Post by Jason Royce on Dec 1, 2008 18:47:22 GMT -4
( At Ringside the crew is setting up the hardcore real, a new version of the ice lounge but a lot nicer, as set up ends, Kick Start my heart hits and out walks the former Tag team champions Hardcore Ice.)
Tony: Ladies and Gentlemen making their way down for the first ever, and I mean first ever Hardcore Real Is the former APW Tag Team Champions Jason “The Iceman” Royce and his partner The Hardcore Kid.
(The champs pose on the ropes and grab their microphones as they hear what could be someone talking.)
(Tony: I cannot believe that I had to announce them again and to bring them out to this piece of shit please I must be stupid.)
Jason: Hey Tony before you say a word make sure your microphone is off jackass, we heard it all and so did these people and you made yourself look like a total loser man, and I mean that dude, and oh get a breath mint to your breath stinks like a dogs ass.
(The Fans cheer as Jason and the Kid sits down and relaxes.)
Jason: Look at this joint the place where Overdrive is to happen here tonight but I fail to see how this place is worth our time, but anyway we have to face some newbie tag team called the All Americans, man who are these guys?
THK: Who the fuck cares the only thing I have on my mind are getting those tag titles back somehow we are going to be tag champs again and that is a promise
Jason: THK before we get off topic here lets concentrate, on the task at hand, and beating the holly fuck out of the All Americans this week and oh yea I forgot after we are down with these morons out here, I have to talk business with someone.
THK: Oh yes I forgot I must join you for that meeting man I could some shit I need to lay down to this someone lol nothing bad but before we got off topic, Let’s bring out our first guests here on the Hardcore reel, and they are the All Americans.
(Not knowing what to play as theme music, they play some fucked up version of doink the clowns theme as The All Americans hit the ring to a chorus of boos.)
Jason: Welcome TO the Ring and Welcome to the Hardcore Reel.
Americans: It’s nice to be here and thanks for having us.
THK: listen we really did not need you to be here but we were told we had no choice, so how did you hear about APW and what drew you to sign a contract???
Americans: it’s easy, all the girls we see here look easy and as being true Americans we feel that no matter how much pussy we get, or the chance at the tag titles it don’t matter to us, the only thing that matters is that we beat you tomorrow night in our debut.
Jason: Listen here spunky and spanker, you may call your self’s the All Americans but all you are to guys with really small dicks, and frankly spanky, this week you step into the ring with the 2 time tag team champs Hardcore Ice what you think about that.
Americans: What we think about that is that we are going to beat you and make you come to terms with the fact you 2 little want to be champions could not beat the best in these 50 states the All Americans, what you think about that punk.
THK: Listen up small dick, you have got to be kidding me, you think you have the fucking balls to come into Overdrive and beat Hardcore Ice, and can I ask what claim to fame do you to losers have anyway, or wait I am wrong you have no claim to fame you 2 half pints, are nothing but a sad sack pile of dog shit, looking to make a name for your self’s at the expense of Hardcore Ice, and that is not and I mean not going to happen.
(Just then a hot sexy woman arrives with glasses of rum and eggnog and puts then beside the former champs.)
Jason: You people must be stupid or ignorant to believe every little word that is coming out of these 2, I mean for what it’s worth I do have to give some credit to the All Americans I mean, they did have the balls to come out here and step into this ring, but that is as far as it goes, this week on Overdrive we are going to fucking destroy you and send a stern message to the current tag champs.
THK: That is so right we lost cause we were not on our game, but this week Americans will be different and when we destroy you and usher in a new era in the tag division, people will learn to respect us and know us as the most ruthless Tag team in APW History, so Americans before we throw you out get the fuck out of this ring or do we have to Throw you STAIGHT TO HELL!!!!!!
Jason: With that, ends another segment here in the Hardcore Reel, see you tomorrow night folks.
(With that Hardcore leave the ring side area and head back to the locker room.)
Hardcore ice locker room
4:25 pm
(Jason and the kid are inside their locker room with a camera looking on from the crack in the door as they talk to someone.)
Jason: listen up my good man by now you should now the plan and the points of which you come in right?
??: Yes I do Jason but there is little known fact here that weather or not people now what is going to hit them or not this new era will be a era of havoc and destruction here in paw.
THK: you better know the plan dude cause if this goes bad it’s your ass on the line you know that right?
Yes I know that, I hope you guys are as ready as I am for this new era.
Jason: Listen dude time for Hardcore ice to get ready for the match and shit, you are ready ok peace out go out the back way so know one sees you.
(With that the ring side guys seem concerned about has just went down.)
Johnny: Wow who could that is, talking with hardcore ice, something about a new era as in them regaining the tag belts or is it something different.
Harvey: Who knows dude, all I know is I am dyeing to find out just how that was and what was mint but a new era of havoc and destruction, we will find out tomorrow night here on Overdrive see you then folks peace.
