Post by Your JESUS on Mar 5, 2008 2:32:42 GMT -4
A yellow cab arrives in the back lot of the Arena, the back door opens and out steps Sabur wearing a Revolution X shirt (yep we have shirts already, marketing dept. is quick), with a duffel bag thrown over his shoulder. The Irish Hammer is met by Phil.
Phil: Sabur, welcome to overdrive, where's KITT?
Sabur: That frickin car won't drive itself, and apparently it doesn't fix itself either, it's at the shop, my boy's are fixing the fuel delivery problem.
Phil: Where Virgil?
Sabur: I gave him the night off.
Phil: So you joined up with Razor and Devon Cash hunh?
Sabur: Yep, seemed like a cool thing to do.
Phil: How about your lil friend Richard?
Sabur taps the duffel bag, and smiles.
Phil: You have him in that bag, you can't keep a midget in a duffel bag, what will the Little People of America Association say.
Sabur: They would say he's a little person, not a midget.
Sabur makes his way towards his locker room. He enters the locker room and sets the duffel bag on the coffee table, he then unzips the duffel and out pops Sabur's Lil Dick. The Lil Dick begins to go crazy, flopping around like a maniac. Sabur then pulls out a super soaker (the small version for little hands) and gives it his lil friend.
Sabur: Here, go have fun, I have to return a call.
The midget runs off and Sabur pulls out his phone and makes a call.
Sabur: Hey Johnny, yeah it's Sabur about that sponsorship you offered me.......
A little later just outside the Sex and Violence locker room stands wee lil fellow with pale skin, dressed in a light pink pair of pants, and a old school Hyper color t-shirt covering his upper body. The shirt is flesh tone color with purple streaks throughout, his head is covered with a toy army helmet which just so happens to be painted a shade of purple. The lil guy seems to be hiding out, as Kaos leaves the locker room followed by Fyre Angel, Sabur's Lil Dick scurry's into the locker room, as the door shuts behind him, the sounds of water streaming out of a shower can be heard. The Lil Dick tip toes his way into the shower area, Sabur's Lil Dick starts to get excited as he creeps closer to scene of the spokes model and new found friend of Kaos, Monster Girl, is showering her perfect body. The Monster Girl reaches out for shampoo not realizing the crafty Lil Dick already switched out her designer product for Nair. The women lathers her head and hair begins to fall out, the beautiful young women lets out a shriek and pulls back the shower curtain to be met by Sabur's Lil Dick bouncing in excitement. The Lil fellow lets out a crazy lil laugh and sprays the women in the face with milk fresh from his mini super soaker. He yells out "MONSTER FACIAL" and scurry's out of the dangerous locker room and makes his way back to the safety of Sabur. Back in Sabur's locker room the big man is sitting on the couch talking on his cell phone.
Sabur: No, please don't take it personal, I can't do it, that poor guy wouldn't know what to do with him self if you guy's dropped him and picked me up as your new spokesman, so you tell the people at MONSTER thanks but no thanks, after getting beat my buddy Lively if he looses his endorsement, He'll probably re-enlist and fuck up the Afghans or something, So we'll let him keep his sponsor...Alright thanks, maybe next time.
Just then the door opens and in runs the lil guy franticly, he slams the door behind him and hops onto Sabur's lap. Sabur grabs his Lil Dick and begins to pat his helmet.
Sabur: Easy fella, Easy, you need to calm down and tell me what has you so frazzled, your veins are bulged out, and your all stiff, whats wrong.
The midget tells Sabur of his recent encounter with Monster Girl, and the prank he just pulled. Sabur smiles and squeezes his Lil Dick.
Sabur: I don't know what I have done all these years without my Lil Dick, you are the best. Good job, maybe they won't fuck with you anymore!
KNOCK! KNOCK! - A member of the backstage crew enters Sabur's locker room.
Crew: Sir.....Wow look at that Lil Dick in your lap, he sure is pink?
Sabur: He's from Russia, all Russians are pink, So what do you need.
Crew: Ohh you are up next.
Sabur: Sweet! Lets go show the world my Lil Dick!
