Post by Twister on Oct 13, 2008 15:29:30 GMT -4
Our scene opens in a small cafe type restaurant. So many short people wandering around squinting its unbelievable... Oh wait they're just japanesse well that does make a lot more sense. Anyways one man towers above them all. He adorns a Yao Ming Rockets Jersey and dark black jeans as he sits at what appears to be the bar.
Ya.. what you want?
The man across from Twister who apears to be the chef and or bartender to this establishment makes his best effort to speak in English to the obviously english speaking APW World Heavyweight Champion. Twister shakes his head then looks up at the man.
Four fingers Jack straight up.
The man looks quizzically at Twister.
No Jake, he no work today.
No... Not Jake... and really why would I want his fingers. No, Jack... Jack Daniels, Good ol Tennesse Whiskey? Four fingers of it please.
Not Tahnasee... Mie Prefecture.
I dont care what the hell you are I want some fucking Jack now are you gonna get me a drink or am I going to serve myself?
Twister seems to be obviously annoyed at this point and rises from his seat.
Ah drink... Yes yes sake. Sake calm nerves... On the house.
Clearly Twister riled them up enough cause when do you remember a jap not being a tight ass... Not that theres anything wrong with that.
Twister sighs disheartened but a drinks a drink right... As Twister waits for the sake to be delivered a little japaneese reporter stumbles up to the champion.
Me scuzi.
Twister turns and looks at the little fellow.
Me Twister.
Ha Ha, yes APW numba one man. You big match tonight! 6 man tag. You tell me about it!
One sake mista. Enjoy!
The bartender struts up and places a little white cup down in front of Twister. The misty liquid inside seems to be steaming.
What the hell is this.
The bartender walks away, the reporter though more than happy to help him out.
That sake. Famous choice drink ere. Served in choko. Tradition of the Japanesse people. You try it... Very good. Buzz you good.
Twister looks less than impressed as he picks up the small glass.
All I wanted was a fucking Jack.
Twister takes the shot in his mouth then sprays it in the face of the reporter.
Mother fucker why the hells it hot!
The reporter grabs a napkin off the bar and wipes his face clean.
Yes thank you. Sake best served at 105 degree.
What the fuck. It tastes like shit and it burns your mouth... Fabulous combination.
Not meant as shot sir Tweestah, meant drink like wine.
Wine? WINE!? I said I wanted a drink...
You probably be best served in Tokyo, try america town. More comfortable you be.
Twister looks at the reporter a less than impressed aura can be seen even through the sunglasses.
Well... I guess when we get there I'll check it out. These international tours always floor me. Well... I guess you must want an interview or something right.
Ah yes yes, you big match... Main event! Tonight!
Yeah its real riveting isnt it. And so original too.
AH yes yes, you boss Priminister Jeff very original man. We get camewa in he now!
The door swings wildly open and a crew of camera men come parading through the door and surround Twister and the Reporter.
Me WonHung Lao reporting special segment for WKBL and the evening news. Tonight big show right here in Mie Prefecture...
Twister interrupts...
I actually believe its at the sun Center, not in your anything.
Ah... haha, a funny man with me hewe APW Wowld Champion TweeeestaH!
Twister shakes his head and waves at the camera that WonHung appears to be looking at.
Tonight Tweestah big match, main event in the cawd, what you think.
I think you guys need to get some real alcohol in this joint.
Hmm... A haha yes, I see. Me mistake... Enwish not so good... I mean about match. Six man tag. Tell me about it!
Well you see theres six people in the match. Two will fight, and two will stand at opposite corners. When a person in the ring tags a person in the corner that person then becomes the legal man and takes over in the ring. The match goes back and forth, the people ooh and ahh and eventually one team... Usually mine... Wins.
Ah haha, fantastic. Tell me tonights match!
Oh a real original one to be sure, tonight, live from the Sun Center, It will be Dr. Matt, Link, and sabur.
Ah haha big team... Foemidable yes.
Yeah sure. I mean Sabur has been putting on a few pounds. Matts always been a big guy. Links not that big though. Anyways, they will be pitted against Jason, The Sensation... Tara Jacobs.
Ah yes spirit... haha... She hot yes.
Have you seen Kristina?
Hmm not yet no.
You should... Now she... Shes hot. Anyways it'll be Jason, Tara and Me the APW Champion across the ring from them. Real original. Put the six people who are cued to fight in the Elimination chamber match in a tag match. None of us are going to get along. Its not that under certain circumstances we couldnt but really... The only thing going through anyones mind right now is beating the ever loving piss out of everyone else in that match.
I say name, you give me thoughts yes.
Sure what the hell.
