Post by Nasir on Sept 17, 2008 19:30:36 GMT -4
BITCH OR NO BITCH!
Brooklyn 3:12PM
There is a cheering noise as the camera man makes his way down a large hall way, as we approach a half open door the noise becomes louder and it becomes apparent it is the sound of the APW crowd from San Jose the day previous. The camera man pushes the door open as it reveals a large room complete with widescreen TV hung upon the wall. As we get further into the room we see The Sensation sat on a wide brown leather couch, he is cheering along with the crowd as he grips hold of a pillow in excitement. The camera turns top the TV and it shows Jason’s match from the night previous as he battles against Rick Stevens. He yells at the camera man who shudders almost dropping his camera. He then continues in his excitement as he counts with the referees count – 1…2…3! He seems pleased with his first proper victory in the APW, and reminds us of a child on Christmas day. As he pauses the DVD, he orders the camera man over.
What the hell are you guys doing here? I can’t get a day to myself it would seem. You best have a good reason and none of this reality TV bull shit that pollutes.
No actually where here to catch up with the fastest rising star, here in our federation. So maybe a few questions if that’s okay with you obviously?
Yeah sure I mean it comes with the job description I suppose. I bet your wondering how Im feeling after the ass whooping I dealt Rick last night, I mean sure it was great but he didn’t half make it hard! Sure I must admit he had me worrying for about maybe 4 to 5 seconds.
He bursts into laughter but is soon interrupted by the interviewer, who instead asks him the question.
No actually we where wondering how you feel about your opponent next Overdrive, live from California on the 22nd.
There is a look of sheer pleasure on his face as he sits up realizing that he is unaware of who his next opponent is. He looks up at the ceiling as he begins to list the names of the possible people he could be facing.
Oh shit yeah! Streets? No! It must be….Twister perhaps. Ill be there don’t worry, he maybe the champ but that doesn’t mean shit to a guy like me. I mean sure we would put on a speculative show for the crowd and millions watching form home. I’ve got to ring my mum and dad, make sure their in California to see this!
The interviewer looks to his camera man with a puzzled look; he then looks at his feet as he wonders how he should break the news. He holds back, and then coughs before he calmly tells Jason who he is facing. He uses a tone similar to that of a doctor or vet delivering bad news to a child.
Well yeah that would be a great spectacle….But maybe not just yet. I can’t believe you haven’t spoken to Jeff about your match its not like Jeff at all.
Jason leans closer towards the interviewer and puts a reassuring hand on his shoulder. He then laughs once again before he explains his story, but first he rubs his hands together as he tries to remember the details.
Well I went out after Overdrive last night, and me being me I hit a few bars over in San Jose had a few beers to many. (He bursts into laughter once again as he tries to continue the story). To cut a long story short I meet a lady who was just as excited as me about my win. We got to talking and that’s all I can remember – well that is until I woke up in a hotel room. Everything was gone my wallet, cell phone even my clothes to make matters worst I can’t even recall if I managed to bone her. So to answer your question I couldn’t have spoken to Jeff as I haven’t been with my phone all morning.
Again the interviewer looks at his camera man as he looks for advice of what to say in desperation. He gets none the wiser and decides to just spill it to Jay.
You see the thing is your opponent this week it’s not Streets nor is it Twister. You have a ‘special’ opponent this week Jay.
What you mean a handicap match? Or an actual ‘special’ person, ‘cos man I’m going to beat up on a cripple. It just isn’t my style – I know you mean a special stipulation a hardcore match or something?
No, none of those Jason you see you’ll be stepping into the ring with Katrina ‘Arcadia’ Olivetti….
Who the hells he? What a gay name, can’t say Im familiar with him. It isn’t another a new guy is it why can’t I face one of the bigger guys here in APW?
No Katrina is no guy Jay, he is a…..she. This Monday you square off in a mixed-gender match, with possibly the best woman athlete in wrestling today. It will be interesting….
At that point what the interviewer is saying registers with Jason. He pulls a face of disgust but quickly realizes that Katrina is hot. Dirty thoughts flow through his mind as he lifts a smile and speaks.
