Post by Twister on Dec 15, 2008 0:53:16 GMT -4
Caught on a private camera in a dimly lit hotel room in the heart of Pittsburgh... A females voice can be heard moaning. The camera zooms in and sees a figure bobbing up and down and a body underneath moving with the figure. The woman continues to moan as the guy lets out a sigh...
You know you'd think with as much experience as you have you would be better at this.
Oh is that so?
The woman grinds back and forth as she begins bobbing faster. The camera zooms in as the woman lets out a loud moan and a squirting noise can be heard as she continues.
Well your certainly enjoying yourself, god feels like Im skinny dipping in the fuckin Nile.
MmmHmm.
Meanwhile from behind the camera a voice is heard.
The hell are you doing?
Huh?
The camera jerks and falls to the ground... APW cameras pan in and show Michael Lively standing over a young man no older than twenty in the hallway of a hotel, noticably trembling.
I... I'm.... Just...
Isnt that Twister's room?
C..C..Could be... I...I just hear...
Is that fuck masturbating again, god no wonder he's always so tired.
N...No I dont think he was alone...
What the... What do you mean.
There was a distinct womans voice. I coulda showed you but I dropped my pen cam through the key hole...
Your a sick little fuck. Ima get Twist, we'll get to the bottom of this.
Lively bangs impatiently on the door.
Little busy... Come back later.
Lively bangs on the door again.
Seriously fuck, go away!
Wow, he may legitimately have someone in there... Oh well.
Lively again bangs on the door.
Oh for... Ok, get off me.
Aww.
Wait a minute.
The door swings open and shows Twister standing, a pair of loose fitting jersey shorts all that adorn one half of the tag champs.
What the hell do you... Oh its you... Who's that?
Thats not important, who the hell is in there with you?
It is important, who the fuck is that.
The two bicker as Lively's mom walks into the picture a silken robe covering her well proportioned body. Lively's face drops like a kid who just got his lollipop stolen.
He was tap... Hold on... What the hell.
Lively pauses for a moment and composes himself then shakes his head.
Slut.
*CRACK*
Lively steps back in distain then stretches out and lays his mother out with a super kick. The whore of APW collapses to the floor as the kid scrambles between the champs and grabs his little pen off the ground and scurries out of sight. Twister looks down at Livelys mom and shrugs.
Ah no biggy, she sucks anyway.
Seriously?
Yeah seriously, you'd figure a whore would know how to fuck, but no... Ah well, least I aint gotta clean the linens.
Dude thats my mom.
Yes, and she's a whore, and she sucks in bed.
Lively shakes his head and hides his head in his hand. Twister grabs a shirt from near the doorway and slides it over his muscular frame as the pair walk into the hall, the door sliding shut locking Ms. Lively in the hotel room unconcious.
So who the hell was that kid anyway?
Hmm... Oh him... No one important, he was just video recording you.
Twister stops in his tracks and stares at Lively.
What?
Your fucking me.
No, my mom was... Whats the deal? Not like she or you have never been on film before.
Not like that.
No Im sure she has.
Twister this time buries his face in his palms.
AH well... Wont be the worst thing on the internet.
Yeah I believe that honor goes to Carl and Jason's power bottom session.
What?
I dunno, they were by some fire place doing their erm...
And you know this how?
I... Uh... er... Hey isnt that that kid?
Where?
Ah musta been mistaken. Hey you gotta cut a promo right, We got a camera if you wanna.
Yeah right... Guess I do.
Twister looks towards the camera and laughs...
You fucks are everywhere aint ya?
The camera bobs up and down in agreement as Twister looks towards Lively.
Ok go.
What?
I've elected you to perform this interview... Hey I did it for you once.
Fuck... well alright. Welcome to Sunday night with JESUS, I am your saviour and with me is one half of the Acts of God, your current tag team champions, Twister who this week will go one on one with Level One.
Thats a lot of ones.
It is...
By the way I think the marquee still goes with Holy Storm.
But Acts of God is way cooler.
Whatever.
Anyways, One?
One what?
No Level One. You know, your opponenet.
Ah yes...
Of late Twister, your one on one matches, well your singles matches in general, have lacked a little bit it seems... Now you've been ingulfed in tag action for the better part of a month, how do you plan to refocus for your main event caliber match one on one with the man some say is the best in the business today?
Where do you get this stuff?
Would you answer the questions?
Alright, so this week on Overdrive the powers that be have chosen to book a huge main event with the Natural Disaster against the dangerous Level One. A dangerous man to be sure, a tremendous talent. A man whos held probably every major title or trophy in the business. A man who will never shy away from telling you how great he is... dont believe me just ask him. I'll be fair though he is decorated, he's won many a title... His resume is tremendous, but lets call a spade a spade here my resume is long too. So sure we've both been around the block, we've both won our share of titles, but this isn't the block, this is APW where people will consistently judge you by what you've done lately.
Well Twist, he is undefeated since coming to APW beating people such as Trevor Blackwell, and current Overdrive champion Link.
It burns you to call someone else Overdrive champion doesnt it?
