Post by "The Hottest Shit Going" on Oct 4, 2008 19:03:38 GMT -4
The vision is dark, nothing can be seen clearly. Noise can be heard, clanging noise, the noise of metal, and voices.
"It's ok...we are here"
"Easy now...Easy now, we're getting you out."
Medics help Lively out of the heap of chairs, as others tend to his mother. Lively gets to his feet, then begins to shove the medics away. Stumbles around, trying to keep his balance as an expression of pain is clearly written out on his face.
JESUS: The JESUS is fine...I don't need your assistance...you just worry about Pandora over their and the old clam box of hers.
Medic: Who?
JESUS: My mother you retard...that giant brainless bastard royally fucked her up from the looks of things.
Medic: We'll take care of her..don't worry.
JESUS: I'm not worried...except about the bill....I'm not paying for shit...you send that fucker to APW or Sabur...my money stays with ME, now wheel this filthy bitch away from me.
Lively then limps off holding his back with one hand, while the other is holding his head, while the medics tend to his mother who has now been placed on a stretcher. Sometime later the seductive, loose Cindy Shannon who has gained quit a reputation here in APW for open methods of after hour interview has just walked into the medical room where Michael Lively is sitting. The White Lion who has a bandage wrapped around an ice bag covering his arrogant head is finishing tapping his back a ribs. The wrap being snugly wrapped around his torso, is then pinned down. Lively looks up in disgust.
JESUS: I'm hurt...and you can't let a lion lick his wounds alone...none the less they send a women in here, a bloody women...everyone knows I can't stand women...the ruin of the world....God created women so man could have a companion....then he created dogs...and there you have it...mans best friend...woman....the ruin of the world. So whats does the itchy crotch Cindy Shannon wish to ask the JESUS.
Cindy: Well...Micha...excuse me...JESUS....you performed like you always do, when put into a title defense...
JESUS: Damn straight...Iperformed in perfection...cause I am the picture of perfection..many have come and gone claiming the form of perfection...well fuck that....I am the Hottest Shit Going...the JESUS...the Picture of Perfection...you see Cindy many people have stated the claim that my title is holding me back...I could achieve higher forms of success...but look...the way I see it is...I won the title...and have yet to loose it...and will hold it until the end of days. You see...there have been great men holding titles for long reigns...Arn Anderson as TV champion....JBL world title....and Bob Backlund...well those fucker's will soon drop down, and be forgotten thanks to the JESUS...I'm writing history.....and to be truthful with you Cindy Shannon....I think they are running out of people to try and rip this title from me...and if management decides to keep sending women down the line....they might as well dub me the permanent Overdrive champion.
Lively then grabs a bottle of pills, twists the cap off, then pops a few in his mouth. The Lion then swallows the pain relief down. The JESUS of APW hops off the table letting out a wince of pain, then walks over to the sink. Michael grabs a Dixie cup, then turns on the faucet, filling the shot size paper cup, and downing the water. Lively then turns back around, leans against the counter, folding his arms, and continues his rant.
JESUS: Listen it seems people have become a bit hostile toward me as of late. It seems some hate the JESUS...hate my outrageous coments...hate my overwhelming title run, and discretion of challengers..it seems the women of APW have gone Koo-Koo for my nuts...first Spirit runs a a gauntlet and fell short against the one and only JESUS...then Dita felt the need to attack me, and try to get famous...well it's been explained to her in and out of the ring exactly how she can get in the spotlight, it invollves her looking like a glazed doughnut, sand staying out of the ring.....next comes this crazy masked broad who burns my book...the book of Kaos...This fucking broad has the nerve to lay her hands on me...well like I said hers will come...but tonight I'm drawing the line...enough women already....APW's bitches of wrestling tour ends here...I can't believe I must fight another broad here on my show...Overdrive...the show I make famous each and every Monday.
Cindy: Did Sabur's attack give you brain damage...your aren't fighting another women tonight...you are going one on one with....
JESUS: A filthy disgusting, waste of hunanity...the Hardcore Kid...I mean SHE is the worst thing to enter the ring since Bastien Booger....This women fresh off loosing HER tag titles....now has to face the man in APW with the most wins...the man with the longest title run...the most hated individual in wrestling history...this female is in for a shock like the rest...the Uterus Killer is on the prowl...and my Sweet Uterus Music is tuned up and ready to strike...
