Post by "The Hottest Shit Going" on Jul 31, 2008 4:13:42 GMT -4
Alright this is the part where I explain how this RP is going to go down, to set the scene we are going to pretty much catch the Sirius Satellite Radio show "The Bubba the Love Sponge" in progres. Those unfamilar with the show he
s a wild Howard Stern type with a hillbilly redneck twist from Florida, with stunks and gags, and APW Overdrive champion Michael Lively is about to be a guest on this show. The show host Bubba the Love Sponge, and his producer Brent, and sidekick's Spice Boy, and Manson for those that have never heard the show. That pretty much explains that part, and we'll see if this works, if not then good for Green.
Bubba: Alright Brent heres the deal, now that we are done shocking the puss, what do we got next.
Brent: We're having Michael Lively from APW come in.
Bubba: Alright...well as you people know we have hook up's in the wrestling community, friends in the business and such, so we are having this guy in to shoot the shit, and possibly check out this APW thing.
Brent: Well Actually Bubba... He is here to promote the APW's Canadian tour, and the next PPV Shockwave.
Spice Boy: Uhh Guy's I just want to give you a heads up, this guy takes him self pretty serious...
Bubba: What...come on Spice...fucking get to it.
Spice Boy: Well he pretty much thinks he is his wrestling character, and I'm pretty sure he's in the green room right now with his title.
Bubba: What he carries his belt around with him.
Brent: What a fag carrying his belt with him everywhere...oh Lively...Don't bust me up with your fake title you won in a make believe organization.
Bubba: Easy Brent..
Spice Boy: Yeah Brent he will smash you to the surface.
Brent: Please...
Bubba: Alright bring him in.
Bubba: Mike whats going on fella, welcome to the show.
Lion: Glad to be here.
Bubba: So well you must know we are big in the wrestling scene...
Lion: Nope...didn't hear that.
Bubba; (looking at Brent a little peeved) Anyways...yeah we are friends with Paul White, Andrew Martin...
Lion: Who are those jabrones
Bubba: Come on kid...thats the Big Show and Test.
Lion: Jobbers!
Brent: What...Big Show would work you over.
Lion: (Standing up angerly) Work me over, do you not see this title, I am the Overdrive champion.
Bubba: Easy Brent...don't work up the guests, alright Mike, so your the champ...
Lion; Yeah the Overdrive champion, in fact the longest reigning Overdrive champion in APW history.
Spice Boy: Hold on a minute, first off the company isn't even a year old yet, and secondly you are the second Overdrive champion ever.
Lion: Thats right and with each passing second I break records, no should I say I make records, I am the industry standard, I am the Hottest Shit Going...
Brent: Don't you claim to be some kind of JESUS reincarnated or something.
Bubba:(Looking at Brent) So you know my best friend is Hulk Hogan, and he was the best man at my wedding, me and Hogan....
Lion: Hogan's a bitch...
Bubba: What...he's the fucking man, then man the brought the sport mainstream, the one who paved the way for snot nose assholes like yourself to make a living in wrestling.
Lion: You know what...he didn't do shit for me, and as for an entertainer he might have been something special in the eighties, but the Smurfs, and Mork and Mindy were cool back then as well.
Bubba: Whats your point.
Lion: The eighties sucked, and so did Hogan, I mean seriously a plain jane leg drop, thats a finisher, I can't believe anyone put that shitty move over as a finish, the way I see it is Hogan stole my thunder, this is my business, I am the industry standard, I set the bar, I make shit happen, and I'm the man. I'm not some dirt bag prema donna with a jacked juiced out body that looks burnt to a crisp from too much artificial tan booth-ing, I am a pure athlete, a pure wrestler, a innovator, a high flying, death defying, ass kicking son of a bitch. I don't come out and play the fans, and try to win them over, no sir, I make those miserable fucks hate me more and more each time I step foot in that ring. I have more talent in my right leg then Hogan has running through his veins.
Bubba: Who's on the warm line Spice.
Spice Boy: It's Hooty...
Bubba: Ohh shit Hooty Hoo...you here this JaY-Brone talking shit Hooty, seems like he doesn't respect the Immortal.
Hogan: Let me tell you something DUDE, I'm no snot nose ass wipe, who doesn't respect the business, respect what legends did to pave the way.
Lion: WHOA...Hold Up, I never said I don't respect legends of the sport who paved the way, I just said you aren't one of them. You were nothing more then a puppet, a lucky man in the line up with a look, unlike you I have a look, I also have the skills in the ring, and on the mic, and by the way Hogan I also have a real finisher.
Hogan: This Asshole did not just put the leg drop on blast...
