Overdrive 2010 Year End Awards Show

[President Jeff]

The scene opens up with a shot of the sold out John Bassett Theatre in Toronto, Ontario Canada. The fans are cheering as a stage is set up with a podium on it. The camera then cuts to APW Interviewer, Shane West.

Shane: Welcome everyone to the APW Year End Awards show. I am Shane West and I will be your host for the show this evening. Tonight folks, we have 14 awards to hand out to the Megastars of Action Packed Wrestling. Awards including Match of the Year, Champion of the Year and the one everyone is gunning for, Megastar of the Year. Lets go to the stage for our first award.

The voice of Tony Ferrari is heard over the PA for the introductions.

Tony: Please welcome the voices of Thursday Night Overdrive, Darren Harvey and Johnny Chase.

Johnny and Darren walk out in a suit and tie and they approach the podium.

Harvey: Tag Team Wrestling as always played a major part in this business.

Chase: I have a question Darren, why aren’t we nominated for Tag Team of the Year. We are the best team in APW. We’ve been together for three years now and not once have we thrown a punch at each other.

Harvey: We’re not wrestlers Johnny.

Chase: Well, we’re more deserving then the people nominated, that’s for damn sure.

Harvey: This Summer, APW brought back the Tag Team Titles and tag team, thus leading to, Tag Team of the Year.

Chase: And the nominees are..

Harvey: The Axis of Awesome

The crowd boo’s

Chase: The Red Shield Mafia

The crowd boo’s again

Harvey: The AKA

The fans cheer

Chase: The Exchange Rate

The fans cheer a little louder

Harvey: The Sports Nutz

They get a mix reaction and then Johnny opens the envelop

Chase: And the winner for Tag Team of the Year is….

Harvey: THE EXCHANGE RATE

Their music begins to play as the duo stands up from the audience and make their way up to the stage. They get up on the stage and Blade is first so speak into the mic

Blade: Thank you, thank you, thank you!

(Gates and Blade wait for the cheers to subside.)

C.J. Gates: It's great to be recognized as the best tag team of 2010. To think that six months ago this team wasn't even an idea. It wasn't even thought about. But in such a short time, Blade and I have held true to our words, and managed to capture the APW Tag Team Titles.

Blade: Gates is right. If it wasn't for a chance meeting at Shockwave, and a random pairing the night after, we would not be standing here before you.

C.J. Gates: And between that and our titles, we have beaten every team that has stepped up to challenge us.

Blade: But we couldn't do it without you guys. The fans are what keep us going. They are what keep our eyes on the prize. They are the people who buy our T-shirts. They are the ones who cheer us on week in and week out, no matter how the odds are stacked against us.

(Again the crowd cheers as Blade and Gates look out, nodding.)

C.J. Gates: Once again, thank you for the recognition as the best tag team.

Blade: And thank you for all of your support.

C.J. Gates: 2011 will be another great year, and the Exchange Rate will not disappoint.

The Exchange Rage walks off as Tony Ferrari introduces the next presenter.

Tony: Please Welcome, the APW Heavyweight Champion…SALLY TALFOURD!

Sally comes out and walks up to the podium

Sally: I am, of course, the one and only Sally Talfourd. And I am here to present APW's Rising Star Award. Wikipedia says that a rising star could refer to a number of different things … none of which are applicable here. I mean, a Babylon 5 episode? A BAFTA award? What's a BAFTA? And there's a place in Texas called Rising Star? Seriously, that's the best they can come up with? Ugh, Texans … anyway. I think we all know a rising star when we see one. They burn bright, and they stay burning. They rise to the challenges that are in front of them. And whether they meet defeat or victory, they treat them both the same.

The nominees for this award represent everything that APW is about. Whether they are face or heel, they have the drive and the unbridled ambition that makes APW the greatest company out there. Among these competitors, we have old hands, fresh recruits, and people cutting out a niche in the wrestling world in front of our very eyes. I have no doubt that we will see all of these names up in lights in the near future. But for now, there can only be one award winner. The nominees are ...

Chris 'BDC' Defoe

Derek Wellings

Cid Phoenix

Criss Cassidy

Branden Harvey

Beautiful Disaster

And your winner is ... BRANDEN HARVEY

"Supersonic" Branden Harvey walks up to the podium. He shakes hands with Sally. He takes the award. he stands in front of the mic.

Branden: Thank you. It's hard to believe that I've been voted Rising Star of the Year. Do any of you remember how I started? I spent two months losing here in APW before I was sent a godsend. That's why I'd like to thank Blade and C.J. Gates. The two of you taught me how to succeed here in APW. Blade, Gates, thank you. because of you, I was able to win the APW Xtreme Championship this year. And this rising star has one thing left to say. Sally Talfourd, keep that belt of yours warm. Because, at Rasslemania, I'm coming for it. Thank you.

