Post by Nasir on Sept 15, 2008 10:14:34 GMT -4
BUSINESS TO ATTEND TOO
The scene starts showing Jason Ricochet, he is looking fresh after the battle he was involved in at the last over drive. He is led in a huge double bed complete with silk white sheets. As he sits with a smile on his face appearing to be naked, the camera closes in on him as he speaks.
A draw, not what most people was expecting but never the less I displayed what I’m all about as I narrowly missed out on the victory. I had the odds stacked against me facing a bigger and stronger competitor but still I did not crumble. I showed exactly what all the fuss is about.
As he finishes his sentence he twitches slightly before looking underneath the cover, he is soon joined by a gorgeous blonde. She sits up next to him just about covering up everything she should. He puts his arm around the seemingly worn out and satisfied young lady before he continues talking.
So where was I? Oh yeah that’s it Carl, it certainly was everything I was expecting I mean you put up a real one dimensional attack if you ask me. There was no planning just all out brutality; I look forward to crossing paths again maybe one day. Until then though there is far more pressing matters. To this week and my match against Rick ‘The Dick’ Stevens again APW management have failed to place me against a worthy opponent but I suppose I must accept let downs like this as I establish myself here. So I’ll be there ready to kick seven bells of shit out of you, I just hope the atmosphere doesn’t get to you I mean it would be a shame if you failed to turn up to your debut match.
Again there is a disturbance under the covers as another young lady this time a red head comes to light. She wipes her mouth dry giving off the impression of….Well use your imagination. Before he pursues the conversation with Rick Stevens he is forced to move up into the center as he is now surrounded by women. As he goes to speak the red head attempts to kiss him not he cheek to which he is forced to put his hand up to her face and repel the kiss. He hurriedly continues to talk before she gets the opportunity to question him.
So Steven’s, make you way to San Jose just don’t expect o leave in a hurry. You will be staying over night in a hospital bed, as you lie scared both mentally and physically after the punishment I unleash upon you. You are inferior as you will soon learn, not only in the ring but in life in general. As you sit in your bedroom at your mum and dads house looking up at your posters of wrestling greats such as me and Shawn Michaels. I train with my great friend Shawn over in San Antonio as I prepare for the destruction that will you will come face to face with sooner rather than later. As you lie on you little single, cum stained and sweaty bed looking up at your shitty, miniature television watching the beautiful people that walk this earth. Continuously tugging away at that pathetic scrawny little bit of flesh that hangs between your legs. Desperate to be like people such as myself, wishing that you to could have beautiful women constantly flocking you. It will never happen though simply because you are not no my level in life, nit he ring, in the bed anywhere.
So as you lie on your back with the referee counting 1…2…..3 remember that as the moment you came face to face with a genuinely superior person. As you end scrimp and scrape your way through your wrestling career; making a few bucks but always being an average superstar never making the main events and title matches. Just think you had the opportunity to face such a legend in the making as Jason ‘The Sensation’ Ricochet. As you sit in your shitty house with your ugly as wife and your snotty little kids you can tell them to sit no your lap as you tell them about September the 15th, San Jose when you faced the best wrestler to step into a ring.
Both women chuckle as he continues his onslaught on Stevens. Both fight for his attention but it is to no avail he ignores both and focuses 100% of his attention on the camera. He becomes frustrated as both women attempt to cuddle him; he is forced to sharply sit up in a stiff position as he begins to again speak.
So Rick ‘Suck My Dick’ Stevens when we face each other tonight after you’ve been hard at work in the cheap ass gym to which you hold a membership. Just picture me led here with two women both eager for me to do them a favor and knock their hips off.
He laughs hysterically at his own joke, wipes his chin and gives a glance down under the cover at the naked ladies bodies. He pulls a face that can only be described as pure delight. He shakes his head at the thought of what is about to happen (again). He is now in a rush to end the conversation with Stevens so finishes the promo with a few words.
As you can see my friend I have business I must attend to, so I leave you with this. Tonight inside my squared circle you’re getting knocked the fuck out, whether you realize it yet or not you stand no chance of defeating me. So see you real soon don’t worry I shall come by the hospital later on after Overdrive to see you, maybe even sign you an autograph? How’s that sound?
