HO!!

[Your JESUS]

Sabur and his Lil Dick sit watching the replay from last Mondays Overdrive. The two chuckle as they rewind and re watch the incident. Sabur stops the tape leans back and enjoys a refreshing swig of his own personal autographed flask filled with Blackwell Blend Jaeger.

Lil Dick: Drinking before a match? and Blackwell blend with a Tony Autograph?

Sabur: You know I'm a mark, and I'm just just trying to make sure I have plenty of nutrients in my system before the match.

Lil Dick: Jaeger doesn't have nutrients.

Sabur: Hey fuck buddy.... hey....are you getting bigger?

Lil Dick: Hunh?

Sabur: Your growing, have you been taking those Lil blue pills I have been giving you?

Lil Dick: Yeah (in a shy Lil manor)

Sabur: Nice soon you'll be all hard, veiny, and bad ass, ready to unleash fury. Like me (Kissing his bicep like the Big Booty Daddy)

Just then a fed ex delivery man walks into the dressing room of the Irish Hammer to drop the package purchased by Sabur via E-Bay.

Sabur: Nice, my Thundercats bundle is here.

Fed-ex: Sign here sir.

Lil Dick So what did you get.

Sabur: Look at this, (pilling out are red wig and placing it atop his head), and this(then pulls out a plastic toy sword) This is the eye of Thundera!

Lil Dick: The Eye of Thundera?

Sabur: Yeah watch (Sabur holds the childs toy sword from the 80's to his face looking through the curved hooks) Behold the eye of Thundera, give me sight beyond sight. The eye is showing me....yes..... I see in a locker room down the hall, I see Gilbert sitting on a couch eating Cheeto's brand cheese puffs, wait Justin Job is in the bathroom with his pants down feverishly jacking it to Dianna....whoa, I thought I was a super nasty.

Lil Dick: EWWHH!

Sabur: Alright lets see what else we got.....Uh oh, Jeff's office, he's not there, wait what do we have here.....Ms. Lively digging through his suitcase, she just stole a pair of Jeff briefs.

Lil Dick: Jeff wears Hurra-Briefs

Sabur: The Eye doesn't lie, oh wait the Lion is coming.

Knock Knock!

Sabur: Come in Mike!

The Lion walks into the room.

The White Lion: How did you know it was me?

Sabur: The eye of Thundera sees all.

The White Lion: Eye of Thundera, so you got you Thundercats bundle hunh?

Sabur: Yep.

The White Lion: So have you made Lil Dick a Thundercats fan yet.

Sabur: Lil Dick? who's Lil Dick?

The White Lion: What, he's is right here, are you high!!

Sabur: Nope not high, but I can tell you Snarf is here.

The White Lion: Snarf, Lil Dick what the fuck is he talking about?

Lil Dick: Snarf!! Snarf!!

The White Lion: So he's Snarf, then who the fuck are you then Sabur?

Sabur: Well of course I'm Lion-o (Sabur stands tall holding the sword in the air) LORD OF THE THINDERCATS....HO!!

The White Lion: Nice..now I'm in a preschool. So who the fuck am I then?

Sabur: Well did you want to be Panthro, or Tigre?

The White Lion: Well....I think I would like....

Sabur: I got it, you can be Wily-Kat the Thunder-cub!!

The White Lion: Who is he?

Sabur: The one with the hover board and the magic smoke pellets!! Yeah thats it, Now.....THUNDERCATS THUNDERCATS, THINDERCATS HO!!!!!!

Ms. Lively bursts into the locker room dressed like Thundercat Cheetara.

Ms. Lively: S'up Lion-o, heard the Thunder Cat call.

Sabur: And the Eye Of Thundera showed me just what you where up too, as well sex kitten, anyway later tonight I must fight the Evil Mum-Ra

The White Lion: Mum-Ra, your fighting the ICEMAN, dude your fucking losing it.

Razor walks into the room to check out his stablemates.

Sabur: Panthro you followed the Thundercat call, sweet as I was saying.

Razor: Whoa...Whoa, no one told me it was a costume party.

The White Lion: Just go with it, he's in his shtick coma.

Sabur: hunh huh excuse me, As lord of the Thundercats I must take down this Mum-ra aka ICEMAN if you will, for the sake of our new home, we can not let evil reign supreme.

Razor: This is a little more then I signed up for, so I'll check you guy's later.

Sabur: Yes Panthro ready the Thundertank.

The White Lion: Thundertank?

Lil Dick: Snarf Snarf yeah Thundertank!!

The White Lion shakes his head with embarrasment.

Sabur: So Cheetara, you make sure that you stop all horny evil doers from coming down to interfere, and I think I'll send Mum-ra packing, I mean look at these muscles and this pretty fire red hair, man I could kick ass on shear sexiness alone, agree.

Ms. Lively: You do have a hard body!

The White Lion: Mom!!!

Sabur: So you Thundercats be prepared for anything, these forces of evil are slick. They will hide out in gyms, and in bars, and love to fraternize with Cindy Shannon, so watch yourselves, have the cat senses up, and be on the prowl.

Ms. Lively and her son leave the room as they have had enough of the Irish Hammer's fun. Sabur puts down the sword, and looks over at his Lil Dick proudly like only a man could admire his cute Lil Dick.

Sabur: Well it's hard work being a super hero and defending the planet from evil.

Lil Dick: Snarf ....I mean yeah, wonder how Jeff did it so long?

Sabur: Who knows, I know it's me and Jason Royce, winner gets a shot at that Overdrive title, but I think it should be a match with a different stipulation.

Lil Dick: Whats that.

Sabur: Well I can sense the sexual tension that Cindy Shannon has built for me and udder-ly built body, and it seems as our friendly neighborhood Mr. Freeze has a thing for this young woman as well.

Lil Dick : So what are you suggesting?

Sabur: I think we should have winner Fucks Cindy Shannon match.

Lil Dick: What???

Sabur: I would love to give an angry dragon!

Lil Dick: Whats an angry dragon?

Sabur: It's where you shoot your....nevermind, just google it lil guy.

Lil Dick:I think you should just focus on that title.

Sabur: Who knew a mans Lil Dick would talk him out of trying to nail some hot tail, you are failing me Dick, failing me.

Lil Dick: Just looking out for your wallet.

Sabur: My man!, well that Overdrive title should have a nice salary bump in it, but not as great as that there world title and when I get the urge for that world title glory, you my lil friend will have to take a leave of absence.

Lil Dick: What...Why?

Sabur: I don't know, rumors in the back are you can't have a solid run at the world title with a funny gimmick, not sure, just what I heard.

Lil Dick: So Mankind pinning someone with the forklift winning the title wasn't solid.

Sabur: Whoa kid, we all know that was a gimmicked win.

Lil Dick: Gimmicked and with gold my big fellow.

Sabur: Alright point taken, I'll gimmick my way around here as long as I damn well feel, and far as I'm concerned it's me and you forever, me and my Lil Dick are tight son.

Lil Dick: After you beat the shit out of Royce, and driving us to the after party in your new car.

Sabur: You won't even reach the pedals, let alone see over the steering wheel.

Lil Dick: Don't underestimate the indefinite powers of a Lil Dick, we can amaze you!!!

Sabur: WOW!!!

The scene then fades to black.