APW YEAR END AWARD 2011

[President Jeff]

The scene opens up with a shot of the sold out John Bassett Theatre in Toronto, Ontario Canada. The fans are cheering as a stage is set up with a podium on it. The camera then cuts to APW Interviewer, Shane West.

Shane: Welcome everyone to the APW Year End Awards show. I am Shane West and I will be your host for the show this evening. Tonight folks, we have 16 awards to hand out to the Megastars of Action Packed Wrestling. Awards including Match of the Year, Champion of the Year and the one everyone is gunning for, Megastar of the Year. Lets go to the stage for our first award.

The voice of Tony Ferrari is heard over the PA for the introductions.

Ferrari: Please welcome the Former APW World Heavyweight Champion, Jason Kash along with his Manager and Girlfriend, Adora Bailey!

His theme music plays as Jason Kash comes out from the back wearing a black long sleeved dress shirt with a royal green Suit vest over the shirt. He has black slacks on and some penny loafers on his feet. Attached at his arm is Adora Bailey who is wearing a sexy tight green dress that matches Kash in colors, it has some black lacing on the dress and the two look very well matched as they approach the podium.

Jason Kash: You know Adora, I at one time would have been considered a Rising Star as well. Technically this has been my Rookie Year in APW and yet I'm not on this list.

Adora Bailey: You've already risen where as these Nominees are still on the rise. That's the meaning of Rising Star!

Jason Kash: I'm pretty sure my star is still Rising which would make me the "Risingest" of the Stars!

Adora Bailey: Pretty sure "Risingest" isn't a real word but okay...

Kash steps behind Adora Bailey and hugs her from behind. His head comes over her shoulder and he speaks into the microphone.

Jason Kash: Am I Rising or What!!

Adora Bailey's eyes widen as the feel of Kash behind her and a small grin comes across her face. She pushes back her butt and Kash lets out a little moan as Adora lists the nominated people for this Award.

Adora Bailey: And the Nominees for the Action Packed Wrestling Rising Star ARE:

A Video Package showing Warren Peace, Mike Morrison, Julius Farquhar, Adam Young, and Phil Atkens is shown on the Big Screen. Their names coming over the screen after a small action based piece is shown. The screen goes dark and a faded tick is heard as Adora Bailey opens the envelope to read the winner of the Award.

Adora Bailey: And the winner, the 2011 APW Rising Star is...............it’s a tie. JULIUS FARQUHAR AND WARREN PEACE

The camera shows both Julius and Warren getting up from their seat and make their way to the stage. Julius walks up to the podium dressed immaculately in the most quintessentially English garb. He takes the award and speaks in the microphone.

Julius: Having examined the list of candidates I won’t say this comes as much of a surprise. When you’re as quintessentially English as I am you know you will get little competition from a Scotchman, a mental asylum escapee, and some bald guy who wears mascara. It wouldn’t be unjust to say this award is a little redundant because I’ve already surpassed the criteria of ‘rising star’ – I am the no.1 watched wrestler in APW in Windsor, England. What other proof do you need? I won’t say thanks to anyone because I did all myself, but I will congratulate those who voted for me for being in full possession of their rational faculties – it nice to know that APW is not entirely overrun with mental defectives.

With that Julius steps down, turning down the offer of a handshake from the person giving him the award. Warren is handed an award and walks up to the podium and looks at the rising star award with a mixture of smugness and disbelief.

Warren: Well…I don’t know what to say. Apparently you love me. You really, really love me. This here scrap metal in my hands proves that there is a growing movement out there. A movement of fathers and mothers who are tired of the same old garbage being shoved down their childrens throats disguised as an acceptable product. This rising star award is vindication that my mission is not lost and that despite being without my former tag team partner I am not alone. It is important to remember that revolution cannot be spelled without “L-O-V-E”, it’s just backwards. This is for those of you, who like myself want turn it around. Change is coming in 2012, and this award is proof these people are ready for it.

Warren walks off the stage as we go to our next presenter.

