Post by "The Hottest Shit Going" on Jul 11, 2008 17:36:49 GMT -4
[glow=red,2,300]Backstage at Overdrive a camera is behind the curtain, the sounds from the arena can be heard. Through the curtain walk Michael Lively with his Overdrive title still in hand. Lively noticing the camera capturing his arrival backstage, strike the I am JESUS pose, then grabs the front of said camera looking deeply into it holding his title next to his face. [/glow]
"I'm a joke, a laughing matter, a fake champion, you whipped my ass disgracefully the first time. Well whats the bigger disgrace, my loss the first time, or the fact you fell short when it counted, you couldn't pull the trigger when it all was on the line. Thats why your the weaker Lambardo, thats why I'm the champion right now not you. You had that grade fine ass puss staring you in the face, and the little solider couldn't lift his gun. Who's the joke now, who's the fraud. Instead of watching DVDs of Step It Up, Stomp the Yard, and past UFC's events that didn't magically make you the man, this here title makes me the man. All those things, your break dancing, your impressive submission skills, they are great for back story, match buildup and hype, it's just a shame that once the bell rings you can't live up to your own hype.Your raver glows sticks are as flashy as it gets for the Submission Technician, cause this pretty title is coming home with me tonight. (laughing) I'm the fraud, the joke, the one you are tired of fighting...the one running out with my tail between my legs, well little man looks like it was your EGO that was crushed. Your dreams put to bed with no supper. So who is done with who now, you hold a win over me...for nothing but a win, I hold a win over you for this (holding up his title), some would say there is a rubber match on the way, I say your through...no more shots for you...You lost...you failed...you couldn't put up, so now it's time to shut up, and sit the fuck down. We are through with you, APW Will call you VIN when it' host it's episode of celebrity Dance Off. On to better things...Two title defenses down with ease....maybe it's time I step up since I already rule the Overdrive title scene, maybe it's time I go for the next step...maybe I become the first man in APW history to win two belts, and hold that at the same time....Why not...the rest of the roster isn't putting forth their best...the performances are falling flat...while I'm gleaming....So looking at the rest of tonights events unfold before headlining the fucking show which I rule, I saw some things.... Like a fan turn once again, these stupid fucks sway with the wind, the cheered Kenny, well you fucking will never cheer me I'll see to that.(The arena fills with boo's as Lively's feed is piped onto the titantron) also I noticed a lackluster champion...no I'm not talking about the great one Kenny Lambardo...he is as good as it gets, I'm referring to the bitch know as John Green, you know the couch potato champion of Extreme...you disgust me....you don't deserve that title...you bring nothing to the table for it. Why did you get the shot...because you were the former world champion...A World Champion that couldn't hold the title in one defense against a real contender....thats right...after loosing you ran off to gather yourself...and came back with your hands out like the APW owed you something...Jeff gave you a courtesy and you failed...then magically you receive another title match of a different kind...against the weak minded little brother of Trevor. Well that dynasty has fallen.. and here you are with the gold just begging the JESUS to walk up, drop a cinder block on your skull and take it from you...well I say you don't have a hair on your ass if you don't storm into the office of the bookers, and request a defense against ME...The JESUS...second to one....but better then all of you...Hell while I'm at it, lets evaluate the tag title picture...I could easily walk in against the current champions, cut the promo of two men combined, and do the very same in the center of that ring stripping them of their only dignity, single handedly. A couple of Jobbers beat "That Team"...give me a break...So if I have to I'll load the whole fucking show on these shoulders, be the first man in history to hold the Overdrive title, the Hardcore title, and the one man tag team championships all at once, then so bee it...I"m mean really someone had better step up, show some fucking skill, I know there is some, although it may not match up to my level, still bring something to the table...cause the Lions waiting to jump on all the weak prey, in closing to end the show.....VIN...HA...BITCH!(kissing his title) Thats called doing one clean in the middle kid."
[glow=red,2,300]Lively then walks off slinging his prize over his shoulder.[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]The next week...the arena full of screaming fans, signs being held by some, foam hands by others, lots of flashing lights from flash bulbs. The lights dim down in the arena to the roar of the fans. Eat You Alive by Limp Bizkit begins to play, as Michael Lively's titantron plays on the screens above the entranceway. Out steps the hooded figure of Michael Lively wearing the Overdrive title around his waist. The fans in the arena surprisingly goes nuts for the JESUS. He flips the hood off striking the I am JESUS pose, then unstraps the title, holds it up for the crowd who's noise is growing for the Lion. His face looks a little puzzled, but then he smirks like he seems to love the response from the crowd. Lively then drapes the title over his shoulder, and begins walking down the ramp. Fans leaning over the guardrail to touch the Lion. Lively reaches out slapping the hands of the fans. As he gets close to the ring the fans ringside all begins waving their arms in the hail JESUS manor, as the rest of the arena breaks out in the "HAIL JESUS" chants, Lively soaks up the love enters the ring, strikes his pose again to an explosion of fireworks and fanfare. Michael a little taken back by the quick swerve of the crowd, he then grabs the mic holds it up as the fans explode with cheers again, stopping Lively dead again, he then tries to speak, and is cut off by the crowds love once more...He then shooshes the crowd, and speaks. [/glow]
JESUS: It's the JESUS.....
[glow=red,2,300]Fans cheer[/glow]
JESUS: Still the champion....
[glow=red,2,300]Fans cheer[/glow]
JESUS: And I just want to thank you fans, I love you all......
