I take great interest in the current APW roster – To be honest it makes me even more confident as I read through the has-beens, the nearly-made-its and the other so called hot shots here that represent this great but failing company! Let me explain in more detail, for starters Mr. Monday night! (Laughs to himself) Your Mondays must be pretty boring or even repetitive ‘cos all I see from you is the same old boring shit, just a different day…….Or maybe not maybe just on Mondays! A former drug dealer who thinks that just because he has a sob story and a catchy name; that he can just walk into wrestling not do particularly anything new, make some cash then fade away into the background along with all the other what I like to call ‘furniture’ at APW. The reason I use the term furniture is simple, there always around but do they actually do anything?
Next topic of discussion for me about the roster is – These big, steroid filled freaks of nature that wake up in the morning have their toast along with their injection; as they pump their self full of that shit. All the time reducing the size of their balls (Laughs hysterically the crowd join at his childish remark, he quickly adjusts himself before continuing) anyway so without mentioning names.
(coughs as he says the name Sabur slyly the crowd kind of agree as they continue to laugh at his suggestion which have no solid proof). Not only do you fans have to put up with the furniture along with the freaks of nature oh no! You have an old fashioned, who wrote about wrestling before he stepped into the ring – What a nerd, I bet all the money in the world he was a bullies victim at high school whose only recluse was in his superman comics. One of his finishers goes by the name of ‘potatoes for all’ what is this guy a farmer or a wrestler. I tell you what I sympathise with the whole lot of you loyal fans; I mean you’ve probably followed this federation for years all the while not seeing actual true wrestling!
As his rant pauses for a minute there is a huge silence throughout the large arena. Jay stands proud nodding his head as he feels a positive reaction from the crowd; who are currently in a stunned silence. He looks down towards certain members of the crowd, shouting funny but sympathetic comments at them which aren’t picked up by the microphone. As his confidence grows in front of the crowd he continues to speak now looking at the near by camera as he talks directly to everyone involved with APW.
Now I have had my little rant and rave, it brings me to my final but most important point! You fans deserve better and with me here you will get better. I will hold no wool over your eyes I’ am what I’ am, Im a great superstar who will never back down to no man or stipulation. I know this is what this company and its fans are currently craving – So from this day fourth you will have a new hero to cheer a reason APW. A reason to watch and bother to follow this company; four words none of them being particularly complex or meaningful. These four words though are thee single most important ones to be spoke here in wrestling! Jason ‘The Sensation’ Ricochet just in case you didn’t already know. So as my speech comes to a close I leave you with one final message…..The new era in wrestling is upon us people!
As he finishes security finally reach him up on his high vantage point, as he is grabbed two big men in uniform who place handcuffs on him. As he is still not an actual member of the roster until his first match here next week on overdrive, as he fades back into the dark out of view his name is chanted form all over the arena to his delight. The scene finishes with the chanting and the picture showing a huge smile plastered on the face of Jay.
