Post by "The Hottest Shit Going" on Dec 2, 2008 23:49:35 GMT -4
Another day, which of course brings about another episode of the hit smash Overdrive. When Overdrive comes to life, one is almost certain to bare witness to wrestlings self proclaimed savior, Michael Lively. One half of the tag team champions, and exciting performer. He is a shocker, and outrageous, leaving people waiting for what ever may be next.
The self dubbed JESUS walks into the arena, dressed for action. He is wearing a pair of newly airbrushed tights. On the front side of the tights is a picture of the tag team championship belt, with a small picture of himself striking the JESUS pose on the right leg, with the left leg reading "Hottest Shit Going". On the backside, located on his ass reads the words "Holy Storm" with a circle and a dash through it. Below that logo, reads The Acts of God. The man has a backpack slung over his shoulder, and the tag title buckled around on of the straps. He seems to be walking with a swagger.
The Hottest Shit Going is then greeted by his mother. She runs up to her son expecting him to stop, but that is not the case. He keeps his pace, as she then keeps up.
Lively: I see you made it.
Ms. Lively: Yeah...I still can't believe you made me take a cab while you first classes it here in a limo.
Lively: Are you one half of the tag team champions...NO...thats right I am. So it's first class for me...and High Class White Trash for you. Any other question for the JESUS.
Ms. Lively: Yeah...I hear some rumors flying around....and....
Lively: Listen...enough rumors...enough bullshit. I get my matches booked....I show up, whoop some ass, piss of some fans, strike my pose, and collect a check...it's that simple. I'm not in high school....I don't give a shit about rumors.
Ms. Lively: Well, I just figured I'd let you know...Arcadia is back....and she's a little pissed about you claiming you let her win. She said you know that she beat you, was better then you.
Lively then stops in his tracks. He then turns to his mom adjusting the backpack on his shoulder.
Lively: You know....I'm trying to forget about that whole thing. I mean I was crucified, beaten, and lost a title I thought I would never loose. You see...she got inside my head which doesn't happen much, she then made a fucking impact full statement by hanging on a cross, then no matter how hard I tried, what I hit her with...on that night she was better. I have moved on...and she should as well...I know and she knows what happened that night...
Just then a cameraman runs out from around the corner, followed by Cindy Shannon. Lively's face turn beet red.
Lively: Uhh....how long have you been there.
Cindy: Well...we heard that nice speech you just gave your mother...
Just then Lively turns to his mom. He drops his back pack to the ground. His mother looks at her son, grits her teeth knowing whats coming. She then closes her eyes, waiting for it.
***CRACK***
Ms. Lively then opens her eyes, witnessing the unconscious body of Cindy Shannon hit the floor. The camera looks down at her, then pans back up at Michael Lively. He then kneels down picks up the mic. He hands it over to his mother.
Lively: Know your running this interview....(turns toward the cameraman) and you will be deleting that tid bit about my Overdrive title loss.
The camera then nods in approval, but you at home know better.
Lively: Now....lets see the first issue the JESUS must address. Arcadia has seemed to have returned....she has bigger issues to worry about like getting back the Overdrive title which I have the longest reign, and she holds the shortest...next up for discussion. The name Holy Storm is now under protest...I have officially dubbed the team Acts of God....now Twister may take issue with this, but none the less....he can call it what he wants...I will call it what I want....either way you slice it...we are the tag team champions. Finally the tag team division has a team with credibilty...a true team, with true talent. Not just half of a team holding the talent stick. So I'm sure the APW's insurance doesn't cover Acts of God...so be prepared, board the windows, say your prayers, hide in the basement...cause we have come. The four horsemen of wrestling have already come....and everyone knows they usher in the return of the JESUS....I'm here...and I have a partner as well.
Lively then picks up the tag title, placing it over his shoulder. He then kicks Cindy Shannon who has begun to stir abit.
