Post by "The Hottest Shit Going" on Sept 12, 2008 2:51:52 GMT -4
The White Lion storms into his locker room, throws his title across the room in frustration. The Overdrive title hits the cushions of the couch, and lays in a mess on the seat portion of the relaxation zone. Ms. Lively enters in after her son, notices the title, and the look on her son's face.
Ms. Lively: Whats wrong Michael...
Lion: WHATS WRONG...are you freaking serious...let me run down the list...firstly this broad Dita Von Dutch or Lita Van Buren I don't know and really don't care about her, or her getting a shot at my title, the thing that perturbs me is she put her hands on the JESUS...her fucking savior....thats the problem with the world you fucking women.
Ms. Lively: Well you had better get used to it cause there are a few women in your path as of late...and tonight it's you and Spirit.
Lion: Nice...you just added one more thing to my list which I'm not finished bitching about yet, so if you will show some respect to the JESUS mom...and keep your yap shut until I point to you for a response...next on the list was...that fucking waste of humanity Sabur...this bitch got a title shot, a world title shot...I mean this guy blows title shots like old ladies blow out their depends. Now Jeff wastes a title shot on this guy, a bonified looser, I mean the greatest thing I ever did is walk away from Sabur and walk away from the Revolution...and that takes me to the next thing...Sabur speaking earlier of great returns...Trevor Blackwell...I mean you can't be serious...the day Kaos comes back to APW will rock the foundation of this place, till that day I say Hail Kaos, and fuck Blackwell.Solider's of the Church don't forget...we don't forget.
Lively looks to his mother for a response.
Ms. Lively: Well Michael....
Lively shakes his head no to his mother like she is responding wrong.
Ms. Lively: Hail Kaos.
Lively then shakes his head in approval to his mother, then holds his hand up for enough of her, and continues on.
Lion: Fucking right Hail Kaos...as for Trevor coming back who knows what will happen he's kind of a loose cannon. Now onto this evening, my latest dilemma, the one you just informed the JESUS of. The one and only Dark Paladian of Kaos, Spirit Tara Jacobs...well we both were a piece of the most dominant force in professional wrestling The Church of Kaos. Well it seems this violent femme fatal has lost her mind as of late, and poses to be a handful for Jeff. Like always when Jeff can't handle something he pawns it of on others. On this occasion he pawns it off on ME. Truthfully I don't want to face her in the ring, I don't have any beef with her, and she kind of freaks me out a little. None the less the JESUS of APW, the Overdrive champion will due his duty for APW...even though they show no respect for me, or what I have done for this company. They pass me up for some giant retard, well thats fine I will continue to dominate the Overdrive championship, and tonight I will enter the ring, against a former ally. Spirit Tara Jacobs is a for metal adversary in the ring, and possesses a ton of skill. Lucky for me I fear nothing, I have some pretty dandy skills of my own, and seem to hold my own pretty well in the ring against the skilled veterans of this business. So the way I see it the odds are against her, she is the one who isn't playing with a full deck, I mean her happy meal is a few nuggets short as of late. So...wait a minute...what type of match is this...(pointing to his mother for a response)
Ms. Lively: It's a Gauntlet Match...and non title for you..she got three back to back...
Lion: Nice...so she is facing off against more the one person...
Ms. Lively: Yeah you are her last match.
Lion: (looking sternly at his mother for the out of turn remark) So she has to face two other people, then step in there with me...luckily for her the Overdrive title isn't on the line cause time and time again..hell I'm almost sick of saying it but when that belt is up for grabs you end up with a loss, cause I'm am not only unbeatable for this belt, but untouchable when it comes to my gold. So Mom if you see her later on...you let her know it's nothing personal, it's just business, I hold some serious respect for her, and her skills, and I am looking forward to our matchup...also her remind her that no matter your religious beliefs...whether you believe in the JESUS, or Greek mythology...no mater how you slice it Women ruined the world from the very begining...that doesn't go unpunished...people don't forget...I don't forget...whether it's your EVE...or PANDORA...or Mother Fucking Spirit Tara Jacobs....you opened the box, you ate the apple, or stepped in the path of the Christ...so you let her know...her come to JESUS meeting is scheduled....it's booked...logged into the calendar...no escaping the fact that she will be face to face with the Hottest Shit Going...I'm not doubting her skill, I just have the utmost confidence in mine....
Lively then points to his mother...she tries to speak and he shakes his head no.
Lion: That point mother.....was the scamper point....now get.