A bit.
Yeah... Well... He has been undefeated your right. He's a hell of a competitor... A man who literally gets mad at himself if he loses, or even comes close to losing. He will do what it takes to be the one standing tall at the end of it all no matter who stands in his path.
Now you get to stand in that way.
And that is what is going to finally scream to "One" that he isn't in EWC anymore. This isn't his play ground. This isnt the company that he has dominated for years on end. This is the big league where only the true elite come to play. You want to compare numbers for me Mike?
Go ahead.
Yeah, Lets see.... Twister, World Champion... Extreme Champion... Tag champion. The man who ended the undefeated streaks of Kenny Lambardo... The man who dethroned the undethronable in Doctor fuck...
You mean Phuck?
Thats what I said.
No I mean... Ah forget it.
I am the streak killer. I am the wall by which thou shall not pass unscathed.
I beat you.
Yeah sure but you already lost your share gotta let you get your confidence back.
Fine, so you've done so much, but its all former accomplishments.
Look at it like this, the Extreme title, I never lost... And I never would have. The world title it took five other men all focusing their attentions on me to finally wear me down enough to dethrone me. The tag belts, well we both know those arent going anywhere for a good long time.
Sounds like your pretty cocky, I guess I've taught you well.
Dont confuse yourself son. Level, I've got nothing but respect for your abilities in that ring.
Re... Spect... Guess I havent taught you well enough.
Could we?
Sorry.
One... Monday night its two of the very best squaring off... One on one. Theres no titles, there's no marquee for the winner... Just pride, and the knowledge that the man who does come out on top beat one of the best as well. Monday night, I know your bringing your all. Your still out to send a message to everyone. Your still dwelling one youe EWC career, and your urge to leave that never ending legacy... Just know One... Im bringing just as much in... Best be focused on what will be waiting for you in that ring on Monday and not beyond man, otherwise you may not make it to Stranglemania... You'll just another spec in the wind.
What no fear Twister's rage?
Heh... I dont fear him, I dont need him to fear me... But respect? Wether I have it now or not, after Monday I will, by him, you, and anyone else who wants to get in my way. If you got a problem with that I just got three words for ya. Deal with it!
For the Acts of God, this is Sunday night with JESUS signing off.
Lively makes a cut motion with his hand and addresses Twister.
Nice.
Yeah whatever. So I'll ask again how did you find out about this video with cage and royce?
Hey isn't that that kid that taped you?
Lively points down a longish hallway.
Where?
He just spun around that corner lets get him.
Lively fake steps forward and Twister goes sprinting down the hall.
Hey get back here you little shit!
Lively cuts back and then begins running the other way undetected by Twister as the camera pans to a close.
You know you'd think with as much experience as you have you would be better at this.
Oh is that so?
The woman grinds back and forth as she begins bobbing faster. The camera zooms in as the woman lets out a loud moan and a squirting noise can be heard as she continues.
Well your certainly enjoying yourself, god feels like Im skinny dipping in the fuckin Nile.
MmmHmm.
Meanwhile from behind the camera a voice is heard.
The hell are you doing?
Huh?
The camera jerks and falls to the ground... APW cameras pan in and show Michael Lively standing over a young man no older than twenty in the hallway of a hotel, noticably trembling.
I... I'm.... Just...
Isnt that Twister's room?
C..C..Could be... I...I just hear...
Is that fuck masturbating again, god no wonder he's always so tired.
N...No I dont think he was alone...
What the... What do you mean.
There was a distinct womans voice. I coulda showed you but I dropped my pen cam through the key hole...
Your a sick little fuck. Ima get Twist, we'll get to the bottom of this.
Lively bangs impatiently on the door.
Little busy... Come back later.
Lively bangs on the door again.
Seriously fuck, go away!
Wow, he may legitimately have someone in there... Oh well.
Lively again bangs on the door.
Oh for... Ok, get off me.
Aww.
Wait a minute.
The door swings open and shows Twister standing, a pair of loose fitting jersey shorts all that adorn one half of the tag champs.
What the hell do you... Oh its you... Who's that?
Thats not important, who the hell is in there with you?
It is important, who the fuck is that.
The two bicker as Lively's mom walks into the picture a silken robe covering her well proportioned body. Lively's face drops like a kid who just got his lollipop stolen.
He was tap... Hold on... What the hell.
Lively pauses for a moment and composes himself then shakes his head.
Slut.
*CRACK*
Lively steps back in distain then stretches out and lays his mother out with a super kick. The whore of APW collapses to the floor as the kid scrambles between the champs and grabs his little pen off the ground and scurries out of sight. Twister looks down at Livelys mom and shrugs.
Ah no biggy, she sucks anyway.
Seriously?
Yeah seriously, you'd figure a whore would know how to fuck, but no... Ah well, least I aint gotta clean the linens.
Dude thats my mom.
Yes, and she's a whore, and she sucks in bed.
Lively shakes his head and hides his head in his hand. Twister grabs a shirt from near the doorway and slides it over his muscular frame as the pair walk into the hall, the door sliding shut locking Ms. Lively in the hotel room unconcious.