Lively: You see this....it's mine....the last time I held on of these pretty belts...it took some time fro someone to strip me of it....and to do that. It took a large cross, gutter hook nails, barb wire, and possibly a ton of steroids....
Ms. Lively: STEROIDS???
Lively: Yeah....I probably shouldn't be saying this...but...the backstage iggy was Katrina breached the wellness policy here in APW...which led to her loosing the title so fast, and then the abrupt dissapearance...
Ms. Lively: I haven't heard that....I heard she had troubles with her mask.
Lively: BULLSHIT....the mask thing was a work...now the JESUS speaks the truth whether you heard it or not....she's a juicer...at least when she defeated me she was juiced. Now back to the point of this brief discussion. To dethrone me....the APW threw everything it had...and it took a damn near everything to do it. Now being a champion once more, and the current state of the tag team division I don't see me and the Twister loosing these bad boys anytime soon.
Ms. Lively: What about the Americans....
Lively: What about the fans of America...they have a new president coming....APW to watch....the JESUS to thrill them....what else do they need....unhappy fucks.
Ms. Lively: No...the I mean All Americans tag team...
Lively: I haven't heard of them...
Ms. Lively: They signed with APW.
Lively: Listen...people sign contracts all day...this place is always looking for the next big thing..you know how many people get to development from those contracts...far and few between..but...if there is a team signed, and wishes to test their strengths inside the ring against the ACTS OF GOD!!!!
"WHAT"
Lively then turns around seeing Twister standing there with his title belt strapped around his waist.
Twister:What are the Acts of God?
Lively: What is the Holy Storm?
Twister: The name of our tag team...
Lively: Exactly...
Twister: What...
Lively: Potato...potah-to, you have your name, and I have mine. You matter what you call it.,..we aren't loosing these belts anytime soon.
Twister: Theres something we agree on. So whats up with Cindy Shannon out cold on the floor.
Lively: I kicked that bitch...
Twister: For airing you admitting you got beat by a girl...
Lively: For record...wait...how did you know...and why did you just say airing....
Twister: It went out, fuck dude the camera's live...
Lively looks down at the ground. The fury boiling over from his comments being aired for all to see and hear.
***CRACK***
Lively then grabs the mic, hands it over to Twister after I'm sure by this time you all know his mother finally got her daily does of JESUS with the kick to the mush.
Lively: You good at working the stick...
Twister: Yep...I'm super skilled in working the stick...
Lively: I knew it...figured thats how you roll...
Twister: Whats that mean...
Lively: Nothing....we're live...so hold that stick tight in your stick grabbing hand...
Lively begins snickering as does the cameraman.
Lively: Alright....I'm not sure whats next...who thinks they have what it takes...but either way...us two...the rugged, super talented, unbeatable franchise player Michael Lively, and the pickle puffing, power bottom Twister.
Twister then shoves Lively. The JESUS returns the shove, and the two get nose to nose. Then Twister points at the camera...the two get themselves together.
Twister: Hey theres Arcadia...
Lively then jumps turning around in defense. Twister laughs as no one was there. The JESUS turns back.
Lively: Listen...if that broad wishes to tangle with the JESUS again....I will make history...the last time will look like a picnic, the fins will double...I will be the first man in wrestling history to apply an Angry Dragon, and a Hot Carl during a wrestling match....
Twister looks at the JESUS a little weird, and Lively continues.
Lively: I will humiliate her worse then any other female has been treated...I will make a statement like never before.
Twister: Like the one you made when she took your belt.
Lively: FUCK OFF....listen (looking toward the camera), tonight the ACTS OF GOD...
Twister: HOLY STORM!
Lively: WE..are going at it against the All Americans...a team that frankly I know nothing about...
Twister: Now thats not true...you know they look like a couple of fruit cake Playgirl model's.
Lively: And they oil each others bodies down prior to playing Broke Back Solider Boy.
Twister: How do you know...Ewh...you helped them with the oil.