The lights dim, the music hits. Orange lights flash to the beat of the music, as a shower of red sparks stream down like a water fall. The music picks up, and two large explosions on both sides of the entrance ignite as Sabur strolls through the shower of sparks. The Irish Hammer walks the ramp, slides under the bottom rope, stands in the middle of the ring with one fist raised as red flames shoot up from around the apron of the ring. He walks over to the time keeper and asks for a mic, the time keeper then hands the big guy a mic. Sabur holds it up and here you go....(Intro added to add length like a certain Kaotic)
Sabur: What up Boston (cheap pop from the crowd), so most of you saw that battle royal, and I must say I did a hell of a job, you know winning that battle royal was a hard thing to pull off.....
Chase: This guy is delusional, he didn't win.
Harvey: Yeah he must of hit the floor pretty hard on his way out of the Battle Royal.
Sabur: But you know your boy, I'll pull out a victory when ever it's needed, but none the less, I have big plans for the future, and they don't include a World Title match, so I'm officially pulling myself out and that will leave the two runner up's Kaos and Vinnie to handle the small stuff.
Chase: Should he get medical help?
Harvey: Yeah white coats and jackets with buckles...Koo-Koo
Sabur: Alright, things are about to pick around here, Ladies and Gentlemen, I want you all to feast your eyes on my Lil Dick.
The crowd goes insane with laughter as Sabur's Lil pink warrior skips to the ring. He climbs the steps, and walks up behind Sabur and sticks his Lil helmet covered head out from between Sabur's legs. Sabur then crotch chops Revolution X style, as the crowd erupts with cheers and laughter. Then he raises the mic to his mouth and continues to rant.
Sabur: So it's real simple,.Me and my Lil Dick are here to stiffin things up, and later on tonight I'm teaming up with the bad guy, and we go straight up against the Sex and Violence vixens, I guess the way we meshed in that battle royal, has birthed the newest clique, better then the Horsemen, Sweeter then the NWO, and sexier then Sex and Violence, Revolution X is here, The Bad Guy, Cash, Lion, Me and my Lil Dick, and we're are going to show those two broads just how big genetic powerhouse and his Lil Dick, can wreck shop, and to steal a quote from a fellow Rev-X member "Hey Yo, Sex and Violence, if somethin' happens to my Lil Dick chico, then somethin' is going to happen to you".
The Irish Hammer slams down the mic, him and his Lil Dick preform the new style crotch chop for the crowd. Sabur then slides out of the ring with his arms extended. The lil guy jumps out of the ring and is caught by Sabur. The Irish Hammer walks back to his locker room with his Lil Dick in his hands.
Phil: Sabur, welcome to overdrive, where's KITT?
Sabur: That frickin car won't drive itself, and apparently it doesn't fix itself either, it's at the shop, my boy's are fixing the fuel delivery problem.
Phil: Where Virgil?
Sabur: I gave him the night off.
Phil: So you joined up with Razor and Devon Cash hunh?
Sabur: Yep, seemed like a cool thing to do.
Phil: How about your lil friend Richard?
Sabur taps the duffel bag, and smiles.
Phil: You have him in that bag, you can't keep a midget in a duffel bag, what will the Little People of America Association say.
Sabur: They would say he's a little person, not a midget.
Sabur makes his way towards his locker room. He enters the locker room and sets the duffel bag on the coffee table, he then unzips the duffel and out pops Sabur's Lil Dick. The Lil Dick begins to go crazy, flopping around like a maniac. Sabur then pulls out a super soaker (the small version for little hands) and gives it his lil friend.
Sabur: Here, go have fun, I have to return a call.
The midget runs off and Sabur pulls out his phone and makes a call.
Sabur: Hey Johnny, yeah it's Sabur about that sponsorship you offered me.......
A little later just outside the Sex and Violence locker room stands wee lil fellow with pale skin, dressed in a light pink pair of pants, and a old school Hyper color t-shirt covering his upper body. The shirt is flesh tone color with purple streaks throughout, his head is covered with a toy army helmet which just so happens to be painted a shade of purple. The lil guy seems to be hiding out, as Kaos leaves the locker room followed by Fyre Angel, Sabur's Lil Dick scurry's into the locker room, as the door shuts behind him, the sounds of water streaming out of a shower can be heard. The Lil Dick tip toes his way into the shower area, Sabur's Lil Dick starts to get excited as he creeps closer to scene of the spokes model and new found friend of Kaos, Monster Girl, is showering her perfect body. The Monster Girl reaches out for shampoo not realizing the crafty Lil Dick already switched out her designer product for Nair. The women lathers her head and hair begins to fall out, the beautiful young women lets out a shriek and pulls back the shower curtain to be met by Sabur's Lil Dick bouncing in excitement. The Lil fellow lets out a crazy lil laugh and sprays the women in the face with milk fresh from his mini super soaker. He yells out "MONSTER FACIAL" and scurry's out of the dangerous locker room and makes his way back to the safety of Sabur. Back in Sabur's locker room the big man is sitting on the couch talking on his cell phone.