A female are you sure? Me Jason ‘The Sensation’ Ricochet against a bitch? Now this could fun! It’d be like being a porn star. I getting paid to hold her head between my legs as I hurtle her across the ring this could make a brilliant film. But wait how could I ever hit someone so beautiful? This is a pure head fuck; on the one hand it’s an easy victory and a sneaky feel up of one of the finest ladies to ever grace the ring. On the other it could turn into a scene off Jerry Springer, shit man I don’t know what to do. Could I actually hit a lady? My one true passion and also my favorite hobby? I mean I collect pussy like some guys collect stamps I can get a lady just like that, would they ever look at me again though if I was to beat up no a girl.
Im sure Jeff wouldn’t set you up in a match against her if her felt it would be an easy victory, He must have faith that it will be a good match or he wouldn’t have set it up. Everyone realizes that wrestling is wrestling, and that life is life what happens in the ring doesn’t reflect on you as a person. Im sure the ‘pussy’ would not turn their noses after your match.
Jason looks the interviewer up and down with a confused expression; he is trying to ask a question but is having difficulty wording it. He decides to be brunt as he replies.
How the hell would you know anything about pussy, look at you man your fat old and that breathe that you pollute the air waves with stinks. You can’t see your pathetic excuse for a cock over your jolly old belly, so why would any woman want to?
The interviewer blushes as he struggles to regain composer, he is having trouble speaking as the camera crew snigger under their breath at Jason’s remarks. He suddenly calls for the end of the interview and storms out of the home leaving the camera crew behind. As the scene ends it shows a the crew sitting down and having a beer with a confused Jason
Ricochet as they again watch his match from Monday.
Brooklyn 10:33Pm Some Bar
We meet the perfection of reflection at a small local bar, he is still with the camera crew from before they are all fairly drunk but decide they must attempt to get some footage. The whole thing is a half-assed attempt but never the less it is footage. The bar is filling up rapidly, both men and women are scattered around in groups. Jason and his new found friends sit in a quiet corner just past the dance floor, they eye up the ‘talent’ as it passes rating each girl out of 10. By now with thanks to the drink the crew have become much more laid back it is apparent they are slightly more drunk then Jay. As the drinks flow Jason notices a few people pointing and whispering, he takes this as a positive and after scanning the same lady for over twenty minutes. He feels he has a chance so leaves the other guys behind as he walks over to the lady and her two other friends, who are positioned at the bar. As he reaches the women he leans upon the bar with his usual arrogance before he speaks.
So I’ve noticed you looking over at me, now I’m not one to be forward (turns and winks at camera) but how you fancy leaving this shitty bar and going somewhere to erm? Talk or something how’s that sound?
The response is not a good one as she looks at both her friends before throwing her full glass in his face. He stands arms out at his side drenches from head to toe; he stares the woman in the face but simply smiles and walks away. He heads back over to the other guys.
She is definitely a lesbian man I’m telling you. What the fuck you think all that was about? Now I would have no worries stepping in the ring with that slut. Anyway forget it I mean its early yet plenty of pussy here for me anyway.
One of the camera crew points a woman out, by far the hottest in the whole place; she has just returned from the toilet and stands near the jukebox choosing a tune to play. He skips over with a slightly less arrogance but still his confidence is obvious as is his cheap aftershave.
So miss, you all alone over her?That is a damn shame! I'd never leave you alone.
He pauses but the silence is louder than a train crash, he looks again puzzled to why he is not having his usual success with the females. He taps her on the shoulder but she turns and barks at him.
Don’t come over to me thinking I’m going to melt, you prick how dare you! Wrestling a woman I wouldn’t dare speak to you I mean you might get me in a head lock or something!
What you mean you’re a wrestling fan? I don’t usually beat up on woman I never have and aren’t too sure I ever will again.
Yeah Im a wrestling fan, but it’s all over the internet and sports news you dumb ass! So I’d keep a low profile because there’s thousands of woman out there after kicking your ass do yourself a favour and fuck off back to your corner over there with them geeks.
He turns to walk back to his seat with his mouth wide open in shock, he is greeted by the others asking how it went and if she has any friends on there way but he simply sits down and downs the remainder of his beer. He still sits silent but then his outburst is caught on camera as he speaks directly to Arcadia.