Cindy: Uterus Killer...uh...Sweet Uterus Music....Michael you sure you don't want a Doctor to come in here and give you a look, I think something may be wrong.
JESUS: The only thing wrong is that women infest the world of wrestling...I mean if they want to come flash their tits, show some ass, and act like the sluts God meant them to be Great...but to step through the ropes, and try to get a slice of the APW pie...unacceptable. Especially coming at my title..well Kid...enough women have tried their chance against the Women Hater...plenty of females have come in the ring, and left broken...you my fancy little princess will be no different. So after loosing those tag titles, don't get any crazy ideas about trying to get some of mine...no way little lady...this belt isn't for women.
Cindy: alright hold on Michael...listen Hardcore Kid is a guy...I hate to break it to you..but she is a he.
JESUS: Shenannigans....SHE is a broad....IceWoman is a broad...I mean why else would they have held the Womens championships here in APW.
Cindy: Are you talking about the tag team championships...those were the tag titles...
JESUS: Well then why did only women hold the belts...first Spirit and Dianna, then Hard As Ice...and now Kristina and Fyre Angel...those are the Womens championships here in APW...has a broad won any other title....NO...and to take it one step further...if you Google She-Male videos, one pops up with THK and another broad with a Dick...something about One Night in China...that was some creepy shit...I mean two lesbians...with fake penis's trying to out so eachother, trying to lay pipe like a man.....any ways...
Cindy: I think it's creepy that you Googled she-male videos..
JESUS: At least SHE came up, unlike my last opponent, I needed that stone age Yahoo for her...none the less....tonight another broad bites the dust Cindy...regardless of my condition...people can try to rough me up, they can try to weaken my spirit, but I will not faulter...I will no waiver in my greatness...no way I am the JESUS...and tonight Kid...it's me and you. You will fall like the other women who wish to be males...you will be sent back to the trans-gender clinic to get a fix up. I'm aiming for Uterus... if I hit your fake penis then some fag doctor will reattach it for you, either way the Woman Hater will be called into action...in to duty...to rid the world of wrestling of Women, trans-genders, and posers...this place is for men, rugged men, who wear tights, and perform moves on eachother...wait...she...it's because I'm speaking with a women...it's like having the Devil stare you right in the face while praying to God....the Evil just melts your skin like butter under heat lamps.
Lively stands, grabs his title flinging it over his shoulder.
JESUS: It's simple Cindy...APW hates the JESUS...but I'm the best thing they have...and people know it....it's not my fault I can't loose this title...if I'm not worthy..or you want a new champion then strip me of it, cause unless they do...it goes nowhere...secondly...THK...you sicking disgrace of a female....tonight you meet the master of women world wide...you meet the man who will teach you your place like the others....tonight Kid...I bringing you an apron, I'll bring you a spatula...cause when I'm through shitting on your dreams, and pissing on your ego...you can head to the back and cook me a fucking omlet...BITCH!
Cindy: Michael I think he.....
***CRACK***
Cindy Shannon is dropped to the floor with a super kick from Lively, he bends over and whispers in her unconscious face.
JESUS: It's JESUS you WHORE....not Michael.. nasty slut...all broads pay one day...tonight the one known as Kid goes down just like you.
Lively turns looking into the camera.
JESUS: SHE will hit HER back, where SHE is the most confortable. In singles competition...THK is a top contender for the most losses, and it's fitting that tonight SHE faces the man with the most wins. SHE faces the man...well sweety...it's great that with apartner you achieved something great...but it's one on one...and it's seem when it comes to racking up "W"s it gets no better then the JESUS. So step in the ring if you must, but I tell you something...no one will hold it against you if you decide not to show...if you decide to stay in the kitchen...cause I'm a hell of a threat...a hell of a hand in the ring...and one tough shit of an opponent...especially for a broad...so Kid tonight I may just make you famous...unfourtantely just for a few minutes, untill the ref counts three...and I leave you laying like a sack of shit....don't you worry, the Lively Cannon is fully loaded...and ready to piss on your dreams...and send your dark match as straight to hell.
