Post by iggy on Aug 31, 2008 15:42:42 GMT -4
At 1043 Mainland Street, Vancouver, BC sits a night time authentic Mexican restaurant, focusing on delicious botanies and a tequila lounge with fresh original cocktails, in the heart of Yaletown. Here loyal customers come for the chance to experience food that is good and hardy with plenty of healthy heavy drinks in the old Mexican fashion for after all being called the Tequila Kitchen it is no wonder that one of the patrons is slumped over at the bar talking to the bottle next to him. He is a tall Mexican-American man who is in his late middle 30’s with short cropped black hair, a thin goatee and heard, a face that has been weathered well with a flat nose that has been broken more than once in his chosen career. He is dressed in a black t-shirt that stretches on his muscular frame with a green iguana bursting out of the front and on the back in gold it reads Got Worm?
[/center]Iggy: “Ahhh my little friend look upon us! Coming very soon in Vancouver at the General Motors Place in the country of Canada, Action Packed Wrestling will be having their Shockwave PPV! And yes, my little friend, they are all talking about the most important match of the night!”
Pouring himself another shot of the bottle of tequila next to him the drunken Mexican man smiles looking at the floating dead worm at the bottle of the bottle. He pats the bottle as if this is an old friend of his and in many ways it is. For the man is a celebrity, a wrestling superstar from three generations of his family. His name is Ignacio Ricardo, but the world knows him best by his nickname: Iggy the Iguana! Who is in town for Action Powered Wrestling’s PPV event Shockwave at the General Motors Place! Iggy is in the opening match against three deadly wrestlers of the ring, but for Iggy it is just another day for the ‘Master of the Drunken Tequila Worm’!
[/center]Iggy: “No, my little friend, who cares about Dr. Phate’s title defense match for the APW World Title against Twister! That is not an important match! No, not even Senior Wiley defending his Overburn Title against Estarr is being discussed! Not even Hurricane Jeff and Metal Matt’s grudge battle! No, my little friend, not even the Hardcore Tag Team Match where ‘The Iceman’ Jason Royce and The Hardcore Kid defend their championships against ‘The Irish Hammer’ Sabur and ‘The Xtremist’ Tony Blackwell! No my little friend not even ‘Ace’ Austin Daniels versus ‘Streets’ Wilson! Not even Dr. Wacko’s first match against ‘Dangerous’ Steve Hawkins, no my little friend none of those are the matches anyone of them are talking about! ”
Shaking his head Iggy knows that this is not the match none of them that people are talking about! It is the opener of the night! The one that will send an aftershock through out the APW and Shockwave as Iggy the Iguana squires off against three female opponents after his amazing win at the Monday Night Overburn’s main event!
[/center]Iggy: “It is the opening match for Shockwave with Iggy the Iguana facing off against Dita Von Amora, Fyre Angel and Kristina Blackwell! Si! Iggy has so many beautiful senioritas to choose from! Two beautiful fiery red heads with Dita Von Amora and Fyre Angel whose passions are matched just by how they ogle over seeing Iggy! Then there is Kristina Blackwell who is so enamored with Iggy she has no words to say! Si! My little friend, Iggy is certainly loving this match for what man can say he has had the pleasure of facing off in the ring against three of the most beautiful ring sirens in the APW!”
With a happy a face Iggy imagines what he will be seeing in the ring as those beautiful women face him in the ring! Oh how they fight for his attention! Oh Iggy smiles thinking how he got to this point already after what he has done so far in his brief career here in the APW. Pouring himself another shot drinking it he looks at the floating dead worm in the bottle.
[/center]Iggy: “And, my little friend, how can they not be in love with Iggy? Since Iggy has arrived in the APW he has come crashing throw the glass ceiling drinking tequila hammering it out with the best that Hurricane Jeff can throw! First Iggy faced off against ‘Streets’ Wilson who thought he was Bat-Manuel. He found out very quickly that Iggy was not some fool that came off the streets! Then of course facing off against Senior Wiley in the non-title match, the last Main Event before Shockwave! And the ‘Second Coming of Hesus’ found out that Iggy was no ordinary drunk but the ‘Master of the Drunken Tequila Worm’! White lions should never face off against their natural predator the iguana never works well for them, right my little friend?”
Michael Lively who held his title longer than anyone in APW history met with and faced off against the Iguana in Overburn. Michael Lively expected this to be a push for him entering his title defense match at Shockwave versus Estarr, but the Iguana was not gong to lay down! This was a chance for the Iguana to make a statement to his opponents across the APW and the other champions to watch out! And that is what he did! The Mouth of the Iguana ended the match with the champion tapping out to Iggy. Even though no belt would be exchanged with the outcome of the match it was made clear that Iggy the Iguana can and will win a championship very soon in the APW.
[/center]Iggy: “Of course you agree, my little friend, it makes sense does it now? And now Iggy faces off against three chicas that are so in love with Iggy neither of them want to admit it to the other! They want Iggy for themselves to do that they will battle each other over tha chance of being with Iggy, but as Iggy has told them there is no need from this violence. Iggy will be winning the match and he will be choosing all three so they do not need to fight like that! Well maybe for Iggy’s amusement then Iggy has no problem with that kind of actions. Maybe a sexy lingerie pillow fight, later? What you think, my little friend?”