Tony: Please Welcome, Biggs

“Spaceman,” by The Killers, plays over the speakers as Biggs walks out to the podium, clad in a fancy suit complete with his signature blue shades and feathers on the shoulders. He has the envelope in his hand.

Biggs: Ladies and gentlemen, I am out here tonight to present the award for Face of the Year, or as I like to call it, the Suck-Up, Goody Two-Shoes Award. The recipient of this award has shown themselves to be not only the fan favorite wrestler of the year, but also a huge tool. Now the nominees. First, C.J. Gates.

The fans clap for C.J while the camera focuses on him.

Biggs: Level-One.

A loud “Lester! Lester!” chant gets going.

Biggs: Kurt Noble.

Kurt waves his hand to the camera.

Biggs: Biff Riboflavin. Biff are you out there? Who knows? And finally, Chris Cyrus.

Cyrus has a smile on his face as the fans cheer for him.

Biggs: And the winner for Face of the Year is Ugh....CJ Gates

CJ gets up from his seat and high fives Kurt Noble on his way to the stage. CJ grabs the award and begins to give his speach

C.J. Gates: This one should really go to the fans, because every one of us nominated for it were only fighting in their honor. But to be recognized as the one that best resembles the good side of things, it's quite the honor, especially coming from everyone out there. So a big thank you to everyone who voted for me!

CJ heads backstage as we get ready for our next award

Tony: Please Welcome, BLADE

‘Bulls on Parade’ hits the system as Blade stumbles through the curtain and onto the stage clasping the ‘Heel of the year award’ in one hand and a bottle of Jack in the other. Making his way to the podium he places both items down on it and re adjusts the microphone to a chorus of boos from the crowd.

Blade: It’s only right that you people boo me now as this is what this next award is about.

The fans begin to get louder and louder.

That’s right, without us bad guys in Action Packed Wrestling, you guys would all be living in a dream world where ponies and unicorns bounce around the fields. This is what its all about, and this is where the true Magic happens.

Some of the fans cheer but the majority begins to boo at Blade louder.

Well apparently, I am not eligible for this award this year, otherwise I wouldn’t be presenting it, but 2012 you can guarantee that Blade will be a force that you hate and for those following on twitter #2012yearofBlade.

Now for the nominees…

In no particular order...


Blade pauses and takes a swig from his bottle before reaching for the envelope.

“Simply F’n Put” Johnny Rebel

Clips of Johnny Rebel from 2011 are shown

Biggs

Clips of Biggs from 2011 are shown

Katrina ‘Arcadia’ Olivetti

Clips of Arcadia from 2011 are shown

Sally Talfourd

Clips of Sally Talfourd from 2011 are shown

‘The True Brit’ Johnny Brown

Clips of Johnny Brown from 2011 are shown

The camera comes back to focus on Blade as he opens the envelope further to revel the winner.

Wouldn’t you know it? And the winner is, the man who I beat in my debut match right here in Action Packed Wrestling, the man who still fails to beat CJ Gates even with an extra 5 minutes of ring time.

Your APW Heel of the year…


BIGGS!!!


The arena lights fade to black as “Spaceman” blares over the loudspeakers. Blue laser lights shoot from the stage as strobe lights flash about the arena. Biggs enters to a chorus of boos louder than Blade received. Biggs makes his way over to Blade and reaches out to snatch the award before Blade can pull it away.

Oh, its all good Biggs, you may have won it this year, but make sure you keep it nice and clean because I will be claiming it in 2012.

Blade thrusts the award into Biggs’s chest and brushes past him knocking his shoulder.

Biggs: Oh Blade...


Blade sharply turns back to face Biggs and is swiftly met with a right hook knocking him flat on his ass as the crowd erupts with laughter and cheers the fact that Blade went down so easily. Crawling backwards Blade manages to get back to his feet and shuffles back behind the curtains. We join Biggs at the Podium.

