Post by Razor Ryan on Apr 8, 2008 20:52:16 GMT -4
(Scene Opens up backstage With Razor & Sabur standing on the loading dock)
(Sabur takes a swig of His Beer)
Sabur:Razor, wasn't that great? We showed everyone how great Revolution X really is, and on top of that all as we are becoming a stronger force in APW, Sex & Violence is falling apart at the seams.
Razor:Yo, Sabur I Appreciate you standing behind me 110% during Our ass kicking' stint with Devon Cash. Then Of all People S&V doubted how loyal our group really is. Now I Don't let loyalty and success go UN-noticed.
Sabur:Ah, Razor what are you talking bout man, you're confusing me and killin my buzz
Razor:HA-HA, OK I Will get to the point. You were loyal to me and we came out of Overdrive with the Victory, therefore I Had made a purchase for you.
Sabur:Did you buy my Lil dick a rubber?
Razor:....Anyways, I Bought you a little present to show my appreciation
(Razor opens the door that leads to the back parking lot)
Sabur:You bought me my very own Hobo that collects Soda Cans?..Gee Thanks
(Razor Rolls his eyes and shakes his head)
Razor:Sabur man pay attention, what else do you see in the parking lot?
(Sabur scans the parking lot)
Sabur:I See Your 2008 Mustang GT...I See A 2008 Camaro and...... I See A Tractor Trailer
(Saburs eyes open in excitement)
Sabur:you bought me a friggin Semi??
Razor:you're too fuckin funny chico, I Got you the camaro!
(Sabur runs over to the car and runs his fingertips down the hood)
Sabur:Aww Man I Think I Just Milked In My Pants
Razor:Ok Man, I gotta go deal with some business I Will catch up with you later
(Razor walks back into the building as Sabur is kissing his new car)
(Razor walks up to the Catered Food Table and is making himself a sandwich when Cindy Walks up to him)
Cindy:Excuse me Mr Razor, Can I Have a minute?
Razor:Cindy anyone who looks half as good as you can have any Razor can dish out
Cindy:Well I Was wondering your thoughts on Your up coming match at Overdrive against Hardcore Kidd??
Razor:Cindy, This isn't just "a match" that I Have this coming Monday, it is a #1 Contendership Match For The Xtreme Heavyweight Championship Title, and the winner goes on to Face Tony"The Extremist"Blackwell at Sabotage.
(Razor Paces for a moment and starts itching his face before continuing)
Razor:Listen up and you listen up good Hardcore Kidd, you may see this as a great opportunity for your Career, but the truth of the matter is this, The Xtreme Title is the Biggest Factor in my joining APW. I Have put my body on the line not once, but twice...and both matches could have and nearly did end my life. I Hope you do Realize that sick & Twisted,sadistic Psychopath you are about to face one on one...If I Was you I Would Personally ask myself What the hell did I Do to President Jeff to piss him off soo much that he would put me in a match against "The Revolutionary" Razor Ryan?
Cindy:Uhm Razor Why do you hate Hardcore Kidd so much?
Razor:Cindy Honey I Don't Hate him, however if you remember correctly when I Was first starting out with Rev X, I Offered him a sport and he didn't respond to me so My feelings were hurt a little but the main thing is that Hardcore Kidd Is the Only Obstacle for me on my way to face that son of bitch Tony Blackwell. Now if you are getting the idea that i have pure Hatred for Tony, you're absolutely right!. He defeated me for the Chance to Face Trevor Blackwell for My Xt...sorry for the APW Xtreme Championship. So The Way I See it, Tony is merely holding onto MY Xtreme Title until APW Sabotage!!!
Cindy:WOW razor you're Long-Winded!
