Post by "The Hottest Shit Going" on Jun 7, 2008 8:59:28 GMT -4
[glow=blue,2,300] DING-DING-DING!!!!!
The fans are in dis-belief, and quite frankly so is Justin Job, and the White Lion. The two exchange a handshake, as the JESUS lifts his belt in the air. He looks out in the crowd seeing the dislike for him, he then turns his head toward his new title placed in the grasp of his right hand, he brings the belt in and places a nice kiss right on the plate of the belt. He then jumps down to the canvass, rolls under the bottom ropes and heads up the ramp. The JESUS then walks over toward the side of the ramp drawing in on a fan holding a "Fuck JESUS' sign that he had made just for the match. Lively snatches the sign out of the teenagers mitts, and then spits right into face of the ticket holding young man. The actions were displayed on the titantron, and the fans break into a "Fuck You JESUS" chant as the Christ of Overdrive has now begun to walk the ramp holding his new prize up in the air with his F.U. bird high on the air on the other hand. He then smirks to himself knowing that his premonition had come true, now all that was left is to avoid his mother and her loose tongue. Lively hits the backstage area, where he is met by the Kaotik Kenny Lambardo. No words where exchanged, only devilish smirks from either heavenly dweller. The lion then slings his title over his left shoulder (seems like the right one is used rather frequently, so what the hell switch it up a little). Michael Lively then goes back to his locker room, and showers up, he then settle in for the rest of the PPV, the last man standing match seemingly to have him on edge to see if the Church can stay atop the mountain that is the APW title scene. [/glow]
The Book of Lambardo 6:2:08
Last Overdrive
[glow=blue,2,300]The JESUS of APW, the second coming of Christ to the wrestling industry, the Savior of the sport, and the self proclaimed Hottest Shit Going stands in the locker room of the CoK with a feeling of success, he is part of the hottest, and most talented group assembled in the history of wrestling. Looking over at the new Tag Team Champions "That Team", holding tag gold on a number of occasions, in many organizations....some people say the Dudley's, we say "That Team". Then his diverted to the man that was a hair from becoming the new Hardcore Champion. Some say that the future of this business is bright, and this man definitely shines through the darkness, none other than Vin E Lamabrdo, then the JESUS ganders at the supreme greatness that is Kaos. The longest reigning World Champion in APW history. Although the APW is a young organization, the Godly one has had a fair run of contenders for that very championship, and yet each and every time, he has risen to the occasion, and stood a top a fallen foe, holding the precious title high. A man of that caliber is one many should look up to, and model themselves after, the pinnacle of success, and the idol of Michael Lively. The Lion smirks and knows that this formation of superstars is history, and he is a part of it, his name has just been placed in the record books, and in his mind it is just the beginning. At Mayhem Justin Job showed the Lion a brief glimpse of respect, and the JESUS was glad to extend the same courtesy, but the fans still have no love for the JESUS. Job deep down in his heart has no love for the JESUS, but at this point he must respect his skills to some extent, He did the unthinkable in the mind of Justin, and pulled out the win. He has done the unthinkable before, and will continue to do so. The rise of JESUS haters is upon the world, and the Lion will have to now rise to the challenge like never before. He knows that winning the title is a hard feat to pull off, but to keep it is where the real challenge lies. The mind of Lively then transitions and clarity is all that is left. He then exits the locker room of the Church, to grab a drink. He wishes his stable mates a good show and heads out with title in hand, it is then thrown over the shoulder of choice, and the door closes behind him. [/glow]
[glow=blue,2,300]In the hallway Michael Lively is met by a reporter for Pro Wrestling Illustrated, and the JESUS looks upon then man like he may not be deserving of the presence that is the White Lion, but then to satisfy his ego Lively then obliges then man realizing the man wants to discuss the success he has just achieved, and how could Lively disappoint the JESUS haters. [/glow]
JESUS: So let me guess the people of PWI want to talk about ME!
Reporter: Well yes Mr. Lively....
JESUS: It's JESUS, and lets go....shoot.
Reporter: First congratulations on becoming the Overdrive Champion.....
JESUS: Thanks....it's a simple fact in my mind that I would walk out the victor, but in a world that needs saving like it does, it definitely baffled some and angered others.....
[glow=blue,2,300]Lively breaks his arrogant charachter for a brief second, and then makes another statement to the reporter[/glow].
JESUS: Justin Job, I heard the news...and the JESUS persona will probally play on your leaving the fed, but the man behind the role would like to thank you, your a hell of a hand, and it took a lot of skill to take that belt from you, This bussiness is tough, and can takes it's toll, and hopefully you'll return one day....(Snapping back into charachter) So the JESUS can whoop that ass once again, and shock the world.
