Post by "That Girl" Diana Lambardo on May 18, 2008 20:30:36 GMT -4
APW comes to see Diana pulling up to the arena parking lot on her gifted Harley-Davidson, screeching into the spot against the wall sideways and hurriedly kicked up the stand and hopped off. She had on black knee-length spandex pants and a loose pink off the shoulder shirt with the Smith & Wesson logo on the front. On her back she wore a miniature backpack that she now flung off of her shoulder as she walked toward the entrance of the building. Upon opening it we see her pull out a flask-sized bottle Jack Daniels, using her other hand to push open the double doors to enter. Just on the inside, there was Kenny, leaned up against the tile wall with one foot cocked back up and his arms folded.
“Where you comin’ from baby?” He said, head down, eyes cast upward at her.
“Ugh just taking care of some things.” She noticed him eying the bottle of Jack Daniels in her hand. “It’s for later, after Overdrive is over. For Spirit and I to celebrate reuniting our tag team, you know.”
“You’re ready for this, right? I haven’t seen much of you this week; you know how important this is. Besides, I miss you.”
She hung her head down, searching for words to no avail. In response, Kenny sighed and reached out a hand to hers. Diana smiled, “Yeah, I’m ready. In fact, I’ve got a time slot to go give those two a little scare before I give them a big beating.”
He smiled a little back at her and swung his arm around her. “I’ll walk you.” He took the bottle of Jack out of her hand and put it into her backpack still hanging on her arm.
Chase: That seemed a little awkward, no?
Harvey: Yeah, but I’ve yet to meet a couple that didn’t get super stressed upon getting engaged.
Chase: That’s right, I’d be stressed out too if someone told me I could only sleep with one person for the rest of my life.
Harvey: You kidding? You’d do anything to sleep with ANY one person for the rest of your life. But your sex life isn’t what people are tuning in to hear about, this triple threat is going to be an important factor in the new tag division President Jeff is starting up. Personally, I’m interested to hear what Diana has to say about it.
….there’s a long pause of silence…..
Harvey: Chase…um…your thoughts?
Harvey turns to see Chase bobbing his head with headphones in his ears. Harvey gives him a slap on the back of the head. Chase removes one earphone.
Harvey: Come on Chase, how are you gonna hear what Diana has to say?
Chase: ….um…. who cares?
He put his other earphone in and leaned back. Harvey shook his head.
Harvey: Smartass.
Just then the spotlight hit as Diana entered the arena. She was on Kenny’s arm when they first walked in, and as the Dropkick Murphy’s played overhead he pulled her in for a kiss and slapped her ass, sending her walking down the ramp as he stood back against the wall, looking on. When she reached the ring she easily slid one leg up and fluidly slid herself up to a standing position, snatching the mic to her hands like a magic trick. She threw up her free hand to welcome the boos, and even the cheers.
“Is that it?” The noise got louder. “Better, that’s better. Dance, monkeys!” She laughed into the mic as those boos got even louder. “Seriously, do you have any idea how lucky you guys are that the Church of Kaos is around this place? Who else is gonna keep Trevor Blackwell in check? Who else is going to keep things interesting for you drama hungry zombies? Who else is going to deliver you a real tag team? That’d be us! Ever since I got back in this business Spirit and I have been itching to get back to our favorite thing to do…making the boys look stupid, together!” The female fans started to cheer.
Harvey: You know, I’ve noticed a change in the female fans coming around here since Diana and Spirit have been back. What is it?
Chase: We have them.
Harvey: Oh yeah.
“This week is important, Razor Ryan, The Hardcore Kid and I will be up against each other not long from now and I can’t wait. I have been going through some straight up SHIT and I can’t wait for this aggression therapy to begin. Ryan, Kid, you guys are not complete crap. This’ll be a good challenge and I’m up for it. But you keep running your mouths the way you do and you’re gonna look plain silly. Razor, I actually look forward to facing you. It seems you may have stopped with that ridiculous mentality that you have one up on me due to my inferior gender. Ha! You sure can fight but other than your bruiting there’s not much there. So if by chance I lose this match, which is HIGHLY unlikely, at least I’ll always know that I’m a helluva lot smarter than you. Oh, thank you so much for deciding to not go easy on me just cause I’m a girl! I’m so freaking thankful. You go ahead and try to disfigure me for my wedding, try. Please, I mean it. Hell, with a nose broken in three places, a black eye and a bloody forehead I still have more of a chance of getting laid than you have on your BEST day.”
She let people scream their boos and laugh aloud for a minute. “You want revenge on me for leaving your “faction”
Please, I was barely a part of that piece of shit for a New York minute, everyone knew I’d be outa there, hell even Trevor knew somewhere underneath all of that skin. If you’re really upset about that still, I suggest you get your priorities straight before you end up getting hit by a giant CoK out of left field. And Kid…I like your ambition. Your determination. No, you haven’t been doing the best by any means but you ain’t givin’ up. And I like that, you’ve got moxy. And that’s why I’m gonna look out for you in that ring. A determined man with your training isn’t something to take lightly. But please, call the Whambulance! While you and Razor settle your petty differences I’ll be after you. ‘Waaah, he doesn’t listen to me!’ ‘Waaaah, you should have talked to me in person! Waaaaah.’ Give me a break. And on another note, don’t think that Kenny is the only reason I can fight the way I can fight. I’m perfectly capable of taking care of myself and everything that comes my way without him. He’s been training me to get me back into shape, to get me back on my game and it’s been working wonders. But I’ll say it a thousand times, and I’ll show you a thousand more: I’m not just some diva on a champions arm. You will all know this. Look, this wedding, and everything else has me exTREMEly stressed out. I just want you to know you’re up against the worst kind of woman ever. The kind with a lot of stress on her mind. And, the idea of tagging with Spirit even a moment sooner is like the carrot on the end of the stick.”She paced around the ring once as the announcers filled the silence.
Harvey: I wouldn’t mess with a woman with a wedding to plan.
Chase: I would.
Harvey: Well, that’s why you have a drawer filled with restraining orders.
Chase: That’s true.
“Lastly, please, both of you. Bring everything you’ve got. Because I know I will. Oh oh! I almost forgot! Greatness…you kidnapped my daughter. I will accept your apology whenever I damn well please. Watch who you threaten, because you’ll have 90% of this fed on your ass until you have to leave and change your name. Ok pumpkin?”
She blew a kiss as APW cuts to commercial.