Branden Harvey walks off the stage as Tony Ferrari announces the next presenter

Tony: And here to present the award for "Heel of the Year..." Beautiful Disaster!

[Skillet's "Awake and Alive" hits and the husband-and-wife duo of Brandon and Kaycee Young make their way up to the stage. Brandon has on black pants and a red collared shirt with "NW" in a gold Superman "S" shield over the left breast pocket. Kaycee is wearing Kaycee is wearing a tasteful emerald-colored silk cocktail dress, her hair left loose for a change. They wave to the fans and make their way to the podium.]

Brandon: So this one guy walks into a bar. He says "ouch!" A couple hours later this other guy walks into the same bar, and the first guy goes, "Don't walk into the bar, dummy!"

[...Crickets.]

Kaycee: Donny, dear... I think you might be trying too hard.

Brandon: What? That's how you do these things, right? Start off with a joke?

[Kaycee chuckles softly, shaking her head.]

Kaycee: Not always. And usually the jokes are funny.

Brandon: That joke IS funny!

Kaycee: ...you tested it out on Madi and Matty, didn't you?

[Brandon glances around nervously.]

Brandon: ...Maybe.

[Kaycee chuckles, leaning up to kiss his cheek before she looks out at the audience with a sheepish smile.]

Kaycee: That's my Donny for you, eheh.

Brandon: Anyways... Hi eveybody! We're here to present, uh, what award was it again?

Kaycee: Heel of the year, dear.

Brandon: Ah right, heel of the year. ...Wait, seriously? Really? There's an award for being the biggest douchebag of the year?!

Kaycee: ...Yes.

Brandon: What the hell kinda... WHY would you AWARD people for this? For being jerks? Thats just absurd!

Kaycee: Donny, dear...

Brandon: No, this is bulll...loney! How can you seriously get off rewarding people for being douchebags?! I mean these people are douchebags for a REASON! They shouldn't be given AWARDS for this!

Kaycee: Brandon...

Brandon: This needs to be said, Kayc! The only award any of these people should be getting is my foot in their ass!

[Kaycee actually frowns.]

Kaycee: BRANDON ANTHONY YOUNG!

[Brandon stops, mid-rant, his eyes wide. He turns and looks at his wife.]

Brandon: ...Why you gotta go an' "middle name" me, Kay?

Kaycee: Because if I hadn't, you wouldn't have ever stopped.

Brandon: But, but... Douchebags. Awarding. Bad.

[Kaycee sighs, shaking her head.]

Brandon: C'mon, you can't tell me you actually believe they should award people for this?! This is the most ludicrous award I've seen! And I've seen some ludicrous thi-

[Kaycee snags Brandon by the arm and drags him away from the mic, speaking into the mic quickly before they disappear off stage.]

Kaycee: Here's the nominations for Heel of the Year.

Level One

Biggs

Victor Hades

The Red Shield Mafia

Michael Lively

Brandon: And the Winner is…..

Brandon opens the envelope

Brandon: LEVEL ONE

Kaycee: Level One couldn't be here tonight, so we will be accepting the award for him on his behalf.

They walk of the stage as the next presenter is ready to come out

Tony: Please Welcome, The General Manger in Insane Wrestling Championship, Reginald Schmidt

Reginald comes out to his remix song of “Never gonna give you up” And Smells Like Teen Spirit. He walks up to the podium and begins to speak

Reginald: What a beautiful audience we have here tonight. Our next award is the Face of the Year. This award is given to the most liked Mega Star. This Mega Star is the person who people pay to see. This is the Megastar that gets cheered the most. This Megastar is doing their job right. And the nomineese for Face of the Year 2011 are.

Sally Talfourd

C.J Gates

Mark Mania

Pence Weatherlight

And the winner is….

Reginald opens the envelop

Reginald:…. SALLY TALFOURD!

Sally comes out from backstage and takes the award from Reginald who gives her a hug before Sally walks up to the podium.

Sally: Well, there wasn't much competition when you're competing against me. I mean, did you see some of those other faces? Mark Mania? CJ Gates? Pence Weatherlight? Ok, Pence has actually got a good face …

Reginald leans over to Sally, covers the mic, and whispers into her ear. She looks at him, all “What are you talking about?” Reginald just nods and back away. Sally looks back to the audience, all embarrassed.

Sally: Well obviously I knew this was, you know, for being the wrestling face. That's because, you know, we're all wrestlers here. Which, I think, if you'll all let me finish, and if I could have your attention, because we, here, all of us, together … The fans! Yes, I'd like to thank the fans. Without them, we'd all be nothing. I'd be nothing. My wins and my losses are all for them. And if that makes them all just a little bit happier, then that's all that matters. I guess this award is recognition that I do the right, that I follow the rules, and just do good. Maybe some other One's could learn from that. Thank-you muchly!

The camera cuts to the side of the stage where a table is set up and Shane West is standing there

Shane: It is now time for our first contest in the show and it will be an Arm Wrestling Match.