[glow=blue,2,300]The Lion looks at the reporter and rambles on in a christ-like manor.[/glow]
JESUS: Thats what I do...I shock the world...I take the unbeatable wrestler, and well prove that they can be beat...Justin Job in singles competition, I got him....The God....Well yes indeed JESUS pulled out the win. Now wins and losses come how they may, but you set up a man that can't be beaten, and the JESUS may just preform miracles.
Reporter: The faction that you are a part of, seems to be unstopable as of late.
JESUS: Yep, see what happens, you take the CoK out of Sex and Vioence, and what is left, nothing, and the simple fact is the Church has all the talent, all the stroke, and we are shortly going to have all the gold.
Reporter: The Church of Kaos has definitely become a super faction, a mega stable of the industry, and you are a part of it, that has to make you feel great.
JESUS: Great...what am I Tony the Tiger...I am the Hottest Shit Going, and the CoK is the greatest group of wrestlers to ever grace the ring, so it is only fitting that I am a part of the Church. You know wrestling historians will argue about which group is the greatest.....Evolution, Four Horsemen, NWO, DX, The Heanan Family, The Ministry of Darkness, the Right to Sensor, Money Inc., The Brood....and the list goes on and on, until it dead ends right at the alter of the Church. The CoK is the best, and it gets proven with each and every passing event, the wins are stacking up, and the bodies a falling at our feet. Tony Blackwell's day's of walkong around with that garbage can lid are numbered, God has it all writen out, and Vin has been the warrior of fury sent on a mission, soon that prescious idol that the Blackwell's cherish will soon come home to the church. Now onto another Blackwell,..Trevor has suffered some serious injuries, some may think the clock has caught up with the Career Killer, but I'm of firm belief that his moniker has just turned tail thanks to Kaos. The challengers come and go, but GOD stands tall, his fury unmatched, and his glory not to be duplicated, and I sit at the right hand of the father, the JESUS...thats right ME. The most hated man to come down the pike, questionably the most outrageous superstar to enter the squared circle, my comments offend, but the truth hurts, and my reign has begun, and only grows from this point on. So come with it,.....bring me more questions about ME.
Reporter: You...Ok...
JESUS: Thats right ME!...go ahead put ME over...thats right...go on Mark out for the JESUS.
Reporter: Well....the people are probably wondering about your first title defense?
JESUS: ME....Yeah My first title defense...(placing his hand on the title belt draped over his shoulder)...well the JESUS is a lot of things but I am not the booker, only in bed do I book the talent, anyways when the excellent management team here in APW brings forth the challenger, I'll step through the ropes like always, pull of some amazing moves, dazzle the JESUS halting fans, and put my self over for the win, walk on down the ramp with belt in hand. There is no one living up to my skill, the people here are only fit to wash my feet, not lace my boots, so the competition can line up for the JESUS, cause they all will fall like Babylon, and that my friend is fit for print, and if you were a savy reporter wanting as many issues sold as possible, you might want to paste a picture of your Christ with his new title on the cover, it's cool my ego can handle it.
[glow=blue,2,300]The Lion then strikes a I am JESUS pose just for the sake of the reporter, and walks off leaving him writing a few notes and turning off his personal recorder. Lively re-adjusts the belt and walks on like not only a true living son of GOD, but a true Overdrive Champion, one that does the title justice. Just then the Lion walks past his former friend, and former stable mate, Sabur. The two lock eyes, and the brief stare down ends as the man with gold tosses a smirk in the direction of Sabur as if asking the man where is your belt, where is you glory, thats right I'm the man, not you, and then walks off very cocky and arrogant like any man thinking he is a living deity. As the Lion moves on his stroll through the backstage area, he walks in his locker room, has a seat on the bench. His mother sitting in a chair across from her son. [/glow]
Ms. Lively: So you have the night off, the perks of being a champ.
JESUS: Yes, I can really get used to this, but I feel the tension, I hear the rumblings of those wishing to step toward the JESUS, and test their skills in a attempt to rip the title from my hands.
[glow=blue,2,300]His mother turns the feed from the show on the TV in their locker room, and Overdrive comes to life before their very eyes, as the show moves on later the JESUS looks on with excitment as the Sabur/Spirit match is displayed across the tube. Then the APW son of GOD jumps in the air, excited as his stable mate gets the victory over Sabur.[/glow]
JESUS: Yes...she beat that jacked up, mindless, sack of beef. SWEET!
