Post by THERE IS A GOD on Mar 16, 2008 3:01:54 GMT -4
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For Strong Language, Sexual Innuendos, and Adult Humor[/glow]
APW comes back from commercial break with a shot of interviewer Cindy Shannon. Next to her is the Number One Contender for the World Heavyweight Championship, “The KaotiK One”… “The High Flyiah Messiah”… “The Ego Crusher” Sgt. Kenny Lambardo. The two stood in front of the Overdrive Mural (The pic at the top of the weekly card).
Kenny stood a tall 195 lbs of marine cut perfection. He wore a “Reign of Kaos” bandana ($9.99 + tax) over his head, and USAF pilot’s sunglasses. The sergeant’s dog tags hung against his bare chest, and the leather jacket he wore sported the green “MONSTER M” logo on the back (MONSTER Jacket: $394.95 + tax).
The crowd cheered in worship at the sight of their “High FlyiahMessiah”, and Cindy began.
“Ladies, and gentleman, I’m standing here next to the man that will challenge APW World Heavyweight Champion, Jon Green next Sunday at Rasslmania for that very World Title. Any thoughts you would like to share with your fans Kenny?”
“Well, as a matter of fact, I wouldn’t have had Spade set up this interview if I didn’t.” Lambardo answered.
“The KaotiK One” continued. “Most of my thoughts on Jon Green you’ll hear as we get closer to Rasslmania. Currently my mind is focused on the task at hand, and that’s a Six Man Tag Match this Monday night at Overdrive, from Hartford Connecticut!”
Kenny receives a cheap pop from the fans.
“I stand with my brothers Trevor, and Tony Blackwell to take on the best assembly of losers I’ve seen since “The Spirit Squad”. The three of us have been around the world, learning the ways of battle, and honing out skills until we have all met yet again in the APW! We are a Hardcore Storm unlike any that have come before. A pantheon of gods, here to show you, teach you how to be more than what you are. This Monday night’s Overdrive class is in session, and the ring is my boot camp! First we have the leader of “Revolution X”, “The Bad Guy” Razor Ryan.
The fans boo the mention of “The Bad Guy’s” name.
Unfortunately for him not only has he been damned to step into the ring against “The High Flyiah Messiah”, but the undefeated Blackwell Brothers as well! And let me tell you that Tony is going to dull this Razor a little more, and we’re gonna get Blackwell v. Blackwell one more time! And to make matters worse, we just saw the interview that he did with Phil, and the war declared on “Revolution X” has taken an all new low. Ryan went on a peeping-tom adventure in the “Sex & Violence” locker room to take pictures of Kristina! ARE YOU FUCKED IN THE HEAD, RAZOR?!? War is a game of kings, not petty criminals. I might live on Long Island, but I was born, and raised in Hell’s Kitchen, and let me tell you something, in downtown Manhattan you would be killed over some shit like this! I realize that Kristina is the best piece of ass that came around before Diana Steel, but I’m sure Devon Cash will put out if you ask him nice enough. He definitely strikes me as the guy that would take one for the team. The repercussions are coming, and vengeance is mine, sayeth the Kaos! Then it’s Blackwell v Blackwell one more time! Monday at Overdrive, your ego is crushed, and you become one more victim to the “Sex & Violence” empire!
The fans cheers with excitement!
“What about the man that you bet for the Number One Contender’s slot, Vinnie Hardcore?” Cindy asked another question.
“You know I saw Vinnie Hardcore on the way to the this interview, and that Giant said: Fe Fi Fo Fun. I smell the blood of a Puerto Rican. And I was all like: Tweedl Deedle Dink. You’re a big fucking…”
“The KaotiK One” lowers his head, and sighs. “Censors man…”
Lambardo continues. “Honestly,” “The KaotiK One” answered, “Vinnie Hardcore is a fucking joke. At one point I said that he was one of the best, but my opinion as of late has changed. I’ve been in the ring with Vinnie on more than one occasion now, and find myself wondering how the hell a two-dimensional jobber like him got as far as he did. This guy is in way over his head, and needs to get out of the main event. Vinnie, I’m going to be straight with you. I beat you in the Battle Royal. I beat you to become the Number One Contender to the APW World Heavyweight Championship. Sure our matches have been surrounded in controversy, but that’s Kaos for ya! Whether it by a Singapore Cane, or a rib cracking Spear, your getting beat again this Monday night! To tell you the truth I’m just getting tired of it. Haven’t you been embarrassed enough? Isn’t it time to show mercy, and stop beating the dead horse? Nope! Why? The fans fucking LOVE IT!!!”
