Post by "The Hottest Shit Going" on May 6, 2008 20:39:59 GMT -4
[glow=red,2,300]A large press confrence room is filled with reporters. The sound level is a little loud , with the sounds from the scum of the earth talking on their cellphones, and making notes for themselves on personal data recorders. At the front of the room, is a stage of sorts with a large screen as the backdrop, with a podium stands center. The clacking of the fuck me heels begin to ring out as Ms. Lively. Her fine body slightly aged like a great wine manuevers it's way to the podium as the reporters all stare, and the flickering of flash bulbs illuminate the black top that Ms. Lively is wearing to bear the fact that this scounderalous old woman is once again bra-less, and possibly on purpose, cause she loves the world to see her goods. As she steps up to the mic, how fitting an object shapped like a CoK so close to her mouth seems so perfect, she taps the head of the mic, oh excuse me the top of the mic, and begins to speak.[/glow]
Ms. Lively: Ladies and Gentlemen, you are about to bare witness to a press conference like no other, the words you will hear today will shock and amaze. The sheer utlimatness that you will experince.....
Repoter:(Whispering to another) Sheer ultimatness, fuck me, all looks and no brains.
Ms. Lively(Continueing on) with like that you have never experienced before, so I bring you my son, the greatest salvation for the wrestling business, Michael Lively, The White Lion....
[glow=red,2,300]A Video plays on the screen behind Ms. Lively[/glow]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=
[glow=red,2,300]Then the screen seperates in the middle moving apart. Out walks the hooded figure of the White Lion as flash bulbs go off. He steps up to the podium and strikes the I am JESUS pose. The screen then comes back together behind him, and he signals for silence. The crowded room of reporters abliges. Lively then flips the hood back revieling his lordly appearence. He closes his eyes, as his head is tilted, sort of poiting up ward, then he looks at the reporters and begins to speak. [/glow]
White Lion: First welcome to all of you.
All Reporters: Lively...Lion.....Michael....What about....How did....Why.....
White Lion: Easy, hey you with the glasses, go ahead.
Reporter 1: Well Mr. Lively I am from Wrestlenet.com and I had a question about last week, why did you.....
White Lion: Come out in the middle of a dark match, and as some would say bitch out the Greatness.
Reporter 1: Uhh Yeah.
White Lion: Well first thing is first, what right does this fuck have calling himself the Greatness, I have taking shits that however may have not lived up to his size, but definatley can be called great, but this guy, no way. So I figured what better way to test the Greatness, then jump right into a feud with the Hottest Shit Going.
[glow=red,2,300]Lively takes a breath, turns his head toward the right with his eyes closed, then straightens out and continues. [/glow]
White Lion: Well some say what I did was contervisal, and others say it was a bitch move, He's a bitch, I am a bitch, the one that has the problem with it is a bitch, I don't know, but it sounds like a whole lot of bitching. Needless to say it doesn't matter to the JESUS. You can hate me like the first coming of JESUS, but this incaration is a JESUS Jesses James if you will, a bad ass Son of Man. Unlike the JESUS of the past you can slap me in the face, there will be no turning of the cheek, more like a turning of the hip as I answer with a roundhouse. You show your disrespect to the JESUS, and I'll spit right in your face, cause this JESUS doesn't give two shits about your oppinion, I know what you need.
Reporter 2: Michael, I am with Rajah.com and we had a question about the....
White Lion: TEST FOR THE BEST tourny.
Reporter 2: Yeah how did you....
White Lion: Don't question the JESUS, anyway I don't have any interest in the Test for the Best. The way I see it is, the APW doesn't have a contender talented enough, or skilled enough to do the impossible, dethrone Kaos. I mean Trevor tried, and well no matter the circumstances he fell short, hell even Jeff couldn't do it, and being across the ring with Kenny awakenedd the Huricane, the same way I have come to God. So as long as the World Championship is held by the Kaotik, then I have no intrest except ensuring his title reign. Anyway lets face it, if you put the JESUS in an eight man tournament, I will part the competition like Moses parted the red sea, and walk right to the top of the bracket and claim my prize, at the end of the day I have need to rumble with the Great ONE!!!
