Post by Dita Morgan on Sept 21, 2008 23:30:48 GMT -4
The camera opens up to Jay Leno and the Tonight Show.
[/center]Jay Leno: “Welcome back ladies and gentlemen tonight we welcome a special guest, Ms. Dita Von Amore from Action Packed Wrestling.”
Dita walks out onto stage wearing a beautiful white short sundress wearing off her long legs and beautiful red hair pulled loosely back, and smiles at the audience and the camera before sitting down.
[/center]Dita: “Hello Jay it’s wonderful to be on your show.”
Jay Leno: “Well it is wonderful having you here. Now I hear that you are a professional wrestler. How did this all happen?”
Dita adjusts herself in her seat so she is more sideways to talk into the microphone on the desk.
[/center]Dita: “Well I actually got started as being a model for a small semi pro circuit I had a ton of talent so they asked the scouts at Action Packed Wrestling to take a look at me and well I impressed them and moved up.”
Jay Leno: “Now this is your fifth match up in APW and so far you have yet to loose in single compotation. How exactly is that defined?”
Dita: “Well a singles competition is where it is just you and one other wrestler in the ring. During the last Pay Per View I did lose that match up but it was a four way match and I lost because I did not get the pin that night. The winner cheated but those things happen in wrestling, you can try and not get caught but it does not always work out for you in the end.”
Jay Leno: “Ah I see. So tell me about your current match up for tomorrow night.”
Dita: “Well it is a normal match, no special rules or anything like that and I am going to be facing John Green. He seems to be a decent enough guy but I was looking at his record and he lost the first match that he was ever in. He is also your stereo typical wrestler.”
Jay Leno: “How is that?”
Dita: “Well for starters he had a very poor childhood. Sold drugs was shipped off to live with dad and only stayed in school to be on the school wrestling team. Now schools use Greco-Roman styled wrestling it is extremely different from what I do every week in the ring. It would be very nice to face someone who had a normal background a normal childhood.”
Jay Leno: “Like you? From what I understand you were born and raised in Las Vegas Nevada. Both your parents were hard workers and you didn’t always get what you wanted.”
Dita: “That is correct. I was brought up in a good Christian family and just because I wanted or liked something that I saw I could not have it. My parents taught me at a very young age how to handle my money and how to earn it. Like most American children I had chores that I had to do every week in my house , and I earned money for doing those chores. Picking up my room was the worst thing I had to do, of course my mother let me keep it as clean or messy as I wanted but every week it had to pass her inspection, brutal.”
Dita: “Speaking of brutal I would have thought that John would have learned how to wrestle better and convert his high school wrestling style over better to pro wrestling seeing that what he says was the one and only Hunter Hearst Helmsley better known by the fans as Triple H.”
The wrestling fans in the audience cheer loudly.
[/center]Dita: “But anyway according to John this man train him to be a professional wrestler. He is nothing more than a whipping post that Triple H used and when he was tired of him sent him on his marry little way. The problem here now is that John has not woken up and seen that he sucks as a wrestler. His win loss record is dead even, if you’re a good wrestler you would at least have more wins in your carrier than losses. I think that the only collage that he ever went to was collage with Triple H getting his ass handed to him.”
Jay Leno: “So you don’t think that he actually went to collage like he said?”
Dita: “No I don’t. He was a member of a gang, participated in a drive by shooting and went to jail for it, what collage other than community college would let him in, and on a wrestling scholarship? Besides why would some big super star like Triple H want to bail a no name kid like him out of jail? I also wanted to know how he got into collage with charges still pending against him, just because you get bailed out of jail does not mean that the charges go away. Was he convicted? It seems very difficult to find out this information.”
Jay clears his thought a little.
[/center]Jay Leno: “Well enough about your opponent what about you, any skeletons in your closet?”
Dita: “I don’t really have any skeletons in my closet Jay. I do have a dark side, many people in the wrestling world know me as a dominatrics and I am very proud of that image. I like to hand out the punishments that my opponents rightfully deserve.”
Jay Leno: “What type of punishments?”
Dita smiles sweetly.
[/center]Dita: “Well when I am dominating my opponents in the ring I like to show off a little. I hand out DDT’s a few corner punches, Victory Roles, and of course Spine Busters if my opponent has been particularly bad that week. On the home front I am a dominatrix as well but my loved ones get punishments that they want, I just tell them when they want those punishments. My favorite item to use is a ridding crop, the small leather loop at the end gives off such a nice sound when it hits human flesh. Of course to be the dominatrix that I am today I had to take classes so I don’t peremently harm the ones I am punishing, just like I took classes on wrestling.”
Jay Leno: “Well Dita we need to take a commercial break and when we return Senator Barak Obama will join us along with another very special guest.”
The camera fades to black then the commercials start advertising the upcoming APW Pay Per View Aftershock
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