Now this shit has got to stop, I can’t get any pussy with this whole mixed-gender match so listen up Arcadia I’m not going to enjoy kicking your ass. The thing is I’m the hottest star on the APW roster and therefore my unbeaten record must remain intact, no matter what it takes my reputation is on the line! I have one of the highest paid salaries and intend to keep the good relationship with President Jeff that I have.
Which is why for whatever his reason for putting me in this match I will turn up and perform, I will treat you the same as any other superstar I’m sure you’ll be happy to hear. No hesitation, no repent and certainly no mercy you see even though it may seem I’m a bastard for hitting you or whatever you’re on the APW roster and before The Sensation arrived I said I would face and beat any member of the roster. It’s not all bad though I mean I love a woman who wants to wrestle me to the floor in her skin tight tights, maybe we could kiss and make up after my victory. If not then there’s thousands of others out there who I can celebrate with I’m sure of that.
Maybe I could slip you into a new hold I’ve been working on for a while now its pretty simple you place your opponent on theirs knees you stand in front of them with you facing them……
He stands up out his seat with a drunken stumble before demonstrating his ‘new hold’ but basically shows a B.J. Very childishly the rest of the guys laugh like a bunch of college boys he then silences them insisting he needs to get his point across.
You see this Wednesday in California not only will I prove I’m the greatest and most athletic wrestler at APW but I wills how that I ‘am the most resourceful and versatile. I will show that by stepping into the ring with a woman nothing fazes me also that there is no situation I will back out of. I’m just sorry it had to be you babe would be a shame if that lovely little face got scrambled but I suppose that will only fuel the fire as I pummel you constantly as you look the same as about a thousand girls I’ve meet and fucked before. The only difference is in your fucking there is no bed or condoms involved, me you a ring and the thousand in attendance I’ll still make you scream and wet (sweet); it may be a quick match but I assure you that I ‘am not a one minute man when it comes to sex. So see you Monday Overdrive about 9PM for our ‘date’ there will be no roses or fancy meal, just a whole lot of hurt along with a portion of SENSATION!
The camera turns off cutting to static as it returns to the scheduled programme.
Brooklyn 3:12PM
There is a cheering noise as the camera man makes his way down a large hall way, as we approach a half open door the noise becomes louder and it becomes apparent it is the sound of the APW crowd from San Jose the day previous. The camera man pushes the door open as it reveals a large room complete with widescreen TV hung upon the wall. As we get further into the room we see The Sensation sat on a wide brown leather couch, he is cheering along with the crowd as he grips hold of a pillow in excitement. The camera turns top the TV and it shows Jason’s match from the night previous as he battles against Rick Stevens. He yells at the camera man who shudders almost dropping his camera. He then continues in his excitement as he counts with the referees count – 1…2…3! He seems pleased with his first proper victory in the APW, and reminds us of a child on Christmas day. As he pauses the DVD, he orders the camera man over.
What the hell are you guys doing here? I can’t get a day to myself it would seem. You best have a good reason and none of this reality TV bull shit that pollutes.
No actually where here to catch up with the fastest rising star, here in our federation. So maybe a few questions if that’s okay with you obviously?
Yeah sure I mean it comes with the job description I suppose. I bet your wondering how Im feeling after the ass whooping I dealt Rick last night, I mean sure it was great but he didn’t half make it hard! Sure I must admit he had me worrying for about maybe 4 to 5 seconds.
He bursts into laughter but is soon interrupted by the interviewer, who instead asks him the question.
No actually we where wondering how you feel about your opponent next Overdrive, live from California on the 22nd.
There is a look of sheer pleasure on his face as he sits up realizing that he is unaware of who his next opponent is. He looks up at the ceiling as he begins to list the names of the possible people he could be facing.
Oh shit yeah! Streets? No! It must be….Twister perhaps. Ill be there don’t worry, he maybe the champ but that doesn’t mean shit to a guy like me. I mean sure we would put on a speculative show for the crowd and millions watching form home. I’ve got to ring my mum and dad, make sure their in California to see this!