[glow=blue,2,300]The JESUS then turns of the tube and walks out of the locker room to socialize the members of the CoK, and show some love to Tara for smashing the Man-sow. The show finishes and goes off the air as the JESUS of the APW walks to the board outside Jeff's office. The Lion wishes to see who the bookers have put him against next week and there it was. Vin E Lambardo, the Lion looked on a bit taken back by the match on next weeks Overdrive.The JESUS then strikes the I am JESUS pose even though no one is around, maybe he does it for himself, sounds like something a self proclaimed JESUS would attempt. Lively then packs up his bags and heads out for a little rest before flying to the next stop on the APW tour of thrills. [/glow]
The Book of Lambardo 6:9:08-The Wedding looming
[glow=blue,2,300]Lively stands in the back stage area sitting on a case for the equiptment. The Lion wearing his usual hooded vest, and sitting in his gear ready for action when ever called to duty, cause in APW you need to be ready you never know what could break loose backstage. Lively sits there reading the Bible, as the creative in genius GOD of wrestling, the fanstatic Kenny Lambardo.[/glow]
GOD: Su'p JESUS!
[glow=blue,2,300]Lively the lays the book down looking at his mentor., and role model, as if with admiration in his eyes, and then responds the GODly father like figure.[/glow]
JESUS: Did you know there is a whole book about ME!, this fucking thing is great, the people in this book love ME almost as much as I love ME!
[glow=blue,2,300]Kaos laughs at his young apprentice, and thenhas a seat next to him. [/glow]
JESUS: So my lordly-ness, you nervous, or is that even possible for such a rugged fucking GOD like you.
GOD: Nah...I'm ready to be married...
JESUS: Hey we didn't have a bachelor party for you yet.
GOD: Well no there hasn't been a party yet.
JESUS: We got time before the wedding, I'll make some calls.
[glow=blue,2,300]The Lion then hops off of the case handing the GOD of wrestling the bible.[/glow]
JESUS: You should some, it's real interesting...it's all about ME!
[glow=blue,2,300]Lively then smirks at the World Champion, and then walks off talking on his cell phone. [/glow]
The Book of Lambardo 6:9:08:2
[glow=blue,2,300]Our World champion walking through the hall like he sometimes does. His perfectly polished championship drapped over what some would call a extremely prime example of fit shoulder. Our GOD is the perfect example of a wrestler, soilder, or human being for that matter. The Kaotik pulls out his cell phone, for he has recieved a text of the heavenly cell phone network, they have bars in palces ATT wish they could go. The GODly figure of APW reads the text telling him to meet him in a special place in the arena, so he makes his way there. Kenny Lambardo creeps through a secluded back hallway in the inner workings of the arena in Biloxi, cause Kaos only knows what creepy things hillbillies out here are up to. The champ, the man of the hour, Groom of the evening, and still bachelor sees the door marked with a red X, which was described in the text message for him look for. His hand reaches for the door, and through the mind of some, you might wonder what this hand has seen in it's day. It may be just a simple hand to you, but some may look onto this hand as the hand of GOD, and oh the wonders it has feasted. The door is then open, and Kenny walks in. Toward the wall on the right, sits a table with a lamp on it, and Lively sitting in a chair. [/glow]
GOD: What up...I thought you where planning a party, whats up.
[glow=blue,2,300]JESUS then pulls out a couple of cans of Monster's, hands one over as a offering, the two crack em open and clank the cans together. [/glow]
JESUS: Well I didn't have much time, and well you know what it's like beeing an EGO maniac, not much room to think of others...
GOD: True.
JESUS: I even tried to get a couple of strippers, and it's hard man, there aren't many choice out here in Biloxi. So then I had a cleaver JESUS moment, and thought to MEself. I said JESUS, you sexy fucker, what about famrer's daughters, that shit allways worked in the old TV shows, so then I said Damn I'm good.
GOD: Cool, farmers daughters will work...
JESUS: Well there lied my next dilema, it seems here in Biloxi, the farmers daughters are into the farmers corn, the farmers hostess snacks, the farmers bacon strips, hell the farmers daughters are more like the farmers hefers.
GOD: Ewwh.
JESUS: So needless to say, it took some doing, but ta-da!!!
[glow=blue,2,300]The light to the room quickly snap to life as a disco ball twirls on the roof, a DJ in the corner thumping the Kaotik's theme song to start the party, and plenty of APW staff. Hurricane Jeff in the corner, already with a bottle of his favorite canadian beer, a slew of Jobbers cause they need love too. A stage set up with a stripper pole down the middle, and a few chairs linned around the edges. [/glow]
GOD: So I see a pole, a stage, yet no stripper.
JESUS: Well that took some creative thinking, and a little of me letting go, fellas heres the entertainment.
