Post by Chris Cyrus on Aug 7, 2008 11:01:18 GMT -4
[glow=red,2,300]Date: Thursday August 7th, 2008
Time: 1:45pm[/glow]
Time: 1:45pm[/glow]
The scene opens up in a car where behind the wheel is one half of the APW Tag team Champions, Jason Royce and sitting next to him is the other half of the APW tag team champions, The Hardcore Kid. They are driving down to Calgary, from Winnipeg for the next Overdrive show. As some Car’s pass them on the high way, the car’s honk their horns and wave at the wrestlers, obvious that they are wrestling fans.
Royce: I still can’t believe I lost to Twister, I thought I had him beat!
THK: Me too man. It was a close match. But Twister is no easy fight from the stories I’ve been told. The fact that you lasted that long in the ring with him and gave him a run for his money, speaks volumes about you Jason.
Royce: I know, I just would have loved to be the first APW Double Champion.
THK: But your still tag team champion Jason. And right now the competition is starting to rise.
Royce: And we need to keep on our toes if we want to keep being champions.
THK: We showed the world at Apocalypse that we mean business and we’re going to keep doing that as long as it takes for everyone to show us the respect that we deserve and to show the world that we’re not just two guys who got lucky.
Royce: And we’re going to prove that to those two newbie’s on Monday!
THK: I’m excited for this match. We have two new guys, Christian Bourne and Tommy Devine, two rookies who in their first match are fighting the Tag Champions. They got everything to gain in this match and nothing to lose. And in a case like that, there’s nothing that I’m going to love more than to crush their dreams of making an impact in APW.
Royce: If they think they can walk right into APW and gain a title shot by beating us, the tag champs, then they got another thing coming.
THK: That’s right, because they won’t beat us.
Royce: Did you hear when they said that we’d be their first victims.
THK: Yeah, I got a good laugh out of that. The only victims in this match will be the fans for then they have to watch The Bourne Paralyzer's wrestle. It’s a good thing they’re against us to keep this from being a snooze fest.
Royce: And let’s not forget the fact that no one wants to see a bunch of Emo’s wrestle. I mean, Emo’s don’t like wrestling.
THK: Maybe we can knock some sense into those two and they can stop being weird.
Royce: I hate weird people.
THK: Me too. And what the hell is up with them and their scorpions. I’m not scared of any scorpions.
Royce: You should be. The Death stalkers are the most deadly scorpions in the world.
THK: But neurotoxins found in Death Stalker venom are being studied by scientists, who hope to find in them a treatment for some diseases, notably some forms of brain cancer, and diabetes.
Royce: How in the hell did you know that.
THK: I been doing some research on them. You know, in case those weirdoes’s pulled out a scorpion in the match and threw it as us.
Royce: You got too much free time.
THK: Yah I know. But did you know that Death Stalker Scorpions live in the desert in The middle east and North Africa. Not sure how well they’ll survive in Canada. Wikipedia didn’t have any info on that.
Royce: Well it’s going to take more than those two clowns and a scorpion to beat us this Monday.
THK: You got that right Jason. We’ve worked too damn hard to lose to some nobodies that just came off the streets. We’re not going to lay down for those punks, and we’re not going to let them intimidate us with their fruity emo ways.
Royce: I bet you that when we beat them that they’ll cry.
THK: I wouldn’t put it past them. These guys are rookies and there’s no reason why we can’t beat them. We been a team longer then them. We have better chemistry as a team. And the fact that we don’t know much about these two kids, it will be a test for us to show everyone that are deserving of championship gold.
Royce: They have no idea what their up against.
THK: And When where don’t with them, we’re gonna send them Straight to HELL!
Royce: Ahem brother!
The scene cuts out with Jason speeding off.
Royce: I still can’t believe I lost to Twister, I thought I had him beat!
THK: Me too man. It was a close match. But Twister is no easy fight from the stories I’ve been told. The fact that you lasted that long in the ring with him and gave him a run for his money, speaks volumes about you Jason.
Royce: I know, I just would have loved to be the first APW Double Champion.
THK: But your still tag team champion Jason. And right now the competition is starting to rise.
Royce: And we need to keep on our toes if we want to keep being champions.
THK: We showed the world at Apocalypse that we mean business and we’re going to keep doing that as long as it takes for everyone to show us the respect that we deserve and to show the world that we’re not just two guys who got lucky.
Royce: And we’re going to prove that to those two newbie’s on Monday!
THK: I’m excited for this match. We have two new guys, Christian Bourne and Tommy Devine, two rookies who in their first match are fighting the Tag Champions. They got everything to gain in this match and nothing to lose. And in a case like that, there’s nothing that I’m going to love more than to crush their dreams of making an impact in APW.
Royce: If they think they can walk right into APW and gain a title shot by beating us, the tag champs, then they got another thing coming.
THK: That’s right, because they won’t beat us.
Royce: Did you hear when they said that we’d be their first victims.
THK: Yeah, I got a good laugh out of that. The only victims in this match will be the fans for then they have to watch The Bourne Paralyzer's wrestle. It’s a good thing they’re against us to keep this from being a snooze fest.
Royce: And let’s not forget the fact that no one wants to see a bunch of Emo’s wrestle. I mean, Emo’s don’t like wrestling.
THK: Maybe we can knock some sense into those two and they can stop being weird.
Royce: I hate weird people.
THK: Me too. And what the hell is up with them and their scorpions. I’m not scared of any scorpions.
Royce: You should be. The Death stalkers are the most deadly scorpions in the world.
THK: But neurotoxins found in Death Stalker venom are being studied by scientists, who hope to find in them a treatment for some diseases, notably some forms of brain cancer, and diabetes.
Royce: How in the hell did you know that.
THK: I been doing some research on them. You know, in case those weirdoes’s pulled out a scorpion in the match and threw it as us.
Royce: You got too much free time.
THK: Yah I know. But did you know that Death Stalker Scorpions live in the desert in The middle east and North Africa. Not sure how well they’ll survive in Canada. Wikipedia didn’t have any info on that.
Royce: Well it’s going to take more than those two clowns and a scorpion to beat us this Monday.
THK: You got that right Jason. We’ve worked too damn hard to lose to some nobodies that just came off the streets. We’re not going to lay down for those punks, and we’re not going to let them intimidate us with their fruity emo ways.
Royce: I bet you that when we beat them that they’ll cry.
THK: I wouldn’t put it past them. These guys are rookies and there’s no reason why we can’t beat them. We been a team longer then them. We have better chemistry as a team. And the fact that we don’t know much about these two kids, it will be a test for us to show everyone that are deserving of championship gold.
Royce: They have no idea what their up against.
THK: And When where don’t with them, we’re gonna send them Straight to HELL!
Royce: Ahem brother!
The scene cuts out with Jason speeding off.