Smiling with a big grin, Iggy thinks of that scene the lovely red heads of Fyre Angel and Dita Von Amora along with the dark haired beauty Kristina Blackwell dressed in sexy lingerie with feathers flying as Iggy watches sipping his tequila. The thoughts of such beauties he cannot get out of this mind as he thinks of the newcomer Dita Von Amora and that sexy bath scene! She so wants Iggy from that and he knows it! Why else bathe like that? But for Iggy’s viewing pleasure of course!
[/center]Iggy: “You say Dita Von Amora does not want Iggy! Of course she wants Iggy all women want Iggy! Those such denials that she says are just to hide her true feelings for Iggy. She does not know how to control herself when she sees Iggy so denies her carnal lust for the Iguana! Si, my little friend, this is a curse that Iggy has to be this handsome that no woman cannot help themselves. This is a burden that Iggy has had to learn to accept at a very early as being a Ricardo! Women swoon at the site of a Ricardo male many of them afraid to shed their inhibitions like Dita Von Amora afraid of those feeling stirring in her heart! Si, my little friend, that is why she says she will beat Iggy, but it is her excuse to get close to Iggy for her hidden carnal desires. Iggy will let all those desires out, my little friend. Si, for what woman cannot resist the charms of the Iguana?”
Pouring more of his secret weapon known as tequila, Iggy smiles broadly thinking how it will be to be in a bath with Dita Von Amora as they enjoy the hot water scrubbing each other’s backs. Then Iggy thinks of back he thinks of the tattooed red head with the fiery temper the woman that came back to the APW just to be with Iggy! Of course Fyre Angel! How many tattoos does she have that only special people have seen?
[/center]Iggy: “Many women like Fyre Angel talk about being afraid, be very afraid she said. My little friend, well she is not talking about Iggy being afraid no the Iguana is never afraid, but she was talking about her burning passion for the Iguana! Si! Just when Iggy The Iguana made his announcement that he had come to the APW, Fyre Angel worked hard to get out of her suspension early by Hurricane Jeff! Her passion for Iggy is only matched by the color of her hair! Si, the same passion that Dita Von Amora is denying holding close to her delicate breast! This is why Fyre Angel is riding off into the sunset in on her motorcycle! She too like Dita Von Amora does not have the willpower to hold back her true feelings for the Iguana! Fyre Angel just needs to accept her burning passion for the Iguana and let what comes natural between a woman and Iggy take place. Si, my little friend, it would be so much easier on these women if they just accept their unbridled lust for Iggy.”
Iggy smiles tapping the bottle with the dead tequila worm in it shaking it as he looks at his little friend floating there with less tequila than he did before! Two red heads! Oh Iggy loves the red heads! Beautiful gorgeous fair in skin ready to show their passions for a man that no other hair color can ever do! Then of course the thinks of the dark and shy Kristina Blackwell of Sex & Violence who has not shown her face since the match was announced. To Iggy the answer is obvious as he pours himself another drink.
[/center]Iggy: “This is why Kristina Blackwell has not said a thing! While Dita Von Amora and Fyre Angel try to act like women of virtue to deny their carnal desires for Iggy, Kristina Blackwell cannot even bear herself to speak and show her face! Her love for the Iguana, my little friend, has so controlled her she cannot bear to bring herself to look into Iggy’s eyes because she would come to Iggy’s arms with passionate kisses offering herself selflessly to Iggy. Kristina Blackwell should not worry, Iggy has dealt with this problem many, many times. Iggy was taught by his papi and grand-papi how to deal with such women such as yourself, Iggy will allow your passion for Iggy blossom with Iggy’s help that is.”
To think of the dark skinned black haired woman shy of her feelings for Iggy with the passion of the red heads he is facing just makes Iggy smile broadly. Iggy takes another shot thinking of all the time that they will spend after the match together as he looks at his bottle. He pauses as if the dead floating tequila worm is telling him something then Iggy smiles looking at the dead floating tequila worm.
[/center]Iggy: “No, my little friend, Iggy knows that this is a match. This is the opening match at Shockwave. Iggy has not forgotten that. No. Iggy knows that these beautiful chicas of wrestling will be fighting each other beating down hurting each other’s beauty to crawl their way to Iggy. This is was inevitable since Iggy was in this match their passions when meeting Iggy in the flesh will overpower them. Then their jealousy will consume them fighting for a chance to be closer with Iggy. This is why Iggy must put an end to such abuse of beauty, but of course beating the women winning the match! By doing so, Iggy will stop this jealous squabbling by picking all the women to go on a date with him! That is what Iggy plans to do at Shockwave to save the beauty that he faces he must defeat them!.”
And Iggy looks happy thinking of that to save his opponents from destroying their beauties he must defeat them in the match! That is to Iggy the only honorable thing to do as he sees it! After all these women are in love with him! How can they not! He is Iggy! Women fall at his feet all the time and those that do not just cannot handle their feeling for Iggy! Iggy stands up holding his tequila bottle in his hand announcing to everyone in the Tequila Kitchen!
[/center]Iggy: “So Dita Von Amora! Fyre Angel! And Kristina Blackwell! Your dream Iguana is coming to help you shed all your inhibitions! This is why, my little friend, Iggy will win the match! For Iggy is such a lover of the women that he must save them from their destructive actions against each other so they can pursue their lust for the Iguana! So at Shockwave in the General Motors Place in the country of Canada in the city of Vancouver, British Columbia! Iggy The Iguana will be saving his gorgeous senioritas from each other by beating them and then dating them! Tequila! For everyone!”
Saying that he pours down the last of the tequila into his gullet along with the worm! Iggy smiles for the camera posing showing off his Iggyiness with various poses as he walks out ready for his match against three lovely ladies!
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