[glow=blue,2,300]The screen behind the stage the took to life, as the music hit from the DJ.[/glow]
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GOD: Your mom...
JESUS: Yeah well, what can you do, I mean we are limited to resources in a scum bag shit hole like Biloxi, and she's rated as one of the sexiest MILF's on milfhunter.com.
[glow=blue,2,300]The party contiues on as Kenny Lambardo looks at Lively and smiles. Lively returns the gesture, as the two then slap five and pull close for a shoulder embrace. [/glow]
Book of Lambardo 6:9:08:3
[glow=blue,2,300]After the party finished up, well it kind of never ended, just different member of the APW roster sort of came and went as they pleased, Lively had stepped out, for he has a match later, and it's some stiff competition. The JESUS is sqauring off with Vin E Lambardo. Now when you walk around as a self proclaimed JESUS, and a second coming of Christ, you may think to your self, well if I beat one Lambardo, I can beat them all, but this type of thinking has gotten the Lion in trouble before. Hell after his win over Kenny, his mind, and EGO boosted so high, he wasn't focussed on some of the next competition. Well Michael Lively was sure on this occassion he would not let that happen. Vin E was a true threat, not just in the ring, but with his GOD. You see Lively is of the mind that Vin may have the wrong intentions for his brother, and possibly the feelings that Kenny had in the begining of finding out about his flesh and blood may be concerns that should have been thought out more clearly. Either way Michael Lively has a distrust for Vin, and a possible wave of jealousy. Lively has a troubled past, and as some put it father issues, and that void may just be filled with the Kaotik. The JESUS then makes his way back to the locker room to prepare for his match. The Church of Kaos usually share a giant, lavish locker room, but on this evening the JESUS of APW has choosen to have one for himself, thinking it would not be wise to dress in the possible same location as his opponent. Our resident Christ finishes his pre match prep, and then heads out of the locker room, and makes his way toward the promo stage set up close to president Jeff's office. The JESUS then see's the camera crew set up and ready for who ever is set to make a promo, cause they just seem to sit around waiting to be beckoned here in APW. Lively tells the crew to follow him, and the make their way in to HJ's office, seeing how he's getting prepared for a wedding, and probally by now smashed a dozen or so Candian beers, he won't be using the office any time soon. The JESUS has a seat at the desk, as the camera focuses in of Lively. Our son of GOD, lifs the trademark hood over his head, and the camera man says action. [/glow]
JESUS: Later on tonight, I step further on this path of the righteous, for what is next for the JESUS, only the true GOD can speak of. What is known, is that later tonight, I will once again be face to face with a Lambardo.
[glow=blue,2,300]Lively flips his head backward, and feasts his heavenly eyes deep on that lens, so the auidence seeing this would feel as if the JESUS was piercing their souls. [/glow]
JESUS: This time though, it's a Lambardo of a diferent color, one I have not faced, does this man fall on the same genetic grace of out true GOD, who knows. Does he hold the deity type qualities that are bestowed on his older brother, if so then tonight, the world is in for one hell of a show. For the first time since Lively/KAOS, the fans of APW will see to GODly spirits go to battle. The heavens will open up, and the ratting will rise. The submission technician versus the HOTTEST SHIT GOING. A true epic, and what better way to do it then live on Monday night. Vin I don't know you, hell Kenny doesn't know you, I'm sure you don't aren't even sure with a 100 percent thinking that you know yourself. You may be a Lambardo, you may hold a slice of that blessed blood, and I may be a little jealous of that, but you my friend no matter how good, or blessed are no JESUS.
[glow=blue,2,300]The chirst then stands strikes a mini I am JESUS pose from behind HJ's desk, and then places his hands on the mess of paperwork scattered across the desk of the Hurricane, GOD what does he do all day.[/glow]
JESUS: You see Vin E, it's time you had a come to JESUS meeting, and later tonight the management has one lined up for you. You will step through those ropes, and I know your a serious contender, a serious opponent, but you my friend haven't faced the JESUS. Tonight you will find out what it took to be the man that beat your brother, you will find out the heart, the skill, the determination, and raw talent that it took to rip the title form Justin Job, and send him packing. Vin you will learn the true meaning sacrifce I as I stretch the limits, and do what ever is needed to score the win. So in your preperation for the match, ask your self a few questions do you have what it takes to stand face to face with a modern day JESUS, one who spits on the weak, and soaks up the powers of GOD, can you beat a man who at any given moment can do the unthinkable and beat the unbeatable. Vin I have respect for your entire game, and when the bell rings, it will be a battle, I just don't think theres a man alive in this industry that can kill the JESUS.
