Post by THERE IS A GOD on Jul 7, 2008 15:17:57 GMT -4
Okay. So let me get this straight… Twister makes a return at Sgt. Kenny Lambardo’s wedding, and in turn gets a match against the sergeant the week after. Then, during a slobber knocker brawl, said natural disaster finds a way to roll Kenny up, and pull out a win.
Then there was Test for the Best… The return of The KaotiK Storm scheduled to take on the team of Matt Metal, and Trevor Blackwell. By the time the show came it became The KaotiK Storm to take on Matt Metal, and Twister. Then half way through the match it became The KaotiK Storm in a No DQ Handicap Match against Matt Metal, Twister, and Trevor Blackwell. With nothing going the way that it was planned, and the odds stacked against them, the lord Kaos himself would pick up the win for himself, and Hurricane Jeff.
[glow=red,2,300]-FLASHBACK-[/glow]
Kenny is wobbling and Trevor goes for Kenny’s Ego Crusher, but Kenny counters by Pushing Trevor off into the ropes, and right into Jeff, Twister and Metal. The momentum sends the three guys off the ring apron and right through the barbwire table and the fans chant “Holy shit”
Chase: That was brutal
Harvey: Kenny just took out two of his opponents and his partner.
Trevor stumbles toward Kenny and Kenny drops Trevor with the Ego Crusher and covers him.
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Winner: Kenny Lambardo & Hurricane Jeff
Chase: Is this a legal win, I mean, Trevor Blackwell was taken out of this match.
Harvey: Yah, but I think Trevor put himself back in this match.
Chase: Eitherway, this is the 3rd straight month that Kenny has pinned Trevor.
Kenny celebrates and then realizes that Jeff got put through the table. Kenny goes out and helps Jeff up and they get into the ring. Jeff, having his arm cut from the barbwire, hugs Kenny for winning the match. They celebrate and then Jeff lifts Kenny’s arm along with his own. Kenny turns to walk away and then Jeff pulls Kenny and hits the EYE OF THE HURRICANE!
Chase: WHAT!
Harvey: NO WAY. JEFF JUST TURNED ON KENNY. HIS BEST FRIEND
Chase: I DON’T BELIEVE THIS.
Harvey: WHY WOULD HE DO THIS
Chase: I don’t know but we’re out of time. Hopefully we’ll find out next week at Overdrive.
Harvey: This is crazy
Jeff looks down at Kenny as Test for the Best goes off the air.
[glow=red,2,300]-JUST AFTER-[/glow]
Kenny Lambardo, “The Ego Crusher”, APW World Heavyweight Champion lied there looking up on his friend, and boss. The light shined down on over Jeff’s shoulders like some kind of messiah. His vision was a bit blurred, and moving was a little hard. His neck hurt. He felt someone else move in the ring. The ref? No. Someone was holding him. It was Diana. Her, and Jeff exchanged muffled words that barely got through all the ringing in his ear. Diana looked down at him, and he could make out three words…
“I’m so sorry.”
And that was his thanks. A hug, and the Eye of the Hurricane. Something was going on, and you can bet your ass that ‘The KaotiK’ was going to get to the bottom of it if he had to kill someone trying…
[glow=red,2,300]USMC BASE, IRAQ
JULY 4, 2008
2000 HOURS[/glow]
Independence Day. The day that Americans decided that they we’re Americans. Families around the world celebrate with barbeques, parties, and colorful explosives that lit up the night’s sky. Sgt. Kenny Lambardo however, would celebrate this holiday in a way that only a marine would.
Today, like in the past few years, families would find themselves short a few members, for war, once it starts, stops for nothing. While most of the country sat back, and relaxed, there were thousands of Americans overseas fighting to maintain that independence. An Independence from terror. It was time that someone thanked those young Americans for doing just that.
An area in the center of the base had already been cleared of its normal, day to day tanks. In their place was a small stage surrounded by over two hundred fifty off duty marines. Atop the stage rest a podium, and microphone used during the occasions of guest speakers. The hot Iraqi sun descended behind the stage, and a dark silhouette approached from behind the stage.