"Shooting Star" by Black Stone Cherry begins playing and CJ Gates makes his way to the platform, with "Supersonic" Branden Harvey by his side, eating a banana. gates slaps hands with the fans on the way.

Harvey: It looks like Branden Harvey is out here to support C. J

Chase: Why is Branden eating a Banana right now.

"Na, Na, Na" by My Chemical Romance begins playing and Brandon Young makes his way to the platform, accompanied by his wife, Kaycee.

They're told to start and Gates reaches for a pre-match handshake. Young reluctantly shakes his hand. They go straight from the handshake and put their elbows on the platform.

2/3 Arm Wrestling Match
C.J Gates Vs Brandon Young

They begin. For several minutes, their hands stay in an upright position. They seem to be evenly matched. After a few more minutes, Gates seems to be gaining the advantage. But Young quickly goes back and gains an advantage himself. Gates seems to be making a comeback but Young quickly slams Gates hand to the platform.

CJ Gates 0/Brandon Young 1

Harvey: Even though these contest on this show mean nothing, you can’t help but think that a win for Brandon Young has to mean something especially against an APW Champion

They clasp hands at the top again. Young quickly gains the advantage. Gates hand almost touches the platform, which would result in a loss for him. But he gets a surge of adrenaline-enduced strength and slams Young's hand to the platform.

CJ Gates 1/Brandon Young 1

Shane: The winner of this round will be declared the winner.

They clasp hands at the top one more time. The next fall wins it. They are evenly matched again. They stay in an upright position for ten minutes before Gates gains the advantage. Young's hand is almost touching the platform. At this point, Branden Harvey finishes his banana and drops the peel. It lands in front of Gates, who slips and his hand hits the platform, ending the match.

Winner: Brandon Young

Branden Harvey apologizes to CJ as Brandon Young and Kaycee are celebrating.

Shane: And your winner, Brandon Young.

Brandon and Kaycee run off celebrating

Shane: Its time for our first commercial Break. After the break, the awards for Feud of the Year, Surprise of the Year and the Please come back award, as well as a Triple Threat Twister Match!

The Year End Awards show goes to commercial.

[President Jeff]

Tony: Please welcome your next presenter, Derek Wellings

The audience gives Derek a round of applause. “The War is Over” begins playing, and Derek walks the stage dressed in a fine black Armani suit, however he’s not wearing a normal white shirt, but a puffy one instead, and his tie is in several knots. He has some cards in hand as he takes the podium.

Derek: Apparently President Jeff ran out of people to fill this spot, and tossed darts at a list with names on it. Look whose name the dart landed on.

Derek cracks a smile, with some people laughing.

Derek: As we all know, feuds are the reason why businesses and people keep going and coming back for more. Coke VS Pepsi, Nintendo VS Sega, Dean Koontz VS Stephen King, Moses VS Pharaoh Ramsus III. In our profession, when you think of feuds there are many other names that come to mind. Ric Flair VS Ricky Steamboat, Hulk Hogan VS Andre the Giant, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin VS Vince McMahon, Triple H VS Mick Foley, Chris Benoit VS Kurt Angle. Tonight we’re honoring the best feuds of Action Packed Wrestling. And those are Biggs VS President Jeff…

Clips of President Jeff and Biggs are shown throughout the year 2010. During the clip the crowd gets rowdy and loud in a positive way. It ends and begins rolling a second clip.

Derek: Level One VS Pence Weatherlight…

Clips of Level One/Pence Weatherlight are shown. The crowd gives a great reaction as the best parts are picked out. As it ends a third clip begins showing.

Derek: Level One VS Sally Talfourd

The women in attendance go crazy as Derek mentions her name, looking up at the screen he can already barely see. It shows a lot of their great moments together and as it ends, the fourth and final video begins playing.

Derek: Last, but not least Jesse Nunez VS Victor Hades…

The reaction gets louder than the previous three. Derek pretends to be scared as the deafening roar gets louder throughout the video. Derek stops acting and gets back on stage. Derek reaches into his coat and pulls out the card with the winner’s name. He stops a moment to address the crowd.

Derek: Now for my useless, and completely unnecessary dramatic pause. I think Level One must definitely has a monopoly here, as he has a FIFTY percent chance of winning this award. Why not rename it to the “Level One and Others Feud of the Year Award?” Then again we could call it the “Quit Stalling For Time, And Get On With It Award.”

A man shouts out in the audience “Get on with it!” then a second follows. After a woman screams it, everyone in the audience yells “GET ON WITH IT!”

Derek: Oh, alrighty then. The winner, of the 2010 Feud of the Year Award is…LEVEL ONE VS SALLY TALFOURD

Sally comes out to the stage and Derek hand her the award.

Sally: Maybe it’s a good thing Level One isn’t here tonight or we might be fighting on stage right now. But I must say, Its been a fun year feuding with Level One. He’s considered one of the best in the world today and just by fighting him, made me step up my game and become a better wrestler. We’ve been a thorn in each others side for a while now, but this award makes it all worth it. Thank you.