Bubba: Thats what it sounded like Hooty.
Lion: Not only was the leg drop shit, but the fucked up attempt to hoist you leg in the air to boot someone in the face was shitty, the ear cup....shitty, the shirt ripping....shitty, vitamins and prayers....shitty, and the pose down was a bit fagish if you ask me as well.
Bubba: You know what you motherfucker, this is my radio show, Hogan is my best friend, and you're a make believe champion, in a fake sport...
Brent: You might want to sit down Mr. Make Believe, this ain't some scripted dance.
Lion: Wrestling is fake, my title is fake, Scripted,...NICE...
Hogan: Bubba...whats going on
Lion: First things first, fuck you Hogan you old bushy bitch...(Hanging up on Hogan) alright folks this is the JESUS Michael Lively and this is the Bubba the Love Sponge show, the guy's are out back burning a wheel right now, but I'm in the hot seat so lets get to it. I know you APW fans are listening, and I have some things to say. First thing is first last week, at Apocalypse, I did exactly what I said I would do, and that was walk out with my title. Ivan Polov, or who ever that was I just fought learned the most valuable lesson you will ever learn in this business. You fuck with the Lion and you get bit, you slap the JESUS of modern day and no cheek gets turned except yours as I return the favor. He ran his mouth about my mother, well it's an easy thing I don't need her, she needs me, and gets no respect from me, just the courtesy of not aborting me in the past, as I return that gesture with keeping her in a pretty kick back job. He spit off lots of gibberish, and trash, and garbled broken English abused by his fucked up accent, and just like his promo, his in ring performance fell flat. Simply put just another challenger to fall at my greatness. Speaking of challenger, I'm just sick of the way the cards keep getting booked. I keep getting the downward spiral rejects, and have transgressed to the welcome mat. Introducing a man to the APW with a defeat isn't a really warm welcome if you ask me. None the less, the same old same old continues. I hear next week I'm facing John Green, coming off an impressive record of defeats. Loosing the World title, then returning to loose the chance to earn another shot, then gets handed the world on a gold platter with another title shot of a differnt calling, pulls it out only cause he fought a Blackwell, and then lost the very next match. After that impressive streak of superior representation, and display of skill, he gets the lovely pleasure of meeting Lively. Well Mr Green I hope somewhere out there over some radio your picking this up, or hearing it, maybe someone will send you the audio, but either way listen up, and listen close. You my friend may have set a few records, by winning two APW titles. Well me my friend, I am making records, and breaking competition. It seems your next, what you did to earn this ass whipping is beyond me. During our match you are going to wish Dr, Matt would just come out and beat the shit out of you instead of the brutality I will hand down. I'm going to punish your soul, and impose my skills on you. I'm going to show you why I am the longest reigning Overdrive champion in APW. I will show you why I am considered the industry standard, why God in heaven chose me to bring back the JESUS. Simply what I am trying to say in my twisted way, Green I am looking forward to our match, I'm going to enjoy our match, and enjoy beating you even more. Lucky for you the title isn't on the line cause that just means that you might stand a chance to pull it out, but the chances are slim. So dead center in that ring, we will lock up, and you will see first hand just what I am about. See what all the talk on the INTERNET is about, why the business hates me, and the fans despise everything I do. John Green up against me the most heel man turns face, and the greatest skilled competitor gets a face to face with the son of GOD. I heard somewhere in the backstage area that you where excited to step through the ropes with me. Well let me tell you something, If I was booked to go one on one with a rugged, bad ass, second coming of Christ, championship carrying, skillful, talented, overwhelming, man that can't do any wrong, and pretty much pisses gold, I would be excited too. So right now I' glad you're feeling all good about yourself, I'm glad you're pumped, and I hope you bring every thing you have ever brought into a wrestling ring, that fire and intensity that brought you the world title, cause I would love to royally shit on that, and piss all over your legacy. Your accomplishments however great don't mean shit to me, the only thing I care about is right now you facing off against me, you are one on one with the JESUS. That means that the fury of heaven, the great seed of GOD is coming to impose that spitual beat down, coming to stare you right in the face, and enlighten you entire soul that against me no man even stands a chance. I am the Hottest Shit Going...and you don't have enough spray in the extinguisher to cool the heat of the Lion. I have proved that no man in their downward spiral is rebuilding their career on me, no sir. Green you just like everyone else I have layed down in my path, in my futre that I am building, will fall and be buried under the foundation. Green there something you need to understand this is the era of JESUS, the second coming is here, and unlike the bible spoke of, it will not