First Jason Wicochet.
Jason honestly I havent seen a lot of. He seems to be doing well enough for himself but he's new to our business. Sometimes the most formidable foe you fight is the one you know the least about so Ill keep my eyes on him.
Yes yes, and otha patner Tawah Jacobs.
Spirit reminds me of an annoying ex that you cant seem to get out of your life. Ya know everytime you finally think you got your head on straight and are heading in the right direction that nut job jumps in your path again. She's been a thorn in my side for years I dont forsee that changing anytime soon.
Haha, yes yes ex... I like it. Ok so now onto opponents yes.
You name it coach.
Wink.
Twister shrugs and takes his glasses off momentarily and winks at the camera.
Next?
No no ... Wink... Your opponent.
Oh.. Link. I getcha. Links been around the block a few times, honestly, I have no idea who he is or what he does. All I saw is how he performed last week. Really? He beat Iceman. So that still doesnt tell me a lot. Im sure he's a fantastic talent, he wouldnt be here if he wasnt, but I look forward to seeing what he can bring.
Ah yes, then there Dr. Matt.
The man who reinvented Mattisfaction. A man who has done everything there is to do in this business. Countless titles, countless achievments, a phenominal talent. Im not convinced he's had his full game back yet though, I mean since his return all he's done is beat two women John Green, and Arcadia but we'll be sure to test him out. See what the wiley old vet still has in the tank.
Yes yes, wiley like coyote! Only one left Iwis Amma Saba.
Twister again shakes his head.
Sabur, the man who just wont give it up already. He has proven time and time again that he doesnt have what it takes to main event. He doesnt even have it in him to mid card. The only time he's truly successful is opening the shows, and the only reason he beat the E-Starr last week is cause I dropped him with the Windbreaker before he could figure out a way to lose. The mans strong as a bull, but doesnt have the ability to hang with the big boys. Sabur, if you were smart, you'd just fly back home and meet us there after One Night in Hell... Maybe we can schedule you against Jason Royce and you can possibly pick up a win again.
Tweestah, hank you much foe time.
Make sure you watch tonight low... Tonight the sun sets on the competition, tonight, the time for talking will momentarily subside... and the top six in the company will collide. Tonight, I will continue to save APW from itself, and will do it by proving once again why I am the very best in this industry. Tonight everyone in Japan will fear Twister's Rage... Deal with it!
Twister rises from his seat, towering over most of the crew around him and the camera zooms in on the Rockets logo on the front of his jersey before switching off.
Ya.. what you want?
The man across from Twister who apears to be the chef and or bartender to this establishment makes his best effort to speak in English to the obviously english speaking APW World Heavyweight Champion. Twister shakes his head then looks up at the man.
Four fingers Jack straight up.
The man looks quizzically at Twister.
No Jake, he no work today.
No... Not Jake... and really why would I want his fingers. No, Jack... Jack Daniels, Good ol Tennesse Whiskey? Four fingers of it please.
Not Tahnasee... Mie Prefecture.
I dont care what the hell you are I want some fucking Jack now are you gonna get me a drink or am I going to serve myself?
Twister seems to be obviously annoyed at this point and rises from his seat.
Ah drink... Yes yes sake. Sake calm nerves... On the house.
Clearly Twister riled them up enough cause when do you remember a jap not being a tight ass... Not that theres anything wrong with that.
Twister sighs disheartened but a drinks a drink right... As Twister waits for the sake to be delivered a little japaneese reporter stumbles up to the champion.
Me scuzi.
Twister turns and looks at the little fellow.
Me Twister.
Ha Ha, yes APW numba one man. You big match tonight! 6 man tag. You tell me about it!
One sake mista. Enjoy!
The bartender struts up and places a little white cup down in front of Twister. The misty liquid inside seems to be steaming.
What the hell is this.
The bartender walks away, the reporter though more than happy to help him out.
That sake. Famous choice drink ere. Served in choko. Tradition of the Japanesse people. You try it... Very good. Buzz you good.
Twister looks less than impressed as he picks up the small glass.
All I wanted was a fucking Jack.
Twister takes the shot in his mouth then sprays it in the face of the reporter.
Mother fucker why the hells it hot!
The reporter grabs a napkin off the bar and wipes his face clean.
Yes thank you. Sake best served at 105 degree.
What the fuck. It tastes like shit and it burns your mouth... Fabulous combination.
Not meant as shot sir Tweestah, meant drink like wine.
Wine? WINE!? I said I wanted a drink...
You probably be best served in Tokyo, try america town. More comfortable you be.
Twister looks at the reporter a less than impressed aura can be seen even through the sunglasses.