The fans cheer in agreement!
“And if that wasn’t bad enough, you go onto Rasslmania to get beat again! This time it’s Trevor Blackwell, and god knows what the hell kind of shit that he’s going to find to beat you with! That leaves us with APW World Champion, Jon Green.” Lambardo took the words from Cindy’s mouth.
The fans boo the champ as they would anyone that would stand between “The Ego Crusher” Sgt. Kenny Lambardo, and the World Heavyweight Title.
“Green, I hope you’ve been paying attention over the past couple of weeks, because this is the true face of your worst nightmare. Time’s ticking away Jon, and with each passing moment I become one step closer to becoming Action Packed Wrestling’s World Heavyweight Champion! “The Career Killer” Trevor Blackwell showed you what it is to be a real champion, and at Rasslemania you will behold the grace of a god! Your reign as champion came too soon, and just as quickly shall it end!"
The fans roar with cheers!
This Monday’s Overdrive is just the beginning. Sure, you may pull it out, UNLIKE your dad… but I doubt it. Considering past events, and that stunt you pulled in the middle of El Sueno and Matt Basten’s match, I would say that you don’t play well with others. On top of that you were just three stars thrown together as a prequel to matches on next Sunday’s Pay-Per-View. We are three of the assembled “Excellence of Extreme”, a coordinated Hardcore stable known as “Sex & Violence”. On, and off for six years now we’ve traveled together from federation to federation taking each by storm. Razor Ryan on the other hand is much to busy with a crush on our little sister, and “Revolution X”, while I doubt that you could really give a shit less about something that wasn’t you. They say that the truth hurts Jon… Well let the healing begin…
The fans go into a complete uproar to hear the now rare words that our sergeant once used as a catch phrase.
“One last question, what do you have to say about the rumors recently regarding the racism, and random acts of violence surrounding Sgt. Kenny Lambardo?” The interviewer asked.
“You ask that as if this is a new concept for me. Kenny Lambardo has always been a man of debate. I am a man that takes the not only surpasses the limit, but pushes it every chance I get. I’m not satisfied with what I see, and I want more. I want more out of myself, and those around me. Every federation I’ve been in there are complaints about attacks, antics, language… But that’s what makes “The High Flyiah Messiah” who he is… “The Most Controversial Man in Sports Entertainment Today”!
On that note our friendly federation marine strikes his trademarked “I am God” pose, with that famous Lambardo smile. The camera cuts to the roaring capacity crowd at ringside. The camera pans, zooming on signs like, “BRING THE REIGN”, “WORSHIPS KAOS” with an arrow pointing down, and a man who was apparently quite desperate holding one that read: “Ms. Lively, Will You Marry Me?” The camera finally comes to center on the announce table with the good old boys themselves, Harvey, and Chase.
Chase: That was “The Ego Crusher” Sergeant Kenny Lambardo, the man that last Monday declared open war in the APW against Razor Ryan, and the rest of “Revolution X”.
Harvey: But Razor Ryan, and Sabur struck he first blow, defeating the sex in “Sex & Violence” in a tag team match against Kalayla “Fyre Angel” Mitchell, and “The Hardcore Princess” Kristina Blackwell.
Chase: Sabur, and Kalayla were absolutely fantastic in that match up, and this Monday at Overdrive they go to war one more time to determine who was really the star in that tag team match up!
Harvey: Speaking of wars… The marine’s new right hand in his assault against “Revolution X”, “That Girl” Diana Steel has her debut match with two other newcomers to the APW.
Chase: Jason Job, Jordan Stevens, and Diana Steel, three of the newest members of the roster will go at it for a shot to become Action Packed Wrestling’s first Overdrive Champion at Rasslmania!
Harvey: Remember though Chase, Diana has a good chunk of credibility, and experience in the ring. Also she came to APW as the protégé of the Number One Contender, Kenny Lambardo.
Chase: Don’t forget that later that night APW Extreme Champion “The Career Killer” Trevor Blackwell accepted a challenge from Vinnie Hardcore for his Extreme title, next Sunday night at Rasslamania!
Harvey: Not only that, but the man, that just beat that man, that beat Kaos… “The Xtremist” Tony Blackwell will take on Razor Ryan to become the number one contender for that very same title!
Chase: Just one show left until the big mother of all Pay-Per-Views! We’re sure to everyone start pulling out all the stops!
The scene fades to black, and Action Packed Wrestling cuts to commercial.
DURING THE BREAK…
“Boss?” Spade called to “The Ego Crusher” as he finished his interview.
