Post by Link on Dec 15, 2008 21:23:06 GMT -4
We open to a hotel room somewhere near the stadium where APW superstars are set to perform for Overdrive. On one of the twin beds in this room lies Link, Overdrive Champion and all around badass. He is passed out with a bottle found not far from his hands. He begins to stir and shivers as he begins to wake up. He lifts his head and lets out a sigh as the hangover begins to pound him. His head feels like it’s being crushed by two large metal plates. He looks around the room up with his eyes squint. He looks over at his TV and the dvd menu for “Snatch” is still up. He mumbles to himself and then moves his feet over to the floor sitting up straight. He looks at his watch…
Link: FUCK! Are you serious? Oh man. What have I done? What am I going to do? I am out of time? How could I be so foolish?! How could I be such a bad time manager! This fucking movie was due back yesterday.
Link chuckles to himself and picks up the bottle from the floor. He takes another sip to take the pain away.
Link: Hmm that was delicious. I think I’m going to drink some more. But I notice the camera is on. Weird, as I’ve been sleeping and no one else is in here, but I suppose it is time for a little promo. You see I’ve spent most of my weak torturing a woman because she seeks to kill me. Unlike other superstars or “wrestlers” I don’t have anything against women, I mean, my moms one. I had something against Tabitha because she was dumb and a slut, but overall I don’t have anything against the female gender. Has anyone seen my overdraft title? Or wait, Overdrawn title? Overrated? Overdrive title, that’s it. Cause I haven’t and guess what, I don’t give a shit. I suppose that’s what makes this weeks match so interesting. Kristina aka Arcadia was robbed of her OD title. In fact Arcadia wasn’t really “there” many people say. Perhaps her mind was busy thinking about Trevor or maybe the Church of Kaos. It seems that’s her claim to fame. She so eloquently listed for me all the wonderful people in that church. Guess what, Ive never met 99% of them so that means jack shit to me. Shall I name all the people I have conquered and enlightened? Would that mean anything to you Arcadia? No probably not, so I will save you the time.
Link: Arcadia what do you care about? Obviously you care about this title. You obviously care about Trevor Blackwell and you care about that dirty slut Tabitha. But I ask why so serious?
Link yawns
Link: I mean the whole situation “brewing” between you two has to be the most boring estrogen filled feud I have ever had to be forced to witness. You two are glorified Jerry Springer guests, you are Maury rejects, you are mundane and predictable. You have no reason to bicker. I blame it mostly on Tabitha being a dumb cunt, but I blame it also on your lack of tact and your lack of intelligence. I was wrong about you. You aren’t like me, and you can’t see things my way. There’s certain social protocols you follow when hanging around someone elses boyfriend but honestly I don’t want to get into this or even in the middle of it. Your feud and your troubles are nothing more than a re-run of 90210.
Link: Another critical mistake is that you think I give two shits about this title. I’m not using this to boost my career. Haha, my career is nearly over. I’m not in APW for my career. If I was, you’d be dead. I was put in that title match randomly to begin with and to be honest, I was hoping against hope I’d at least have some fun in it, but like countless others I destroyed you. Now, I do have plans for the Overdrive Title so don’t think you will be taking it away or don’t think I will just be giving it to you. No no, quite the opposite.
Link: If for some reason you manage to beat my drunk ass for the title, so be it. You can talk about that for the next month over and over and over again, just like ALL you talked about and still talk about is that you FINALLY beat Lively. Do you know what? You didn’t beat Lively. Newsflash bitch, Lively Jobbed. That’s right. Just like the real Jesus, Lively had to make a sacrifice for his true destiny and calling. You are merely the Jew that crucified him, but do you think you can really kill something that’s bigger than you? Hell no, you aren’t worth Lively’s time, and you certainly aren’t worth any of my time. Actions speak louder than words, but neither your actions nor your words will save you Arcadia. I am simply better than you. I’m smarter than you, and I’m…
Fades to black.
We open to a hotel room somewhere near the stadium where APW superstars are set to perform for Overdrive. On one of the twin beds in this room lies Link, Overdrive Champion and all around badass. He is passed out with a bottle found not far from his hands. He begins to stir and shivers as he begins to wake up. He lifts his head and lets out a sigh as the hangover begins to pound him. His head feels like it’s being crushed by two large metal plates. He looks around the room up with his eyes squint. He looks over at his TV and the dvd menu for “Big Busty Hoes” is still up.
Link: Damnit! I dreamed that. Damnit!