The scene cuts as both women display a huge grin as Jay sits back once again as he ‘gets down to business’.
The scene starts showing Jason Ricochet, he is looking fresh after the battle he was involved in at the last over drive. He is led in a huge double bed complete with silk white sheets. As he sits with a smile on his face appearing to be naked, the camera closes in on him as he speaks.
A draw, not what most people was expecting but never the less I displayed what I’m all about as I narrowly missed out on the victory. I had the odds stacked against me facing a bigger and stronger competitor but still I did not crumble. I showed exactly what all the fuss is about.
As he finishes his sentence he twitches slightly before looking underneath the cover, he is soon joined by a gorgeous blonde. She sits up next to him just about covering up everything she should. He puts his arm around the seemingly worn out and satisfied young lady before he continues talking.
So where was I? Oh yeah that’s it Carl, it certainly was everything I was expecting I mean you put up a real one dimensional attack if you ask me. There was no planning just all out brutality; I look forward to crossing paths again maybe one day. Until then though there is far more pressing matters. To this week and my match against Rick ‘The Dick’ Stevens again APW management have failed to place me against a worthy opponent but I suppose I must accept let downs like this as I establish myself here. So I’ll be there ready to kick seven bells of shit out of you, I just hope the atmosphere doesn’t get to you I mean it would be a shame if you failed to turn up to your debut match.
Again there is a disturbance under the covers as another young lady this time a red head comes to light. She wipes her mouth dry giving off the impression of….Well use your imagination. Before he pursues the conversation with Rick Stevens he is forced to move up into the center as he is now surrounded by women. As he goes to speak the red head attempts to kiss him not he cheek to which he is forced to put his hand up to her face and repel the kiss. He hurriedly continues to talk before she gets the opportunity to question him.
So Steven’s, make you way to San Jose just don’t expect o leave in a hurry. You will be staying over night in a hospital bed, as you lie scared both mentally and physically after the punishment I unleash upon you. You are inferior as you will soon learn, not only in the ring but in life in general. As you sit in your bedroom at your mum and dads house looking up at your posters of wrestling greats such as me and Shawn Michaels. I train with my great friend Shawn over in San Antonio as I prepare for the destruction that will you will come face to face with sooner rather than later. As you lie on you little single, cum stained and sweaty bed looking up at your shitty, miniature television watching the beautiful people that walk this earth. Continuously tugging away at that pathetic scrawny little bit of flesh that hangs between your legs. Desperate to be like people such as myself, wishing that you to could have beautiful women constantly flocking you. It will never happen though simply because you are not no my level in life, nit he ring, in the bed anywhere.
So as you lie on your back with the referee counting 1…2…..3 remember that as the moment you came face to face with a genuinely superior person. As you end scrimp and scrape your way through your wrestling career; making a few bucks but always being an average superstar never making the main events and title matches. Just think you had the opportunity to face such a legend in the making as Jason ‘The Sensation’ Ricochet. As you sit in your shitty house with your ugly as wife and your snotty little kids you can tell them to sit no your lap as you tell them about September the 15th, San Jose when you faced the best wrestler to step into a ring.
Both women chuckle as he continues his onslaught on Stevens. Both fight for his attention but it is to no avail he ignores both and focuses 100% of his attention on the camera. He becomes frustrated as both women attempt to cuddle him; he is forced to sharply sit up in a stiff position as he begins to again speak.
So Rick ‘Suck My Dick’ Stevens when we face each other tonight after you’ve been hard at work in the cheap ass gym to which you hold a membership. Just picture me led here with two women both eager for me to do them a favor and knock their hips off.
He laughs hysterically at his own joke, wipes his chin and gives a glance down under the cover at the naked ladies bodies. He pulls a face that can only be described as pure delight. He shakes his head at the thought of what is about to happen (again). He is now in a rush to end the conversation with Stevens so finishes the promo with a few words.
As you can see my friend I have business I must attend to, so I leave you with this. Tonight inside my squared circle you’re getting knocked the fuck out, whether you realize it yet or not you stand no chance of defeating me. So see you real soon don’t worry I shall come by the hospital later on after Overdrive to see you, maybe even sign you an autograph? How’s that sound?
The scene cuts as both women display a huge grin as Jay sits back once again as he ‘gets down to business’.