So who the hell was that kid anyway?
Hmm... Oh him... No one important, he was just video recording you.
Twister stops in his tracks and stares at Lively.
What?
Your fucking me.
No, my mom was... Whats the deal? Not like she or you have never been on film before.
Not like that.
No Im sure she has.
Twister this time buries his face in his palms.
AH well... Wont be the worst thing on the internet.
Yeah I believe that honor goes to Carl and Jason's power bottom session.
What?
I dunno, they were by some fire place doing their erm...
And you know this how?
I... Uh... er... Hey isnt that that kid?
Where?
Ah musta been mistaken. Hey you gotta cut a promo right, We got a camera if you wanna.
Yeah right... Guess I do.
Twister looks towards the camera and laughs...
You fucks are everywhere aint ya?
The camera bobs up and down in agreement as Twister looks towards Lively.
Ok go.
What?
I've elected you to perform this interview... Hey I did it for you once.
Fuck... well alright. Welcome to Sunday night with JESUS, I am your saviour and with me is one half of the Acts of God, your current tag team champions, Twister who this week will go one on one with Level One.
Thats a lot of ones.
It is...
By the way I think the marquee still goes with Holy Storm.
But Acts of God is way cooler.
Whatever.
Anyways, One?
One what?
No Level One. You know, your opponenet.
Ah yes...
Of late Twister, your one on one matches, well your singles matches in general, have lacked a little bit it seems... Now you've been ingulfed in tag action for the better part of a month, how do you plan to refocus for your main event caliber match one on one with the man some say is the best in the business today?
Where do you get this stuff?
Would you answer the questions?
Alright, so this week on Overdrive the powers that be have chosen to book a huge main event with the Natural Disaster against the dangerous Level One. A dangerous man to be sure, a tremendous talent. A man whos held probably every major title or trophy in the business. A man who will never shy away from telling you how great he is... dont believe me just ask him. I'll be fair though he is decorated, he's won many a title... His resume is tremendous, but lets call a spade a spade here my resume is long too. So sure we've both been around the block, we've both won our share of titles, but this isn't the block, this is APW where people will consistently judge you by what you've done lately.
Well Twist, he is undefeated since coming to APW beating people such as Trevor Blackwell, and current Overdrive champion Link.
It burns you to call someone else Overdrive champion doesnt it?
A bit.
Yeah... Well... He has been undefeated your right. He's a hell of a competitor... A man who literally gets mad at himself if he loses, or even comes close to losing. He will do what it takes to be the one standing tall at the end of it all no matter who stands in his path.
Now you get to stand in that way.
And that is what is going to finally scream to "One" that he isn't in EWC anymore. This isn't his play ground. This isnt the company that he has dominated for years on end. This is the big league where only the true elite come to play. You want to compare numbers for me Mike?
Go ahead.
Yeah, Lets see.... Twister, World Champion... Extreme Champion... Tag champion. The man who ended the undefeated streaks of Kenny Lambardo... The man who dethroned the undethronable in Doctor fuck...
You mean Phuck?
Thats what I said.
No I mean... Ah forget it.
I am the streak killer. I am the wall by which thou shall not pass unscathed.
I beat you.
Yeah sure but you already lost your share gotta let you get your confidence back.
Fine, so you've done so much, but its all former accomplishments.
Look at it like this, the Extreme title, I never lost... And I never would have. The world title it took five other men all focusing their attentions on me to finally wear me down enough to dethrone me. The tag belts, well we both know those arent going anywhere for a good long time.
Sounds like your pretty cocky, I guess I've taught you well.
Dont confuse yourself son. Level, I've got nothing but respect for your abilities in that ring.
Re... Spect... Guess I havent taught you well enough.
Could we?
Sorry.
One... Monday night its two of the very best squaring off... One on one. Theres no titles, there's no marquee for the winner... Just pride, and the knowledge that the man who does come out on top beat one of the best as well. Monday night, I know your bringing your all. Your still out to send a message to everyone. Your still dwelling one youe EWC career, and your urge to leave that never ending legacy... Just know One... Im bringing just as much in... Best be focused on what will be waiting for you in that ring on Monday and not beyond man, otherwise you may not make it to Stranglemania... You'll just another spec in the wind.
What no fear Twister's rage?
Heh... I dont fear him, I dont need him to fear me... But respect? Wether I have it now or not, after Monday I will, by him, you, and anyone else who wants to get in my way. If you got a problem with that I just got three words for ya. Deal with it!
For the Acts of God, this is Sunday night with JESUS signing off.
Lively makes a cut motion with his hand and addresses Twister.
Nice.
Yeah whatever. So I'll ask again how did you find out about this video with cage and royce?
Hey isn't that that kid that taped you?
Lively points down a longish hallway.
Where?
He just spun around that corner lets get him.
Lively fake steps forward and Twister goes sprinting down the hall.
Hey get back here you little shit!
Lively cuts back and then begins running the other way undetected by Twister as the camera pans to a close.