Sally walks off the stage

Tony: Please Welcome…LINK!

An orchestral version of “Elite” by Deftones plays triumphantly as Link walks out on stage to the podium holding an envelope. He strides with confidence , style and sophistication, a tad different than the Link we are used to witnessing. However the Link of old is apparent has he begins to present.

Link: I’m meant to present the award for Surprise of the Year. Why? Probably because I’ve always been known to the king of surprises. Which is why I think it’s a travesty my return was not listed among the nominees this year. Once again the APW Collective trying to hold their savior down. Well, two can play this game, I won’t let there be a winner. I’m holding out!

The audience responds with a chorus of boos.

Link: Fine, fine, fine. The nominees are Branden Harvey for winning the Xtreme Title, Bryan Payne for winning the Heavyweight title on Overdrive, Biggs for becoming GM of Overdrive, Sally Talfourd being the first woman to win T4TB + Title, the Return of IWC, and Level One being not running out of tape when he films a promo.

Half the audience boos, some begin a Level One chant and a few people cheer Link.

Link: Okay, that last one isn’t a nominee but dammit that’s a shocker. The Winner is…...BRANDEN HARVEY

"Supersonic" Branden Harvey walks up to the podium and shakes the hand of Link. He steps up to the mic.

Branden: I'm here to accept the award for Surprise of the Year. You guys think me winning the Xtreme Championship was a surprise? You were surprised that I was good enough? Well, let me tell you something...



So was I. I was surprised to advance past the battle royal and I was surprised to win the Ladder Match. It was only my fourth win here in APW. All I can say is thank you. There will be tons more surprises from me in 2011.

Branden walks off the stage and sits down.

Tony: Please welcome, the next presenter...he is known as Mr. Main Event, Pence Weatherlight!

The fans go crazy as all of the lights in the arena go off and "Scream, Aim, Fire" by Bullet For My Valentine begins to play over the PA system. Pence Weatherlight walks out in his street clothes. The fans are chanting his name and Pence is looking around the theater, a wide grin plays across his face as he begins as he walks up to the podium. The chants grow to a deafening roar as Pence brings the microphone to his lips.

Pence: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I hope this evening has been fun and I hope it continues to be fun as the night goes on because there are still plenty of festivities that will be taking place. Now as you may or may not know, I have been put in charge of handing out the "Please Come Back" Award. This award goes to the person that the APW faithful wants to see come back the most and let me tell you there were a lot of strong candidates...some that I myself would like to see return...and others who I despise, but understand why they have been put there. I know you guys want to know who won, but if you will bare with me...I do have a sort of speech prepared for this...So if you can hold on just one second.

Pence reaches into his pocket as he puts the envelope in the hand with the microphone. He searches for a few seconds until he pulls out a piece of paper with what looks like chicken scratch written all over it. Pence clears his throat and then begins to speak again.

Pence: Megastars come and go, but they never really go do they? They remain in our hearts and our memories and these cherished thoughts are represented by this award. This award is to be given to the man or woman who has made a lasting impression on this business and the fans themselves want to see return and compete in this business. The chosen few are of different creeds, of different mind sets, and abilities, but all of them share one thing in common and that is that they have honored us...the APW universe....with their presence. But tonight there can only be one person who are honored the most...One person who will walk out tonight with a coveted prize, the honor of being deemed the most worthy of returning to great praise, if not by the fans, then by the people in the booking department. So without further ado, let us take a look at who is in contention for this coveted prize...

The Action-tron bursts to static as an image of Bryan Payne takes appears on the screen. The fans let out a cheer as Pence grins widely.

Pence: Bryan Payne, The Revelation...a close personal friend of mine who in the past defeated me for the APW World Heavyweight title. This is a man that the fans around the world greatly respect and is remembered for his talents, not only in the ring, but with the microphone.

The Action-tron bursts to static again as an image of Leila Farrahi take the screen. Some of the men in the crowd whistle and Pence shakes his head.

Pence: Leila Farrahi, a young lady who feuded with Sally Talfourd and then was brutally attacked and retired by Level One. A high flyer with a decent plefora of different techniques.

The Action-tron bursts to static as an image of Victor Hades comes on the screen. The fans boo and Pence frowns as he continues to speak.

Pence: Victor Hades, the sick fuck who fought me last year at New Years Retribution, and at one time was the Xtreme Champion...he also has an impressive pedigree of abilities.

The Action-tron does what it had done before as an image of Shaun Kilgore pops up on the Action-tron. The boos from the crowd grow even louder than before.

Pence: Shaun Kilgore, one of the members of the Greatness, and a real dick at that. He was an Overdrive Champion that commenced the down fall of the title. By the way, thanks Kilgore for sucking and allowing such filth as the Number to take the title from you.