Sabur: No, please don't take it personal, I can't do it, that poor guy wouldn't know what to do with him self if you guy's dropped him and picked me up as your new spokesman, so you tell the people at MONSTER thanks but no thanks, after getting beat my buddy Lively if he looses his endorsement, He'll probably re-enlist and fuck up the Afghans or something, So we'll let him keep his sponsor...Alright thanks, maybe next time.
Just then the door opens and in runs the lil guy franticly, he slams the door behind him and hops onto Sabur's lap. Sabur grabs his Lil Dick and begins to pat his helmet.
Sabur: Easy fella, Easy, you need to calm down and tell me what has you so frazzled, your veins are bulged out, and your all stiff, whats wrong.
The midget tells Sabur of his recent encounter with Monster Girl, and the prank he just pulled. Sabur smiles and squeezes his Lil Dick.
Sabur: I don't know what I have done all these years without my Lil Dick, you are the best. Good job, maybe they won't fuck with you anymore!
KNOCK! KNOCK! - A member of the backstage crew enters Sabur's locker room.
Crew: Sir.....Wow look at that Lil Dick in your lap, he sure is pink?
Sabur: He's from Russia, all Russians are pink, So what do you need.
Crew: Ohh you are up next.
Sabur: Sweet! Lets go show the world my Lil Dick!
The lights dim, the music hits. Orange lights flash to the beat of the music, as a shower of red sparks stream down like a water fall. The music picks up, and two large explosions on both sides of the entrance ignite as Sabur strolls through the shower of sparks. The Irish Hammer walks the ramp, slides under the bottom rope, stands in the middle of the ring with one fist raised as red flames shoot up from around the apron of the ring. He walks over to the time keeper and asks for a mic, the time keeper then hands the big guy a mic. Sabur holds it up and here you go....(Intro added to add length like a certain Kaotic)
Sabur: What up Boston (cheap pop from the crowd), so most of you saw that battle royal, and I must say I did a hell of a job, you know winning that battle royal was a hard thing to pull off.....
Chase: This guy is delusional, he didn't win.
Harvey: Yeah he must of hit the floor pretty hard on his way out of the Battle Royal.
Sabur: But you know your boy, I'll pull out a victory when ever it's needed, but none the less, I have big plans for the future, and they don't include a World Title match, so I'm officially pulling myself out and that will leave the two runner up's Kaos and Vinnie to handle the small stuff.
Chase: Should he get medical help?
Harvey: Yeah white coats and jackets with buckles...Koo-Koo
Sabur: Alright, things are about to pick around here, Ladies and Gentlemen, I want you all to feast your eyes on my Lil Dick.
The crowd goes insane with laughter as Sabur's Lil pink warrior skips to the ring. He climbs the steps, and walks up behind Sabur and sticks his Lil helmet covered head out from between Sabur's legs. Sabur then crotch chops Revolution X style, as the crowd erupts with cheers and laughter. Then he raises the mic to his mouth and continues to rant.
Sabur: So it's real simple,.Me and my Lil Dick are here to stiffin things up, and later on tonight I'm teaming up with the bad guy, and we go straight up against the Sex and Violence vixens, I guess the way we meshed in that battle royal, has birthed the newest clique, better then the Horsemen, Sweeter then the NWO, and sexier then Sex and Violence, Revolution X is here, The Bad Guy, Cash, Lion, Me and my Lil Dick, and we're are going to show those two broads just how big genetic powerhouse and his Lil Dick, can wreck shop, and to steal a quote from a fellow Rev-X member "Hey Yo, Sex and Violence, if somethin' happens to my Lil Dick chico, then somethin' is going to happen to you".
The Irish Hammer slams down the mic, him and his Lil Dick preform the new style crotch chop for the crowd. Sabur then slides out of the ring with his arms extended. The lil guy jumps out of the ring and is caught by Sabur. The Irish Hammer walks back to his locker room with his Lil Dick in his hands.