[glow=blue,2,300]Livley then flips his hood on and puts his hand into the lens of the camera as it fades to black.[/glow]
The fans are in dis-belief, and quite frankly so is Justin Job, and the White Lion. The two exchange a handshake, as the JESUS lifts his belt in the air. He looks out in the crowd seeing the dislike for him, he then turns his head toward his new title placed in the grasp of his right hand, he brings the belt in and places a nice kiss right on the plate of the belt. He then jumps down to the canvass, rolls under the bottom ropes and heads up the ramp. The JESUS then walks over toward the side of the ramp drawing in on a fan holding a "Fuck JESUS' sign that he had made just for the match. Lively snatches the sign out of the teenagers mitts, and then spits right into face of the ticket holding young man. The actions were displayed on the titantron, and the fans break into a "Fuck You JESUS" chant as the Christ of Overdrive has now begun to walk the ramp holding his new prize up in the air with his F.U. bird high on the air on the other hand. He then smirks to himself knowing that his premonition had come true, now all that was left is to avoid his mother and her loose tongue. Lively hits the backstage area, where he is met by the Kaotik Kenny Lambardo. No words where exchanged, only devilish smirks from either heavenly dweller. The lion then slings his title over his left shoulder (seems like the right one is used rather frequently, so what the hell switch it up a little). Michael Lively then goes back to his locker room, and showers up, he then settle in for the rest of the PPV, the last man standing match seemingly to have him on edge to see if the Church can stay atop the mountain that is the APW title scene. [/glow]
The Book of Lambardo 6:2:08
Last Overdrive
[glow=blue,2,300]The JESUS of APW, the second coming of Christ to the wrestling industry, the Savior of the sport, and the self proclaimed Hottest Shit Going stands in the locker room of the CoK with a feeling of success, he is part of the hottest, and most talented group assembled in the history of wrestling. Looking over at the new Tag Team Champions "That Team", holding tag gold on a number of occasions, in many organizations....some people say the Dudley's, we say "That Team". Then his diverted to the man that was a hair from becoming the new Hardcore Champion. Some say that the future of this business is bright, and this man definitely shines through the darkness, none other than Vin E Lamabrdo, then the JESUS ganders at the supreme greatness that is Kaos. The longest reigning World Champion in APW history. Although the APW is a young organization, the Godly one has had a fair run of contenders for that very championship, and yet each and every time, he has risen to the occasion, and stood a top a fallen foe, holding the precious title high. A man of that caliber is one many should look up to, and model themselves after, the pinnacle of success, and the idol of Michael Lively. The Lion smirks and knows that this formation of superstars is history, and he is a part of it, his name has just been placed in the record books, and in his mind it is just the beginning. At Mayhem Justin Job showed the Lion a brief glimpse of respect, and the JESUS was glad to extend the same courtesy, but the fans still have no love for the JESUS. Job deep down in his heart has no love for the JESUS, but at this point he must respect his skills to some extent, He did the unthinkable in the mind of Justin, and pulled out the win. He has done the unthinkable before, and will continue to do so. The rise of JESUS haters is upon the world, and the Lion will have to now rise to the challenge like never before. He knows that winning the title is a hard feat to pull off, but to keep it is where the real challenge lies. The mind of Lively then transitions and clarity is all that is left. He then exits the locker room of the Church, to grab a drink. He wishes his stable mates a good show and heads out with title in hand, it is then thrown over the shoulder of choice, and the door closes behind him. [/glow]
[glow=blue,2,300]In the hallway Michael Lively is met by a reporter for Pro Wrestling Illustrated, and the JESUS looks upon then man like he may not be deserving of the presence that is the White Lion, but then to satisfy his ego Lively then obliges then man realizing the man wants to discuss the success he has just achieved, and how could Lively disappoint the JESUS haters. [/glow]
JESUS: So let me guess the people of PWI want to talk about ME!
Reporter: Well yes Mr. Lively....
JESUS: It's JESUS, and lets go....shoot.
Reporter: First congratulations on becoming the Overdrive Champion.....
JESUS: Thanks....it's a simple fact in my mind that I would walk out the victor, but in a world that needs saving like it does, it definitely baffled some and angered others.....
[glow=blue,2,300]Lively breaks his arrogant charachter for a brief second, and then makes another statement to the reporter[/glow].
JESUS: Justin Job, I heard the news...and the JESUS persona will probally play on your leaving the fed, but the man behind the role would like to thank you, your a hell of a hand, and it took a lot of skill to take that belt from you, This bussiness is tough, and can takes it's toll, and hopefully you'll return one day....(Snapping back into charachter) So the JESUS can whoop that ass once again, and shock the world.