The Action-tron once again bursts to static as an image of Michael Lively appears on the screen. Pence chuckles as the fans do too.

Pence: Michael Lively, the biggest shit talker in the APW. This guy was a one time nemesis of mine and is probably some where in the back hobbling around. A pretty decent wrestler and a multiple champion.

The action-tron bursts to static as another image, this one of John Green pops on the screen as the crowd seems to let a unanimous sign of disapproval.

Pence: John Green, a guy with a lot of potential, but was too lazy to jump up and grab the bull by the horns. He too was a multiple time champion.

The action-tron bursts to static as Mark Mania's picture appears on the screen. Everyone goes silent as Pence begins to talk.

Pence: Mark Mania, a good friend, but a not so good tag partner. He let me down on multiple occasions, but I still don't think bad of him. He is a one time Overdrive Champion under the alias of Crazy Joe.

The action-tron fades to black as Pence throws the paper on the ground and grabs the envelope with his hand. He brings the microphone to his lips as he begins to speak again.

Pence: Only one of the people who were shown can win and you the fans picked these...I myself have no clue what this envelope holds and am curious to see who won...so without further ado....

Pence opens the envelope and reads out the name.

Pence: And the winner is…….VICTOR HADES

Moving from behind the curtain, Hades strolls across the stage and briefly overlooks the crowd of fans behind the rows of co-workers and families in attendance. Approaching the podium Hades rests his tattooed pale hands around the award, while he carefully leans up against the podium leaning over towards the microphone.

Victor Hades-"You people keep bringing my ass up here I'll have to start charging you all by the minute..."

Hades smirks callously.

Victor Hades-"It's been a long run, it's been a long, long, back-breaking and painful journey out of Hell throughout my career. I suffered broken toes, fractured elbows, cracked rib-cages, I've suffered multiple concussions, and torn ligaments... All for one big fat paycheck at the end of the week. Let me tell you, at the end of the day it was all worth it whether you people hated me or loved me. I bled, sweat, breathed, ate, pissed, and slept with this business just like every other man you see before you. We put our bodies at risk, we put our lives on the line, and we do it all for your entertainment. In my own honest opinion, I could give a shit less about what you people think or want... BUT, if it means me making millions of dollars to cripple men, shorten their lives and possibly end their careers? Then I'll keep doing it until the day I die, so with that being said..."

Hades pauses overlooking the crowd now being to applaud and give a sign of respect for the words coming from Hades' mouth...

Victor Hades-"You people want Victor Hades back? Come New Year's Retribution at Survive and Conquer 2011... you got it."

Hades adds before holding up the award to the eruption of boos and cheers by the fans as Hades turns and exits the stage

Shane: It is now time for our 2nd contest of the show. it’s the triple threat Twister match. Please welcome the competitors for this contest, Branden Harvey, Kaycee Young and Cid Phoenix!

All 3 of them come out and all begin stretching.

Shane: We have a surprise for this. This can’t be a Twister contest without a special guest spinner. Please welcome, APW Hall of Famer….TWISTER!

The APW fans cheer for this surprise. Twister walks out with the spinner board in hand and speaks into the mic

Twister: I want a nice, clean game folks. Good Luck!

Shane: Is everyone ready?

Everyone nods and Twister spins the arrow

Triple Threat Game of Twister
Branden Harvey Vs Kaycee Young Vs Cid Phoenix

Twister: Right foot Green

Easy enough everyone finds a spot on the mat and puts their right foot on the green dot.

Twister: Left hand yellow…….Left foot Red….Right hand Blue

At this point, we see Branden in a comfortable position and Kaycee and Cid next to each other looking uncomfortable.

Twister: Left foot yellow……….Right hand red……Left hand Green…Right foot red

Branden still looks comfortable and then Kaycee and Cid are sharing the left foot yellow spot and without anyone noticing, Cid bumps Kaycee with his hip, knocking her over.

Shane: Kaycee Young has been eliminated.

Kaycee starts arguing that Cid cheated and then stands to the side and watches on as the game continues.

Twister: Left hand Blue…..Right Hand yellow…..Left hand red….Right foot Green.

We now see Branden and Cid next to each other, both in a comfortable position.

Twister: Right hand green…..left foot green…..right hand green…..left hand green

We now have Cid under Branden but both men are still toughing green.

Twister: Left foot yellow, right hand blue….right foot blue…..right hand red

At this point, these two are in uncomfortable position, Brandon is still over Cid, this time Branden has Cid’s butt in his face. And just then, Kaycee see’s her opportunity and kicks Cid right in the head, causing him to fall.

Shane: Here is your winner….Branden Harvey!

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Branden is quick to celebrate and Kaycee walks off the stage. Cid is arguing with Twister about the cheating and we go to commercial.

[President Jeff]

Tony: Allow me to introduce the presenter of the IWC Next Big Thing Award, a man who could become big in IWC himself, "Supersonic" Branden Harvey!!!!!!!!