be quick, it will be a long drawn out process, I love this place, and ain't leaving anytime soon. Just like this title it's not going anywhere, but you are going down the ladder my friend. I'm going to look down on you as you are grasping that rung with all your might, and I will smash my boot into your face, and pound it against your nose until you drop, and fall a few rungs down. This spot here is mine, and thanks to you, I will move on up. Thanks to you one more victory will come my way, thanks to you I cement my future just a little more. Greeny maybe for this match, and this match alone will I do what I swore I would never do again, the night before our match, I might just pray to the God in heaven that your health is perfect, that you feel that fire in your gut that propels people to greatness, I want the best you have to offer, I want to be taken to the limit, cause when I beat you, no offense to the great Kenny Lambardo I will hold a victory over the two former world champions of APW, after that...all thats is left is that transition to the main event, and beat the current champ. am I ready who fucking cares, I don't, I just do the unthinkable, and beat the people that many thought where unbeatable. In your case Green you have proved time and time again you are mortal, you are beatable, you have flaws, and a few of them. So I will exploit every mistake, every hole in your game, and take advantage where I see fit. Now I am not saying I'm unbeatable by any means, but I do some pretty amazing things in that ring, and if I were you I would bring that A game, cause on Monday you have a ticket to the greatest show in town, a seat at the hottest table in the joint, the VIP pass to the most exclusive club, you meet the JESUS for the first time, and will be dealt with like any other person trying to fuck up what I am building. You will feel every ounce of talent, every bit of power, every bit of fight, every bit of desire, every bit heart will be poured out against you in the ring all in the ultimate goal....to hit you with the most premier finisher in the industry...the Prelude, and when I nail it on you, I will have the production team dub a copy and mail it to Hogan to show him how to take a leg drop, and put it over...for a real finisher.
s a wild Howard Stern type with a hillbilly redneck twist from Florida, with stunks and gags, and APW Overdrive champion Michael Lively is about to be a guest on this show. The show host Bubba the Love Sponge, and his producer Brent, and sidekick's Spice Boy, and Manson for those that have never heard the show. That pretty much explains that part, and we'll see if this works, if not then good for Green.
Bubba: Alright Brent heres the deal, now that we are done shocking the puss, what do we got next.
Brent: We're having Michael Lively from APW come in.
Bubba: Alright...well as you people know we have hook up's in the wrestling community, friends in the business and such, so we are having this guy in to shoot the shit, and possibly check out this APW thing.
Brent: Well Actually Bubba... He is here to promote the APW's Canadian tour, and the next PPV Shockwave.
Spice Boy: Uhh Guy's I just want to give you a heads up, this guy takes him self pretty serious...
Bubba: What...come on Spice...fucking get to it.
Spice Boy: Well he pretty much thinks he is his wrestling character, and I'm pretty sure he's in the green room right now with his title.
Bubba: What he carries his belt around with him.
Brent: What a fag carrying his belt with him everywhere...oh Lively...Don't bust me up with your fake title you won in a make believe organization.
Bubba: Easy Brent..
Spice Boy: Yeah Brent he will smash you to the surface.
Brent: Please...
Bubba: Alright bring him in.
[glow=blue,2,300]An intern for the show usher's in the current Overdrive champion to the studio of Bubba the Love Sponge located in Tampa Florida. Lively walks in sits down on the couch placing a set of head phones over his ears, and adjusting the mic in front of his face. The beautiful Overdrive title draped over his right shoulder, and sunglasses covering his eyes The Lion then takes the glasses off, folding them up and placing them on the collar of his shirt.[/glow]
Bubba: Mike whats going on fella, welcome to the show.
Lion: Glad to be here.
Bubba: So well you must know we are big in the wrestling scene...
Lion: Nope...didn't hear that.
Bubba; (looking at Brent a little peeved) Anyways...yeah we are friends with Paul White, Andrew Martin...
Lion: Who are those jabrones
Bubba: Come on kid...thats the Big Show and Test.
Lion: Jobbers!
Brent: What...Big Show would work you over.
Lion: (Standing up angerly) Work me over, do you not see this title, I am the Overdrive champion.
Bubba: Easy Brent...don't work up the guests, alright Mike, so your the champ...
Lion; Yeah the Overdrive champion, in fact the longest reigning Overdrive champion in APW history.
Spice Boy: Hold on a minute, first off the company isn't even a year old yet, and secondly you are the second Overdrive champion ever.
Lion: Thats right and with each passing second I break records, no should I say I make records, I am the industry standard, I am the Hottest Shit Going...
Brent: Don't you claim to be some kind of JESUS reincarnated or something.
[glow=blue,2,300]Lively just stares at Brent not saying a word. [/glow]
Bubba:(Looking at Brent) So you know my best friend is Hulk Hogan, and he was the best man at my wedding, me and Hogan....