Lively: No remeber...you told me when you were looking for a way to condition your wrist strength you went to see if helping them would give you the workout you were looking for...now we are getting off topic. Listen up...Fabio, and Frenchy are walking toward the forcefully hand of God.
Twister: (tapping Lively on the shoulder) Uhh...their names are actually Kase, and Aric.
Lively: What ever...Kathy and Ariel have a one way ticket to meet up with the fury in the wind, by the way is a pretty gay catch phrase...
Twister: Fuck you...your the one scarred of broads...far as I'm concerned your screaming Gay.
Lively: Sweet, we arguing about who's gay...mostly because we are facing two former gay porn actors who warm up for matches by doing naked push ups on each other. The simple fact is...If one of you fruits comes toward the JESUS the wrong way...I'm breaking my foot off in your ass.
Twister: Which you fags probably would enjoy.
Lively: Fuck...your right...man...if a Dick comes out..I'm so kicking it...downward too...
Lively then turns away from the camera attempting to dry heave. He gains control as Twister keeps trying to skeeve him out.
Lively: The Gay Americans are coming to the sad reality...that me and slap dick over here are the tag team champs...outside the ring we may not appear to be on the same page...but come time for the bell...we do what is needed to walk out with these (pointing at the tag title) So since it seems your the only competition here in APW, and I use that word loosely cause surely your hardly a challenge...it's as if you barely exist...none the less...the Acts of God will shake your foundation, attack your senses, and reek havoc on you.....(Looking a Twister making a weird face)...WHAT!
Twister: Dude...thats surely the gayest thing you've ever said.
Lively: (Grabbing the mic from Twister and moving so he's not on camera) Look deep into these eyes...they are the eyes of greatness...I'm going to break it to you...I'm the fucking savior of wrestling...but you can call me JESUS...so pray up....cause the rumor is God hates Fags...and his son surely does aswell...so come on down....and let the Acts of God piss all over your dreams while taking a shit on your careers before they even launch.
Lively then kicks toward Twister with his superkick. Twister steps asside, then levels his partner with short clothesline. Twister shakes his head chuckling at Lively as he walks away.
The self dubbed JESUS walks into the arena, dressed for action. He is wearing a pair of newly airbrushed tights. On the front side of the tights is a picture of the tag team championship belt, with a small picture of himself striking the JESUS pose on the right leg, with the left leg reading "Hottest Shit Going". On the backside, located on his ass reads the words "Holy Storm" with a circle and a dash through it. Below that logo, reads The Acts of God. The man has a backpack slung over his shoulder, and the tag title buckled around on of the straps. He seems to be walking with a swagger.
The Hottest Shit Going is then greeted by his mother. She runs up to her son expecting him to stop, but that is not the case. He keeps his pace, as she then keeps up.
Lively: I see you made it.
Ms. Lively: Yeah...I still can't believe you made me take a cab while you first classes it here in a limo.
Lively: Are you one half of the tag team champions...NO...thats right I am. So it's first class for me...and High Class White Trash for you. Any other question for the JESUS.
Ms. Lively: Yeah...I hear some rumors flying around....and....
Lively: Listen...enough rumors...enough bullshit. I get my matches booked....I show up, whoop some ass, piss of some fans, strike my pose, and collect a check...it's that simple. I'm not in high school....I don't give a shit about rumors.
Ms. Lively: Well, I just figured I'd let you know...Arcadia is back....and she's a little pissed about you claiming you let her win. She said you know that she beat you, was better then you.
Lively then stops in his tracks. He then turns to his mom adjusting the backpack on his shoulder.
Lively: You know....I'm trying to forget about that whole thing. I mean I was crucified, beaten, and lost a title I thought I would never loose. You see...she got inside my head which doesn't happen much, she then made a fucking impact full statement by hanging on a cross, then no matter how hard I tried, what I hit her with...on that night she was better. I have moved on...and she should as well...I know and she knows what happened that night...
