Post by Twister on Nov 17, 2008 0:42:56 GMT -4
Seems we're back in the saddle again... A bumpy month to put it mildly, but now with us right on the brink of the end we have come back to the gold era... Gearing up for a future tag team title shot, one of the most decorated stars in APW is seen training in the depths of the AT&T centre. Wait training? He does that?
Our cameras catch Twister running at a fairly good clip on a treadmill. The man must have given Twister a quizzical look as he begins speaking almost on cue.
Surprised? Yeah me too... Not nearly as surprised as I was when I saw this weeks card though. First i had to figure out what show I was on... Back on the main stage though, where I belong I might add. No surprise there surely, no, the surprise came in my opponent. Out of the shadows comes one of the most decorated stars in wrestling history. A man who has held more titles than maybe anyone... Well ok probably not more than me, but lots none the less. Most importantly a man who time and time again has given me a great run for my money. This monday, in possibly the biggest one on one match yet it will be yours truly, the real perfect storm, the natural disaster, the man who has instilled a fear in his opponents like no other against... Against a super hero... Well he used to be a super hero... Or he thought he was. Now he's out to be seen as the first Canadian president or some such... He's never been right in the head, but then again none of us are anymore. Twister versus 'President' Hurricane Jeff... Great.
Twister grabs a bottle of water off the side of the treadmill and sprays some in the general direction of his mouth.
Your not scared of a little competition are ya?
Hell no Im not scared of competition. Its about time Jeff stepped up and gave the dues to the man who made this company what it is today. No matter what you say I SAVED APW. I came in, saved Jeff's little secret from coming out, I came in, laid waste to those who dared to threaten the core of the company... Most importantly I gave Jeff someone he could count on. Now he's counting on me again, this time, to get ratings... Ratings equal the all mighty dollar in these parts, only fair you go to your star to make the most of it.
Star... Pfft your barely bright enough to be a street light.
Fuck your couch... Think just cause I hit a little hiccup that makes me less than the best. Nothin doin. See I thought about it, and I lost last month, not because the competition was better, but because I had to. I needed to allow the rest of the company believe that it was worth something. I had to put them over. Was all about ratings. Jeff told me about the great Doctor Phates return insuing... How would it look if he made some glorious return just to get thrown to the wind again. He almost killed himself the first time, maybe he'd have got the job done right this time. No we couldnt have that... Not yet. Thought I didnt care about titles? Right, I dont, dont need them... See when your the best, you just know it... The rare touch of gold just reinforces that fact.
The best... Please. Saved APW dude you can barely save yourself.
Twister squirts more water towards his mouth and continues running as he flips a middle finger in the air to the dismay of the camera man.
Every night I go out there, I put everything on the table... I know it... You know it... Jeff knows it, thats why he did this. Maybe... Maybe he wants to try to bring me down a peg... He put me in a cant win situation in the elimination chamber... Then... after the long flight back put me in the ring against Lively... K, now should I have beat Lively sure.... But I had just found out we were going to be tag partners, so maybe I let him get a soft win in... What ever... Really though Jeff... If all that couldnt knock me down what makes you think that a match against you will. No Jeff, see I remember our history. I remember fighting through howling winds... Shit I remember getting a bit damp walking through the pouring rains... But... and know this when I say it to you, I never feared the Hurricane. You were as good as they came Jeff... I remember. What bugged you the most though, was I was just as good.
Yeah then...
Worst part for you Jeff, you got older... Traded your hurrasuit in for a business suit. You know you dont belong between those ropes. What could you do though... In a desperate attempt to earn a boosted cheque you did what any boss would. Come out of your closet for one last try, give it one last gasp... Just to get blown away one more time. Im in the best shape of my life Jeff, and I even stayed sober this week so I could give you exactly what you deserved... Well as long as you ignore friday... and Saturday.
Yeah your in a shape... Round.
AGH! You never listen do you, it doesnt matter what you say... Doesnt matter what happened then, its all about now.
Exactly and what have you done for us lately champ... Oh wait.
One step closer at Overdrive where once and for all I will put an end to the myth of the Hurricane and expose him for the hand me down used to be that he really is now. Stay in the office Jeff... So what your cut out to do, because like you should have all along, come Monday you will fear Twisters Rage.
Your son would be so proud.
Twister stops running and looks up.
You son of a b...
*FRWAP* What happens when you stop running on a very mobile treadmill? Ding! Twister face plants on the track and gets sent sailing comically across the training room plastering himself face first and upside down against the wall. He stays motionless on his head for a second before slumping over in a heap. The camera man rushes over to Twister and kneels down beside him.
My Hero.
Twist... You ok?
Twister slowly lifts his head.
I get to you yet... Ugh.