Biggs: You hate me! You really hate me! And for that, I am grateful! Because it means that I have not compromised my morals to pander to the lowest common denominator! It means that I am the one true honest man in this company! I have no qualms about admitting that I am not a good man, and unlike many of the so called “good guys” on the APW Roster, I know who I am. I make no excuses, no apologizes for my Machiavellian nature, that the ends justify the means. Choke on this, morons!

Biggs raises the award high as the fans let him have it. He just laughs as his music hits and he exits the stage and we go to commercial

[President Jeff]

We come back on the air

Tony: Please Welcome, Presenting the next award, The APW Overdrive Champion, Johnny Rebel!

Johnny walks out to the stage and up to the podium.

Rebel: Good evening folks, my name is “Simply Put” Johnny Rebel and I’m here to present the award for APW’s Best Tag-Team of 2011. Honestly, I’m a bit ashamed that I wasn’t nominated for this award because it’s obvious that every time I step in the ring I pull the work of two men! However, in order to be called the best tag-team of the year, apparently you have to actually have a physical partner which simply put is nothing more than a crutch for people who can’t fight on their own! Some would argue that tag-team wrestling isn’t what it used to be… and for the last few years, fans have seen the tag division in other companies dwindle down to nothing. The opposite of that is true in the APW as new teams rise up weekly and compete at a high level.

This years nominees for Tag-Team of the Year are:

The team of Organized Violence… Shane Borderland and Jason Kash.

The team of Red Shield Mafia… Young Mannie and J.R. Kingston.

The team of the San Diego Seagulls… Kate Horton and Charles Scripps.

The team of Nathaniel Havok and Sally Talfourd.

And the winner is….ORGANIZED VIOLANCE, JASON KASH AND SHANE BORDERLAND

Kash gets up from his seat and heads up to the stage. Rebel hands him the award and Jason begins to speak.

Jason Kash: Well I can accept this for Organized Violence. We did our thing, we beat a Hall Of Famer and a Future Hall Of Famer during our Reign and won the belts against the very best in the Division. I'd like to think if Borderland didn't bounce we'd still be running the Tag Division. Now...

Shane Borderland: Hold up, I'm here!! Where is my Award?

Shane Borderland looking a big heavier since we last seen him steps onto the stage and approaches Jason Kash at the podium. Kash hands Borderland the Award as he speaks into the mic.

Shane Borderland: Thanks everyone who voted, I'm glad to have been apart of this crew! Kash and I had a friendship that just mended well together and I couldn't have asked for a better partner. I'm gonna be getting married so everyone wish me luck with a new partnership! Thanks again!

Kash leaves the stage without Borderland and it shows they are no longer as cool with each other.


Tony: Please welcome at this time, RICO CASTEEL

Rico comes out to the stage in a suit and walks up to the podium to present the next award

Rico: You all may sit. Do to some difficulties, the powers that be asked me to come out and present the award for Gimmick of the Year. What better way for them to show the world how far I've fallen, then for me to present this award. Not that I wanted to, but they gave me no choice. As for the award...

Rico glances down at a sheet of paper.

Rico: It recognizes some of the top gimmicks of the year, the people that caught our attention upon their arrival, and continued to keep us interested throughout their time in APW. The nominees for Gimmick of the Year are...

"Mr. Madness" Mike Morrison!

"Quintessentially English" Julius Farquhar!

Mr. Dangerous!

"The Unfortunate" Phil Atken!

And the winner is.....A TIE between MR. DANGEROUS and JULIUS FARQUHAR!!


Mr. Dangerous jumps out of his seat and runs towards the stage, as he runs up the steps, he trips and falls on his face and smashes his shin into the step. He grabs his shin in pain and people come over to help him to the back.

Julius Farquhar steps up to the podium flanked by Manservant.

Julius: Would give a Buddhist monk this award? Would you accuse the Christian who gives to charity of trying to promote his character? You wouldn’t. Gimmicks are for losers who talk too much, and I hardly qualify for the description. I’m the best because of who I am, not because of what I pretend to be or act out. The Quintessentially English project is as real as America’s mediocrity, and I’m not like your politicians: I don’t have to pretend to be something I’m not just to be liked; When I say I’m going to drink tea I drink tea. The Quintessentially English is the way and the only way. That’s the facts Jack!