Just then a cameraman runs out from around the corner, followed by Cindy Shannon. Lively's face turn beet red.
Lively: Uhh....how long have you been there.
Cindy: Well...we heard that nice speech you just gave your mother...
Just then Lively turns to his mom. He drops his back pack to the ground. His mother looks at her son, grits her teeth knowing whats coming. She then closes her eyes, waiting for it.
***CRACK***
Ms. Lively then opens her eyes, witnessing the unconscious body of Cindy Shannon hit the floor. The camera looks down at her, then pans back up at Michael Lively. He then kneels down picks up the mic. He hands it over to his mother.
Lively: Know your running this interview....(turns toward the cameraman) and you will be deleting that tid bit about my Overdrive title loss.
The camera then nods in approval, but you at home know better.
Lively: Now....lets see the first issue the JESUS must address. Arcadia has seemed to have returned....she has bigger issues to worry about like getting back the Overdrive title which I have the longest reign, and she holds the shortest...next up for discussion. The name Holy Storm is now under protest...I have officially dubbed the team Acts of God....now Twister may take issue with this, but none the less....he can call it what he wants...I will call it what I want....either way you slice it...we are the tag team champions. Finally the tag team division has a team with credibilty...a true team, with true talent. Not just half of a team holding the talent stick. So I'm sure the APW's insurance doesn't cover Acts of God...so be prepared, board the windows, say your prayers, hide in the basement...cause we have come. The four horsemen of wrestling have already come....and everyone knows they usher in the return of the JESUS....I'm here...and I have a partner as well.
Lively then picks up the tag title, placing it over his shoulder. He then kicks Cindy Shannon who has begun to stir abit.
Lively: You see this....it's mine....the last time I held on of these pretty belts...it took some time fro someone to strip me of it....and to do that. It took a large cross, gutter hook nails, barb wire, and possibly a ton of steroids....
Ms. Lively: STEROIDS???
Lively: Yeah....I probably shouldn't be saying this...but...the backstage iggy was Katrina breached the wellness policy here in APW...which led to her loosing the title so fast, and then the abrupt dissapearance...
Ms. Lively: I haven't heard that....I heard she had troubles with her mask.
Lively: BULLSHIT....the mask thing was a work...now the JESUS speaks the truth whether you heard it or not....she's a juicer...at least when she defeated me she was juiced. Now back to the point of this brief discussion. To dethrone me....the APW threw everything it had...and it took a damn near everything to do it. Now being a champion once more, and the current state of the tag team division I don't see me and the Twister loosing these bad boys anytime soon.
Ms. Lively: What about the Americans....
Lively: What about the fans of America...they have a new president coming....APW to watch....the JESUS to thrill them....what else do they need....unhappy fucks.
Ms. Lively: No...the I mean All Americans tag team...
Lively: I haven't heard of them...
Ms. Lively: They signed with APW.
Lively: Listen...people sign contracts all day...this place is always looking for the next big thing..you know how many people get to development from those contracts...far and few between..but...if there is a team signed, and wishes to test their strengths inside the ring against the ACTS OF GOD!!!!
"WHAT"
Lively then turns around seeing Twister standing there with his title belt strapped around his waist.
Twister:What are the Acts of God?
Lively: What is the Holy Storm?
Twister: The name of our tag team...
Lively: Exactly...
Twister: What...
Lively: Potato...potah-to, you have your name, and I have mine. You matter what you call it.,..we aren't loosing these belts anytime soon.
Twister: Theres something we agree on. So whats up with Cindy Shannon out cold on the floor.
Lively: I kicked that bitch...
Twister: For airing you admitting you got beat by a girl...
Lively: For record...wait...how did you know...and why did you just say airing....
Twister: It went out, fuck dude the camera's live...
Lively looks down at the ground. The fury boiling over from his comments being aired for all to see and hear.
