Post by Dr. Wacko on Sept 15, 2008 21:56:51 GMT -4
Less than 24 hours before the show is set to air, the arena in San Jose is all ready for Overdrive to continue its amazing west coast tour leading up to Aftershock. The arena is dark and still though a large spotlight illuminates a stool in the middle of the ring. A silohette of a man is visable behind the stool but the man hids himself in the darkness out of the spotlight. The camera maintains a medium shot on our orator and the ring. It is clearly not Dr. Wacko.
Man: Dr. Wacko won’t be sending in a promo this week. In fact Dr. Wacko has done very little to prepare for his match this week. A champion like Jason Royce should have no problem tearing Dr. Wacko a new asshole. Jason Royce you shouldn’t be gloating, and to be honest APW should be ashamed of themselves. Dr. Wacko, someone who isn’t even a trained wrestler managed to rip apart the first two opponents thrown at him, and with my help we very possibly ended the career of Ace Daniels. I sent Dr. Wacko to APW to investigate, I wanted to know the ends and out of the company, once again, so that when I arrived I would be able to take over with ease. What did I find? Most of the so called “talent” half-ass their work and most of the so called champions are weekend warriors, holding the title for a brief moment until the next chump gets lucky. My interest in APW came when I witnessed Hurricane Jeff sell his soul. He was a man that people could turn to, he was a humble noble man. But the way he screwed Kenny Lambardo out of that title to give it to that beast Dr. Phate left me stunned. And now, Twister, a man with delusions of grandeur so inflated he can’t see his own cock when he pees.
Man: Dr. Wacko, was meant to stay for a few months before I came, but I’ve seen enough and changes must be met. Plus, his obsession with Michael Lively is getting out of hand. He assures me its professional but when I walked in on him last week watching the White Lions DVD things seemed far from professional.
The man slowly steps forward into the light as the cameras zoom into a tighter close shot.
Man: Hurricane Jeff, APW, you have walked aimlessly through the wilderness long enough. I have returned to guide you, to lead you, to be your NEXT World Heavyweight Champion but most of all, I have come to enlighten you.
The man is now in front of the stool in the light and reveals himself as former APW Staff member and former tag team partner of HJ, Link.
Link: Jeff, if you don’t meet the demands that Wacko released early last week than I promise you I will bring hell to your doorstep. This power has gone to your head. Consider myself an active member of the APW roster. I’ll see you on Overdrive.