The marines in attendance came to one united glorious cheer in approval of the bases guest of honor, APW World Heavyweight Champion, “The Ego Crusher” Sgt. Kenny Lambardo in a full marine dress uniform. He made his way to the podium, and smiled that suave egotistical grin to his fellow soldiers.
As the marines began to settle down, Kenny adjusted the microphone, and began his speech. “My fellow marines. I come to you today not as a soldier, or a World Champion. I come to you as a husband, and a brother. I come to you not to speak of war we wage, but of thanks to you who wage it for us. I thank you for allowing me to be that husband, and that brother. For keeping my family safe when all hope would be lost without you. Thank you for allowing me to live the life that I could not without you. It is you that deserves to be at home with your families on this Independence Day, but it is you that fights so that your families, and the families of others that you don’t even know could have this celebration.”
Kenny took a moment to take a breath, and overlook the marines in attendance.
“You are so much more than the protectors of the American Flag, but the protectors of all flags, for we are marines! We each serve as one of the hundred thousand greatest weapons on the face of this planet! Man cannot stand to the might of the corps! No storm, or natural disaster could stop anyone of us let alone the entire corps. We as marines are gods amongst men for nothing shall stand in our way! Entire countries flee to the sound of our boots on their soul. We are creators, and destroyers throughout all of modern history, and from here it only gets better. We go out, and we fight the good fight, and we will win. Not because we we’re born to. Not because of some mystic force, magical power, divine right, or even that we we’re trained to. We fight the good fight because we can. We fight because we are not afraid to fight, and we win because that’s what marines fucking do!”
The marines howl a united “HOOAAH”! It’s a marine thing…
“So from here we go forth to win the battles. We go forth to win the war, for ourselves, and our families. And those dumb enough to stand to a United States Marine will just be like everyone else that tried. Dead. It doesn’t matter the allies, and the partners that our enemies have, for they shall all fall the same. They shall bring the mighty, so may we bring the mightier! We shall bring the reign! We shall emerge victorious! It will be us that goes home to our families! It will be us that leaves our enemies with nothing but the destruction that we have left around them! It will be us who are the independent, the mighty, and the free! Can I get an HOOAAH?!?”
The marines yell “HOOAAH”!
“You’re damn right!” The sergeant responded.
“Thank you for this… All of you…”
The marines cheered as Sgt. Lambardo had saluted his fellow soldiers, and Americans. The sun disappeared into the horizon, and a wing of F22 Raptors flew overhead dropping fireworks for the fourth of July celebration.
APW HOUSE SHOW
JULY 7, 2008
1230 HOURS
The camera panned a jammed packed arena just hours before Monday Night Overdrive was due to go onto the air. The fans cheered their praises to their favorite wrestlers with signs such as “PUMP ME FULL THROTTLE”, “I WANT SABUR’S LIL DICK”, and “KENNY’S VIRGIN SACRIFICE.”
Without warning of any kind, the arena went dark as the sounds of church bells, and a Gregorian chant filled the very souls of those that sat in attendance. Smoke billowed out from the ramp, and APW World Heavyweight Champion, “The Ego Crusher” Sgt. Kenny Lambardo rose from center stage in the patented “I am God” pose.
The fans gave a mixed reaction…
Harvey: There he is, your World Champion, Sgt. Kenny Lambardo.
Chase: I can’t wait to see what the hell is going to happen in this guy’s life next. After Hurricane Jeff’s betrayal at TEST FOR THE BEST I’m sure that this is going to be a speech worth listening to.
This was not the everyday sergeant though. Something was different. The Championship belt hung out of his pants ever so nicely over his crotch. He wore leather biker pants, the word “KAOS” in red down his left leg, and a sleeveless hoodie that read: “FUCK TWISTER’S RAGE”.
Lambardo retrieved the title from over his dick, and secured it over his shoulder, keeping a strong grip on it. He began his decent down the ramp, and stopped as he saw a nine year old boy with a sign that read: “Kenny Lambardo I Still Believe!”. Kenny cocked his head to the side as he looked at the boy.
Harvey: C’mon Lambardo. He’s just a little kid.
Chase: This should be good…
It was in this moment that Lambardo did the last thing that anyone would have ever expected him to. He gave the boy a hug, and the fans went absolutely ballistic!