[glow=blue,2,300]The Lion looks at the reporter and rambles on in a christ-like manor.[/glow]
JESUS: Thats what I do...I shock the world...I take the unbeatable wrestler, and well prove that they can be beat...Justin Job in singles competition, I got him....The God....Well yes indeed JESUS pulled out the win. Now wins and losses come how they may, but you set up a man that can't be beaten, and the JESUS may just preform miracles.
Reporter: The faction that you are a part of, seems to be unstopable as of late.
JESUS: Yep, see what happens, you take the CoK out of Sex and Vioence, and what is left, nothing, and the simple fact is the Church has all the talent, all the stroke, and we are shortly going to have all the gold.
Reporter: The Church of Kaos has definitely become a super faction, a mega stable of the industry, and you are a part of it, that has to make you feel great.
JESUS: Great...what am I Tony the Tiger...I am the Hottest Shit Going, and the CoK is the greatest group of wrestlers to ever grace the ring, so it is only fitting that I am a part of the Church. You know wrestling historians will argue about which group is the greatest.....Evolution, Four Horsemen, NWO, DX, The Heanan Family, The Ministry of Darkness, the Right to Sensor, Money Inc., The Brood....and the list goes on and on, until it dead ends right at the alter of the Church. The CoK is the best, and it gets proven with each and every passing event, the wins are stacking up, and the bodies a falling at our feet. Tony Blackwell's day's of walkong around with that garbage can lid are numbered, God has it all writen out, and Vin has been the warrior of fury sent on a mission, soon that prescious idol that the Blackwell's cherish will soon come home to the church. Now onto another Blackwell,..Trevor has suffered some serious injuries, some may think the clock has caught up with the Career Killer, but I'm of firm belief that his moniker has just turned tail thanks to Kaos. The challengers come and go, but GOD stands tall, his fury unmatched, and his glory not to be duplicated, and I sit at the right hand of the father, the JESUS...thats right ME. The most hated man to come down the pike, questionably the most outrageous superstar to enter the squared circle, my comments offend, but the truth hurts, and my reign has begun, and only grows from this point on. So come with it,.....bring me more questions about ME.
Reporter: You...Ok...
JESUS: Thats right ME!...go ahead put ME over...thats right...go on Mark out for the JESUS.
Reporter: Well....the people are probably wondering about your first title defense?
JESUS: ME....Yeah My first title defense...(placing his hand on the title belt draped over his shoulder)...well the JESUS is a lot of things but I am not the booker, only in bed do I book the talent, anyways when the excellent management team here in APW brings forth the challenger, I'll step through the ropes like always, pull of some amazing moves, dazzle the JESUS halting fans, and put my self over for the win, walk on down the ramp with belt in hand. There is no one living up to my skill, the people here are only fit to wash my feet, not lace my boots, so the competition can line up for the JESUS, cause they all will fall like Babylon, and that my friend is fit for print, and if you were a savy reporter wanting as many issues sold as possible, you might want to paste a picture of your Christ with his new title on the cover, it's cool my ego can handle it.
[glow=blue,2,300]The Lion then strikes a I am JESUS pose just for the sake of the reporter, and walks off leaving him writing a few notes and turning off his personal recorder. Lively re-adjusts the belt and walks on like not only a true living son of GOD, but a true Overdrive Champion, one that does the title justice. Just then the Lion walks past his former friend, and former stable mate, Sabur. The two lock eyes, and the brief stare down ends as the man with gold tosses a smirk in the direction of Sabur as if asking the man where is your belt, where is you glory, thats right I'm the man, not you, and then walks off very cocky and arrogant like any man thinking he is a living deity. As the Lion moves on his stroll through the backstage area, he walks in his locker room, has a seat on the bench. His mother sitting in a chair across from her son. [/glow]
Ms. Lively: So you have the night off, the perks of being a champ.
JESUS: Yes, I can really get used to this, but I feel the tension, I hear the rumblings of those wishing to step toward the JESUS, and test their skills in a attempt to rip the title from my hands.
[glow=blue,2,300]His mother turns the feed from the show on the TV in their locker room, and Overdrive comes to life before their very eyes, as the show moves on later the JESUS looks on with excitment as the Sabur/Spirit match is displayed across the tube. Then the APW son of GOD jumps in the air, excited as his stable mate gets the victory over Sabur.[/glow]
JESUS: Yes...she beat that jacked up, mindless, sack of beef. SWEET!
