Post by Phate on May 16, 2008 4:56:02 GMT -4
Color Key:
Yellow = Announcer Voiceover
Red = Kid
Pink= Singing (Jingle)
Hi Kids! Bored?
YEAH!
Wanna play something new?
YEAH!
Wanna be like "The Icon" Doctor Phate?
YEA - - HUH?
Why did I even ask? OF COURSE YOU DO! If you answered "hell yeah" to all of those questions then have we got the game for you! From PhateCo., the creators of such wonderful toys as "Bladey The Willing-To-Bleed-For-A-Storyline Teddy"....
And "My First Hardcore Shopping Cart"....
Comes the hottest new board game to hit the streets since parchesi - -
ICONIC OPERATION - The JZ Edition!
Iconic Operation allows all kids to step into the gargantuan shoes of none other than the incredibly awesome Doctor Phate and psychologically and physically dissect the Action Packed Wrestling debut of the mask-wearing weirdo called JZ! Extremely detailed to capture JZ's likeness down to his beady little eyes and unkempt dreadlocks, Iconic Operation is practically ready to play out of the box! All you need to add are four (4) AA Batteries and a whole lotta incessant and meaningless rambling straight from JZ's debut vignette last week!
Revel in the feeling of complete and utter stupendousness as you do what "The Icon" Doctor Phate plans to do to JZ at this Monday's Overdrive - - pick him apart and show the whole world his flaws! Grab your tweezers (meticulously hand-crafted to look like JZ touching himself) and CAREFULLY remove each part of JZ's fragile body without triggering the buzzers surrounding them because if you hit the buzzers you'll have to sit through 24 hours of JZ interview segments! I know you don't want that, do you?!?!
I didn't think so! Now, I know what you're all thinking - - "How do I get my hands on something this amazing and extraordinary, damnit?" EASY - just buy a ticket to the North Charleston Coliseum in North Charleston, South Carolina for APW Overdrive on May 19th and witness it's unveiling first-hand....as "The Icon" Doctor Phate takes JZ's dreams of victory, throw them to the hard concrete, stomp them with combat boots, set them ablaze with gasoline and a BIC, and perform an Iconic Operation right before your very eyes! Have your economic stimulus checks ready because these puppies will be priced to move fast and there's gonna be only so much JZ left after Doctor Phate latches him into the Figure Four Leg Lock and forces his knee to pop loose like a couple of Legos!
So whattaya waitin' for, kids? Quantities are limited and JZ's time as a non-handicapped citizen is growing shorter and shorter so make sure you talk your parents into mortgaging the house so they can get YOU to APW Overdrive on May 19th and get Iconic Operation before any of the other kids on your block! R.S.V.P. A.S.A.P.!
Doctor Phate and PhateCo. - Hope JZ's gotta good H.M.O.!
And remember, kids - JZ ain't a legend and he sure ain't a star! He's just another run-of-the-mill wrestler! And while Legends die and Wrestlers come and go ICONS LIVE FOREVER!
"The Icon" Doctor Phate and PhateCo. can not be held responsible for any health risks incurred while watching Phate wrestle including, but not limited to, heart attack, stroke, seizure, premature ejaculation, erectile dysfunction, weak bladder, immaculate conception, high cholesterol, internal bleeding, brain damage, blurred vision, awesomeness overload, or alien babies bursting out of your chest. Doctor Phate is better than you and way better than JZ and once you and he get over that you will all be able to sleep the sleep of babies and angels. Any damage to JZ's ego, face, neck, or legs is the responsibility of Action Packed Wrestling and Hurricane Jeff and should be encouraged with chants of "Holy Shit" and "this Is Awesome." Icons live forever.
[/size]Yellow = Announcer Voiceover
Red = Kid
Pink= Singing (Jingle)
Hi Kids! Bored?
YEAH!
Wanna play something new?
YEAH!
Wanna be like "The Icon" Doctor Phate?
YEA - - HUH?
Why did I even ask? OF COURSE YOU DO! If you answered "hell yeah" to all of those questions then have we got the game for you! From PhateCo., the creators of such wonderful toys as "Bladey The Willing-To-Bleed-For-A-Storyline Teddy"....
And "My First Hardcore Shopping Cart"....
Comes the hottest new board game to hit the streets since parchesi - -
ICONIC OPERATION - The JZ Edition!
Iconic Operation allows all kids to step into the gargantuan shoes of none other than the incredibly awesome Doctor Phate and psychologically and physically dissect the Action Packed Wrestling debut of the mask-wearing weirdo called JZ! Extremely detailed to capture JZ's likeness down to his beady little eyes and unkempt dreadlocks, Iconic Operation is practically ready to play out of the box! All you need to add are four (4) AA Batteries and a whole lotta incessant and meaningless rambling straight from JZ's debut vignette last week!
Revel in the feeling of complete and utter stupendousness as you do what "The Icon" Doctor Phate plans to do to JZ at this Monday's Overdrive - - pick him apart and show the whole world his flaws! Grab your tweezers (meticulously hand-crafted to look like JZ touching himself) and CAREFULLY remove each part of JZ's fragile body without triggering the buzzers surrounding them because if you hit the buzzers you'll have to sit through 24 hours of JZ interview segments! I know you don't want that, do you?!?!
I didn't think so! Now, I know what you're all thinking - - "How do I get my hands on something this amazing and extraordinary, damnit?" EASY - just buy a ticket to the North Charleston Coliseum in North Charleston, South Carolina for APW Overdrive on May 19th and witness it's unveiling first-hand....as "The Icon" Doctor Phate takes JZ's dreams of victory, throw them to the hard concrete, stomp them with combat boots, set them ablaze with gasoline and a BIC, and perform an Iconic Operation right before your very eyes! Have your economic stimulus checks ready because these puppies will be priced to move fast and there's gonna be only so much JZ left after Doctor Phate latches him into the Figure Four Leg Lock and forces his knee to pop loose like a couple of Legos!
So whattaya waitin' for, kids? Quantities are limited and JZ's time as a non-handicapped citizen is growing shorter and shorter so make sure you talk your parents into mortgaging the house so they can get YOU to APW Overdrive on May 19th and get Iconic Operation before any of the other kids on your block! R.S.V.P. A.S.A.P.!
Doctor Phate and PhateCo. - Hope JZ's gotta good H.M.O.!
And remember, kids - JZ ain't a legend and he sure ain't a star! He's just another run-of-the-mill wrestler! And while Legends die and Wrestlers come and go ICONS LIVE FOREVER!
"The Icon" Doctor Phate and PhateCo. can not be held responsible for any health risks incurred while watching Phate wrestle including, but not limited to, heart attack, stroke, seizure, premature ejaculation, erectile dysfunction, weak bladder, immaculate conception, high cholesterol, internal bleeding, brain damage, blurred vision, awesomeness overload, or alien babies bursting out of your chest. Doctor Phate is better than you and way better than JZ and once you and he get over that you will all be able to sleep the sleep of babies and angels. Any damage to JZ's ego, face, neck, or legs is the responsibility of Action Packed Wrestling and Hurricane Jeff and should be encouraged with chants of "Holy Shit" and "this Is Awesome." Icons live forever.
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