Chase: What the hell was that?
Harvey: Since when does Kenny give a damn about the fans?
Kenny looked around the arena at the fans that cheered for him for the first time in months. He let a smile pass his lips in a way that only Kenny could before making his way down to the ring, and sliding in. He hit a button on his Bluetooth.
He took a moment to again look around to the cheering crowd.
“Okay.” The sergeant said with a smile. “I can be your hero.”
The fans broke out into a complete uproar hearing the words that they’ve longed to hear pass KaotiK lips.
“But this isn’t about me. This, as always, is about a match. A match that yours truly, and a man called “The Lone Wolf” take on Austin Daniels, and Twister.”
The fans cheered at the mention of Twister’s name…
Kenny proceeded to reach into the pocket of his “FUCK TWISTER’S RAGE” hooded, and retrieved a bottle of Tropicana Twister.
“After four years do you want to know what I’ve learned?” He took a moment to take a sip of the drink. “This still tastes like shit!!!”
He spit the orange liquid back out onto the mat as quickly as it had entered his mouth. Lambardo then threw the bottle into the crowd, and I’m sure that it will be on e-bay by the end of the night, for all those lonely women out there.
“Twister vs. Kenny Lambardo again. I could really give a shit less about everyone else involved in that match, because in the end its between me, and him, and we all know it! What the hell is Austin Daniels going to do? That man’s biggest life accomplishment was loosing the TEST FOR THE BEST tournament… TWICE!”
The fans gave a mixed reaction…
Harvey: That was a little harsh.
Chase: And more than a little true.
“So Austin, do yourself a favor, and don’t show up, because this really has nothing to do with you anyway. You’re the unfortunate soul that got stuck tagging with Twister against me, so just stay the fuck away, and maybe you won’t have to become just another Ego Crushed!”
The fans cheer…
“But what about Twister?”
The fans cheered at the mention of his name again…
“Don’t worry about it. I’m getting to that son of a bitch, but this is a tag match remember. Which means that I have a tag team partner in “The Lone Wolf” Victor Brander. Now to tell you the truth. I’m really not impressed by this guy what-so-ever, so I have the same thing to say to Brander that I had to say to Austin. Stay the fuck out of my way, and you won’t have to become another Ego Crushed! This is between me, and Twister in case you didn’t catch that the first time that I said it!”
The fans give another mixed reaction…
Harvey: I’m not quite sure that this is the best way for Kenny, and his partner to become friends…
Chase: I don’t really think that Kenny is worried about making friends right now. I think that he just wants to kick someone’s ass, and that someone, just happens to be Twister.
“Well now that we are done with that… Let’s get onto the real story.” Kaos started. “You see this doesn’t even have anything to do with Twister at all. This is something that is really between me, and Jeff. So if it’s about Jeff, then why the hell is Twister involved at all? Because he’s a fucking pawn. Something to be used by the boss, just like I was used by the boss. Why? Because Hurricane Jeff is a fucking coward!”
The fans cheered…
Harvey: That’s a good way to get fired!
“So Twisty, I hope that you’re listening because this is my warning to you. I know that I’m nothing but one large target with this belt over my shoulder. I know that you are World Champion material by far. I also know that Twister is way to good to be manipulated by a piece of shit like Hurricane Jeff.”
Lambardo paused as he made his way to the turnbuckle, leaning in the corner with an arm on the top rope.
“Do yourself a favor, and think twice about turning against Kenny Lambardo. Do you remember what happened to the last person that turned on me? Do you remember what happened to Trevor Blackwell? I broke his fucking neck! Not because of hate. Not because of fear, but because that’s what happens when you stand against a United States Marine! That’s what happens when you stand against the Kaos!”
The fans cheer!!
“Now that he’s been ended, who the hell is going to come, and help you? Who the hell is going to save your ass like Trevor did at Overdrive, and TEST FOR THE BEST? Jeff? Good! I welcome it. Bring your puppet master, and walk right into the Ego Crushing that you both deserve!”
The fans gave a slightly less warm reaction than before…
Harvey: The fans seem to being going back and forth with their feelings on Kenny Lambardo.