Twister burries his head on the floor as EMTs rush in to check on the former champ as the scene draws to a close.
*fin*
Editors note: Please know no Treadmills were harmed in the making of this roleplay
Our cameras catch Twister running at a fairly good clip on a treadmill. The man must have given Twister a quizzical look as he begins speaking almost on cue.
Surprised? Yeah me too... Not nearly as surprised as I was when I saw this weeks card though. First i had to figure out what show I was on... Back on the main stage though, where I belong I might add. No surprise there surely, no, the surprise came in my opponent. Out of the shadows comes one of the most decorated stars in wrestling history. A man who has held more titles than maybe anyone... Well ok probably not more than me, but lots none the less. Most importantly a man who time and time again has given me a great run for my money. This monday, in possibly the biggest one on one match yet it will be yours truly, the real perfect storm, the natural disaster, the man who has instilled a fear in his opponents like no other against... Against a super hero... Well he used to be a super hero... Or he thought he was. Now he's out to be seen as the first Canadian president or some such... He's never been right in the head, but then again none of us are anymore. Twister versus 'President' Hurricane Jeff... Great.
Twister grabs a bottle of water off the side of the treadmill and sprays some in the general direction of his mouth.
Your not scared of a little competition are ya?
Hell no Im not scared of competition. Its about time Jeff stepped up and gave the dues to the man who made this company what it is today. No matter what you say I SAVED APW. I came in, saved Jeff's little secret from coming out, I came in, laid waste to those who dared to threaten the core of the company... Most importantly I gave Jeff someone he could count on. Now he's counting on me again, this time, to get ratings... Ratings equal the all mighty dollar in these parts, only fair you go to your star to make the most of it.
Star... Pfft your barely bright enough to be a street light.
Fuck your couch... Think just cause I hit a little hiccup that makes me less than the best. Nothin doin. See I thought about it, and I lost last month, not because the competition was better, but because I had to. I needed to allow the rest of the company believe that it was worth something. I had to put them over. Was all about ratings. Jeff told me about the great Doctor Phates return insuing... How would it look if he made some glorious return just to get thrown to the wind again. He almost killed himself the first time, maybe he'd have got the job done right this time. No we couldnt have that... Not yet. Thought I didnt care about titles? Right, I dont, dont need them... See when your the best, you just know it... The rare touch of gold just reinforces that fact.
The best... Please. Saved APW dude you can barely save yourself.
Twister squirts more water towards his mouth and continues running as he flips a middle finger in the air to the dismay of the camera man.
Every night I go out there, I put everything on the table... I know it... You know it... Jeff knows it, thats why he did this. Maybe... Maybe he wants to try to bring me down a peg... He put me in a cant win situation in the elimination chamber... Then... after the long flight back put me in the ring against Lively... K, now should I have beat Lively sure.... But I had just found out we were going to be tag partners, so maybe I let him get a soft win in... What ever... Really though Jeff... If all that couldnt knock me down what makes you think that a match against you will. No Jeff, see I remember our history. I remember fighting through howling winds... Shit I remember getting a bit damp walking through the pouring rains... But... and know this when I say it to you, I never feared the Hurricane. You were as good as they came Jeff... I remember. What bugged you the most though, was I was just as good.
Yeah then...
Worst part for you Jeff, you got older... Traded your hurrasuit in for a business suit. You know you dont belong between those ropes. What could you do though... In a desperate attempt to earn a boosted cheque you did what any boss would. Come out of your closet for one last try, give it one last gasp... Just to get blown away one more time. Im in the best shape of my life Jeff, and I even stayed sober this week so I could give you exactly what you deserved... Well as long as you ignore friday... and Saturday.
Yeah your in a shape... Round.
AGH! You never listen do you, it doesnt matter what you say... Doesnt matter what happened then, its all about now.
Exactly and what have you done for us lately champ... Oh wait.
One step closer at Overdrive where once and for all I will put an end to the myth of the Hurricane and expose him for the hand me down used to be that he really is now. Stay in the office Jeff... So what your cut out to do, because like you should have all along, come Monday you will fear Twisters Rage.
Your son would be so proud.
Twister stops running and looks up.
You son of a b...
*FRWAP* What happens when you stop running on a very mobile treadmill? Ding! Twister face plants on the track and gets sent sailing comically across the training room plastering himself face first and upside down against the wall. He stays motionless on his head for a second before slumping over in a heap. The camera man rushes over to Twister and kneels down beside him.
My Hero.
Twist... You ok?
Twister slowly lifts his head.
I get to you yet... Ugh.
Twister burries his head on the floor as EMTs rush in to check on the former champ as the scene draws to a close.
*fin*
Editors note: Please know no Treadmills were harmed in the making of this roleplay