Reporter 3: Lion, I am with....
White Lion: Pro Wrestling Illusrated.
Repoter 3: No, I am with DirtyDivas.com, and we were wondering when is your mother going to bare it all in the cover of some mens magazine.
White Lion: Is this a press conference for my mother hunh, is this the Terri Lively hour, NO!, Is she a new version of JESUS, is She the Hottest Shit Going?
Reporter 3: Well our site sure thinks so.
White Lion: Is she the most hated, is she the most contreversial, uh uh, I am, why you ask.
[glow=red,2,300]The White Lion then superkicks his mother in the chin, sending her backward into the screen. Her limp body hits the screen and tears it apart as she fall back of the stage. The flash of cameras begin to start strobing, as a couple of reporters try to rush over to the side of the stage possibly to help Ms. Lively out. [/glow]
White Lion: STOP you two, not a person will help her out, she is paying for her sins. Back to why, well there once again is another reason why the fans of the APW can boo me , hate me, despise the Hottest Shit Going, it doesn't matter cause the fealing is mutual. Ms. Lively is the one thing it seems people like about Michael Lively, well when you see her introduce me, I hope instead of wish her top will pop open, or her skirt should magically flip up, I want you to fear, that the poor women may just get her teath kicked down her throat, or her jaw dislocated. She unfourtantly will pay for trying to overshadow me, pay for conversing with the enemy, and carry the burden of you people loving her, any other questions.
Reporter 4: Yes Michael, I have a question about.....
White Lion: I DON"T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU WANT TO KNOW!!!! It says in the Book of Kaos, "One whos asks, shall recieve, one that begs, shall perish"
Reporter 4: What, I think you just made that up.
White Lion: Made it up, it's in chapter of Steele, verse 6:69, anyway fuck your question, this week it's me and Sabur, but I can disscus that later lets talk about the announcment the HJ let loose, it's the JESUS vs. The JOBBER for the belt, If you people dislike me now wait till I'm a champion.Hate me if you will, forgetting me is impossible, cause I am the Hottest Shit Going.
[glow=red,2,300]Lively steps away from the podium bends down toward his mother. He grabs the back of her neck, lifts her head up, and speaks into her ear.[/glow]
White Lion: Listen good, you may have done one hell of a job giving birth to a Christ, but your actions will not go unpunished, you have just payed for your sins thus far, fuck up again, and it's back to the cross with you woman. See you at the arena.
[glow=red,2,300]He then lays his mother head back down, and walks off.[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]The scene reopens with the Lion walking backstage alone. He looks on from a distance as Sabur spits his promo next to Phil. He just smirks in a "Who's this fucking guy" manor, and walks off toward the entrance way. He gives to look to the sound crew, and heres his ever so hated entrance music, for when the fans here "Eat You Alive" they know that soon walking through that curtain is one of the most talent mother fuckers to ever grace the ring, and there wish was granted. The Lion walks out with his hood drapped over his head, and damn it looks cool. He flips the hood back and struts to the ring with that arrogance that he has come to display since rolling with the Kaotik God. He clims the steps and hops over the hops over the top rope into the ring, and grab the mic viscously from the time keeper as if he didn't want to be touched by a mortal. [/glow]
White Lion: Blah, blah, blah....it get real old Sabur hereing you spew your shit week in and week out.