Chase: Well after what has happened to him over the past month, can you really blame them…
“Sorry guys. It’s just business…”
And with that, Lambardo left the ring as APW went to a commercial.
Then there was Test for the Best… The return of The KaotiK Storm scheduled to take on the team of Matt Metal, and Trevor Blackwell. By the time the show came it became The KaotiK Storm to take on Matt Metal, and Twister. Then half way through the match it became The KaotiK Storm in a No DQ Handicap Match against Matt Metal, Twister, and Trevor Blackwell. With nothing going the way that it was planned, and the odds stacked against them, the lord Kaos himself would pick up the win for himself, and Hurricane Jeff.
[glow=red,2,300]-FLASHBACK-[/glow]
Kenny is wobbling and Trevor goes for Kenny’s Ego Crusher, but Kenny counters by Pushing Trevor off into the ropes, and right into Jeff, Twister and Metal. The momentum sends the three guys off the ring apron and right through the barbwire table and the fans chant “Holy shit”
Chase: That was brutal
Harvey: Kenny just took out two of his opponents and his partner.
Trevor stumbles toward Kenny and Kenny drops Trevor with the Ego Crusher and covers him.
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Winner: Kenny Lambardo & Hurricane Jeff
Chase: Is this a legal win, I mean, Trevor Blackwell was taken out of this match.
Harvey: Yah, but I think Trevor put himself back in this match.
Chase: Eitherway, this is the 3rd straight month that Kenny has pinned Trevor.
Kenny celebrates and then realizes that Jeff got put through the table. Kenny goes out and helps Jeff up and they get into the ring. Jeff, having his arm cut from the barbwire, hugs Kenny for winning the match. They celebrate and then Jeff lifts Kenny’s arm along with his own. Kenny turns to walk away and then Jeff pulls Kenny and hits the EYE OF THE HURRICANE!
Chase: WHAT!
Harvey: NO WAY. JEFF JUST TURNED ON KENNY. HIS BEST FRIEND
Chase: I DON’T BELIEVE THIS.
Harvey: WHY WOULD HE DO THIS
Chase: I don’t know but we’re out of time. Hopefully we’ll find out next week at Overdrive.
Harvey: This is crazy
Jeff looks down at Kenny as Test for the Best goes off the air.
[glow=red,2,300]-JUST AFTER-[/glow]
Kenny Lambardo, “The Ego Crusher”, APW World Heavyweight Champion lied there looking up on his friend, and boss. The light shined down on over Jeff’s shoulders like some kind of messiah. His vision was a bit blurred, and moving was a little hard. His neck hurt. He felt someone else move in the ring. The ref? No. Someone was holding him. It was Diana. Her, and Jeff exchanged muffled words that barely got through all the ringing in his ear. Diana looked down at him, and he could make out three words…
“I’m so sorry.”
And that was his thanks. A hug, and the Eye of the Hurricane. Something was going on, and you can bet your ass that ‘The KaotiK’ was going to get to the bottom of it if he had to kill someone trying…
[glow=red,2,300]USMC BASE, IRAQ
JULY 4, 2008
2000 HOURS[/glow]
Independence Day. The day that Americans decided that they we’re Americans. Families around the world celebrate with barbeques, parties, and colorful explosives that lit up the night’s sky. Sgt. Kenny Lambardo however, would celebrate this holiday in a way that only a marine would.
Today, like in the past few years, families would find themselves short a few members, for war, once it starts, stops for nothing. While most of the country sat back, and relaxed, there were thousands of Americans overseas fighting to maintain that independence. An Independence from terror. It was time that someone thanked those young Americans for doing just that.
An area in the center of the base had already been cleared of its normal, day to day tanks. In their place was a small stage surrounded by over two hundred fifty off duty marines. Atop the stage rest a podium, and microphone used during the occasions of guest speakers. The hot Iraqi sun descended behind the stage, and a dark silhouette approached from behind the stage.
The marines in attendance came to one united glorious cheer in approval of the bases guest of honor, APW World Heavyweight Champion, “The Ego Crusher” Sgt. Kenny Lambardo in a full marine dress uniform. He made his way to the podium, and smiled that suave egotistical grin to his fellow soldiers.