The interviewer looks to his camera man with a puzzled look; he then looks at his feet as he wonders how he should break the news. He holds back, and then coughs before he calmly tells Jason who he is facing. He uses a tone similar to that of a doctor or vet delivering bad news to a child.
Well yeah that would be a great spectacle….But maybe not just yet. I can’t believe you haven’t spoken to Jeff about your match its not like Jeff at all.
Jason leans closer towards the interviewer and puts a reassuring hand on his shoulder. He then laughs once again before he explains his story, but first he rubs his hands together as he tries to remember the details.
Well I went out after Overdrive last night, and me being me I hit a few bars over in San Jose had a few beers to many. (He bursts into laughter once again as he tries to continue the story). To cut a long story short I meet a lady who was just as excited as me about my win. We got to talking and that’s all I can remember – well that is until I woke up in a hotel room. Everything was gone my wallet, cell phone even my clothes to make matters worst I can’t even recall if I managed to bone her. So to answer your question I couldn’t have spoken to Jeff as I haven’t been with my phone all morning.
Again the interviewer looks at his camera man as he looks for advice of what to say in desperation. He gets none the wiser and decides to just spill it to Jay.
You see the thing is your opponent this week it’s not Streets nor is it Twister. You have a ‘special’ opponent this week Jay.
What you mean a handicap match? Or an actual ‘special’ person, ‘cos man I’m going to beat up on a cripple. It just isn’t my style – I know you mean a special stipulation a hardcore match or something?
No, none of those Jason you see you’ll be stepping into the ring with Katrina ‘Arcadia’ Olivetti….
Who the hells he? What a gay name, can’t say Im familiar with him. It isn’t another a new guy is it why can’t I face one of the bigger guys here in APW?
No Katrina is no guy Jay, he is a…..she. This Monday you square off in a mixed-gender match, with possibly the best woman athlete in wrestling today. It will be interesting….
At that point what the interviewer is saying registers with Jason. He pulls a face of disgust but quickly realizes that Katrina is hot. Dirty thoughts flow through his mind as he lifts a smile and speaks.
A female are you sure? Me Jason ‘The Sensation’ Ricochet against a bitch? Now this could fun! It’d be like being a porn star. I getting paid to hold her head between my legs as I hurtle her across the ring this could make a brilliant film. But wait how could I ever hit someone so beautiful? This is a pure head fuck; on the one hand it’s an easy victory and a sneaky feel up of one of the finest ladies to ever grace the ring. On the other it could turn into a scene off Jerry Springer, shit man I don’t know what to do. Could I actually hit a lady? My one true passion and also my favorite hobby? I mean I collect pussy like some guys collect stamps I can get a lady just like that, would they ever look at me again though if I was to beat up no a girl.
Im sure Jeff wouldn’t set you up in a match against her if her felt it would be an easy victory, He must have faith that it will be a good match or he wouldn’t have set it up. Everyone realizes that wrestling is wrestling, and that life is life what happens in the ring doesn’t reflect on you as a person. Im sure the ‘pussy’ would not turn their noses after your match.
Jason looks the interviewer up and down with a confused expression; he is trying to ask a question but is having difficulty wording it. He decides to be brunt as he replies.
How the hell would you know anything about pussy, look at you man your fat old and that breathe that you pollute the air waves with stinks. You can’t see your pathetic excuse for a cock over your jolly old belly, so why would any woman want to?
The interviewer blushes as he struggles to regain composer, he is having trouble speaking as the camera crew snigger under their breath at Jason’s remarks. He suddenly calls for the end of the interview and storms out of the home leaving the camera crew behind. As the scene ends it shows a the crew sitting down and having a beer with a confused Jason
Ricochet as they again watch his match from Monday.
Brooklyn 10:33Pm Some Bar
We meet the perfection of reflection at a small local bar, he is still with the camera crew from before they are all fairly drunk but decide they must attempt to get some footage. The whole thing is a half-assed attempt but never the less it is footage. The bar is filling up rapidly, both men and women are scattered around in groups. Jason and his new found friends sit in a quiet corner just past the dance floor, they eye up the ‘talent’ as it passes rating each girl out of 10. By now with thanks to the drink the crew have become much more laid back it is apparent they are slightly more drunk then Jay. As the drinks flow Jason notices a few people pointing and whispering, he takes this as a positive and after scanning the same lady for over twenty minutes. He feels he has a chance so leaves the other guys behind as he walks over to the lady and her two other friends, who are positioned at the bar. As he reaches the women he leans upon the bar with his usual arrogance before he speaks.
