Post by "The Hottest Shit Going" on Jun 12, 2008 3:25:11 GMT -4
More tails from the epic Bible of the KaotiK
The Book of Defeat-Verse 6:9:08
JESUS: You know I really don't have time for this, I have just lost to Vin E Lambardo, and quite frankly I'm still not sure who my first title defense will be against and at the moment, one would say that I'm not on a hill of momentum going into this defense either, and the last thing a second coming of Christ needs, is his mother standing in the door way waiting to get plowed down for attention, NOW GET UP...march you ass out to the medic if your hurt, or go sit the fuck down and shut up will ya...I'm trying to think over here...Hello SON OF GOD...Thinking....fucking people make me sick, I really can't believe I bit the bullet for you fucks in salvation.
The Book of a New Day-Verse 6:10:08
The Aftermath and Afterthoughts
The Book of New Comers-Verse 6:11:08
JESUS: Man...I just don't know who the fuck I'm going to defend this strap against...I need some prep, I need to scout...I need to pray...HA..to MYSELF!!!, I just gotta have my game tight cause I'm not even in the vicinity of ready to relinquish this here belt.
JESUS: Top of the world JESUS speaking...allright the card is set...man I have been going nuts for the bookers to get this shit together...so give it to me, who's the JESUS going to look good fighting next.....ohhh.....Non Title....OK...Contender announced soon...and Monday.....NOT THAT FUCKING MATCH!......alright the JESUS needs to think...thanks for calling.
Book of Dilemmas-Verse 6:16:08
The day of Overdrive, prior to a test.
JESUS: What up GOD...dude this secret thing I can tell is causing you great stress, and well...I don't know...if you need anything you can count on me, the keys to success that you have unlocked within me, and all the things you have done to boost me into the spotlight, I'm in debt to you and well all things asside...you have a friend in Michael Lively for life...it's just that...I uh just uh.... well later tonight....what I'm trying to say is, later against Diana it's just business, and what ever you need of me... you say do a job..and well I'll lay down and do one clean in the middle, you just say the word. You know things are crazy and now you are defending the strap against Twister, and I just don't want to cause any beef with, or add to the level of stress...
Harvey: Welcome back folks, this coming Sunday marks the coming of the Test 4 the Best, and many great events are to take place at this show.
Chase: And after last week pal, you gotta quit looking forward for the PPV and focus in this evening after last week anything is liable to happen.
JESUS: Now that you fucks are done, with your blatant disrespect of your Savior, on to ME. You see I still have no contender for my title, but am told something is in the works, and on to later it's your JESUS, and the GODDESS, and frankly that troubles me in some way's...you see we are all competitive, and ring warriors, and can do a number of things in this ring, and now I will have to do that against the newly crowned wife of GOD. Well...so be it...it's just business, and I'm sure this heavenly woman of the Kingdom will be coming out here to do that very same thing, and it probably won't affect her in the slightest, so with the wisdom of GOD, those feelings are put aside.
JESUS: You people...
JESUS: You see...one thing I noticed about the wedding, you fuckers change with the wind, and bunch of flip flopper's. You cheer the GODly World Champion, you cheered the wedding, and then cheer the assault of the Church when the world witnessed the return of Twister. You FUCKS cheered that man as he struck the skull of JESUS, and I heard that just prior to lights out.
JESUS: Yeah... well let me explain something to you people, this business, things change, people come and go, some turn face or heal with the drop of the hat. Yet this very man was hated since arriving here, and in fact pretty much never really got to many pops of cheers from the fans. You see in this business that is constantly going through evolution, one thing remains the same...I am the most hated man in the industry, and will be, until the end of time. I love being the enemy, I thrive in your boo, and reveille in this disgust, knowing that you people can not stand me, is exactly what I expect from the people that orchestrated the demise of the first go around of Christ. Well this second coming, is a big fuck you to the world. So to those who oppose, the day has come for your come to JESUS meeting. Twister...you are on warning, and I have just placed you on the list. What list you ask...well FUCK YOU would like to know wouldn't ya. Diana, the lovely Mrs. Lambardo, tonight fresh from your honeymoon, it's me and you, and it's simply business. However Mrs. Lambardo..if you in any way bring harm to my GOD, or flip tail on him like all you evil bitches seem to do, well then the fury of Christ will rain down upon your soul like a hail storm destroying all in it's path. So until that point Mrs. Lambardo you have my respect out of the ring, and in the ring, well to not show you respect there would by suicide. So in closing to my God's bride...I wish you good luck.