As the marines began to settle down, Kenny adjusted the microphone, and began his speech. “My fellow marines. I come to you today not as a soldier, or a World Champion. I come to you as a husband, and a brother. I come to you not to speak of war we wage, but of thanks to you who wage it for us. I thank you for allowing me to be that husband, and that brother. For keeping my family safe when all hope would be lost without you. Thank you for allowing me to live the life that I could not without you. It is you that deserves to be at home with your families on this Independence Day, but it is you that fights so that your families, and the families of others that you don’t even know could have this celebration.”
Kenny took a moment to take a breath, and overlook the marines in attendance.
“You are so much more than the protectors of the American Flag, but the protectors of all flags, for we are marines! We each serve as one of the hundred thousand greatest weapons on the face of this planet! Man cannot stand to the might of the corps! No storm, or natural disaster could stop anyone of us let alone the entire corps. We as marines are gods amongst men for nothing shall stand in our way! Entire countries flee to the sound of our boots on their soul. We are creators, and destroyers throughout all of modern history, and from here it only gets better. We go out, and we fight the good fight, and we will win. Not because we we’re born to. Not because of some mystic force, magical power, divine right, or even that we we’re trained to. We fight the good fight because we can. We fight because we are not afraid to fight, and we win because that’s what marines fucking do!”
The marines howl a united “HOOAAH”! It’s a marine thing…
“So from here we go forth to win the battles. We go forth to win the war, for ourselves, and our families. And those dumb enough to stand to a United States Marine will just be like everyone else that tried. Dead. It doesn’t matter the allies, and the partners that our enemies have, for they shall all fall the same. They shall bring the mighty, so may we bring the mightier! We shall bring the reign! We shall emerge victorious! It will be us that goes home to our families! It will be us that leaves our enemies with nothing but the destruction that we have left around them! It will be us who are the independent, the mighty, and the free! Can I get an HOOAAH?!?”
The marines yell “HOOAAH”!
“You’re damn right!” The sergeant responded.
“Thank you for this… All of you…”
The marines cheered as Sgt. Lambardo had saluted his fellow soldiers, and Americans. The sun disappeared into the horizon, and a wing of F22 Raptors flew overhead dropping fireworks for the fourth of July celebration.
APW HOUSE SHOW
JULY 7, 2008
1230 HOURS
The camera panned a jammed packed arena just hours before Monday Night Overdrive was due to go onto the air. The fans cheered their praises to their favorite wrestlers with signs such as “PUMP ME FULL THROTTLE”, “I WANT SABUR’S LIL DICK”, and “KENNY’S VIRGIN SACRIFICE.”
Without warning of any kind, the arena went dark as the sounds of church bells, and a Gregorian chant filled the very souls of those that sat in attendance. Smoke billowed out from the ramp, and APW World Heavyweight Champion, “The Ego Crusher” Sgt. Kenny Lambardo rose from center stage in the patented “I am God” pose.
The fans gave a mixed reaction…
Harvey: There he is, your World Champion, Sgt. Kenny Lambardo.
Chase: I can’t wait to see what the hell is going to happen in this guy’s life next. After Hurricane Jeff’s betrayal at TEST FOR THE BEST I’m sure that this is going to be a speech worth listening to.
This was not the everyday sergeant though. Something was different. The Championship belt hung out of his pants ever so nicely over his crotch. He wore leather biker pants, the word “KAOS” in red down his left leg, and a sleeveless hoodie that read: “FUCK TWISTER’S RAGE”.
Lambardo retrieved the title from over his dick, and secured it over his shoulder, keeping a strong grip on it. He began his decent down the ramp, and stopped as he saw a nine year old boy with a sign that read: “Kenny Lambardo I Still Believe!”. Kenny cocked his head to the side as he looked at the boy.
Harvey: C’mon Lambardo. He’s just a little kid.
Chase: This should be good…
It was in this moment that Lambardo did the last thing that anyone would have ever expected him to. He gave the boy a hug, and the fans went absolutely ballistic!
Chase: What the hell was that?
Harvey: Since when does Kenny give a damn about the fans?