Julius stomps away from the podium and back to his seat.


The light in the auditorium go dark, and "History Of Bad Men" by the Melvins softly begins to creep through the speakers, slowly growing louder & louder with each passing second. The song then explodes into its thunderous guitar section, and the lights come back on. The crowd nearly blows the roof of the place when they see none other than former World Heavyweight Champion James Chambers grinning broadly on the stage. He steps up to the podium and taps the microphone. With the crowd roaring at a deafening pitch, the former champ takes a second, smiles, and even eggs them on by pumping his arms and mouthing "Louder" to the already raucous crowd. After about thirty seconds the crowd calms down, and James goes speak.

"I'M HOOOOOOOME!"

The crowd pops again, and James clears his throat.

James: Long time no see, APW! It's good to be back. Place looks good. Alot has changed in my absence. I see Jeff finally decided invest in priority parking for us APW Megastars, so even bottom-feeding chumps like Pants Welterweight can feel important by not having to chain his moped to a light pole around the corner in the Family Dollar parking lot. Catering has picked up, definitely. No longer do they serve cut up Hot Pockets with toothpicks stuck through them, but they now have French Fries stuffed with some cheesy bacon sauce, and they're delicious. I ate 72 of them backstage. However, I'm not here to talk about Pence cementing his status as a running joke and doing everything in his power to ensure that he is never taken seriously again, nor am i here to gush about the improved food service, no matter how tasty and orgasmic it is. My purpose here tonight is far more serious, as i am here to present the "Please Come Back" award.

James takes a second to clear his throat.

James: Now, the nominees for this award exemplify something missing in today's climate. During their time here, now matter how long or short their stay was, they made an impact that affected the dynamic here in APW. They changed things for the better, and are sorely missed. Where Branden Harvey fits in this scenario, i have no idea. Anyway, the nominees ar--

James is cut off by the suddenly intro of "What's My Age Again" by Blink 182 chiming over the speakers. As the song begins to play, the camera pans up to the back of the auditorium, and the crowd pops louder than ever at the sight of for APW Megastar and beloved fan favorite, Biff Riboflavin beaming proudly in the audience. He begins to make his way toward the stage through the crowd taking in the fans love the whole way through. After a few moments, he finally approaches the stage. He goes to hop up on the stage, but his feet don't quite make it, and he slides flat onto his face on the stage. The venue explodes in laughter, but an undeterred Biff happily leaps to his feet, and approaches the podium. James goes to shake his hand but Biff embraces him in a one-sided awkward man-hug, as the crowd goes wild. After a few moments, everything calms down, and James begins again. Biff waves to the crowd while jumping up in down, and steps up to the podium and yells into the mic

Biff: Hi, everybody!!

James: Well, i see you found your way here. Since you decided to interrupt me, make yourself useful, and help me present this award.

Biff: You got it Jimmy! And the nominees for "Please Come Back " are......

Biff: Tyler Graves....

James: Ummmm, no. Anyone who loses to Pence Weatherlight doesn't deserve to be nominated for any award but the "Why Was I Given An APW Contract" Award. Next Nominee.

Biff: Mark Mania!

James: Seriously? Nobody cared when he came back last time, i don't even think they cared when he FIRST came to APW. So much for Mania Light, douchebag. Next!

Biff: Branden Harvey!

James: We had a hard enough time getting rid of him to begin with. Next!

Biff: Ryan Ruckus!

James: Ruck was good people, i wouldn't mind seeing that guy back in an APW ring.

Biff: CAPTAIN KLAPPTON!

James hesitates for a second, and appears to be getting choked up at the mention of his good friend's name.

James: now that guy...*hic* was a true American....if he doesn't win tonight, i have no faith left in humanity.

Biff: DRUMROLL PLEASE.

A simulated drum-roll begins to play through the speakers.