Lion: Hogan's a bitch...
Bubba: What...he's the fucking man, then man the brought the sport mainstream, the one who paved the way for snot nose assholes like yourself to make a living in wrestling.
Lion: You know what...he didn't do shit for me, and as for an entertainer he might have been something special in the eighties, but the Smurfs, and Mork and Mindy were cool back then as well.
Bubba: Whats your point.
Lion: The eighties sucked, and so did Hogan, I mean seriously a plain jane leg drop, thats a finisher, I can't believe anyone put that shitty move over as a finish, the way I see it is Hogan stole my thunder, this is my business, I am the industry standard, I set the bar, I make shit happen, and I'm the man. I'm not some dirt bag prema donna with a jacked juiced out body that looks burnt to a crisp from too much artificial tan booth-ing, I am a pure athlete, a pure wrestler, a innovator, a high flying, death defying, ass kicking son of a bitch. I don't come out and play the fans, and try to win them over, no sir, I make those miserable fucks hate me more and more each time I step foot in that ring. I have more talent in my right leg then Hogan has running through his veins.
Bubba: Who's on the warm line Spice.
Spice Boy: It's Hooty...
Bubba: Ohh shit Hooty Hoo...you here this JaY-Brone talking shit Hooty, seems like he doesn't respect the Immortal.
Hogan: Let me tell you something DUDE, I'm no snot nose ass wipe, who doesn't respect the business, respect what legends did to pave the way.
Lion: WHOA...Hold Up, I never said I don't respect legends of the sport who paved the way, I just said you aren't one of them. You were nothing more then a puppet, a lucky man in the line up with a look, unlike you I have a look, I also have the skills in the ring, and on the mic, and by the way Hogan I also have a real finisher.
Hogan: This Asshole did not just put the leg drop on blast...
Bubba: Thats what it sounded like Hooty.
Lion: Not only was the leg drop shit, but the fucked up attempt to hoist you leg in the air to boot someone in the face was shitty, the ear cup....shitty, the shirt ripping....shitty, vitamins and prayers....shitty, and the pose down was a bit fagish if you ask me as well.
Bubba: You know what you motherfucker, this is my radio show, Hogan is my best friend, and you're a make believe champion, in a fake sport...
[glow=red,2,300]The White Lion stands up tossing his belt on the couch he was just sitting on. Brent stands up looking at Michael Lively. [/glow]
Brent: You might want to sit down Mr. Make Believe, this ain't some scripted dance.
Lion: Wrestling is fake, my title is fake, Scripted,...NICE...
[glow=blue,2,300]Just then Lively charges at Brent with a superman punch right to his face, he then clinches his hands around the back of his head bringing his face down for a nasty knee to the face, bloodying the nose of Brent and rendering him unconscious. Manson then stands, only to be met by a superkick. Lively scrambles over the console right toward Bubba. The radio host is wielding a stun gun taser, and shoves it forward at Lively. Michael grabs the wrists of the radio host who's finger is clamped down on the trigger. Spice Boy has gotten up to help out his boss, only to be shocked by the taser as Lively plunged Bubba's wrist at him. Lively then kicks Spice boy in the side of the head sending him to the floor, spins around shocking Bubba with his own taser. The swings a stiff elbow to the face of Bubba, then Lively backs up to deliver a super kick to Bubba as well. Lively then puts on Bubba's headset and has a seat at his console.[/glow]
Hogan: Bubba...whats going on
Lion: First things first, fuck you Hogan you old bushy bitch...(Hanging up on Hogan) alright folks this is the JESUS Michael Lively and this is the Bubba the Love Sponge show, the guy's are out back burning a wheel right now, but I'm in the hot seat so lets get to it. I know you APW fans are listening, and I have some things to say. First thing is first last week, at Apocalypse, I did exactly what I said I would do, and that was walk out with my title. Ivan Polov, or who ever that was I just fought learned the most valuable lesson you will ever learn in this business. You fuck with the Lion and you get bit, you slap the JESUS of modern day and no cheek gets turned except yours as I return the favor. He ran his mouth about my mother, well it's an easy thing I don't need her, she needs me, and gets no respect from me, just the courtesy of not aborting me in the past, as I return that gesture with keeping her in a pretty kick back job. He spit off lots of gibberish, and trash, and garbled broken English abused by his fucked up accent, and just like his promo, his in ring performance fell flat. Simply put just another challenger to fall at my greatness. Speaking of challenger, I'm just sick of the way the cards keep getting booked. I keep getting the downward spiral rejects, and have transgressed to the welcome mat. Introducing a man to the APW with a defeat isn't a really warm welcome if you ask me. None the less, the same old same old continues. I hear next week I'm facing John Green, coming off an impressive record of defeats. Loosing the World title, then returning to loose the chance to earn another shot, then gets handed the world on a gold platter with another title shot of a differnt calling, pulls it out only cause he fought a Blackwell, and then lost the very next