The Book of Defeat-Verse 6:9:08
[glow=Blue,2,300]The locker room door goes flying open smacking Ms. Lively in the face as she seemingly was attempting to leave. The Christ all mighty barrels in the room with his gorgeous title in hand. He lays the precious prize on the coffee table very neatly and proper with the utmost respect for the piece of APW history he had worked so hard to achieve. It may not be as elite of a championship as some would think that the World title is, or even held in such a high honor as the Extreme strap, yet in the mind of JESUS, this belt is Christ like, and holds the up most honors of heaven. It is his title, one earned in a hard fought battle with a man known as a jobber, yet did not resemble that moniker in any way. This man how ever brief his career was, had blazed a pretty dominant path through some pretty stiff competition here in APW, and the JESUS holds the honor that he dethroned this man, and beat him for the Overdrive championship as a true accolade in the many to come down the line in is what to be a illustrious career of the White Lion. As the Lion is standing there looking down at his prized possession, he then hears the whimpers of his mother. Livelys head turns in her direction to see his mother down on the ground with her hands over her middle aged but hot milf-like face. Michael walks over to the woman that gave birth to him and raised him, he kneels down beside her, with one hand one her back, putting his face close to her ear, and whispering, almost with a look of compassion. [/glow]
JESUS: You know I really don't have time for this, I have just lost to Vin E Lambardo, and quite frankly I'm still not sure who my first title defense will be against and at the moment, one would say that I'm not on a hill of momentum going into this defense either, and the last thing a second coming of Christ needs, is his mother standing in the door way waiting to get plowed down for attention, NOW GET UP...march you ass out to the medic if your hurt, or go sit the fuck down and shut up will ya...I'm trying to think over here...Hello SON OF GOD...Thinking....fucking people make me sick, I really can't believe I bit the bullet for you fucks in salvation.
[glow=Blue,2,300]Now Michael Lively is a harsh man to his mother, and the comments from Vin E may ring true in some believers that this incarnation of a self proclaimed JESUS, doesn't meet any of the qualities of the first go around of the Lord, yet Lively stands there smirking at the thoughts of those very comments, for he himself proclaimed that the return of Christ in the form of Michael Lively was bigger badder JESUS. You see walking the earth for thirty something years, being treated like shit, and crucified for the sins of the world, the sake of millions, and then cheating death, resurrecting, and then ascending to heaven to sit at the right hand of the father, until the day that he would return. Well...maybe as the JESUS sat up there as millions of people have come and gone, and thousands of years had passed, and he watched on to the very world that his father created, and the people that dwell in it, the same people that his father sent him there to save, continually disrespect the JESUS, and his sacrifice, and pretty much spit in the face of the lord with each passing second. The JESUS sitting there, after preforming miracles, and taking such a huge burden for the sake of the world, has to now look down upon it's people as the go about their very lives with out a care in the world for what he has done, and what they have because of him.The blatant Fuck You the world has showed the kingdom of GOD, has pushed the JESUS over the edge. So after three thousands one hundred twenty nine years, five hours, and forty three seconds, the JESUS had declared on the heavenly throne that he had enough...and the JESUS was born again...in Michael Lively. The White Lion looks at the people of the world with disdain, and a sure smugness. These people hate him like they did all those years ago, and the JESUS that Vin E spoke of...well I'd say he has grown tired, sick and tired in fact...tired of being ridiculed, and tired of being spit on...So now this JESUS does the spitting, and this JESUS has no problem telling some one how shitty they truly are in the eyes of GOD. These thoughts ease the mind of Michael Lively as he was enraged with his difficult defeat against the hands of Vin. Lively has respect for the younger Lambardo, and every aspect of his game that is brought forth into each battle, but the sheer disappointment will not be erased from the mind of Lively. The JESUS holds his losses very close to his heart in a vault if you will, keeping a close guard on them for some day they will be avenged, just like his mission here on earth, to avenge the treatment of the first JESUS, and seek retribution for the savior, and give the world a true JESUS that will not turn the other cheek, yet plunge a knife into your throat if need be. Lively then heads to the shower to get ready for the wedding.[/glow]
The Book of a New Day-Verse 6:10:08
The Aftermath and Afterthoughts