Biff: And the winner of the Please Come Back Award for 2011 is......

..............

BOTH: CAPTAIN KLAPPTON!

James throws both his arms in the air triumphantly, as the venue explodes.

James: Since the good Captain can't be here to accept this award, we will on his behalf. We miss you Captain Klappton, and no matter what happens....

James, Biff & Crowd: IT IS WHAT IT IS!

James rips open his button-up shirt to reveal an "OVERDRIVE MEANS TORTURE TIME" T-Shirt and Biff does the same, revealing a "IT'S TIME TO DROP THE BOMBS" T-Shirt. The crowd goes wild and begins chanting Klapptonisms as APW goes to commercial.

[President Jeff]

Tony: Please welcome, Anthony Bailey

Anthony comes out in a tux and walks up to the podium

Anthony: What's going on everybody? I hope you are having a good time tonight.

The fans cheer for him

Anthony: There have been many champions though out 2011. Some great, some not so great. Tonight, we acknowledge the great. These guys have defended their titles with not only honor, but with pride. The nominees for Champion of the Year are...

CJ Gates.

Biggs

James Chambers.

and Jason Kash.


And the award goes to......THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION CJ GATES!!!!


CJ's music hits as he goes up to the stage. He grabs his award and speaks into the mic

C.J. Gates: There were a number of names that this award could have gone to, and to be recognized as the best champion of the year is a great honor. To be presented with this honor ahead of men like Biggs, Level One or Johnny Rebel is an even greater feat. It won't end here, because I will continue to represent APW and the Undisputed title well. The year of C.J. Gates doesn't stop in 2011!

CJ heads backstage

Tony: Please welcome at this time, Jason “Bacon” Andrews

Bacon comes out from behind the curtain and walks up to the podium

Bacon: In APW we have had a lot of shocking returns matches and most importantly the mark out moments. The mark out moments is what wrestling is made of that jaw dropping shocking moment where everyone will remember. Tonight ladies and gentlemen we are now presenting the Mark out moment of the year and the nominees for the Mark out moment of the year are!

Kurt Noble appears at Shockwave

Biggs wins the Undisputed Title from Level One

APW Signs Keaton Saint

Captain Klapton saying "IT IS WHAT IT IS"

Bacon: And the winner is……..BIGGS WINS THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

Biggs heads up to the stage, arms raised triumphantly. He walks up to the podium and snatches the award.

Biggs: I'll be honest, I was surprised that I was even nominated for this award, let alone won it. Because the fact of the matter is that while I am an amazing wrestler, I'm hardly somebody the sheep fans would “mark out” for. I guess the reason I got this award is because I finally ended the long run of Level-One at the top of APW, ushering in an era of change, where the Main Event scene was no longer dominated by the Level-Ones, Sally Talfourds, or Pence Weatherlights. I shattered the glass ceiling, and made everyone believe that anyone could win the belt in APW! Nobody gave me a chance against Level-One! Nobody! And I proved everyone wrong in the greatest match of my career! Thank you!

Biggs exits stage left as his music plays.


Tony: Please welcome, Phil Atkens

Phil comes out to the stage and walks up to the podium

Atken: You know, before I get to the award, I just wanted to make something very clear. Many people have been asking me “Dear Phil” they say “Dear Phil, why do you no say words anymore?”. And I look at them and after correcting their atrocious grammar I explain to their lil puddin' heads that I am protesting APW until they give me Jason Kash but until then I'll be his guardian angel...

Wait, that's not right.

No sorry. Laryngitis, that's what I meant to say. I've been silent due to laryngitis.

Atken clears his throat and studies the envelope in his hand.

Atken: I have been bestowed the honour to announce the most surprising APW moments of the year. Now looking at this fine list of nominees, I must say that I notice something. Every single moment happened after I made my APW debut. Now, I'm not saying I put these wonderful moments into action. I am merely happy to strongly imply that I inspired each and every one of these nominees. So without further ado, here they are...