Branden Harvey walks onto the stage. He stands in front of the mic.

Branden: The IWC Next Big Thing Award. That's self-explainitory. Who is going to take IWC by storm in 2011? My guess would be myself. I will take IWC by storm in 2011. But I wasn't even nominated. That unpleasantness aside, the nominees are...

Branden: James Chambers...

Clips of James Chambers' work in IWC are shown.

Branden: Chris Cyrus...

Clips of Chris Cyrus' work in IWC are shown.

Branden: Damian Dimitri...

Clips of Damian Dimitri's work in IWC are shown.

Branden: Rico Casteel...

Clips of Rico Casteel's work in IWC are shown.

Branden: Madok Mortalis.

Clips of Madok Mortalis' work in IWC are shown.

Branden: And the winner is... THE IWC INSANE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…JAMES CHAMBERS

A visibly drunken James leaps onstage, ripping the award away from Brandon Harvey, and grabs a microphone.

James: F-First of wall, i w-want to dedicate...hic...this award to....hic...the memory of that squirrel i ran over this morning on my way to Dunkin' Donuts this morning, he will be missed. Also, i want to take this opportunity to announce that your beatiful ring announcer Nicky Paige and i are getting married!

A hush falls over the crowd, and a horrified Nicky quickly shakes her head no.

James: Oh yes,y-yes you diiiiiid, Nickay! You gave me your hand in marriage backstage!....hic.....

Nicky: We shook hands!

James: I love you, honey! Now b-bbback to the award, i wanna give a shout out to Jesus, Lil Pookie, my cousins Laymongous, Big Darryl, Ugly Charles, Stupid Timmy, Black Ass Robin,my nigga Tony.....

James continues to ramble on as he is interrupted by the P.A system blaring award show style "Wrap It Up" music. Eventually APW officials usher the heavily intoxicated James, who is now crying uncontrollably about the squirrel he killed offstage


Tony: Please Welcome, Cindy Shannon

The crowd claps as Cindy walks out wearing a dress. She approaches the podium

Cindy: In the wrestling business, the people you see on TV aren’t quite the people you see backstage. The following award is the Out of Character award given to the person who people just love outside of the ring. The nominees are.

President Jeff for being such an awesome boss.

Branden Harvey for his random comments

Blades for his Pay Per View Graphics

Biggs for his contributions to APW

Michael Lively for being funny

And Katrina “Arcadia” Olivetti for being someone fun to talk to.

And the winner for Out of Character person of the year is……BIGGS!

The arena boo’s for Biggs.

Cindy: Unfortunatly, Biggs could be here tonight. Following winning the Overdrive Title at Christmas Chaos, Biggs decided to take a little Vaction in Disney Land. However, We do have a live video feed of Biggs.

The Action-Tron comes on and we see Biggs in the front car of a Roller Coaster as its at full speed on the track. Biggs has the APW OOC of the Year Award in his hand as he’s having fun on the ride. The Action-tron cuts off for the next presenter.

Tony: And now presenting the award for Champion Of The Year, please welcome the IWC Insane Heavyweight Champion, James Chambers!

James walks from behind the curtain with Noah Riboflavin in tow. The Champion appears to have sobered up and is frustrated with Noah, who does his best to avoid eye contact.

James: You were late, again...why is it that my white employee never shows up on time to these things? and are you.....

James surveys Noah's "suit". His face twists into a look of disgust.

James: Are you wearing a fucking pantssuit?

Noah: I can explain....

James: Don't bother....we have to move on. The award i'm presenting tonight goes to a very special APW Megastar. A Megastar who truly exemplifies what it is to be a champion. Over the past year, this person has shown themself capable of having top of the line in ring ability, poise, and the dominance required to rule over APW's shark tank of talent. So without further ado, The nominees.

Level One as the Heavyweight Champion

Sally Talfourd as the Heavyweight Champion

The Exchange Rate as the Tag Team Champions

Michael Lively as the Xtreme Champion

Shaun Kilgore as the Overdrive Champion

And the winner is……..LEVEL ONE!

The fans boo

James: Level One isn’t here tonight, but since I’m a champion, I’ll take this award!

James runs off the stage and The camera cut to the side of the stage where a table is set up. On the table are 2 plates of hotdogs and 2 glasses of water. We see Pence Weather Light and Derek Wellings already sitting at the table.

Shane: It is now time for our 3rd contest of the Night, The Hotdog Eating competiton. The rules are. You have 5 minutes to eat as Many Hotdogs as you can. The winner will be the person who has eaten the most hotdog. Can we get five minutes up on the Action-Tron.

Ready…..Set……GO!