***CRACK***
Lively then grabs the mic, hands it over to Twister after I'm sure by this time you all know his mother finally got her daily does of JESUS with the kick to the mush.
Lively: You good at working the stick...
Twister: Yep...I'm super skilled in working the stick...
Lively: I knew it...figured thats how you roll...
Twister: Whats that mean...
Lively: Nothing....we're live...so hold that stick tight in your stick grabbing hand...
Lively begins snickering as does the cameraman.
Lively: Alright....I'm not sure whats next...who thinks they have what it takes...but either way...us two...the rugged, super talented, unbeatable franchise player Michael Lively, and the pickle puffing, power bottom Twister.
Twister then shoves Lively. The JESUS returns the shove, and the two get nose to nose. Then Twister points at the camera...the two get themselves together.
Twister: Hey theres Arcadia...
Lively then jumps turning around in defense. Twister laughs as no one was there. The JESUS turns back.
Lively: Listen...if that broad wishes to tangle with the JESUS again....I will make history...the last time will look like a picnic, the fins will double...I will be the first man in wrestling history to apply an Angry Dragon, and a Hot Carl during a wrestling match....
Twister looks at the JESUS a little weird, and Lively continues.
Lively: I will humiliate her worse then any other female has been treated...I will make a statement like never before.
Twister: Like the one you made when she took your belt.
Lively: FUCK OFF....listen (looking toward the camera), tonight the ACTS OF GOD...
Twister: HOLY STORM!
Lively: WE..are going at it against the All Americans...a team that frankly I know nothing about...
Twister: Now thats not true...you know they look like a couple of fruit cake Playgirl model's.
Lively: And they oil each others bodies down prior to playing Broke Back Solider Boy.
Twister: How do you know...Ewh...you helped them with the oil.
Lively: No remeber...you told me when you were looking for a way to condition your wrist strength you went to see if helping them would give you the workout you were looking for...now we are getting off topic. Listen up...Fabio, and Frenchy are walking toward the forcefully hand of God.
Twister: (tapping Lively on the shoulder) Uhh...their names are actually Kase, and Aric.
Lively: What ever...Kathy and Ariel have a one way ticket to meet up with the fury in the wind, by the way is a pretty gay catch phrase...
Twister: Fuck you...your the one scarred of broads...far as I'm concerned your screaming Gay.
Lively: Sweet, we arguing about who's gay...mostly because we are facing two former gay porn actors who warm up for matches by doing naked push ups on each other. The simple fact is...If one of you fruits comes toward the JESUS the wrong way...I'm breaking my foot off in your ass.
Twister: Which you fags probably would enjoy.
Lively: Fuck...your right...man...if a Dick comes out..I'm so kicking it...downward too...
Lively then turns away from the camera attempting to dry heave. He gains control as Twister keeps trying to skeeve him out.
Lively: The Gay Americans are coming to the sad reality...that me and slap dick over here are the tag team champs...outside the ring we may not appear to be on the same page...but come time for the bell...we do what is needed to walk out with these (pointing at the tag title) So since it seems your the only competition here in APW, and I use that word loosely cause surely your hardly a challenge...it's as if you barely exist...none the less...the Acts of God will shake your foundation, attack your senses, and reek havoc on you.....(Looking a Twister making a weird face)...WHAT!
Twister: Dude...thats surely the gayest thing you've ever said.
Lively: (Grabbing the mic from Twister and moving so he's not on camera) Look deep into these eyes...they are the eyes of greatness...I'm going to break it to you...I'm the fucking savior of wrestling...but you can call me JESUS...so pray up....cause the rumor is God hates Fags...and his son surely does aswell...so come on down....and let the Acts of God piss all over your dreams while taking a shit on your careers before they even launch.
Lively then kicks toward Twister with his superkick. Twister steps asside, then levels his partner with short clothesline. Twister shakes his head chuckling at Lively as he walks away.