Arcadia wins Suicidal Title at One Night in Hell

Red Shield Mafia wins the Tag Titles

Sally Talfourd Retires

Nathaniel Havok wins World Heavyweight Title at Christmas Chaos

And the person I inspired the most was....NATHANIEL HAVOK WINNING THE WORLD TITLE AT CHRISTMAS CHAOS

Cult of Personality hits on the PA, and Nathaniel Havok walks out clutching his APW World Heavyweight Championship. He walks up to the podium, taking the award and holding it in his hands as the music dies out.

Havok: Thank you! Thank you all! Going into Christmas Chaos, I didn’t really expect things to go down the way that they did. But it did indeed turn out to be the night of my career, as everything fell into place perfectly. Remember everyone, I did it all for you! And this award, this is for all of you as well! Thank you, very much! And if you think that Christmas Chaos was something, you aint seen NOTHIN’ yet! Believe me! Havok has spoken!

Nathaniel smirks at the crowd as they all boo him. He raises his award in the air and walks to the back, still clutching his World Title.


Tony: Please welcome, Nicky Paige

Nicky Paige comes out to the stage and walks up to the podium.

Paige: The Megastars of APW aren’t always what they appear on TV. Some have families, some do charity work, and others are just really cool people. This award is for the person who everyone likes out of character. And the nominees are

Blade

James Chambers

Arcadia

Jason Kash

CJ Gates

And the winner is……….JASON KASH

Jason jumps out of his seat with joy as he rushes up to the stage and grabs the award before speaking into the mic

Jason Kash: Now see, I expected to get this. I came to APW and the backstage scene was a little active but since I been here folks been talking. Socializing and I think it has to do with the consistency I bring to the table. This is deserved and given to the proper man right here. I been making Backstage poppin and I guess APW giving me the props for being part of the reason we poppin like pimples in APW! Light It Up, we doin big thangs with big swangs in the man parts. We King Kong doing this shit and 2012 our year, we BEASTS...Thank Ya'll!!

Kash leaves the stage

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We go to commercial

[President Jeff]

Tony: Please welcome our next presenter, Kurt Noble!

Noble walks from behind the curtain, dressed in a stylish black suit and white cane. He approaches the podium and smiles as the applause dies down.

Noble: This next award is quite a bit different than any award presented here tonight. They say that all work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy...and trust me, Johnny Rebel might be even duller without this backstage game.

The camera pans to Johnny Rebel shaking his head as Noble smirks to himself.

Noble" See. every few weeks we get together to play a game known as 'Mafia." If you're unfamiliar with it, just observe your most recent family outing...it's a game where a select few ruin the week for many. This award goes to the man that was the overall best player, Mafia or town. The nominees for Mafia Player of the Year are...

James V...

A clip of James arguing with L1 in "Bastard Mafia" is shown.

JC...

A clip of JC pointing at Knuckles in "SAW Mafia" is shown.

Kaji Fireson...

A clip of Kaji sitting back and watching everyone argue in "APW Mafia" is shown.

Level One...

A clip of L1 mercilessly berating Nathaniel Havok and James V in "Office Supplies Mafia".

Knuckles...

A clip of Knuckles and Noble arguing in "Mafia Mafia" is shown.

and finally, Brandon Harvey...

A clip of Harvey leading the town in APW Mafia is shown...

Noble: And the winner is... [bleep]

Noble cocks his head to the side in confusion.

Noble: Sorry about that...the winner is [bleep]

Noble shakes his head, as a technician comes from the back and whispers n Noble's ear.

Noble: That's...odd. Well folks, I've been told that I've been roleblocked...say, could you maybe...read it for me?

Noble motions towards the technician, who peers inward on the mic.

Technician: And the winner is...LEVEL ONE

Noble: Level One couldn't be here tonight, so I'll accept this award on his behalf

Kurt and the Technician leave the stage

Tony: Please welcome at this time, the lovely and beautiful, Katrina “Arcadia” Olivetti

Katrina "Arcadia" Olivetti walks up to the podium in a purple evening gown and her ghost flame mask. She reaches for the mic and waits for the crowd to quiet down.

