They tried to make be go to rehab i said....Okay.

[Billy Dork]

[The scene opens to black as we hear a British voice.]

Narrator:"Welcome again, Ladies and, Gentlemen, to the life of the man they call "The Dorkinator" Billy Dork. Today in what would from now on be known as, "The Dork Chronicles" Manager, Chris Cash gets, Billy Dork ready for his first APW match, but first an intervention."



Billy Dork:"Why are we here?"

["Yes Chris, why are we here."

[Billy looks up like he heard something as, Chris sighs.]

Chri$ Ca$h: "Billy this is an intervention."

[Billy looks at Chris, confused.]

Billy Dork:"Inter-what now?"

["Intervention you idiot."]

Billy Dork:"Oh."

[Chris looks around to see who, Billy was talking to. Only him and, Billy are in the room.]

Chri$ Ca$h:"Billy the people in this room care about you, and we're worried."

[This time, Billy looks around and sees that Chris, and him are the only ones in the room.]

Billy Dork:"It's just you and me here."

[Chris sighs again.]

Chri$ Ca$h:"That's because you have no friends, Billy. You waste all your time playing world of war craft, and it needs to stop."

[Billy just looks down at the ground, seemingly ashamed.]

Billy Dork:"I can quit whenever i want to, i just....I just don't want to."

[Chris raises his voice, seemingly getting mad.]

Chri$ Ca$h:"Don't give me that, Listen Billy you've got a match against, Jake Ruby this week, your first match in, APW, your first chance to make a good impression, but none of thats gonna happen if you don't stop playing that stupid game."

[Billy buries his face in his hands.]

Billy Dork:"I want to quit it's just, it's so hard."

[We begin to hear sobs from Billy as, Chris puts his right hand on, Billy's left shoulder.]

Chri$ Ca$h:"It's okay bro, i know just the thing to help you."

[Billy looks up as both of them smile, and the scene fades.]

Narrator:"In an attempt to help, Billy quit his year long game of, World of War craft, Chris takes him to the one place he knows will take, Billy's mind off video games, a nightclub full of single women, however it's only four days til, Billy's first APW match, and Chris is looking for, Billy to keep his mind on his opponent, Jake Ruby, And the hilarity ensues."

[The scene reopens to a nightclub, As we see, Billy Dork walk through the door, wearing purple spandex, and a black shirt with green letters that say, "Oh yeah, She digs me.". He approaches a young looking blonde not far off.]

Billy Dork:"Excuse me ma'am, But how'd you like to make the best decision of your life."

[Billy smiles and points to himself, as just then, Chri$ Ca$h appears wearing a black suit with money signs all over it.]

Chri$ Ca$h:"Getting ready for your match this week would be the best decision for you."

[Billy just looks at, Chris at the lady laughs and walks away, but Billy quickly finds a brunette to approach.]

Billy Dork:"You know you've just been greeted by Excellence right? So what are you gonna do about it?"

[Chris quickly jumps into the conversation before she can respond.]

Chri$ Ca$h:"It'd be Excellent if you started getting ready for your match."

[Billy eyes down Chris.]

Billy Dork:"What are you doing? Your ruining my mojo."

Chri$ Ca$h:"I'm just trying to get you focused on your match this week, besides she's gone."

[Billy looks over to see that, Chris was right, the girl he approached is indeed gone.]

Chri$ Ca$h:"Now that shes gone, can we please go get ready for your match."

[Billy shakes his head.]

Billy Dork:" What do you mean leave? I'm on a roll. Watch this."

[Billy approaches another young blonde lady and whispers something in her ear, Billy smiles as she slaps him and walks away.]

Billy Dork:"Oh Yeah, she digs me."

[Billy looks back at Chris, as, Chris begins to talk.]

Chri$ Ca$h:"You know, Billy i think you could get even more girls if you have some success in, APW."

[Billy's face brightens up.]

Billy Dork:"You really think so?"

[Chris nods.]

Chri$ Ca$h:"I really do."

[Billy smiles.]

Billy Dork:"Well in that case."

[Chris returns the smile, only bigger.]

Billy Dork:"It's Promo Time."

[The scene fades.]

[The scene reopens to, Billy and, Chris, wearing the same thing, but this time standing in a room with four white walls and a camera.]

Billy Dork:"Jake Ruby, I've got be honest, i don't know alot about you except that you use to be into something called, E-fedding."

[Billy looks at, Chris as they both look bewildered.]

Billy Dork:"Never heard of it. But that doesn't matter because you see, Jake it looks like you've been pretty quiet in recent weeks, which can only mean you thing, you heard i was coming and got scared."

[Chris interrupts Billy.]

Chri$ Ca$h:"Actually I'm pretty sure nobody here has heard of you."

[Billy looks at, Chris shocked.]

Billy Dork:"You mean they don't know that i was undefeated in, WWOLC, Or that i was MCW T.V Champ, Or an MCW Hall Of Famer?"

[Chris shakes his head.]

Chri$ Ca$h:"Nope, and even if they had heard that, I'm pretty sure it would mean nothing to them, they've never heard of those places."

[Billy's look goes from shocked, to Intrigued.]

Billy Dork:"You been they haven't heard of how many times I've lost in those places?"

[Chris shakes his head once again.]

Chri$ Ca$h:"Nope, this is gonna be a fresh start for you."

[Billy's look changes once again to that of excited.]

Billy Dork:"Fresh Start? You mean i can be whoever i want, no more loser Dork, no more nerd, a fresh start?"

[Chris Nods.]

Billy Dork:"You mean i can even..."

[Billy reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a cool looking pair of black sunglasses, he puts them on, and tries a cocky laugh but ends up snorting.]

Billy Dork:"Jake Ruby, looks like your fighting a whole new, Billy Dork, honestly i feel sorry for you, because no one, even me knows how this, Billy Dork is going to react in the ring, but I'll tell you one thing."

[Billy pushes his sunglasses down with his finger and raises his right eyebrow.]

Billy Dork:"It'll be no laughing matter."

[Billy stares at the camera for a minute, then smiles.]

Billy Dork:"That was cool."

[Billy laughs and snorts again as the scene fades.]

Narrator:"A new Billy Dork? How will this end up? I guess you'll have to tune into Overdrive to find out."