Kenny looked around the arena at the fans that cheered for him for the first time in months. He let a smile pass his lips in a way that only Kenny could before making his way down to the ring, and sliding in. He hit a button on his Bluetooth.
He took a moment to again look around to the cheering crowd.
“Okay.” The sergeant said with a smile. “I can be your hero.”
The fans broke out into a complete uproar hearing the words that they’ve longed to hear pass KaotiK lips.
“But this isn’t about me. This, as always, is about a match. A match that yours truly, and a man called “The Lone Wolf” take on Austin Daniels, and Twister.”
The fans cheered at the mention of Twister’s name…
Kenny proceeded to reach into the pocket of his “FUCK TWISTER’S RAGE” hooded, and retrieved a bottle of Tropicana Twister.
“After four years do you want to know what I’ve learned?” He took a moment to take a sip of the drink. “This still tastes like shit!!!”
He spit the orange liquid back out onto the mat as quickly as it had entered his mouth. Lambardo then threw the bottle into the crowd, and I’m sure that it will be on e-bay by the end of the night, for all those lonely women out there.
“Twister vs. Kenny Lambardo again. I could really give a shit less about everyone else involved in that match, because in the end its between me, and him, and we all know it! What the hell is Austin Daniels going to do? That man’s biggest life accomplishment was loosing the TEST FOR THE BEST tournament… TWICE!”
The fans gave a mixed reaction…
Harvey: That was a little harsh.
Chase: And more than a little true.
“So Austin, do yourself a favor, and don’t show up, because this really has nothing to do with you anyway. You’re the unfortunate soul that got stuck tagging with Twister against me, so just stay the fuck away, and maybe you won’t have to become just another Ego Crushed!”
The fans cheer…
“But what about Twister?”
The fans cheered at the mention of his name again…
“Don’t worry about it. I’m getting to that son of a bitch, but this is a tag match remember. Which means that I have a tag team partner in “The Lone Wolf” Victor Brander. Now to tell you the truth. I’m really not impressed by this guy what-so-ever, so I have the same thing to say to Brander that I had to say to Austin. Stay the fuck out of my way, and you won’t have to become another Ego Crushed! This is between me, and Twister in case you didn’t catch that the first time that I said it!”
The fans give another mixed reaction…
Harvey: I’m not quite sure that this is the best way for Kenny, and his partner to become friends…
Chase: I don’t really think that Kenny is worried about making friends right now. I think that he just wants to kick someone’s ass, and that someone, just happens to be Twister.
“Well now that we are done with that… Let’s get onto the real story.” Kaos started. “You see this doesn’t even have anything to do with Twister at all. This is something that is really between me, and Jeff. So if it’s about Jeff, then why the hell is Twister involved at all? Because he’s a fucking pawn. Something to be used by the boss, just like I was used by the boss. Why? Because Hurricane Jeff is a fucking coward!”
The fans cheered…
Harvey: That’s a good way to get fired!
“So Twisty, I hope that you’re listening because this is my warning to you. I know that I’m nothing but one large target with this belt over my shoulder. I know that you are World Champion material by far. I also know that Twister is way to good to be manipulated by a piece of shit like Hurricane Jeff.”
Lambardo paused as he made his way to the turnbuckle, leaning in the corner with an arm on the top rope.
“Do yourself a favor, and think twice about turning against Kenny Lambardo. Do you remember what happened to the last person that turned on me? Do you remember what happened to Trevor Blackwell? I broke his fucking neck! Not because of hate. Not because of fear, but because that’s what happens when you stand against a United States Marine! That’s what happens when you stand against the Kaos!”
The fans cheer!!
“Now that he’s been ended, who the hell is going to come, and help you? Who the hell is going to save your ass like Trevor did at Overdrive, and TEST FOR THE BEST? Jeff? Good! I welcome it. Bring your puppet master, and walk right into the Ego Crushing that you both deserve!”
The fans gave a slightly less warm reaction than before…
Harvey: The fans seem to being going back and forth with their feelings on Kenny Lambardo.
Chase: Well after what has happened to him over the past month, can you really blame them…
“Sorry guys. It’s just business…”
And with that, Lambardo left the ring as APW went to a commercial.