Razor:Cindy, Do You like it when something that is rightfully yours is stolen from you?..I Do have one request from our President. That is once I Defeat Hardcore Kidd, you make my title match at Sabotage a Hell In The Cell Match
(Razor Slaps Cindy on the ass before walking down the corridor as the scene fades out)
(Sabur takes a swig of His Beer)
Sabur:Razor, wasn't that great? We showed everyone how great Revolution X really is, and on top of that all as we are becoming a stronger force in APW, Sex & Violence is falling apart at the seams.
Razor:Yo, Sabur I Appreciate you standing behind me 110% during Our ass kicking' stint with Devon Cash. Then Of all People S&V doubted how loyal our group really is. Now I Don't let loyalty and success go UN-noticed.
Sabur:Ah, Razor what are you talking bout man, you're confusing me and killin my buzz
Razor:HA-HA, OK I Will get to the point. You were loyal to me and we came out of Overdrive with the Victory, therefore I Had made a purchase for you.
Sabur:Did you buy my Lil dick a rubber?
Razor:....Anyways, I Bought you a little present to show my appreciation
(Razor opens the door that leads to the back parking lot)
Sabur:You bought me my very own Hobo that collects Soda Cans?..Gee Thanks
(Razor Rolls his eyes and shakes his head)
Razor:Sabur man pay attention, what else do you see in the parking lot?
(Sabur scans the parking lot)
Sabur:I See Your 2008 Mustang GT...I See A 2008 Camaro and...... I See A Tractor Trailer
(Saburs eyes open in excitement)
Sabur:you bought me a friggin Semi??
Razor:you're too fuckin funny chico, I Got you the camaro!
(Sabur runs over to the car and runs his fingertips down the hood)
Sabur:Aww Man I Think I Just Milked In My Pants
Razor:Ok Man, I gotta go deal with some business I Will catch up with you later
(Razor walks back into the building as Sabur is kissing his new car)
(Razor walks up to the Catered Food Table and is making himself a sandwich when Cindy Walks up to him)
Cindy:Excuse me Mr Razor, Can I Have a minute?
Razor:Cindy anyone who looks half as good as you can have any Razor can dish out
Cindy:Well I Was wondering your thoughts on Your up coming match at Overdrive against Hardcore Kidd??
Razor:Cindy, This isn't just "a match" that I Have this coming Monday, it is a #1 Contendership Match For The Xtreme Heavyweight Championship Title, and the winner goes on to Face Tony"The Extremist"Blackwell at Sabotage.
(Razor Paces for a moment and starts itching his face before continuing)
Razor:Listen up and you listen up good Hardcore Kidd, you may see this as a great opportunity for your Career, but the truth of the matter is this, The Xtreme Title is the Biggest Factor in my joining APW. I Have put my body on the line not once, but twice...and both matches could have and nearly did end my life. I Hope you do Realize that sick & Twisted,sadistic Psychopath you are about to face one on one...If I Was you I Would Personally ask myself What the hell did I Do to President Jeff to piss him off soo much that he would put me in a match against "The Revolutionary" Razor Ryan?
Cindy:Uhm Razor Why do you hate Hardcore Kidd so much?
Razor:Cindy Honey I Don't Hate him, however if you remember correctly when I Was first starting out with Rev X, I Offered him a sport and he didn't respond to me so My feelings were hurt a little but the main thing is that Hardcore Kidd Is the Only Obstacle for me on my way to face that son of bitch Tony Blackwell. Now if you are getting the idea that i have pure Hatred for Tony, you're absolutely right!. He defeated me for the Chance to Face Trevor Blackwell for My Xt...sorry for the APW Xtreme Championship. So The Way I See it, Tony is merely holding onto MY Xtreme Title until APW Sabotage!!!
Cindy:WOW razor you're Long-Winded!
Razor:Cindy, Do You like it when something that is rightfully yours is stolen from you?..I Do have one request from our President. That is once I Defeat Hardcore Kidd, you make my title match at Sabotage a Hell In The Cell Match
(Razor Slaps Cindy on the ass before walking down the corridor as the scene fades out)