5min Hot Dog Eating Contest
Pence Weatherlight Vs Derek Wellings

Pence and Derek waste no time as they each grab a hotdog and start shoving it in their mouths. Pence is quick to finish his first Hotdog in 20 seconds while Derek finishes his in 25. Pence takes his second hotdog and just eats the wiener first and then the bun. Derek does the same thing, but instead dips his bun in the glass of water and Derek is able to eat his next two fairly quickly. With 1 minute passing, Derek finishes 3 hotdogs while Pence is halfway through his third.

Shane: So far, Derek is in the lead by half a hotdog

Pence see’s Derek’s water Trick and both guys shovel a few more hotdogs into them. And by the 2 minutes mark, they are tied up at 6 hotdogs each. Both guys are starting to feel the effects of eating 6 hotdogs in 2 minutes and they begin slowing down. Derek is seen chewing his 7th hotdog slower and Pence shoves his 7th hotdog in and drinks some water and takes the lead with 2 minutes left.

Shane: Two minutes left, and Pence is in the lead.

Pence takes a bite of his 8th hotdog and starts choking on it, allowing Derek to catch up. Both guys finish their 8th hotdog and they are down to 1 minute left. The fans are cheering for both guys as they shove the 9th hotdog in their mouth and attempt to wash it down with water. With 30 seconds left. Pence is still chewing and tries taking a bite of his 10th hotdog. Derek suddenly stops chewing and with 15 seconds left, Derek brafs all over the stage. The timer runs out.

Winner: Pence Weather light

Derek continues to braf up the hotdogs as Pence celebrates the victory and we go to commercial.

[President Jeff]

Tony: Please welcome, APW Hall of Famer…B…D….C

BDC walks out in a suit and walks up to the podium and see’s that he’s too talk to speak into the mic, so he’s forced to lean over as he speaks.

BDC: The award I’m presenting tonight is the Best Promo of the Year Award. Promo’s are one of the most important things with this business. it’s the promo’s that connects the wrestler with the fans. There are talented individuals in this category who are all deserving of winning. But there can only be one. And the nominees are.

Sally Talfourd for Happy Ending 22/23

Level One for "Ones" Love Triangle 8 & 9

Pence Weatherlight for Blinded by The "Light" 1 & 2

And Victor Hades for Survive and Conquer

BDC opens the envelop

BDC: And the winner is…..SALLY TALFORD

Sally comes out and walks up to the podium, taking the award from BDC

Sally: Well this is a surprise! Every week, we all have to go out and almost convince the fans and whatnot that we deserve to win even before we step into the ring. That enough people think that I did the best, you know, promo this year really means something. I think back to when I was at school and my teacher's told me my mouth wasn't going to get me anywhere, I told them I'd be wrong. Of course, everyone then assumed I aspired to be a prostitute, but this award proves them all wrong!

To be serious for a moment, this award actually means a lot to me. It's a recognition of all the effort, the hard work, and the dedication that I bring to APW every week. APW has given me a new home to ply my trade, and I am extremely thankful that my work is recognised by a wonderful, talented, and just a great bunch of people. Thank-you to all the people who I've had a chance to face against, and watch out everyone who hasn't had to face off against me yet!

Sally waves to her fans as we go to a quick promo for Survive and Conquer 2011. 40 Wrestlers, $500,000 Prize, 1 winner


The camera cuts to the side of the stage where Shane West is standing with APW Heavyweight Champion Sally Talfourd and IWC Insane Heavyweight Champion James Chambers

Shane: It is now time our final contest of the night. The battle between two champions in a best of 7 Rock Paper Scissor contest. You guys know the rules. On 3, you pick Rock, Paper or Scissor. Rock Beats Scissor, Paper beats Rock and Rock beats Scissor.

Main Event Contest: Best 4 out of 7 Rock, Paper, Scissor contest
Sally Talfourd Vs James Chambers

James Chambers was the first out to the ring, followed by a C.R.A.P. Entourage, much like a champion boxer comes to the ring. James headed to the ring, did a walking lap of it, then climbed in. Sally Talfourd was the next to enter with her entourage of one (Shane). She's was showing off her new training gear, rather than dazzling the crowds with her usual attire. Sally and James, in the ring, go through the rules with the adjudicating official. The air could be cut with knife, the tension was so high. The official stepped out of the air, his hand raised ready for the first throw.

3 … 2 … 1! Shoot!

Sally threw her fist in with a scissors. James was in with a paper! The crowd exploded when the official awarded first points to Sally. He then called into the next throw.

3 … 2 … 1! Shoot!

Sally backed up with another scissors. James was in for a scissors too! The ref ran his hand through the air, signalled the draw. Sally stopped to wipe her brow, retreating to her corner. James consulted with his groupies as he sucked down some water. The official called them back together and called for the next throw.

3 … 2 … 1! Shoot!

James in with a rock! Sally in with scissors again! The crowd was a mix of responses, as the official awarded James his first points and tied up the game. Sally berated herself, trying to get herself back into the game. The official brought them together and called for the next throw.

3 … 2 … 1! Shoot!