[glow=Blue,2,300]On this day the sun is shinning and the birds are chirping, and the lord is un easy, for his GOD should be in a time of bliss, yet to the disruptions of others, others that are jealous with the things GOD offers, jealous that they are not as powerful, and truly gifted like the leader of this church. The Church can not sit easy, and the JESUS in some sort of capacity have let down this congregation. The Lion fell victim to a man that thinks of the JESUS as a false prophet, he looks on at his brother the GOD Kaos as a man that has lost his mind, instead of the true deity that he is. This young Lamabrdo wishes to walk with priest, and dwell in sanctuaries, burring him self in the books of old scripture. This talented man then wishes to spew these very words back toward the Church...come on Vin...you speak these words as if they are you own thoughts....no my boy....They are not your words....these words aren't new.....in fact they ring loud and clear for they are the words of the royal family, the kingdom of heaven, the Church of Kaos. You sit and pray with your hands folded, speaking to the lord...I find it funny that when those very prayers you wish...they come right to the JESUS, thats right son E boy the JESUS hears you loud and clear. The victory you received may have just been a prophecy coming to light, leading to other things in the path of righteousness, well soon Vin you will come to an end on that path, and be face to face once again with the true righteousness...the JESUS. The day of reckoning will come to light, and the sins will be paid for like the unsettled debt. You will stand before the ultimate Christ, the incarnation of JESUS that should have walked the earth the first go around, the son of GOD, that carries on the true traits and characteristics of his father...spitefull in the face of disrespect...vengefull...and judgmental....passing down a wrath....they say only one can judge...well Vin your trial will soon come due...and the JESUS is waiting atop the bench with a gavel in hand.[/glow]
The Book of New Comers-Verse 6:11:08
[glow=Blue,2,300]Sitting in his hotel room receiving a package that he had ordered from the APW developmental team. The Lion then sits on the bed as he put the video in to check out what he was so anxious to set his heavenly, Christ like eyes upon. The screen on the flat panel television is black and then comes to life, and the sight of new comer Austin Daniels begins to play...a sort of highlight reel of this young mans career. The twists and turns this man does are almost peotic..and then the JESUS sees it..what he was looking for...the finisher displayed last week...seeing it again, it is just as amazing as it was the first time it passed the corneas of the JESUS. As that video finishes the next one comes to light...The Twister...and wow this man hits from every angles like a whirlwind...the hype and excitement with this new comer to APW is all valid. The Twister although new here...the boy's in the back have spoke of this in ring legend, and now the JESUS is graced with the visual of this competitor. Then a highlight reel of Varga Zodd pods up on the screen, and it two was impressive, even though the career here has yet to spark. Then the great Dr. Phate...nothing more to say his talents some across on the video, as the Lion finishes the tape, he sits on the bed pondering things like a JESUS does at times...think things over, when you rock the powers blessed upon you as the son of GOD, well you need to think about things before just leaping forward parting rivers, and seas. [/glow]
JESUS: Man...I just don't know who the fuck I'm going to defend this strap against...I need some prep, I need to scout...I need to pray...HA..to MYSELF!!!, I just gotta have my game tight cause I'm not even in the vicinity of ready to relinquish this here belt.
[glow=Blue,2,300]Just then the phone in the hotel room rings, and the Lion picks up. [/glow]
JESUS: Top of the world JESUS speaking...allright the card is set...man I have been going nuts for the bookers to get this shit together...so give it to me, who's the JESUS going to look good fighting next.....ohhh.....Non Title....OK...Contender announced soon...and Monday.....NOT THAT FUCKING MATCH!......alright the JESUS needs to think...thanks for calling.
Book of Dilemmas-Verse 6:16:08
The day of Overdrive, prior to a test.
[glow=Blue,2,300]The Lion runs into Kaos back stage prior to the show.[/glow]
JESUS: What up GOD...dude this secret thing I can tell is causing you great stress, and well...I don't know...if you need anything you can count on me, the keys to success that you have unlocked within me, and all the things you have done to boost me into the spotlight, I'm in debt to you and well all things asside...you have a friend in Michael Lively for life...it's just that...I uh just uh.... well later tonight....what I'm trying to say is, later against Diana it's just business, and what ever you need of me... you say do a job..and well I'll lay down and do one clean in the middle, you just say the word. You know things are crazy and now you are defending the strap against Twister, and I just don't want to cause any beef with, or add to the level of stress...
[glow=Blue,2,300]Kenny looks upon the young JESUS with the look only a GOD could display, and without saying a word, the young champion, and apprentice to GOD had the answers he needed, and with a mutual exchange of respect as a light embrace between the two, they then part ways as the show begins. In the back stage you can feel the arena floor shake with all the pyro, and the roof quiver from the explosions of cheers and scream from the APW faithful. This product has been on the rise, and with last weeks ratting at an all time high, tonight is sure to bring more good fortune for the stock holders of APW corporate. The Lion the makes his way through the arena toward the locker room, where he sits rather quietly until a knock comes at the door, informing the JESUS that they are ready for his promo.[/glow]
Harvey: Welcome back folks, this coming Sunday marks the coming of the Test 4 the Best, and many great events are to take place at this show.