match. After that impressive streak of superior representation, and display of skill, he gets the lovely pleasure of meeting Lively. Well Mr Green I hope somewhere out there over some radio your picking this up, or hearing it, maybe someone will send you the audio, but either way listen up, and listen close. You my friend may have set a few records, by winning two APW titles. Well me my friend, I am making records, and breaking competition. It seems your next, what you did to earn this ass whipping is beyond me. During our match you are going to wish Dr, Matt would just come out and beat the shit out of you instead of the brutality I will hand down. I'm going to punish your soul, and impose my skills on you. I'm going to show you why I am the longest reigning Overdrive champion in APW. I will show you why I am considered the industry standard, why God in heaven chose me to bring back the JESUS. Simply what I am trying to say in my twisted way, Green I am looking forward to our match, I'm going to enjoy our match, and enjoy beating you even more. Lucky for you the title isn't on the line cause that just means that you might stand a chance to pull it out, but the chances are slim. So dead center in that ring, we will lock up, and you will see first hand just what I am about. See what all the talk on the INTERNET is about, why the business hates me, and the fans despise everything I do. John Green up against me the most heel man turns face, and the greatest skilled competitor gets a face to face with the son of GOD. I heard somewhere in the backstage area that you where excited to step through the ropes with me. Well let me tell you something, If I was booked to go one on one with a rugged, bad ass, second coming of Christ, championship carrying, skillful, talented, overwhelming, man that can't do any wrong, and pretty much pisses gold, I would be excited too. So right now I' glad you're feeling all good about yourself, I'm glad you're pumped, and I hope you bring every thing you have ever brought into a wrestling ring, that fire and intensity that brought you the world title, cause I would love to royally shit on that, and piss all over your legacy. Your accomplishments however great don't mean shit to me, the only thing I care about is right now you facing off against me, you are one on one with the JESUS. That means that the fury of heaven, the great seed of GOD is coming to impose that spitual beat down, coming to stare you right in the face, and enlighten you entire soul that against me no man even stands a chance. I am the Hottest Shit Going...and you don't have enough spray in the extinguisher to cool the heat of the Lion. I have proved that no man in their downward spiral is rebuilding their career on me, no sir. Green you just like everyone else I have layed down in my path, in my futre that I am building, will fall and be buried under the foundation. Green there something you need to understand this is the era of JESUS, the second coming is here, and unlike the bible spoke of, it will not be quick, it will be a long drawn out process, I love this place, and ain't leaving anytime soon. Just like this title it's not going anywhere, but you are going down the ladder my friend. I'm going to look down on you as you are grasping that rung with all your might, and I will smash my boot into your face, and pound it against your nose until you drop, and fall a few rungs down. This spot here is mine, and thanks to you, I will move on up. Thanks to you one more victory will come my way, thanks to you I cement my future just a little more. Greeny maybe for this match, and this match alone will I do what I swore I would never do again, the night before our match, I might just pray to the God in heaven that your health is perfect, that you feel that fire in your gut that propels people to greatness, I want the best you have to offer, I want to be taken to the limit, cause when I beat you, no offense to the great Kenny Lambardo I will hold a victory over the two former world champions of APW, after that...all thats is left is that transition to the main event, and beat the current champ. am I ready who fucking cares, I don't, I just do the unthinkable, and beat the people that many thought where unbeatable. In your case Green you have proved time and time again you are mortal, you are beatable, you have flaws, and a few of them. So I will exploit every mistake, every hole in your game, and take advantage where I see fit. Now I am not saying I'm unbeatable by any means, but I do some pretty amazing things in that ring, and if I were you I would bring that A game, cause on Monday you have a ticket to the greatest show in town, a seat at the hottest table in the joint, the VIP pass to the most exclusive club, you meet the JESUS for the first time, and will be dealt with like any other person trying to fuck up what I am building. You will feel every ounce of talent, every bit of power, every bit of fight, every bit of desire, every bit heart will be poured out against you in the ring all in the ultimate goal....to hit you with the most premier finisher in the industry...the Prelude, and when I nail it on you, I will have the production team dub a copy and mail it to Hogan to show him how to take a leg drop, and put it over...for a real finisher.
[glow=blue,2,300]The airwaves of Sirius Satellite radio on channel 101 are cut, only to nothing but silence.[/glow]
