Post by Dr. Wacko on Sept 8, 2008 20:30:46 GMT -4
The scene opens up with a montage of fun scenes from Las Vegas. Flashing lights, new cars, wads of cash, outlandish performances and beautiful women are shown in this montage sequence with accompanied by Frank Sinatra music. Without a moments notice the montage ceases and all we see is the sick desperate look of Dr. Wacko. He sits on the edge of a bed in a hotel room. The camera is fixed on him close and tight. His hair is a mess, he appears dirty and and sleep deprived. He wears his white lab coat , a Michael Lively tshirt, and some khaki shorts. His eyes are red and appears to have been crying. He is clearly unsettled.
Dr. Wacko: Well, I know this was supposed to be the first week of my new talk show but things don't always go according to plan. You see, I wrestled someone last week, whose name already escapes me. This week I am facing a man who calls himself Ace. My mentor and future APW world heavyweight champion provided me with research. He says the key to beating your oppenant is research. *clears throat* "The word "ace" comes from the Old French word 'as' (from Latin 'as') meaning 'a unit', from the name of a small Roman coin. It originally meant the side of a die with only one mark, before it was a term for a playing card. Since this was the lowest roll of the die, it traditionally meant 'bad luck' in Middle English, but as the ace is often the highest playing card, its meaning has changed to mean 'high-quality, excellence'."
Dr. Wacko: Well, Mr. Daniels, are you of high quality? Are you excellent? NO! You are NOT! I am not an angry person, I am a happy person, but you know what, my mentor, who I will call Mr. Longbaugh, so that he doesnt have to edit out his name every five seconds told me this was good for me. Since I've come to the APW no one has shown me any respect. I was told that part of our job was to document our lives and even talk about our oppponents. My debut against Dainty Steve was met with very little reaction. I schooled a professional wrestler. I don't even do this stuff for a living. I provided a video for everyone to watch and he didn't even respect me enough to do that. And now you, ACE, do the same thing. But you know what, I already know you are a better wrestler than me. You are skilled, you are trained, you are intelligent. But you are NOT Michael Lively. He would have the courage and respect to at least address me before the match. You are better than me Ace Daniels, but I've got my own ace in the hole. "Longbaugh". He will be coming to the ring with me this week and he will make sure you get whats coming to you. Ace Daniels I will be sending a message to you and to the rest of the APW. I am here, because I want to have fun and want to learn, but if I am not respected heads will FREAKING ROLL! *clears throat" And, your future APW Champion will run through everyone here and he will do it by taking you out. Thank the stars that APW has Michael Lively and soon will have "Longbaugh" because if it werent for them, APW would be full crap. At least thats what I'm starting to realize. I would have thought that someone of your age would be a bit more respectful and have a little more integrity. Ace Daniels you have neither. And you have hurt my feelings.
Dr. Wacko begins to cry.
Dr. Wacko: Because of you I didn't do my talk show this week. Because of you, "Longbaugh" is gambling the night away with women of the night rather than helping me. Because of you, Dr. Wacko is too emotional to even think about his idol Michael Lively. And that pisses me off more than anything else. So I ask you Daniels, are you the high card ace, or are you the lowest roll of the die? Are you the single unit that will be crushed by anything else? Think about it. I want you to think about your name and ask yourself are you really in Ace in the hole? If anything I'm going to prove that I am the ace. And if allowed I'd like to fill the empty void in Michael Lively's life. I want to be the Ace in his hole....anyway I digress. Ace Daniels you aren't nice. Suck on that. Goodnight old man.
Dr. Wacko: Well, I know this was supposed to be the first week of my new talk show but things don't always go according to plan. You see, I wrestled someone last week, whose name already escapes me. This week I am facing a man who calls himself Ace. My mentor and future APW world heavyweight champion provided me with research. He says the key to beating your oppenant is research. *clears throat* "The word "ace" comes from the Old French word 'as' (from Latin 'as') meaning 'a unit', from the name of a small Roman coin. It originally meant the side of a die with only one mark, before it was a term for a playing card. Since this was the lowest roll of the die, it traditionally meant 'bad luck' in Middle English, but as the ace is often the highest playing card, its meaning has changed to mean 'high-quality, excellence'."
Dr. Wacko: Well, Mr. Daniels, are you of high quality? Are you excellent? NO! You are NOT! I am not an angry person, I am a happy person, but you know what, my mentor, who I will call Mr. Longbaugh, so that he doesnt have to edit out his name every five seconds told me this was good for me. Since I've come to the APW no one has shown me any respect. I was told that part of our job was to document our lives and even talk about our oppponents. My debut against Dainty Steve was met with very little reaction. I schooled a professional wrestler. I don't even do this stuff for a living. I provided a video for everyone to watch and he didn't even respect me enough to do that. And now you, ACE, do the same thing. But you know what, I already know you are a better wrestler than me. You are skilled, you are trained, you are intelligent. But you are NOT Michael Lively. He would have the courage and respect to at least address me before the match. You are better than me Ace Daniels, but I've got my own ace in the hole. "Longbaugh". He will be coming to the ring with me this week and he will make sure you get whats coming to you. Ace Daniels I will be sending a message to you and to the rest of the APW. I am here, because I want to have fun and want to learn, but if I am not respected heads will FREAKING ROLL! *clears throat" And, your future APW Champion will run through everyone here and he will do it by taking you out. Thank the stars that APW has Michael Lively and soon will have "Longbaugh" because if it werent for them, APW would be full crap. At least thats what I'm starting to realize. I would have thought that someone of your age would be a bit more respectful and have a little more integrity. Ace Daniels you have neither. And you have hurt my feelings.
Dr. Wacko begins to cry.
Dr. Wacko: Because of you I didn't do my talk show this week. Because of you, "Longbaugh" is gambling the night away with women of the night rather than helping me. Because of you, Dr. Wacko is too emotional to even think about his idol Michael Lively. And that pisses me off more than anything else. So I ask you Daniels, are you the high card ace, or are you the lowest roll of the die? Are you the single unit that will be crushed by anything else? Think about it. I want you to think about your name and ask yourself are you really in Ace in the hole? If anything I'm going to prove that I am the ace. And if allowed I'd like to fill the empty void in Michael Lively's life. I want to be the Ace in his hole....anyway I digress. Ace Daniels you aren't nice. Suck on that. Goodnight old man.
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