So I’ve noticed you looking over at me, now I’m not one to be forward (turns and winks at camera) but how you fancy leaving this shitty bar and going somewhere to erm? Talk or something how’s that sound?
The response is not a good one as she looks at both her friends before throwing her full glass in his face. He stands arms out at his side drenches from head to toe; he stares the woman in the face but simply smiles and walks away. He heads back over to the other guys.
She is definitely a lesbian man I’m telling you. What the fuck you think all that was about? Now I would have no worries stepping in the ring with that slut. Anyway forget it I mean its early yet plenty of pussy here for me anyway.
One of the camera crew points a woman out, by far the hottest in the whole place; she has just returned from the toilet and stands near the jukebox choosing a tune to play. He skips over with a slightly less arrogance but still his confidence is obvious as is his cheap aftershave.
So miss, you all alone over her?That is a damn shame! I'd never leave you alone.
He pauses but the silence is louder than a train crash, he looks again puzzled to why he is not having his usual success with the females. He taps her on the shoulder but she turns and barks at him.
Don’t come over to me thinking I’m going to melt, you prick how dare you! Wrestling a woman I wouldn’t dare speak to you I mean you might get me in a head lock or something!
What you mean you’re a wrestling fan? I don’t usually beat up on woman I never have and aren’t too sure I ever will again.
Yeah Im a wrestling fan, but it’s all over the internet and sports news you dumb ass! So I’d keep a low profile because there’s thousands of woman out there after kicking your ass do yourself a favour and fuck off back to your corner over there with them geeks.
He turns to walk back to his seat with his mouth wide open in shock, he is greeted by the others asking how it went and if she has any friends on there way but he simply sits down and downs the remainder of his beer. He still sits silent but then his outburst is caught on camera as he speaks directly to Arcadia.
Now this shit has got to stop, I can’t get any pussy with this whole mixed-gender match so listen up Arcadia I’m not going to enjoy kicking your ass. The thing is I’m the hottest star on the APW roster and therefore my unbeaten record must remain intact, no matter what it takes my reputation is on the line! I have one of the highest paid salaries and intend to keep the good relationship with President Jeff that I have.
Which is why for whatever his reason for putting me in this match I will turn up and perform, I will treat you the same as any other superstar I’m sure you’ll be happy to hear. No hesitation, no repent and certainly no mercy you see even though it may seem I’m a bastard for hitting you or whatever you’re on the APW roster and before The Sensation arrived I said I would face and beat any member of the roster. It’s not all bad though I mean I love a woman who wants to wrestle me to the floor in her skin tight tights, maybe we could kiss and make up after my victory. If not then there’s thousands of others out there who I can celebrate with I’m sure of that.
Maybe I could slip you into a new hold I’ve been working on for a while now its pretty simple you place your opponent on theirs knees you stand in front of them with you facing them……
He stands up out his seat with a drunken stumble before demonstrating his ‘new hold’ but basically shows a B.J. Very childishly the rest of the guys laugh like a bunch of college boys he then silences them insisting he needs to get his point across.
You see this Wednesday in California not only will I prove I’m the greatest and most athletic wrestler at APW but I wills how that I ‘am the most resourceful and versatile. I will show that by stepping into the ring with a woman nothing fazes me also that there is no situation I will back out of. I’m just sorry it had to be you babe would be a shame if that lovely little face got scrambled but I suppose that will only fuel the fire as I pummel you constantly as you look the same as about a thousand girls I’ve meet and fucked before. The only difference is in your fucking there is no bed or condoms involved, me you a ring and the thousand in attendance I’ll still make you scream and wet (sweet); it may be a quick match but I assure you that I ‘am not a one minute man when it comes to sex. So see you Monday Overdrive about 9PM for our ‘date’ there will be no roses or fancy meal, just a whole lot of hurt along with a portion of SENSATION!
The camera turns off cutting to static as it returns to the scheduled programme.