[glow=blue,2,300]The JESUS then turns of the tube and walks out of the locker room to socialize the members of the CoK, and show some love to Tara for smashing the Man-sow. The show finishes and goes off the air as the JESUS of the APW walks to the board outside Jeff's office. The Lion wishes to see who the bookers have put him against next week and there it was. Vin E Lambardo, the Lion looked on a bit taken back by the match on next weeks Overdrive.The JESUS then strikes the I am JESUS pose even though no one is around, maybe he does it for himself, sounds like something a self proclaimed JESUS would attempt. Lively then packs up his bags and heads out for a little rest before flying to the next stop on the APW tour of thrills. [/glow]
The Book of Lambardo 6:9:08-The Wedding looming
[glow=blue,2,300]Lively stands in the back stage area sitting on a case for the equiptment. The Lion wearing his usual hooded vest, and sitting in his gear ready for action when ever called to duty, cause in APW you need to be ready you never know what could break loose backstage. Lively sits there reading the Bible, as the creative in genius GOD of wrestling, the fanstatic Kenny Lambardo.[/glow]
GOD: Su'p JESUS!
[glow=blue,2,300]Lively the lays the book down looking at his mentor., and role model, as if with admiration in his eyes, and then responds the GODly father like figure.[/glow]
JESUS: Did you know there is a whole book about ME!, this fucking thing is great, the people in this book love ME almost as much as I love ME!
[glow=blue,2,300]Kaos laughs at his young apprentice, and thenhas a seat next to him. [/glow]
JESUS: So my lordly-ness, you nervous, or is that even possible for such a rugged fucking GOD like you.
GOD: Nah...I'm ready to be married...
JESUS: Hey we didn't have a bachelor party for you yet.
GOD: Well no there hasn't been a party yet.
JESUS: We got time before the wedding, I'll make some calls.
[glow=blue,2,300]The Lion then hops off of the case handing the GOD of wrestling the bible.[/glow]
JESUS: You should some, it's real interesting...it's all about ME!
[glow=blue,2,300]Lively then smirks at the World Champion, and then walks off talking on his cell phone. [/glow]
The Book of Lambardo 6:9:08:2
[glow=blue,2,300]Our World champion walking through the hall like he sometimes does. His perfectly polished championship drapped over what some would call a extremely prime example of fit shoulder. Our GOD is the perfect example of a wrestler, soilder, or human being for that matter. The Kaotik pulls out his cell phone, for he has recieved a text of the heavenly cell phone network, they have bars in palces ATT wish they could go. The GODly figure of APW reads the text telling him to meet him in a special place in the arena, so he makes his way there. Kenny Lambardo creeps through a secluded back hallway in the inner workings of the arena in Biloxi, cause Kaos only knows what creepy things hillbillies out here are up to. The champ, the man of the hour, Groom of the evening, and still bachelor sees the door marked with a red X, which was described in the text message for him look for. His hand reaches for the door, and through the mind of some, you might wonder what this hand has seen in it's day. It may be just a simple hand to you, but some may look onto this hand as the hand of GOD, and oh the wonders it has feasted. The door is then open, and Kenny walks in. Toward the wall on the right, sits a table with a lamp on it, and Lively sitting in a chair. [/glow]
GOD: What up...I thought you where planning a party, whats up.
[glow=blue,2,300]JESUS then pulls out a couple of cans of Monster's, hands one over as a offering, the two crack em open and clank the cans together. [/glow]
JESUS: Well I didn't have much time, and well you know what it's like beeing an EGO maniac, not much room to think of others...
GOD: True.
JESUS: I even tried to get a couple of strippers, and it's hard man, there aren't many choice out here in Biloxi. So then I had a cleaver JESUS moment, and thought to MEself. I said JESUS, you sexy fucker, what about famrer's daughters, that shit allways worked in the old TV shows, so then I said Damn I'm good.
GOD: Cool, farmers daughters will work...
JESUS: Well there lied my next dilema, it seems here in Biloxi, the farmers daughters are into the farmers corn, the farmers hostess snacks, the farmers bacon strips, hell the farmers daughters are more like the farmers hefers.
GOD: Ewwh.
JESUS: So needless to say, it took some doing, but ta-da!!!
[glow=blue,2,300]The light to the room quickly snap to life as a disco ball twirls on the roof, a DJ in the corner thumping the Kaotik's theme song to start the party, and plenty of APW staff. Hurricane Jeff in the corner, already with a bottle of his favorite canadian beer, a slew of Jobbers cause they need love too. A stage set up with a stripper pole down the middle, and a few chairs linned around the edges. [/glow]
GOD: So I see a pole, a stage, yet no stripper.
JESUS: Well that took some creative thinking, and a little of me letting go, fellas heres the entertainment.
[glow=blue,2,300]The screen behind the stage the took to life, as the music hit from the DJ.[/glow]
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GOD: Your mom...