Well... I guess when we get there I'll check it out. These international tours always floor me. Well... I guess you must want an interview or something right.
Ah yes yes, you big match... Main event! Tonight!
Yeah its real riveting isnt it. And so original too.
AH yes yes, you boss Priminister Jeff very original man. We get camewa in he now!
The door swings wildly open and a crew of camera men come parading through the door and surround Twister and the Reporter.
Me WonHung Lao reporting special segment for WKBL and the evening news. Tonight big show right here in Mie Prefecture...
Twister interrupts...
I actually believe its at the sun Center, not in your anything.
Ah... haha, a funny man with me hewe APW Wowld Champion TweeeestaH!
Twister shakes his head and waves at the camera that WonHung appears to be looking at.
Tonight Tweestah big match, main event in the cawd, what you think.
I think you guys need to get some real alcohol in this joint.
Hmm... A haha yes, I see. Me mistake... Enwish not so good... I mean about match. Six man tag. Tell me about it!
Well you see theres six people in the match. Two will fight, and two will stand at opposite corners. When a person in the ring tags a person in the corner that person then becomes the legal man and takes over in the ring. The match goes back and forth, the people ooh and ahh and eventually one team... Usually mine... Wins.
Ah haha, fantastic. Tell me tonights match!
Oh a real original one to be sure, tonight, live from the Sun Center, It will be Dr. Matt, Link, and sabur.
Ah haha big team... Foemidable yes.
Yeah sure. I mean Sabur has been putting on a few pounds. Matts always been a big guy. Links not that big though. Anyways, they will be pitted against Jason, The Sensation... Tara Jacobs.
Ah yes spirit... haha... She hot yes.
Have you seen Kristina?
Hmm not yet no.
You should... Now she... Shes hot. Anyways it'll be Jason, Tara and Me the APW Champion across the ring from them. Real original. Put the six people who are cued to fight in the Elimination chamber match in a tag match. None of us are going to get along. Its not that under certain circumstances we couldnt but really... The only thing going through anyones mind right now is beating the ever loving piss out of everyone else in that match.
I say name, you give me thoughts yes.
Sure what the hell.
First Jason Wicochet.
Jason honestly I havent seen a lot of. He seems to be doing well enough for himself but he's new to our business. Sometimes the most formidable foe you fight is the one you know the least about so Ill keep my eyes on him.
Yes yes, and otha patner Tawah Jacobs.
Spirit reminds me of an annoying ex that you cant seem to get out of your life. Ya know everytime you finally think you got your head on straight and are heading in the right direction that nut job jumps in your path again. She's been a thorn in my side for years I dont forsee that changing anytime soon.
Haha, yes yes ex... I like it. Ok so now onto opponents yes.
You name it coach.
Wink.
Twister shrugs and takes his glasses off momentarily and winks at the camera.
Next?
No no ... Wink... Your opponent.
Oh.. Link. I getcha. Links been around the block a few times, honestly, I have no idea who he is or what he does. All I saw is how he performed last week. Really? He beat Iceman. So that still doesnt tell me a lot. Im sure he's a fantastic talent, he wouldnt be here if he wasnt, but I look forward to seeing what he can bring.
Ah yes, then there Dr. Matt.
The man who reinvented Mattisfaction. A man who has done everything there is to do in this business. Countless titles, countless achievments, a phenominal talent. Im not convinced he's had his full game back yet though, I mean since his return all he's done is beat two women John Green, and Arcadia but we'll be sure to test him out. See what the wiley old vet still has in the tank.
Yes yes, wiley like coyote! Only one left Iwis Amma Saba.
Twister again shakes his head.
Sabur, the man who just wont give it up already. He has proven time and time again that he doesnt have what it takes to main event. He doesnt even have it in him to mid card. The only time he's truly successful is opening the shows, and the only reason he beat the E-Starr last week is cause I dropped him with the Windbreaker before he could figure out a way to lose. The mans strong as a bull, but doesnt have the ability to hang with the big boys. Sabur, if you were smart, you'd just fly back home and meet us there after One Night in Hell... Maybe we can schedule you against Jason Royce and you can possibly pick up a win again.
Tweestah, hank you much foe time.
Make sure you watch tonight low... Tonight the sun sets on the competition, tonight, the time for talking will momentarily subside... and the top six in the company will collide. Tonight, I will continue to save APW from itself, and will do it by proving once again why I am the very best in this industry. Tonight everyone in Japan will fear Twister's Rage... Deal with it!
Twister rises from his seat, towering over most of the crew around him and the camera zooms in on the Rockets logo on the front of his jersey before switching off.