Arcadia: Rivalries in Action Packed Wrestling are numerous. Every week you tune in to see who will come out victorious and who might be stirring the pot for the future. These feuds fuel our passion for the sport and make you salivate for next week’s shows. But of all the rivalries in the business this year, none have garnered the excitement, anticipation, and satisfaction that these few elite have. The nominees for Feud of the Year are:

Biggs vs. CJ Gates

Johnny Rebel vs. Kurt Noble

President Jeff vs. Nathaniel Havok

Young Mannie vs. JR Kingston


Arcadia tears open the envelope as the crowd cheers.

Arcadia: And the winner is….BIGGS AND CJ GATES!!!



CJ gets up from his seat and goes up to the stage. As C.J. gets up to accept the award, Biggs stays in his seat, shaking his head no, saying that he will not join C.J. on stage. CJ walks up to the podium and speaks

C.J. Gates: This one should really go to the fans, because every one of us nominated for it were only fighting in their honor. But to be recognized as the one that best resembles the good side of things, it's quite the honor, especially coming from everyone out there. So a big thank you to everyone who voted for me!

The two walk off the stage

Tony: Please welcome, the General Manager for Asylum, Reginald

“Never Gonna Give You Up/Smells Like Teen Spirit” blares as Asylum General Manager comes out onto the stage with the envelope in hand. He has an aw shucks kind of grin on his face, and waves to the crowd as he reaches the podium.

Reginald: Ladies and gentlemen, what a night it's been so far! I'm out here to present the award for Promo of the Year. Now everyone knows that APW is the home of the best talent in all of wrestling, but the following six nominees have shown themselves to be a cut above the rest with their work. The nominees. Biggs for “The Longest Week” Test for the Best.

The crowd boos as Biggs flashes his trademark smirk.

Reginald: Johnny Rebel for “Four is a Crowd” Overdrive.

More boos as Rebel looks gruffly into the camera, mouthing that the award is his.

Reginald: C.J. Gates for “Black Knight, White Knight, Golden Moments,” Shockwave.

The fans are behind C.J. as he tips his hat towards them.

Reginald: Jason Kash for “Prepared for Violence,” One Night in Hell.

Kash is grinning from ear to ear, showing off his missing two front teeth.

Reginald: Kurt Noble for “The Inferno,” One Night in Hell.”

Loud cheers for Kurt as he sits relaxed in his chair.

Reginald: And finally, Level-One for “'One's' Road to RassleMania,” RassleMania.

Thunderous cheers come from the crowd at the mention of Level-One.

Reginald: So without further ado...

Reginald is struggling to get the envelope open.

Reginald: Just one moment, I almost got it!

Reggie drops the envelope onto the stage! He reaches down to pick it up, and on the way back up, hits his head on the podium!

Reginald: Son of gun! Okay, the winner is JASON KASH!

Jason’s music plays as he gets up from his seat and makes his way to the podium

Jason Kash: Wow..I'm not sure what I should say. I didn't expect this at all. I expected to be seen as the weaker link in this category and yet you dumb people picked me? You actually called in and voted me for this award? Heh and they say I get too high sometimes! You people need medical attention, lay off the weed cause I'm all you need. Clearly indeed I shall proceed with the violence and verbal I've been giving and I appreciate ya'll who bobble head when I step through the curtains. Love you Momma, I made it! Light It Up!

Kash holds his award high as he walks off the stage

Tony: Coming up after the break. Match of the Year, and Megastar of the year!!!

We go to commercial.

[President Jeff]

Tony: Please welcome, the voices of Thursday Night Overdrive, Johnny Chase and Darren Harvey.

The Overdrive theme song plays as Johnny and Darren walk out to the stage and up to the podium.

Harvey: In the 4 years APW has been around, We’ve called and watched many matches. But I think everyone can agree, that 2011 had the best matches to date!