[glow=red,2,300]Followed by boo's[/glow]
White Lion: Don't hate the JESUS cause I passed you up, this is a cut throat business, and well I roll with Dianna and she has the sharpest Steele if you catch my drift. Anyway you really looked like a different man when you strolled into the Church locker room, and that my friend couldn't be sweeter, the Sabur that walked in is the Sabur that I wish to face, and when the dust settles and a true living GOD stands over you, you will realize the judgment has come, and JESUS has layed out the punishment, and soon you will realize I passed you up, just like the business itself. Hell I'm the next Overdrive Champion, and that opportunity has already knocked and moved on to the next house Sabur. So step aside big boy, cause a JESUS is in the building, and making you look good in the ring later will be a true miracle, and that my firends is a shoot!
Ms. Lively: Ladies and Gentlemen, you are about to bare witness to a press conference like no other, the words you will hear today will shock and amaze. The sheer utlimatness that you will experince.....
Repoter:(Whispering to another) Sheer ultimatness, fuck me, all looks and no brains.
Ms. Lively(Continueing on) with like that you have never experienced before, so I bring you my son, the greatest salvation for the wrestling business, Michael Lively, The White Lion....
[glow=red,2,300]A Video plays on the screen behind Ms. Lively[/glow]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=
[glow=red,2,300]Then the screen seperates in the middle moving apart. Out walks the hooded figure of the White Lion as flash bulbs go off. He steps up to the podium and strikes the I am JESUS pose. The screen then comes back together behind him, and he signals for silence. The crowded room of reporters abliges. Lively then flips the hood back revieling his lordly appearence. He closes his eyes, as his head is tilted, sort of poiting up ward, then he looks at the reporters and begins to speak. [/glow]
White Lion: First welcome to all of you.
All Reporters: Lively...Lion.....Michael....What about....How did....Why.....
White Lion: Easy, hey you with the glasses, go ahead.
Reporter 1: Well Mr. Lively I am from Wrestlenet.com and I had a question about last week, why did you.....
White Lion: Come out in the middle of a dark match, and as some would say bitch out the Greatness.
Reporter 1: Uhh Yeah.
White Lion: Well first thing is first, what right does this fuck have calling himself the Greatness, I have taking shits that however may have not lived up to his size, but definatley can be called great, but this guy, no way. So I figured what better way to test the Greatness, then jump right into a feud with the Hottest Shit Going.
[glow=red,2,300]Lively takes a breath, turns his head toward the right with his eyes closed, then straightens out and continues. [/glow]
White Lion: Well some say what I did was contervisal, and others say it was a bitch move, He's a bitch, I am a bitch, the one that has the problem with it is a bitch, I don't know, but it sounds like a whole lot of bitching. Needless to say it doesn't matter to the JESUS. You can hate me like the first coming of JESUS, but this incaration is a JESUS Jesses James if you will, a bad ass Son of Man. Unlike the JESUS of the past you can slap me in the face, there will be no turning of the cheek, more like a turning of the hip as I answer with a roundhouse. You show your disrespect to the JESUS, and I'll spit right in your face, cause this JESUS doesn't give two shits about your oppinion, I know what you need.
Reporter 2: Michael, I am with Rajah.com and we had a question about the....
White Lion: TEST FOR THE BEST tourny.
Reporter 2: Yeah how did you....
White Lion: Don't question the JESUS, anyway I don't have any interest in the Test for the Best. The way I see it is, the APW doesn't have a contender talented enough, or skilled enough to do the impossible, dethrone Kaos. I mean Trevor tried, and well no matter the circumstances he fell short, hell even Jeff couldn't do it, and being across the ring with Kenny awakenedd the Huricane, the same way I have come to God. So as long as the World Championship is held by the Kaotik, then I have no intrest except ensuring his title reign. Anyway lets face it, if you put the JESUS in an eight man tournament, I will part the competition like Moses parted the red sea, and walk right to the top of the bracket and claim my prize, at the end of the day I have need to rumble with the Great ONE!!!
Reporter 3: Lion, I am with....
White Lion: Pro Wrestling Illusrated.
Repoter 3: No, I am with DirtyDivas.com, and we were wondering when is your mother going to bare it all in the cover of some mens magazine.
