Post by Razor Ryan on May 14, 2008 16:58:39 GMT -4
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The New & Improved Razor Ryan
[/glow](Sex and Violence: Version X's Personal Cameraman Emrys is scanning the Back Parking Lot With His Camera when from the distance we see Razor Ryan Walking Towards Emrys, with his Jet Black hair tied back in a pony tail and his S&V:X Duffel bag flung over his right shoulder)
(Razor Notices Emrys)
Razor:Emrys, Chico How's It Going'?
Razor:Damn Man I Have Only been gone a week but it feels like forever, but I Tell ya what.....I feel like I am 110%. Well Emrys I Gotta go into the Building and find out who I Face this week, I'll catch up with you later.
(Razor opens the double doors and walks in the building, Passing Akiko. As she walks by Razor turns around a has a Double Glance At her)
Razor:Damn I Knew I Loved Japan for a reason!
(Razor Walks up to the corkboard on the wall in front of President Jeff's Office, He lifts the papers to this weeks card)
Razor:Razor Ryan Vs Hardcore Kidd Vs Diana Steel?, Hmmm this could be interesting.
(Razor Walks over to a Vending Machine and buys himself a AMP Energy Drink, Razor cracks it open and takes a swig as he notices Sabur walking down the backstage corridor)
Razor:Hey Sabur, What's Up Dog?
Sabur:Not Much Man, you see the Card for Mayhem Yet?
Razor:Nah man not yet..
(Sabur cuts off Razor in Mid-Sentence)
Sabur:Dude, we are facing..
(Razor Slaps Sabur)
Razor:Sorry Man I Didn't want to do that but I Saw Your Promo & Trevor is Right. If We both focus we can bring the Tag Gold Back to S&V:X. But Seriously first thing is first we have matches to prepare for before the tag title match even happens.
(Razor takes another drink of his energy drink before continuing)
Razor:Sabur, I Had this past week to sit at home and rest up and to reflect on my career thus far in APW. And Seriously When I first started in this company I had the " Don't give a shit attitude" where I gave it my all in every match and I Had a decent win-loss record. But then we joined up in S&V and I Started to slack off thinking that S&V would let us ride their coat tails. But Sabur we need to show Trevor, Kristina And Tony Especially that we can carry our own in S&V.
(Razor was rambling on and he turns around a Sabur is gone but Lil dick is standing there listening and hanging on to Razor's every word)
Lil dick:Uh razor, Sabur said to let ya know he's going to work out to make sure he is in tip top shape
Razor:OK Well Whatever. So Anyways This Monday It Is Hardcore Kidd Vs Diana Steel Vs Yours Truly Razor Ryan. Now The Old Razor would have thought that this would be a squash match-up, due to the fact that Hardcore Kidd couldn't win a match if he was blowing the Owner, and Diana wouldn't win due to the fact that she is a Girl. But the new Razor doesn't think this a squash match at all. Yea granted Hardcore Kidd has quite the Losing streak going on, but he is bound to snap that any day now, and yes Diana Is A Girl but I Have faced her before and she definitely has the skills to pull out the win. But Diana...Hardcore Kidd I Will not lose this match...I have no issues with crippling you Hardcore Kidd, really I Kinda hold a grudge against you Kidd because I Was forming My Faction with Sabur and we offered you a spot and you no-showed, so I Will get my revenge on you. Diana, you turned your back on Trevor and The Whole S&V Faction so I Will seek vengeance for My Faction and Don't Fret Diana, I Wouldn't think twice of sending a dis-figured Bride to The June 9th, 2008 Ceremony. You Better take it easy in the match Diana, I Don't know If Kenny is going to want a woman who looks like she just came out of a trailer park straight outta North Charleston,SC.
(you can hear the boos echoing throughout the building)
Razor:Ladies And Gentlemen Come Monday You Will See New Side Of Razor Ryan, a side of me that would Michael Lively wanna go cry to his mama. A Side of Me that will leave COK's "GOD" praying at his bedside!
(Camera Fades as Razor Walks into S&V:X Locker Room)
(Razor Notices Emrys)
Razor:Emrys, Chico How's It Going'?
Razor:Damn Man I Have Only been gone a week but it feels like forever, but I Tell ya what.....I feel like I am 110%. Well Emrys I Gotta go into the Building and find out who I Face this week, I'll catch up with you later.
(Razor opens the double doors and walks in the building, Passing Akiko. As she walks by Razor turns around a has a Double Glance At her)
Razor:Damn I Knew I Loved Japan for a reason!
(Razor Walks up to the corkboard on the wall in front of President Jeff's Office, He lifts the papers to this weeks card)
Razor:Razor Ryan Vs Hardcore Kidd Vs Diana Steel?, Hmmm this could be interesting.
(Razor Walks over to a Vending Machine and buys himself a AMP Energy Drink, Razor cracks it open and takes a swig as he notices Sabur walking down the backstage corridor)
Razor:Hey Sabur, What's Up Dog?
Sabur:Not Much Man, you see the Card for Mayhem Yet?
Razor:Nah man not yet..
(Sabur cuts off Razor in Mid-Sentence)
Sabur:Dude, we are facing..
(Razor Slaps Sabur)
Razor:Sorry Man I Didn't want to do that but I Saw Your Promo & Trevor is Right. If We both focus we can bring the Tag Gold Back to S&V:X. But Seriously first thing is first we have matches to prepare for before the tag title match even happens.
(Razor takes another drink of his energy drink before continuing)
Razor:Sabur, I Had this past week to sit at home and rest up and to reflect on my career thus far in APW. And Seriously When I first started in this company I had the " Don't give a shit attitude" where I gave it my all in every match and I Had a decent win-loss record. But then we joined up in S&V and I Started to slack off thinking that S&V would let us ride their coat tails. But Sabur we need to show Trevor, Kristina And Tony Especially that we can carry our own in S&V.
(Razor was rambling on and he turns around a Sabur is gone but Lil dick is standing there listening and hanging on to Razor's every word)
Lil dick:Uh razor, Sabur said to let ya know he's going to work out to make sure he is in tip top shape
Razor:OK Well Whatever. So Anyways This Monday It Is Hardcore Kidd Vs Diana Steel Vs Yours Truly Razor Ryan. Now The Old Razor would have thought that this would be a squash match-up, due to the fact that Hardcore Kidd couldn't win a match if he was blowing the Owner, and Diana wouldn't win due to the fact that she is a Girl. But the new Razor doesn't think this a squash match at all. Yea granted Hardcore Kidd has quite the Losing streak going on, but he is bound to snap that any day now, and yes Diana Is A Girl but I Have faced her before and she definitely has the skills to pull out the win. But Diana...Hardcore Kidd I Will not lose this match...I have no issues with crippling you Hardcore Kidd, really I Kinda hold a grudge against you Kidd because I Was forming My Faction with Sabur and we offered you a spot and you no-showed, so I Will get my revenge on you. Diana, you turned your back on Trevor and The Whole S&V Faction so I Will seek vengeance for My Faction and Don't Fret Diana, I Wouldn't think twice of sending a dis-figured Bride to The June 9th, 2008 Ceremony. You Better take it easy in the match Diana, I Don't know If Kenny is going to want a woman who looks like she just came out of a trailer park straight outta North Charleston,SC.
(you can hear the boos echoing throughout the building)
Razor:Ladies And Gentlemen Come Monday You Will See New Side Of Razor Ryan, a side of me that would Michael Lively wanna go cry to his mama. A Side of Me that will leave COK's "GOD" praying at his bedside!
(Camera Fades as Razor Walks into S&V:X Locker Room)
