Post by "The Hottest Shit Going" on Jul 3, 2008 14:29:52 GMT -4
[glow=blue,2,300]On a Saturday episode of an APW house show filmed and streamed live via APWonline on-demand. The show is at a break from wrestling action as Michael Lively is seen standing in the back stage area drinking a Monster energy drink, The new JESUS inspired can design, courtesy of the one and only Kenny Lambardo's influence. Lively has a sip as guest star Chuck Norris makes his way through the back stage area stopping to meet the White Lion. Lively sets the can down, then looks at the great Chuck Norris. [/glow]
White Lion: Well Mr. Norris...now finally a man I can respect...the man that doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist...The man that every time you down load a song from Itunes, they pay you the 99 cents.
Chuck Norris: Oh stop....besides this is the era of Michael Lively...the man that keep his title at the PPV, and the man that Can eat only one Lays potato chip, a man that kill two stones with one bird.
White Lion: Oh now you stop...nevermind keep them coming...
Chuck Norris: The man that calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out, The man that when you fall in water, you don't get wet. Water gets JESUS'd
White Lion: Thats right Mark Out for the JESUS.
[glow=blue,2,300]Out of nowhere a Chinese star sling past Michael Lively and sticks in the wall behind him. Chuck Norris then snaps int attention, turns claps his hands catching a blow dart in his grasp.[/glow]
White Lion: What the hell?
Chuck Norris: Fucking Ninjas
White Lion: Ninjas???
Chuck Norris: Yeah these fuckers follow me around everywhere.
[glow=blue,2,300]Just then a Ninja just out from the ceiling, yells out a "Whooo--aaahhh" Chuck Norris simply responds with a swift kick to the Ninjas throat.[/glow]
White Lion: Holy fuck...
[glow=blue,2,300]Then a Ninja appears behind Michael Lively, Chuck then performs a classic Chuck Norris roundhouse knocking the ninja in the jaw, and sending him to the ninja sleeping paradise. The face of the White Lion is one of amazement, at the actions of the legend. After the great karate expert, and action movie star polishes off the rest of the deadly ninja squad that seems to torment his entire life, even though they constantly receive a true, and brutal beating, sort of like the Hardcore Kid and Jason Royce, anyways, he goes right back into conversation mode with Michael Lively like it's just another day in the park, then again he is Chuck Norris.[/glow]
Chuck Norris: So it's was awesome meeting you Michael Lively, if it's cool I'd like you to sign this poster I purchased for my kids.
White Lion: Of course...I love marks...and it was a pleasure meeting a legend like Chuck Norris as well.
[glow=blue,2,300]Lively then shakes the hand of Mr. Norris, and walks away thinking to himself.[/glow]
White Lions Inner Voice: Wow Chuck Norris a real bad ass, and he thinks I'm the bad ass...thats right I am a bad ass...and Chuck Norris during a Ninja fight marked out for the JESUS. Thats right I am the man...I should grow a beard so that a fist would take place of my chin.
[glow=blue,2,300]Lively enters his locker room, to get his mother. [/glow]
White Lion: Lets go mom....I got a segment to do for the show...and the JESUS's segment is alway of utmost importance.
[glow=blue2,300]Ms. Lively then follows her son out of the locker room and into the promo area. The Lively's enter a dark room filled with a film crew. In the center of the room is a plush Lazy boy recliner. Lively has a seat preparing for his segment, and Ms. Lively then opens the velvet drawstring bag, pulls out Michael Lively's cherished possession the Overdrive championship. The White Lion then takes the title, buffs off his nameplate, and ever so meticulously places the title on his lap with his name in plain view. Out in the arena the titan-tron comes to life to show the Lion sitting in a lazy boy recliner, his mother Ms. Lively standing behind him, with a hand on his shoulder. Lively in an instant as the camera light goes red, snaps into ultra JESUS mode for the crowd.[/glow]
White Lion: Thats right folks once again it's the JESUS of wrestling
[glow=blue,2,300]The fans erupt in boo's for their distaste for Michael Lively[/glow]
White Lion: Yes in deed still the Overdrive champion
[glow=blue,2,300]More boo's from the crowd, Michael Lively's segments may bring the most heat of all Overdrive.[/glow]
White Lion: The savior of the sport, the Hottest Shit Going, the Son of God, and on and on...fresh off my first title defense, and ready for my much needed night off.