Lively then steps over her downed body, and walks out of the medical exam room heading toward his dressing room awaiting his next match with what he thinks is another APW female wrestler...boy will he be surprised.
"It's ok...we are here"
"Easy now...Easy now, we're getting you out."
Medics help Lively out of the heap of chairs, as others tend to his mother. Lively gets to his feet, then begins to shove the medics away. Stumbles around, trying to keep his balance as an expression of pain is clearly written out on his face.
JESUS: The JESUS is fine...I don't need your assistance...you just worry about Pandora over their and the old clam box of hers.
Medic: Who?
JESUS: My mother you retard...that giant brainless bastard royally fucked her up from the looks of things.
Medic: We'll take care of her..don't worry.
JESUS: I'm not worried...except about the bill....I'm not paying for shit...you send that fucker to APW or Sabur...my money stays with ME, now wheel this filthy bitch away from me.
Lively then limps off holding his back with one hand, while the other is holding his head, while the medics tend to his mother who has now been placed on a stretcher. Sometime later the seductive, loose Cindy Shannon who has gained quit a reputation here in APW for open methods of after hour interview has just walked into the medical room where Michael Lively is sitting. The White Lion who has a bandage wrapped around an ice bag covering his arrogant head is finishing tapping his back a ribs. The wrap being snugly wrapped around his torso, is then pinned down. Lively looks up in disgust.
JESUS: I'm hurt...and you can't let a lion lick his wounds alone...none the less they send a women in here, a bloody women...everyone knows I can't stand women...the ruin of the world....God created women so man could have a companion....then he created dogs...and there you have it...mans best friend...woman....the ruin of the world. So whats does the itchy crotch Cindy Shannon wish to ask the JESUS.
Cindy: Well...Micha...excuse me...JESUS....you performed like you always do, when put into a title defense...
JESUS: Damn straight...Iperformed in perfection...cause I am the picture of perfection..many have come and gone claiming the form of perfection...well fuck that....I am the Hottest Shit Going...the JESUS...the Picture of Perfection...you see Cindy many people have stated the claim that my title is holding me back...I could achieve higher forms of success...but look...the way I see it is...I won the title...and have yet to loose it...and will hold it until the end of days. You see...there have been great men holding titles for long reigns...Arn Anderson as TV champion....JBL world title....and Bob Backlund...well those fucker's will soon drop down, and be forgotten thanks to the JESUS...I'm writing history.....and to be truthful with you Cindy Shannon....I think they are running out of people to try and rip this title from me...and if management decides to keep sending women down the line....they might as well dub me the permanent Overdrive champion.
Lively then grabs a bottle of pills, twists the cap off, then pops a few in his mouth. The Lion then swallows the pain relief down. The JESUS of APW hops off the table letting out a wince of pain, then walks over to the sink. Michael grabs a Dixie cup, then turns on the faucet, filling the shot size paper cup, and downing the water. Lively then turns back around, leans against the counter, folding his arms, and continues his rant.
JESUS: Listen it seems people have become a bit hostile toward me as of late. It seems some hate the JESUS...hate my outrageous coments...hate my overwhelming title run, and discretion of challengers..it seems the women of APW have gone Koo-Koo for my nuts...first Spirit runs a a gauntlet and fell short against the one and only JESUS...then Dita felt the need to attack me, and try to get famous...well it's been explained to her in and out of the ring exactly how she can get in the spotlight, it invollves her looking like a glazed doughnut, sand staying out of the ring.....next comes this crazy masked broad who burns my book...the book of Kaos...This fucking broad has the nerve to lay her hands on me...well like I said hers will come...but tonight I'm drawing the line...enough women already....APW's bitches of wrestling tour ends here...I can't believe I must fight another broad here on my show...Overdrive...the show I make famous each and every Monday.
Cindy: Did Sabur's attack give you brain damage...your aren't fighting another women tonight...you are going one on one with....
JESUS: A filthy disgusting, waste of hunanity...the Hardcore Kid...I mean SHE is the worst thing to enter the ring since Bastien Booger....This women fresh off loosing HER tag titles....now has to face the man in APW with the most wins...the man with the longest title run...the most hated individual in wrestling history...this female is in for a shock like the rest...the Uterus Killer is on the prowl...and my Sweet Uterus Music is tuned up and ready to strike...