(With that the scene fades to black, and a lingering wonder on what was happening in the hardcore ice locker room.)
Tony: Ladies and Gentlemen making their way down for the first ever, and I mean first ever Hardcore Real Is the former APW Tag Team Champions Jason “The Iceman” Royce and his partner The Hardcore Kid.
(The champs pose on the ropes and grab their microphones as they hear what could be someone talking.)
(Tony: I cannot believe that I had to announce them again and to bring them out to this piece of shit please I must be stupid.)
Jason: Hey Tony before you say a word make sure your microphone is off jackass, we heard it all and so did these people and you made yourself look like a total loser man, and I mean that dude, and oh get a breath mint to your breath stinks like a dogs ass.
(The Fans cheer as Jason and the Kid sits down and relaxes.)
Jason: Look at this joint the place where Overdrive is to happen here tonight but I fail to see how this place is worth our time, but anyway we have to face some newbie tag team called the All Americans, man who are these guys?
THK: Who the fuck cares the only thing I have on my mind are getting those tag titles back somehow we are going to be tag champs again and that is a promise
Jason: THK before we get off topic here lets concentrate, on the task at hand, and beating the holly fuck out of the All Americans this week and oh yea I forgot after we are down with these morons out here, I have to talk business with someone.
THK: Oh yes I forgot I must join you for that meeting man I could some shit I need to lay down to this someone lol nothing bad but before we got off topic, Let’s bring out our first guests here on the Hardcore reel, and they are the All Americans.
(Not knowing what to play as theme music, they play some fucked up version of doink the clowns theme as The All Americans hit the ring to a chorus of boos.)
Jason: Welcome TO the Ring and Welcome to the Hardcore Reel.
Americans: It’s nice to be here and thanks for having us.
THK: listen we really did not need you to be here but we were told we had no choice, so how did you hear about APW and what drew you to sign a contract???
Americans: it’s easy, all the girls we see here look easy and as being true Americans we feel that no matter how much pussy we get, or the chance at the tag titles it don’t matter to us, the only thing that matters is that we beat you tomorrow night in our debut.
Jason: Listen here spunky and spanker, you may call your self’s the All Americans but all you are to guys with really small dicks, and frankly spanky, this week you step into the ring with the 2 time tag team champs Hardcore Ice what you think about that.
Americans: What we think about that is that we are going to beat you and make you come to terms with the fact you 2 little want to be champions could not beat the best in these 50 states the All Americans, what you think about that punk.
THK: Listen up small dick, you have got to be kidding me, you think you have the fucking balls to come into Overdrive and beat Hardcore Ice, and can I ask what claim to fame do you to losers have anyway, or wait I am wrong you have no claim to fame you 2 half pints, are nothing but a sad sack pile of dog shit, looking to make a name for your self’s at the expense of Hardcore Ice, and that is not and I mean not going to happen.
(Just then a hot sexy woman arrives with glasses of rum and eggnog and puts then beside the former champs.)
Jason: You people must be stupid or ignorant to believe every little word that is coming out of these 2, I mean for what it’s worth I do have to give some credit to the All Americans I mean, they did have the balls to come out here and step into this ring, but that is as far as it goes, this week on Overdrive we are going to fucking destroy you and send a stern message to the current tag champs.
THK: That is so right we lost cause we were not on our game, but this week Americans will be different and when we destroy you and usher in a new era in the tag division, people will learn to respect us and know us as the most ruthless Tag team in APW History, so Americans before we throw you out get the fuck out of this ring or do we have to Throw you STAIGHT TO HELL!!!!!!
Jason: With that, ends another segment here in the Hardcore Reel, see you tomorrow night folks.
(With that Hardcore leave the ring side area and head back to the locker room.)
Hardcore ice locker room
4:25 pm
(Jason and the kid are inside their locker room with a camera looking on from the crack in the door as they talk to someone.)
Jason: listen up my good man by now you should now the plan and the points of which you come in right?
??: Yes I do Jason but there is little known fact here that weather or not people now what is going to hit them or not this new era will be a era of havoc and destruction here in paw.THK: you better know the plan dude cause if this goes bad it’s your ass on the line you know that right?
Yes I know that, I hope you guys are as ready as I am for this new era.Jason: Listen dude time for Hardcore ice to get ready for the match and shit, you are ready ok peace out go out the back way so know one sees you.
(With that the ring side guys seem concerned about has just went down.)
Johnny: Wow who could that is, talking with hardcore ice, something about a new era as in them regaining the tag belts or is it something different.
Harvey: Who knows dude, all I know is I am dyeing to find out just how that was and what was mint but a new era of havoc and destruction, we will find out tomorrow night here on Overdrive see you then folks peace.
(With that the scene fades to black, and a lingering wonder on what was happening in the hardcore ice locker room.)