Ms. Lively: Night off?
White Lion: Yeah...I successfully defended my title at the Test for the Best, and the next show I should have the night off, It's championship courtesy.
Ms. Lively: Well I hate to be the one to tell you but, you scheduled to fight tonight.
[glow=blue,2,300]The White Lion looks up at his mother with disgust in his eyes, as if she were the one who booked him in a match. [/glow]
Ms. Lively: What I didn't do it.
White Lion: What ever a simple match, thats nothing for the JESUS..
Ms. Lively: Uhh Michael...
White Lion: Enough woman....So onto more pressing matters, I am the Overdrive Champion, and am going to be a fighting champion. So with that being said I have compiled a list, of possible contenders for my title.
[glow=blue,2,300]Lively pulls out a list, unfolds it, and begins to speak again.[/glow]
White Lion: So first on the list is Seth Storm, I'd say a real contender, and Canada needs a chance...so we went with him. Second up, I was thinking that Varga Zodd should have his well deserved shot,I mean he traveled so far through space, across galaxies, over the milky way, and now is here so what better way to welcome him than give him a shot at my title. Next up Brian J Greatness...he deserves a shot more so because the way I insulted him, and fat guy's need love too. Imagine that an overweight overdrive champion...I smell rattings...nah. So onto the next one on this list of worthy competitors is Gordan Shummway, a true run of the mill Loony Toon. Just cause he's crazy doesn't mean he's not championship material. The next lucky man to be put on this is JZ. I mean he is impressive, and all he really needs the little push to get him up into superstar status....Marcus Saxton, Magic man Jason Dixon, Kristina Blackwell thats right folks the list goes on and on.... I the White Lion, the Overdrive Champion plan on being the most fighting champion to grace the squared circle. So to all those on the list, each one of you have an open contract waiting, all you need to do walk on up, sign on the dotted line, and presto...they have a title shot against the most premier champion in the industry, the have their chance to make history, they have their shot at destiny, they chance for fame, all to go up in flames at the hands of the JESUS. So now that the open challenge thing has been stated, on to the next order of business. Tonight it seems once again I grace the audience with my successful presence, and piss on some guy's hopes and dreams. Tonight I'm.....wait a minute...Who am I fighting mom?
Ms. Lively: Like I was trying to say you fighting Mr. Lambardo...
White Lion: WHAT....It's the epic battle of JESUS versus GOD...you would think they match makers would have saved a large money maker like that for a PPV...but if thats what the booker says then so be it....
Ms. Lively: No Michael...Not Kenny...Vin E...
[glow=blue,2,300]White Lion looks at his mother, then back into the camera.[/glow]
White Lion: You can't keep me in the dark on things like this, I mean I need to know these things, I mean for fuck sakes, how can I properly prepare for a man like him in such a short notice, oh well if it's a Lambardo I face at least it's the less talented one, the rejected one, the black sheep Lambardo,
Ms. Lively: Well it's for your title as well.