White Lion: Is this a press conference for my mother hunh, is this the Terri Lively hour, NO!, Is she a new version of JESUS, is She the Hottest Shit Going?
Reporter 3: Well our site sure thinks so.
White Lion: Is she the most hated, is she the most contreversial, uh uh, I am, why you ask.
[glow=red,2,300]The White Lion then superkicks his mother in the chin, sending her backward into the screen. Her limp body hits the screen and tears it apart as she fall back of the stage. The flash of cameras begin to start strobing, as a couple of reporters try to rush over to the side of the stage possibly to help Ms. Lively out. [/glow]
White Lion: STOP you two, not a person will help her out, she is paying for her sins. Back to why, well there once again is another reason why the fans of the APW can boo me , hate me, despise the Hottest Shit Going, it doesn't matter cause the fealing is mutual. Ms. Lively is the one thing it seems people like about Michael Lively, well when you see her introduce me, I hope instead of wish her top will pop open, or her skirt should magically flip up, I want you to fear, that the poor women may just get her teath kicked down her throat, or her jaw dislocated. She unfourtantly will pay for trying to overshadow me, pay for conversing with the enemy, and carry the burden of you people loving her, any other questions.
Reporter 4: Yes Michael, I have a question about.....
White Lion: I DON"T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU WANT TO KNOW!!!! It says in the Book of Kaos, "One whos asks, shall recieve, one that begs, shall perish"
Reporter 4: What, I think you just made that up.
White Lion: Made it up, it's in chapter of Steele, verse 6:69, anyway fuck your question, this week it's me and Sabur, but I can disscus that later lets talk about the announcment the HJ let loose, it's the JESUS vs. The JOBBER for the belt, If you people dislike me now wait till I'm a champion.Hate me if you will, forgetting me is impossible, cause I am the Hottest Shit Going.
[glow=red,2,300]Lively steps away from the podium bends down toward his mother. He grabs the back of her neck, lifts her head up, and speaks into her ear.[/glow]
White Lion: Listen good, you may have done one hell of a job giving birth to a Christ, but your actions will not go unpunished, you have just payed for your sins thus far, fuck up again, and it's back to the cross with you woman. See you at the arena.
[glow=red,2,300]He then lays his mother head back down, and walks off.[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]The scene reopens with the Lion walking backstage alone. He looks on from a distance as Sabur spits his promo next to Phil. He just smirks in a "Who's this fucking guy" manor, and walks off toward the entrance way. He gives to look to the sound crew, and heres his ever so hated entrance music, for when the fans here "Eat You Alive" they know that soon walking through that curtain is one of the most talent mother fuckers to ever grace the ring, and there wish was granted. The Lion walks out with his hood drapped over his head, and damn it looks cool. He flips the hood back and struts to the ring with that arrogance that he has come to display since rolling with the Kaotik God. He clims the steps and hops over the hops over the top rope into the ring, and grab the mic viscously from the time keeper as if he didn't want to be touched by a mortal. [/glow]
White Lion: Blah, blah, blah....it get real old Sabur hereing you spew your shit week in and week out.
[glow=red,2,300]Followed by boo's[/glow]
White Lion: Don't hate the JESUS cause I passed you up, this is a cut throat business, and well I roll with Dianna and she has the sharpest Steele if you catch my drift. Anyway you really looked like a different man when you strolled into the Church locker room, and that my friend couldn't be sweeter, the Sabur that walked in is the Sabur that I wish to face, and when the dust settles and a true living GOD stands over you, you will realize the judgment has come, and JESUS has layed out the punishment, and soon you will realize I passed you up, just like the business itself. Hell I'm the next Overdrive Champion, and that opportunity has already knocked and moved on to the next house Sabur. So step aside big boy, cause a JESUS is in the building, and making you look good in the ring later will be a true miracle, and that my firends is a shoot!