Chase: Every year, APW gets better and Bigger. And every year, bigger and bigger names come to APW, because APW is THE place to be. And because of that, APW produces great matches

Harvey: This is the award for Match of the Year. And the nominees are…

Chase: The Survive and Conquer match from Survive and Conquer

Harvey: Level One Verses Sally Talfourd from Rasslemania VII

Chase: Level One Verses Biggs from Test for the Best

Harvey: Biggs Vs CJ Gates from Shockwave

Chase: The Extreme Elimination Chamber match from One Night in Hell

Harvey: CJ Gates Vs Biggs Iron Man Match from Christmas Chaos.

Chase: And the winner is……CJ GATES VS BIGGS IRON MAN MATCH FROM CHRISTMAS CHAOS!!


Biggs hops up to his feet and runs up to the stage to beat C.J. up there, grabbing the award in the process.

Biggs: First off, I want everyone here to realize that the reason the matches between C.J. and myself were so fantastic is because I am simply OUT OF THIS WORLD! C.J., you have to admit that our matches against one another were some of the best of our respective careers, and our Iron Man Match in particular takes the cake. Now I'm going to head backstage with this award while you go on with your tired spiel about thanking these idiot fans!

Biggs leaves with the award to let C.J. speak. C.J. just shakes his head at Biggs, who nonchalantly walks off stage.

C.J. Gates: Thank you to everyone that voted. The match was definitely my toughest match of the year and it paid off in the end. Finally being able to put away Biggs and show that I belonged at the top of the mountain was definitely a rush, and I'm grateful that the fans remembered that, remembered the match that I put on for them, and gave it the recognition.

CJ steps to the side to allow Biggs to speak

Biggs:

CJ and Biggs head backstage

Tony: Please welcome, Presenting the final award of the night, the owner of Action Packed Wrestling, PRESIDENT JEFF

Raining Blood by Slayer hit’s the PA and President Jeff comes out in a tux from behind the curtain. We walks onto the stage where everyone is giving him a standing Ovation. Jeff walks up to the podium and begins to speak.

Jeff: When I first started APW 4 years ago, I’ve always dreamed that I would be this big, but I never thought it would be. I am grateful as to where APW is at the moment and I have each and everyone single person who gets inside an APW ring, and the fans to thank for it.

The crowd cheers

Jeff: Before we get to the big award of the night, lets find out what the Pay Per View of the Year is. In APW’s first year, we ran 12 Pay Per Views a year, but we got smart and cut that number to 7 and it was one of the best decisions I’ve made. Each Pay Per View has a special place in my heart. Every Pay Per View, everyone steps up their game and bring their best and it shows. The nominees for Pay Per View of the Year are

Survive and Conquer

Rasslemania VII

Mayhem

Test for the Best

Shockwave

One Night in Hell

Christmas Chaos

And the winner for best PPV of the year is……CHRISTMAS CHAOS.

I guess I’ll accept this award.



And now, the main event award. Megastar of the Year. A lot of people come through the doors of APW, but there’s always a select few who go that extra mile to make themselves noticed. The Megastar of the Year is someone who everyone respect. He’s someone that people pay to see. And he’s someone who represents APW the best that he can. Your nominees for APW Megastar of the Year are

Biggs

Jason Kash

Rico Casteel

CJ Gates

Johnny Rebel


And your APW Megastar of 2011 is………CJ GATES!!!!

CJ's music hits as he comes onto the stage with everyone cheering for him. Jeff hands CJ the award and CJ steps up to the podium to speak

C.J. Gates: This is definitely a great honor, to be seen as the top megastar with the amount of talent we have had come through APW this past year. It's almost surreal to know that a year ago, I was struggling to keep my head above water. But thanks to all of the fans cheering me on, I managed to reach new heights. This award might be as much the fans as it is mine for all the support they've given me. So thank you, to each and every one of you!

CJ celebrates winning the megastar of the year award

Tony: Thank you for joining us tonight, Thursday Night Overdrive returns live next Thursday and don’t forget to tune into the Asyum Super show This Sunday.

With that, The Year End Awards show comes to a close.