Ms. Lively then exits the locker room to leave her son to prepare for his match later on this evening. Michael then walks over to the couch picks up his title and sits down on the couch. His mother closes the door behind her, and Lively then clutches the title closes, snuggling his cheek up against the name plate. The scene ends with Lively snuggling with his prize possession.
Ms. Lively: Whats wrong Michael...
Lion: WHATS WRONG...are you freaking serious...let me run down the list...firstly this broad Dita Von Dutch or Lita Van Buren I don't know and really don't care about her, or her getting a shot at my title, the thing that perturbs me is she put her hands on the JESUS...her fucking savior....thats the problem with the world you fucking women.
Ms. Lively: Well you had better get used to it cause there are a few women in your path as of late...and tonight it's you and Spirit.
Lion: Nice...you just added one more thing to my list which I'm not finished bitching about yet, so if you will show some respect to the JESUS mom...and keep your yap shut until I point to you for a response...next on the list was...that fucking waste of humanity Sabur...this bitch got a title shot, a world title shot...I mean this guy blows title shots like old ladies blow out their depends. Now Jeff wastes a title shot on this guy, a bonified looser, I mean the greatest thing I ever did is walk away from Sabur and walk away from the Revolution...and that takes me to the next thing...Sabur speaking earlier of great returns...Trevor Blackwell...I mean you can't be serious...the day Kaos comes back to APW will rock the foundation of this place, till that day I say Hail Kaos, and fuck Blackwell.Solider's of the Church don't forget...we don't forget.
Lively looks to his mother for a response.
Ms. Lively: Well Michael....
Lively shakes his head no to his mother like she is responding wrong.
Ms. Lively: Hail Kaos.
Lively then shakes his head in approval to his mother, then holds his hand up for enough of her, and continues on.
Lion: Fucking right Hail Kaos...as for Trevor coming back who knows what will happen he's kind of a loose cannon. Now onto this evening, my latest dilemma, the one you just informed the JESUS of. The one and only Dark Paladian of Kaos, Spirit Tara Jacobs...well we both were a piece of the most dominant force in professional wrestling The Church of Kaos. Well it seems this violent femme fatal has lost her mind as of late, and poses to be a handful for Jeff. Like always when Jeff can't handle something he pawns it of on others. On this occasion he pawns it off on ME. Truthfully I don't want to face her in the ring, I don't have any beef with her, and she kind of freaks me out a little. None the less the JESUS of APW, the Overdrive champion will due his duty for APW...even though they show no respect for me, or what I have done for this company. They pass me up for some giant retard, well thats fine I will continue to dominate the Overdrive championship, and tonight I will enter the ring, against a former ally. Spirit Tara Jacobs is a for metal adversary in the ring, and possesses a ton of skill. Lucky for me I fear nothing, I have some pretty dandy skills of my own, and seem to hold my own pretty well in the ring against the skilled veterans of this business. So the way I see it the odds are against her, she is the one who isn't playing with a full deck, I mean her happy meal is a few nuggets short as of late. So...wait a minute...what type of match is this...(pointing to his mother for a response)
Ms. Lively: It's a Gauntlet Match...and non title for you..she got three back to back...
Lion: Nice...so she is facing off against more the one person...
Ms. Lively: Yeah you are her last match.
Lion: (looking sternly at his mother for the out of turn remark) So she has to face two other people, then step in there with me...luckily for her the Overdrive title isn't on the line cause time and time again..hell I'm almost sick of saying it but when that belt is up for grabs you end up with a loss, cause I'm am not only unbeatable for this belt, but untouchable when it comes to my gold. So Mom if you see her later on...you let her know it's nothing personal, it's just business, I hold some serious respect for her, and her skills, and I am looking forward to our matchup...also her remind her that no matter your religious beliefs...whether you believe in the JESUS, or Greek mythology...no mater how you slice it Women ruined the world from the very begining...that doesn't go unpunished...people don't forget...I don't forget...whether it's your EVE...or PANDORA...or Mother Fucking Spirit Tara Jacobs....you opened the box, you ate the apple, or stepped in the path of the Christ...so you let her know...her come to JESUS meeting is scheduled....it's booked...logged into the calendar...no escaping the fact that she will be face to face with the Hottest Shit Going...I'm not doubting her skill, I just have the utmost confidence in mine....
Lively then points to his mother...she tries to speak and he shakes his head no.
Lion: That point mother.....was the scamper point....now get.
Ms. Lively then exits the locker room to leave her son to prepare for his match later on this evening. Michael then walks over to the couch picks up his title and sits down on the couch. His mother closes the door behind her, and Lively then clutches the title closes, snuggling his cheek up against the name plate. The scene ends with Lively snuggling with his prize possession.