Cindy: Uterus Killer...uh...Sweet Uterus Music....Michael you sure you don't want a Doctor to come in here and give you a look, I think something may be wrong.
JESUS: The only thing wrong is that women infest the world of wrestling...I mean if they want to come flash their tits, show some ass, and act like the sluts God meant them to be Great...but to step through the ropes, and try to get a slice of the APW pie...unacceptable. Especially coming at my title..well Kid...enough women have tried their chance against the Women Hater...plenty of females have come in the ring, and left broken...you my fancy little princess will be no different. So after loosing those tag titles, don't get any crazy ideas about trying to get some of mine...no way little lady...this belt isn't for women.
Cindy: alright hold on Michael...listen Hardcore Kid is a guy...I hate to break it to you..but she is a he.
JESUS: Shenannigans....SHE is a broad....IceWoman is a broad...I mean why else would they have held the Womens championships here in APW.
Cindy: Are you talking about the tag team championships...those were the tag titles...
JESUS: Well then why did only women hold the belts...first Spirit and Dianna, then Hard As Ice...and now Kristina and Fyre Angel...those are the Womens championships here in APW...has a broad won any other title....NO...and to take it one step further...if you Google She-Male videos, one pops up with THK and another broad with a Dick...something about One Night in China...that was some creepy shit...I mean two lesbians...with fake penis's trying to out so eachother, trying to lay pipe like a man.....any ways...
Cindy: I think it's creepy that you Googled she-male videos..
JESUS: At least SHE came up, unlike my last opponent, I needed that stone age Yahoo for her...none the less....tonight another broad bites the dust Cindy...regardless of my condition...people can try to rough me up, they can try to weaken my spirit, but I will not faulter...I will no waiver in my greatness...no way I am the JESUS...and tonight Kid...it's me and you. You will fall like the other women who wish to be males...you will be sent back to the trans-gender clinic to get a fix up. I'm aiming for Uterus... if I hit your fake penis then some fag doctor will reattach it for you, either way the Woman Hater will be called into action...in to duty...to rid the world of wrestling of Women, trans-genders, and posers...this place is for men, rugged men, who wear tights, and perform moves on eachother...wait...she...it's because I'm speaking with a women...it's like having the Devil stare you right in the face while praying to God....the Evil just melts your skin like butter under heat lamps.
Lively stands, grabs his title flinging it over his shoulder.
JESUS: It's simple Cindy...APW hates the JESUS...but I'm the best thing they have...and people know it....it's not my fault I can't loose this title...if I'm not worthy..or you want a new champion then strip me of it, cause unless they do...it goes nowhere...secondly...THK...you sicking disgrace of a female....tonight you meet the master of women world wide...you meet the man who will teach you your place like the others....tonight Kid...I bringing you an apron, I'll bring you a spatula...cause when I'm through shitting on your dreams, and pissing on your ego...you can head to the back and cook me a fucking omlet...BITCH!
Cindy: Michael I think he.....
***CRACK***
Cindy Shannon is dropped to the floor with a super kick from Lively, he bends over and whispers in her unconscious face.
JESUS: It's JESUS you WHORE....not Michael.. nasty slut...all broads pay one day...tonight the one known as Kid goes down just like you.
Lively turns looking into the camera.
JESUS: SHE will hit HER back, where SHE is the most confortable. In singles competition...THK is a top contender for the most losses, and it's fitting that tonight SHE faces the man with the most wins. SHE faces the man...well sweety...it's great that with apartner you achieved something great...but it's one on one...and it's seem when it comes to racking up "W"s it gets no better then the JESUS. So step in the ring if you must, but I tell you something...no one will hold it against you if you decide not to show...if you decide to stay in the kitchen...cause I'm a hell of a threat...a hell of a hand in the ring...and one tough shit of an opponent...especially for a broad...so Kid tonight I may just make you famous...unfourtantely just for a few minutes, untill the ref counts three...and I leave you laying like a sack of shit....don't you worry, the Lively Cannon is fully loaded...and ready to piss on your dreams...and send your dark match as straight to hell.
Lively then steps over her downed body, and walks out of the medical exam room heading toward his dressing room awaiting his next match with what he thinks is another APW female wrestler...boy will he be surprised.