[glow=red,2,300]Michael Lively then jumps off the couch from a dead sleep in a panic. He stands frantic, looking shocked like the dream that he had just experienced was real. The title laying next where he was resting, almost as if he cuddles with it when he sleeps. Lively still a little shocked, The JESUS grabs his title and heads out into the hall, is met by his mother.[/glow]
Ms. Lively: You OK Mike...
JESUS: Yeah I fine, just a little tired...
[glow=red,2,300]Two people of the hair and makeup crew then walk by Michael Lively waving at the Overdrive champion, and smiling. The Lion looks at them in bewilderment. People being kind to the JESUS...not a thing that happens much, and after the dream he was engaged in, he is still reeling. Lively then walks to the backstage entrance area, where the GOD of APW just finishes an in ring promo. The roof sound like it's ready to explode as the World Champion exit the arena to his music. Kenny walks back stage as the roar of the crowd can be heard. Lively puzzled at the fans response to Kenny, and wonders if his dream was reality.[/glow]
JESUS: Whats Up GOD!!
Kenny: Not much Mike, just finishing up an in ring.
[glow=red,2,300]The two look at the respective titles on their shoulders, look at each other then part ways. Lively grabs the sound engineer by the collar. [/glow]
JESUS: Listen I'm freaking out right now, I had what I thought was a hell of a dream, but as every second passes by it seems more real then ever.
[glow=red,2,300] Lively tells the man to cue up his music, cause he is going out. Lively stands behind the curtain, hearing the crowd die down from the World Champions set out in the arena. Lively adjusts his title as he waits for his music. He see's the lights go out, and then it happens the fans cheer. Lively's forehead begins to sweat as he is extremely nervous. Then the music hits....and is followed by none other than overwhelming, explosive, loud, overbearing....BOO's. Lively smirks in approval..walks out into sight with his hood over his head. The champs flips it back, and strikes the pose of the JESUS letting them know that the son of GOD is here. He then holds up his title to remind the people that weather they like it or not, he is still the champion. Lively then begins his walk to the ring, enters in typical JESUS fashion, grabs the mic, and offers up a few wads of spit out into the deserving fans. Lively then drapes the title over the top rope exposing the plate for the camera to see as the champ stands there looking down at his title. Lively strikes the pose once more for an additional round of boo's before talking. He then holds the mic up to his mouth, flips a bird to someone in the crowd, and again is overwhelmed with boo's as he laughs.[/glow]
JESUS: You people are so fucking easy to read, I can play you guy's.....Oh wait a minute....thats right...I'm still the fucking champ.
[glow=red,2,300]More Boo's[/glow]
JESUS: You see there is a room in the back...just for champions...thats right special thumb print recognition for champions exclussivly...and the Lion wasn't ready to give up my membership to that exclusive room just yet. You see that room has the best air conditioning in the summer, and the coziest blankets in the winter. It has the coldest water, the warmest, creamiest hot chocolate, the finest fruits oh so fresh...the point I'm trying to make is... I'm granted access the room, while Vin can't get in that room, Jake Ruby can't make it in, and well that room wasn't made when Justin Job was around but then again he was no JESUS. So onto to bigger and more important things, the JESUS can't dwell on the fact that he did it once again, shocked the world, the odds makers had Vin hands down, but their were wrong I had him shoulders down..1...2....3...Your winner and still Overdrive champion of the world. Now tonight it's the JESUS having to pull the weight of the whole show once again, the main event player is asked to save the show once more, well whether I start the show, or end it, I am the fucking show. The reason you people come isn't to cheer some guy in spandex, it's to show your absolute love for the JESUS.
[glow=red,2,300]The fans uproar in boo's.[/glow]
JESUS: So tonight I'm the teacher, I'm the dean, and the bad student of the game is Victor Brander. Sure he comes out, he shows up at the ring, but does he put his heart an soul into his matches. He was hired for his skills in the ring, and well on his debut he did impress some...not me..he put me to sleep. This fucking bore....is going to try an do it once again, loose the audience, loose the ratings, and bore me right to sleep, and sneak out a win over the JESUS. Sorry to inform you not on this night kid, I just finished up a nap, I'm juiced to the max with Spike Energy shots, and have two caffeine patches tapped to both butt cheeks. No matter how boring you are, how monotone your speeches, or tired your moves are, I'm wired, and the JESUS saves once again. I save the ratings, I save the show, I save the viewers and the audience from the slumber fest that is the Lone Wolf. Brander your ridiculous attempt to bring moves from earlier nineties back to popularity are amuzing...however like you no one wants to watch that shit...those played out moves fit your personality...In this ring tonight once again I shine, I bring the show to life, they have this saying that anything can happen on any given night, I prove that theory time in and out, but tonight if anything happens and you do walk out the victor, you it won;t really matter cause you won't have this. (tapping the title). Maybe we should make it a title match though....Jake Ruby was granted a chance after being fired and re-hired, then Vin failed at the TEST PPV, since you are a failure as well, maybe you should step up and have the opportunity to take this from me....then it would be locked in solid, you wouldn't have a chance, cause this belt is mine, and I'm not letting it go for anyone...especially for you. You haven't achieved shit here, except beating Austin Daniels in the first round only to be taken out be him the very next round....for that I say your are unworthy, so it's me, it's you, nothing on the line except the chance to beat the JESUS on on one. I have proven it can be done, no man is perfect...well I was once...but since I washed away the worlds sins because they couldn't control them, I figured the second coming of Christ deserved to dabble in sin, be unperfect...the point is Brander I only have to be perfect when the gold is up for grabs, done it twice...this match is a wash for me, win or lose I still have this....and you still don't.
[glow=red,2,300]Lively slams the mic down grabs his title while exiting the ring, flips off a few fans then heads up the ramp out of the ring.[/glow]