[glow=blue,2,300]The Lion jumps out of his chair grabbing his title, looks at it, then fling it over his shoulder.[/glow]
White Lion: He has a shot at my title....tonight.....Well I didn't see him on the list, I specifically made a list of worthy contenders, and he gets a title shot, he jumps the line. I mean William Regal, Boogeyman, Kamala, and Diamond Stud were on that list, but not one single rejected Lambardo named Vin. So he has his shot...fine then tonight he gets his shot, this lucky bastard jumps ahead of all the other more worthy contenders. I'd say Vin E, thats as far as your luck runs. I mean tonight you find out why I am the champion and your are the challenger. You realize why your brother threw you out like wounded greyhound that can't produce money for the races. You may be a Lambardo...but I'd say your genes fall on the slightly retarded, black sheep side of the family. You are talented, but not up to godly status, Vin E....you just couldn't stack up, hell I make a better Lambardo than you do. I have a title, and if the JESUS decides to drop this one in a match, I'll snag up another. You no gold, ME on the other hand Champion yes in deed. Now at The Test for the Best...I walked out a winner, and you walked back a looser. Think about it Vin...your mad at your brother for kicking you out of the church....you should be mad at your self...your the one who couldn't hack it, Your the failure, a looser, you bring nothing to the championship table. The Hardcore title shot...you failed, you fell short and thats very thing brought to light the weakness that is Vin E Lambardo. The perfect GOD Kaos, the ultimate Shepard looked over his flock, and found the flawed, disfigured, sheep that is Vin... the dirt bag runt of the liter and banished him from the flock. You can only blame yourself for being ousted so that your desperately overall suck-ness didn't taint the fruit. The blossoming fruit that is the Church. How could we be the most dominant stable in the industry while we have bottom feeders that can't pick up strap like your self hanging on the coat tails. Then Vin you vow to make a statement, you step up, attempt to make a run at your brothers world title. That attempt failed, and failed miserably...now that you have done the true thing your talents brings, which is suck, it's redirection time. Like all failures your redirect to something a little easier, well sunshine coming for my title is no walk in the park, it's no picnic, ask Justin Job...ask Jake Ruby...hell you'll find out. Coming at me won't magically cure your ailments, it's wont mend the relationship with your brother...it can't fix the turn your career has taken...it's does nothing for you, accept bring you yet one more disappointment. One more loss on your record, one more reason you don't deserve to bare the name Lambardo. Stepping up against me....you will soon realize that the dirt bag priest your pour your heart out to each week is no closer to GOD then you are. For I sit at the right hand of the father...and that father is the great KAOS. You wish for glory, you wish to speak to GOD, well as close as you will ever get is when you lace up your boots, and face the JESUS. Wrestling me will send you into the heavens, and drop you to hell all in minutes. The Christ of the wrestling ring has come to save the sport, the JESUS is here for his own redemption, and the Overdrive title is perfectly fine where it sits. So you can wake up early, take a jog with your fancy suit, tussle with police training squad, break dance, figure out MMA transitions, talk on the cell phones, drink energy drinks, and pray to the heavens....it all makes no difference to the JESUS. None of these thing bring you closer to GOD, his Son, or this title....you just take one step closer to the jobber circuit cause the clock is ticking.
[glow=blue,2,300]Lively holds up the belt proudly, then hands it to his mother who then straps it around the waist of Michael Lively.[/glow]
White Lion: Stepping up to try and take my title, gets you hurt, gets you beat, and earns you a first class trip to heaven for a come to JESUS meeting. So now that ticket has been secured, all thats left is for you to step up, and be dealt with. It's silly Vin...your career, your life...you're a second class citizen...with ties to greatness. I know those feelings the first go around for me on this earth was the same. I was the son of GOD...yet no one cared...no one listened, instead they crucified me...Well Vin...no one cares that your a Lambardo...except for me. My only care is you don't deserve that name....and now it's time for your crusicfixion...your time to bare the cross has come, and maybe on your second coming you'll have things figured out...like ME. It's over Vin...you brother wants nothing to do with you...the fans have passed you up....your title oppurtunities are almost at a close. So when I beat you it will be like the last nail in the foot, all that will be left is to stand up the cross, and let you suffocate...gasp for air....death of Vin E Lambardo has come to pass. This match is do or die for you... where for me...well I'm the fucking JESUS....simple as that. Management is watching, you have let everyone down, and out match is no different. Title shots come and they go, such is life....but just as true as that statement....so do failures, and Vin thats where you come in. One after another....now it's all on the line kid...This could be your last climb up the trail, your last journey to the peak....the oxygen up here on top of the mountain is real thin...I hope you don't choke, cause the fall to the bottom is a harsh one, Ask Sabur....he can tell ya from experience. In clossing...the titles mine, the burdens yours, and prayers won't help you when your fighting the man that sits in the clouds answering those very wishes. Tonight the JESUS does it again...I defend my title, I retain my title, I piss off an arena full of fans, and shit on another mans hopes and dreams, all while bringing in the rattings.... I am the JESUS....and you f^%$#ers can suck my d*&@.....
[glow=blue,2,300]The production team censored the Lion as Lively shoves his hand over the lens of the camera, then it goes dark as a disclaimer runs at the bottom of the screen.[/glow]