JESUS: Yeah well, what can you do, I mean we are limited to resources in a scum bag shit hole like Biloxi, and she's rated as one of the sexiest MILF's on milfhunter.com.
[glow=blue,2,300]The party contiues on as Kenny Lambardo looks at Lively and smiles. Lively returns the gesture, as the two then slap five and pull close for a shoulder embrace. [/glow]
Book of Lambardo 6:9:08:3
[glow=blue,2,300]After the party finished up, well it kind of never ended, just different member of the APW roster sort of came and went as they pleased, Lively had stepped out, for he has a match later, and it's some stiff competition. The JESUS is sqauring off with Vin E Lambardo. Now when you walk around as a self proclaimed JESUS, and a second coming of Christ, you may think to your self, well if I beat one Lambardo, I can beat them all, but this type of thinking has gotten the Lion in trouble before. Hell after his win over Kenny, his mind, and EGO boosted so high, he wasn't focussed on some of the next competition. Well Michael Lively was sure on this occassion he would not let that happen. Vin E was a true threat, not just in the ring, but with his GOD. You see Lively is of the mind that Vin may have the wrong intentions for his brother, and possibly the feelings that Kenny had in the begining of finding out about his flesh and blood may be concerns that should have been thought out more clearly. Either way Michael Lively has a distrust for Vin, and a possible wave of jealousy. Lively has a troubled past, and as some put it father issues, and that void may just be filled with the Kaotik. The JESUS then makes his way back to the locker room to prepare for his match. The Church of Kaos usually share a giant, lavish locker room, but on this evening the JESUS of APW has choosen to have one for himself, thinking it would not be wise to dress in the possible same location as his opponent. Our resident Christ finishes his pre match prep, and then heads out of the locker room, and makes his way toward the promo stage set up close to president Jeff's office. The JESUS then see's the camera crew set up and ready for who ever is set to make a promo, cause they just seem to sit around waiting to be beckoned here in APW. Lively tells the crew to follow him, and the make their way in to HJ's office, seeing how he's getting prepared for a wedding, and probally by now smashed a dozen or so Candian beers, he won't be using the office any time soon. The JESUS has a seat at the desk, as the camera focuses in of Lively. Our son of GOD, lifs the trademark hood over his head, and the camera man says action. [/glow]
JESUS: Later on tonight, I step further on this path of the righteous, for what is next for the JESUS, only the true GOD can speak of. What is known, is that later tonight, I will once again be face to face with a Lambardo.
[glow=blue,2,300]Lively flips his head backward, and feasts his heavenly eyes deep on that lens, so the auidence seeing this would feel as if the JESUS was piercing their souls. [/glow]
JESUS: This time though, it's a Lambardo of a diferent color, one I have not faced, does this man fall on the same genetic grace of out true GOD, who knows. Does he hold the deity type qualities that are bestowed on his older brother, if so then tonight, the world is in for one hell of a show. For the first time since Lively/KAOS, the fans of APW will see to GODly spirits go to battle. The heavens will open up, and the ratting will rise. The submission technician versus the HOTTEST SHIT GOING. A true epic, and what better way to do it then live on Monday night. Vin I don't know you, hell Kenny doesn't know you, I'm sure you don't aren't even sure with a 100 percent thinking that you know yourself. You may be a Lambardo, you may hold a slice of that blessed blood, and I may be a little jealous of that, but you my friend no matter how good, or blessed are no JESUS.
[glow=blue,2,300]The chirst then stands strikes a mini I am JESUS pose from behind HJ's desk, and then places his hands on the mess of paperwork scattered across the desk of the Hurricane, GOD what does he do all day.[/glow]
JESUS: You see Vin E, it's time you had a come to JESUS meeting, and later tonight the management has one lined up for you. You will step through those ropes, and I know your a serious contender, a serious opponent, but you my friend haven't faced the JESUS. Tonight you will find out what it took to be the man that beat your brother, you will find out the heart, the skill, the determination, and raw talent that it took to rip the title form Justin Job, and send him packing. Vin you will learn the true meaning sacrifce I as I stretch the limits, and do what ever is needed to score the win. So in your preperation for the match, ask your self a few questions do you have what it takes to stand face to face with a modern day JESUS, one who spits on the weak, and soaks up the powers of GOD, can you beat a man who at any given moment can do the unthinkable and beat the unbeatable. Vin I have respect for your entire game, and when the bell rings, it will be a battle, I just don't think theres a man alive in this industry that can kill the JESUS.
[glow=blue,2,300]Livley then flips his hood on and puts his hand into the lens of the camera as it fades to black.[/glow]