Sally in with a rock! James in with scissors! Sally threw up her hands in celebration when she was awarded her second points. She only needed two more points from the remaining throws. James stepped back to get some fresh air into him, before the official called him in and called for the next throw.

3 … 2 … 1! Shoot!

James in with a rock! Sally in with paper! Sally won her second in a row and her third point. The official was quick to temper Sally as she started to really celebrate. Victory was so close! Sally needed to win one more; James needed to win the last two to tie it all up. The emotion and the intensity was at an all time high. The crowd was on the edge of their seat. The official stepped in and called for the next throw.

3 … 2 … 1! Shoot!

James in with a rock again! Sally in with … scissors! Sally threw her head back in disappointment. James was back in it! His group went wild as the official awarded their guy the points. The crowd was really into it the contest now. All eyes focused on James as he stared down Sally with some confident nods. The official laid out the scenario for the benefit of everyone: If Sally won the last throw, she would win the contest. If James won, it would be tied and would go into the sudden death round! Sally nodded her understanding. James stared at his opponent. The official stepped in between, gave both a stern look, and then called for the next throw.

3 ….. 2 ….. 1! Shoot!

James is in with a rock …. Sally is in with a paper! The crowd went wild! Yelling and cheering and screaming! James hangs his head in disappointment. The Chambers camp let out moans of disappointment. Sally went to celebrate with Shane, before the official awarded her final points ad the victory. He brought both competitors into the centre, and they shook hands like classic athletes would at such a monumental and momentous event like this.

Winner: Sally Talfourd

The camera goes back to the stage

Tony: Please Welcome, The Owner of Action Packed Wrestling, “President” HURRICANE JEFF!

Raining Blood by Slayer begin to play as the boss comes walking out wearing a suit and tie. He steps up to the podium and his music cuts off

Jeff: Has everyone had a great night here

The APW Faithful cheer

Jeff: We have three awards left and I have the honor of presenting them all. First, the Pay Per View of the Year. We had some exciting PPV’s this year. This was our best year for Pay Per Views yet. New Years Retribution featuring the Survive and Conquer match was a huge PPV which put APW on the mat. Then there was Rasslemania VI which won the PPV of the year award for KAPOW. Then there we’re Mayhem, Shockwave, One Night in Hell and Christmas Chaos. But there can only be one great PPV voted by you fans. And the winner is…..

Jeff opens the envelop

Jeff: Two years in a row…..ONE NIGHT IN HELL!

The fans cheer

Jeff: Now the next award, is an award that I’ve won in the past, but not with APW. it’s a great award to win and the winners of this award should really be proud of themselves. And the nominees are

The 2010 Survive and Conquer Match

Iron Man Match between Level One and Pence Weatherlight at Rasslemania VI

Level One Vs Bryan Payne from Mayhem

The Elimination Chamber match between Level One, Sally Talfourd, Mark Mania, Nathaniel Havok, Criss Cassidy and Young Mannie

Level One Vs Sally Talfourd from Christmas Chaos

Jeff opens the envelop

And the winner is……THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH!

The fans cheer

Jeff: We’ve asked the winners of this award not to come on stage to avoid any fights. But they will each get an award trophy after the show. And finally, The final award of the night is an award that may be the hardest award to win and that’s the APW Mega Star of the Year. Past winners included in 2008, Michael Lively and Trevor Blackwell, and Last year, Level One. This award is given to the person who was the best APW Mega Star in 2011. And the nominees are.

Level One

Sally Talfourd

Biggs

C J Gates

Jeff opens up the envelop.

Jeff: And the APW Mega Star of the Year is…….SALLY TALFOURD

Everyone stands up and gives Sally a Standing Ovation as she comes out onto the stage. Jeff gives her the award and gives her a hug. Sally approaches the podium.

Sally: I really don't know what to say about winning this other than thank-you. Thank-you to all of APW, whether you think you deserve it or not. I'm sure I wouldn't be here without the help of everyone I've fought against, everyone I've teamed with, and everyone who's helped me along the way. I guess I should especially thank Level-One. I mean, he did burn up APW along with me, so I guess he's got a part of this award himself.

I can't say I saw myself getting such a meteoric rise coming in to APW. That I'm here, accepting this award, is testament to where hard work and determination will get you. It's also a testament to how great a place APW is; a company that will give some totally unknown woman walking through the doors the greatest opportunities that this industry has to offer. For some years I've dedicated myself to leaving a mark and developing this business. At APW, I'm seeing all that come to happen. Know that this award will only inspire me to go into 2011 stronger, more focused, and better than 2010. So APW, you'd all better watch yourselves!

The camera cuts to Shane West

Shane: That’s all the for tonight folks. Congrats to all the winners. Be sure to tune into Overdrive next Thursday for the Season Premier. Until then, Have a happy new year and we’ll see you in 2011!

The APW Copywrite logo comes on the screen as Sally holds her Megastar of the Year award in the air as the show goes off the air.