Post by "The Hottest Shit Going" on Aug 13, 2008 22:17:46 GMT -4
[glow=blue,2,300]Our camera comes to life and is blinded white as the camera backs up, what appears to be the chest of Ms. Lively is seen. She is wearing a white top, very tightly with the bottom of her round breasts exposed, and her nipples hardened pressing through the fabric of her shirt. Now for her age she is extremely fit, and young perverted men all over the world love this cougar of a women. The womens breasts begin to bounce and the camera backs up some more to reveal the mother of the self proclaimed JESUS sitting in a nineteen sixty four Impala bouncing up and down causing the jiggle from the chest pillows of Ms. Lively. The vehicle painted with a green candy apple gold flake, sparkling in the sun. The convertible top put down on this apparent low rider, which is equipped with hydraulic suspension. The car then leans to the right, exposing the man in the driver seat. From the quick glance as the car begins to hop again, all that was seen is a man wearing a sombrero. The car then hits a three wheel motion, and drives in a circle to the left then stops as the body of the vehicle drops low to the ground as it's frame settle on the pavement. The man then stands up in the drivers seat as the camera pans around to the side. Now in plain view of the camera it's clear to all watching that Michael Lively is dressed in a Sombrero with a black mullet wig atop his head, his body covered with a weaved poncho, and a fake mustache glued to his upper lip a bit crooked. The White Lion in his best Mexican get up has a seat on the back of the ostrich covered seats, holding a bottle of bootleg, eight dollar Tequila.[/glow]
Lion: Welcome Eyh...I'm Dirty Sanchez....but you people can call me Iggy.
Ms. Lively: Dirty Sanchez???
Lion: Yeah thats where you nail the back door on a broad then pull out and wipe a mustache across her face giving her a....
Ms. Lively: Yeah I know...I've had...
Lion: Whoa...stop....anyway welcome right now we are on the search through the mean streets of Mexico for the Worm Eyh!!!
Ms. Lively: Micha...Uhh Dirty...I mean Iggy???
Lion: Yes...or Si..senorita...
Ms. Lively: We are in Canada not Mexico..
Lion: Damn it Mom it's a skit, now shut up and just be the eye candy for all the sick fucks, and pubescent young men out there, so we are on the search for the ever so exclusive, oh so hard to find Worm. There has been much talk about thee worm...when I was but a wee chili pepper walking thee tough streets of Mexico I used to watch wrestling and knew of this man named Scotty Too Hotty and he was dubbed the master of thee Worm. Since then I have been obsessed with thee Worm, or maybe I just have this sick fetish about things shaped like worms, especially spitting worms, anyway...we are in the search for thee elusive Worm come on eyh.
[glow=blue,2,300]Lively slides into the drivers seat fires up the engine, hits the switches and the car hops up in stance. The vehicle then motors off. The camera comes back to life, in what some would say is a convenience store. The camera pans back through the glass front windows of the store showing Ms. Lively sitting in the Low rider which is parked out front. The camera then turns back, and catches the sombrero wearing Michael Lively who at this time wishes to be called Dirty Sanchez or Iggy. Lively standing at the fountain soda machine, with a cup of ice. Lively then smashes the cup down on the floor, the attendant takes notice and comes over.[/glow]
Lion: No Horchata...fuck all Mexicans drink Horchata and what kind of place in Mexico doesn't have Horchata (a mexican juice by the way for those not in the know).
Attendant: Sir..this isn't Mexico...and frankly I almost called the cops on you with that ridiculous get up I thought you were going to rob the place.
Lion: Ohhh making fun of the Iggy, Ju don't like Mexicans Eyh...well Fuck ju pal...
[glow=blue,2,300]Lively then begins to walk to the door of the store when out of the corner of his eye he notices something. [/glow]
Lion: Don't move homes....I found it...
[glow=blue,2,300]The attendant rushes back behind the counter to try and protect the cash register. Lively then moves his weaved poncho to the side pulling out what looks like a six shooter. [/glow]
Lion: Thee Worm...ahhh I have been looking for ju.
[glow=blue,2,300]The Lion walks over to the candy aisle starring at the packages of Gummy Worms.[/glow]
Lion: Who knew there were so many different worms, sour worms, neon colored worms, even chocolate covered worms...which worm is thee Worm...hum.
[glow=blue,2,300]Then Lively turns toward the man at the register still holding his six shooter, and asks him a question. The attendant very nervous by now with Lively[/glow]
Lion: Which ones of these is thee Worm??
[glow=blue,2,300]The attendant looks paniced and hits the silent alarm button. Lively shrugs his shoulders at the man and turns back to his Worm dilemma. Then sirens can be heard as the Mounties arrive at the store. Lively looks out to see them pulling into the parking lot[/glow]
Lion: Federally...great
[glow=blue,2,300]The two men come walking in with their weapon drawn, and Lively sets the gun down, and slides it under the shelf with his foot.[/glow]
Attendant: There he is the man with the gun.
[glow=blue,2,300]He pointed right at Michael Lively, and the men walk over toward the White Lion to search him.[/glow]
Lion: What...I'm innocent...I am only equipped with Mexican Judo??
[glow=blue,2,300]The two men look at Lively Puzzled.[/glow]
Lion: Judo'nt know if I got a knife, or Judo'nt know if I got a gun...
[glow=blue,2,300]Lively then chops one officer in the throat, and kicks the other in the chin, he then runs out of the store with a bag of Gummy Worms screaming as he jumps into the low rider. [/glow]
Lion: Mexican Outlaw on the run....
[glow=blue,2,300]Lion then fires the car up and drives off quickly to safety. A bit later the camera comes alive once more this time inside a sporting goods store. Lively walks up to a man in the baseball equipment section. Still in his get up, with the glue wearing off on his horrible mustache, causing the faux stache to sag off of his lip.[/glow]
Store clerk: Uh sir we don't sell pinatas here you want party city two stores over.