Chase: And after last week pal, you gotta quit looking forward for the PPV and focus in this evening after last week anything is liable to happen.
[glow=Blue,2,300]Just then the titan tron comes to life.....and the music that has become some of the most hated entrance themes in the history of wrestling, "Eat You Alive" blares as the Lion makes his entrance be felt.[/glow]
[glow=Blue,2,300]He walks the ramp, with that over polished Overdrive championship belt strapped oh so prettily around that waist, flipping off the crowd, and giving them the uppercut shove it signs along the way. One fan lunged out to touch the JESUS, and was met by a stiff open hand slap right across the cheek. He then makes it to the ring and walks the stairs, as he is above the people at ringside, Lively then clears his throat and then lets a nasty wad of spit loose into the front row securing it into cement that he will be the most hated man to ever walk that ramp. He then flips himself into the ring, landing on his feet, striking the I am JESUS pose, and then running to the ropes leaping to the second strand of cable, throwing a huge Fuck You symbol up high to the fans in the cheap seats as the overwhelming chorus of boo's fuel this young ego maniac. The Lion, the Overdrive Champion, the self proclaimed JESUS snatches the mic from the ring attendant with a disgust of who dare you even step with in three feet of his holiness. Michael walks over and takes place in the side of the ring, unstrapping the precious title, and draping over the top rope so the view of the camera shows that of the JESUS, and his beloved title. The mic rises and then the son of GOD then shoots, as the crowd sense it and begins the "FUCK YOU JESUS" chant. Lively then stops and motions his arms as if he was orchestrating it.[/glow]
JESUS: Now that you fucks are done, with your blatant disrespect of your Savior, on to ME. You see I still have no contender for my title, but am told something is in the works, and on to later it's your JESUS, and the GODDESS, and frankly that troubles me in some way's...you see we are all competitive, and ring warriors, and can do a number of things in this ring, and now I will have to do that against the newly crowned wife of GOD. Well...so be it...it's just business, and I'm sure this heavenly woman of the Kingdom will be coming out here to do that very same thing, and it probably won't affect her in the slightest, so with the wisdom of GOD, those feelings are put aside.
[glow=Blue,2,300]The Lion then takes a look around the crowd, with disgust, and turns his face up like the people in the crowd are plagued with disease, and then continues his gospel. [/glow]
JESUS: You people...
[glow=Blue,2,300]The crowd quickly begin to boo the JESUS as they know nothing he has to say will be pleasing. [/glow]
JESUS: You see...one thing I noticed about the wedding, you fuckers change with the wind, and bunch of flip flopper's. You cheer the GODly World Champion, you cheered the wedding, and then cheer the assault of the Church when the world witnessed the return of Twister. You FUCKS cheered that man as he struck the skull of JESUS, and I heard that just prior to lights out.
[glow=Blue,2,300]The Lion pauses as the fans then cheer for the sequence of events Michael Lively has spoke of.[/glow]
JESUS: Yeah... well let me explain something to you people, this business, things change, people come and go, some turn face or heal with the drop of the hat. Yet this very man was hated since arriving here, and in fact pretty much never really got to many pops of cheers from the fans. You see in this business that is constantly going through evolution, one thing remains the same...I am the most hated man in the industry, and will be, until the end of time. I love being the enemy, I thrive in your boo, and reveille in this disgust, knowing that you people can not stand me, is exactly what I expect from the people that orchestrated the demise of the first go around of Christ. Well this second coming, is a big fuck you to the world. So to those who oppose, the day has come for your come to JESUS meeting. Twister...you are on warning, and I have just placed you on the list. What list you ask...well FUCK YOU would like to know wouldn't ya. Diana, the lovely Mrs. Lambardo, tonight fresh from your honeymoon, it's me and you, and it's simply business. However Mrs. Lambardo..if you in any way bring harm to my GOD, or flip tail on him like all you evil bitches seem to do, well then the fury of Christ will rain down upon your soul like a hail storm destroying all in it's path. So until that point Mrs. Lambardo you have my respect out of the ring, and in the ring, well to not show you respect there would by suicide. So in closing to my God's bride...I wish you good luck.
[glow=Blue,2,300]Lively then slams the mic down as the static is heard for a brief second as the mic then goes dead. Lively then ascends the ropes again, throws the crowd his I am JESUS pose following it with a slew of spit for those in the front row. Trash begins to fly into the ring as the JESUS grabs his belt and exits. He then walks up the ramp with his title belt in hand, held high in one hand, and the finger high on the other, which is seemingly becoming the trademark exit for this version of Christ.[/glow]