Lion: I don't need no stinkin Pinata, I'm looking for thee Worm.
Store Clerk: Oh....back at the counter they have the worms.
[glow=blue,2,300]Lively runs to the back followed by his mother. He walks up to the counter and the clerk back there smiles at the get up Lively is wearing.[/glow]
Clerk: Juan Valdez..we don't have any coffee beans here sorry
Lion: It's not Juan Valdez....it's Dirty Sanchez..
Clerk: Isn't that when you take your shitty dic....
Lion: Yeah but just call me Iggy...I'm looking for thee Worm.
Clerk: Ok well we have night crawlers, they make great bait to catch the big fish.
Lion: But are they thee Worm??
Clerk: I don't know, but they are worms....listen I don't know what kind of circus this is, or if I'm on Punk'd, but I have a cup of night crawlers, they are twelve bucks, do you want them or not.
[glow=blue,2,300]Lively then cups his arm around the back of the clerks head pulling him in close[/glow]
Lion: Are you mocking me...more importantly are you mocking thee Worm....
[glow=blue,2,300]Lively then slams the guy's head against the counter, then peals off the silly mustache, throws down the Sombrero, and pulls off the poncho. He motions for his mother, who then hands him his Overdrive title which he immediately places over his shoulder. He then turns toward the camera, grabs then lens focusing it on him, he then backs up and leaps to have a seat on the counter.[/glow]
Lion: Iggy the Iguana...I almost went with the pet store gimmick for this one but thought the worm thing would be a little funner. So tonight it's your lucky night. You not only get to step in the ring with the greatest Overdrive champion of all time, but the longest running. So tonight you have a chance top stake your claim, a chance to make a name for yourself. Iggy my friend you aren't the first man, of the last to try and make a name for yourself on the hard work of Michael Lively, just like the others you will fail, you will fall to the JESUS, you will look up to me wondering how I do it, how I manage to preform on the level that I do night in and night out. Others fall, others get injured, loose focus, but not Michael Lively...I am the industry Standard...the one man this company can bank on. The sure bet, the one who comes through in a clutch.
[glow=blue,2,300]Lively grabs the cup of night crawlers and dumps them on the counter next to him. [/glow]
Lion: Worms...I hope you know this isn't about worms...but since you have the deepest fetish with the damn things, maybe when I'm down showing you just exactly who I am in the match I'll shove a few in your mouth just for kicks...but then again that sounds like it's been done before. Who am I you ask Iggy...glad you asked... I am the man that refers to himself as the JESUS, the second Coming of Christ, the savior of Wrestling, the Hottest Shit Going, the Overdrive Champion, and more importantly the man that will be landing on your face with the Prelude later on. Now I may come across as arrogant to some, and cocky to others, and frankly that was what I was going for, so great. Needless to say Iggy I am those things...cause I can...I have proved that I'm taking this business into the future. Once and awhile it happens in this buisness....you see a guy starting out, and then pretty soon they transcend into greatness, well my journey has already begun, and the world just has to sit back and embrace it. You Iggy are welcome to run on up, and get slapped just like the rest. I'm going to spit in your face, piss on all your hard work...in fact check the bottle of Tequila your drinking it may have been spiked by the JESUS. Thats right Iggy I have no respect for you as a person, only as a competitor, but I also have the knowledge that I am better then you, in fact I am greater then you. I am the man, the student of Kenny Lambardo, the man that is now given the torch. Well I'm running with it, and right through you Iggy. You see the next PPV pits me once again against Jake Ruby, and it for this title.
[glow=blue,2,300]Lively taps the belt on his shoulder.[/glow]
Lion: Ohh...thats right I'm the champ...and this match isn't a title bout, so win or loose I still walk out with this, and you don't. Either way you slice it Iggy I am the fucking man, but loosing isn't what I plan on doing up against you. No sir a display of greatness, the level of heaven will be brought to the ring. I don't just plan on beating you, I plan of dismembering you, completely destroying you, and sending a clear message to my opponent at Shockwave. A message that I am no joke, it will be no game, there is still time to back out, and go back to the farm Ruby. For Iggy thought there is no backing out, time has run out, and your come to JESUS meeting is already upon us. Tonight I introduce myself to your first hand in the ring. Usually in a non-title match I sandbag it, and do just what is needed of me, but not on this evening. No sir I'm bringing the hardwood, and I'm knocking this bitch out of the park. The clutch hitter of APW is bringing the pain. Iggy Iguana I really don't know too much about you, I just know about ME. I know that I have beaten people they said where unbeatable, I have done things people didn't think were possible, and I know I possess the skills to beat any man or lizard. In my mind I am this companies franchise, and tonight I show you why, I show management nothing they already didn't know. When you call on Lively, you get results, when I leave the bench the team scores. So Iggy it's nothing personal for now, maybe later we can get really deep, and nasty, but till then this is just business, my business, my belt, my company, my legacy, and my time. So drink up, get nice and sloshed, cause it will hurt a lot less when I kick the shit out of you. Once it's polished off, and there is nothing left, ask yourself is that really a worm...or is it Michael Lively....Wow that came out wrong...ok Iggy hows my dick taste..no that won't work either...fuck it I'll stick with the classic. Iggy say those prayers cause the JESUS is listening, keep those dreams close to your heart cause the second you expose them I will piss all over them...I'm the JESUS...and you just another fucking stupid fuck ready to fall to greatness.....alright zoom in on those tits I'm out.
[glow=blue2,300]The camera then zooms in on his mom's chest as he walks off and the camera fades out.[/glow]