Jack Spade was responsible for Mr. Lambardo’s business affairs. The man had experience from every end of the industry. He was an old Hardcore Legend from before our time, and came to be the commentator for IWC. This is where the two first met. It wouldn’t be until much later in a federation called WWC that Spade would become the sergeant’s manager, aiding in wrestling history’s first World Championship Reign of Kaos.
He approached the sergeant, and handed him a rather thick envelope.
“The hell is this?” Lambardo asked his old friend.
“That’s your cut of the profits from that deal with Subway, and the “Sex & Violence fan club!” Spade answered.
With that “Walk” by Pantera can be heard playing from the sergeant’s pocket, and he answers his cell phone.
“Hello? Yeah I saw the promo. I agree with you, he is an idiot. Guys like Justin Job talk a lot of shit with nothing to back it up. While he sits on his fat ass, we train to be the best. He talks a lot of shit, but has nothing to back it up with. Remember baby, actions speak louder than words… Hell yeah I wanna play Twister! Okay… I’ll see you soon.”
Kenny hung up the phone, and returned it to his pocket. “Spade, I have things handled here. Get together with “The MONSTER GIRL”, and make sure that everything is set for Rasslemania.”
“She did real good this time, Boss. I think you’ll enjoy it.” Spade responded.
“The MONSTER GIRL” was Sgt. Lambardo’s fellow spokes model for MONSTER ENERGY. With Rasslemania just around the corner, and a company like MONSTER ENERGY sponsoring the marines every move, you know this is going to be some godly shit!
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For Strong Language, Sexual Innuendos, and Adult Humor[/glow]
APW comes back from commercial break with a shot of interviewer Cindy Shannon. Next to her is the Number One Contender for the World Heavyweight Championship, “The KaotiK One”… “The High Flyiah Messiah”… “The Ego Crusher” Sgt. Kenny Lambardo. The two stood in front of the Overdrive Mural (The pic at the top of the weekly card).
Kenny stood a tall 195 lbs of marine cut perfection. He wore a “Reign of Kaos” bandana ($9.99 + tax) over his head, and USAF pilot’s sunglasses. The sergeant’s dog tags hung against his bare chest, and the leather jacket he wore sported the green “MONSTER M” logo on the back (MONSTER Jacket: $394.95 + tax).
The crowd cheered in worship at the sight of their “High FlyiahMessiah”, and Cindy began.
“Ladies, and gentleman, I’m standing here next to the man that will challenge APW World Heavyweight Champion, Jon Green next Sunday at Rasslmania for that very World Title. Any thoughts you would like to share with your fans Kenny?”
“Well, as a matter of fact, I wouldn’t have had Spade set up this interview if I didn’t.” Lambardo answered.
“The KaotiK One” continued. “Most of my thoughts on Jon Green you’ll hear as we get closer to Rasslmania. Currently my mind is focused on the task at hand, and that’s a Six Man Tag Match this Monday night at Overdrive, from Hartford Connecticut!”
Kenny receives a cheap pop from the fans.
“I stand with my brothers Trevor, and Tony Blackwell to take on the best assembly of losers I’ve seen since “The Spirit Squad”. The three of us have been around the world, learning the ways of battle, and honing out skills until we have all met yet again in the APW! We are a Hardcore Storm unlike any that have come before. A pantheon of gods, here to show you, teach you how to be more than what you are. This Monday night’s Overdrive class is in session, and the ring is my boot camp! First we have the leader of “Revolution X”, “The Bad Guy” Razor Ryan.
The fans boo the mention of “The Bad Guy’s” name.
Unfortunately for him not only has he been damned to step into the ring against “The High Flyiah Messiah”, but the undefeated Blackwell Brothers as well! And let me tell you that Tony is going to dull this Razor a little more, and we’re gonna get Blackwell v. Blackwell one more time! And to make matters worse, we just saw the interview that he did with Phil, and the war declared on “Revolution X” has taken an all new low. Ryan went on a peeping-tom adventure in the “Sex & Violence” locker room to take pictures of Kristina! ARE YOU FUCKED IN THE HEAD, RAZOR?!? War is a game of kings, not petty criminals. I might live on Long Island, but I was born, and raised in Hell’s Kitchen, and let me tell you something, in downtown Manhattan you would be killed over some shit like this! I realize that Kristina is the best piece of ass that came around before Diana Steel, but I’m sure Devon Cash will put out if you ask him nice enough. He definitely strikes me as the guy that would take one for the team. The repercussions are coming, and vengeance is mine, sayeth the Kaos! Then it’s Blackwell v Blackwell one more time! Monday at Overdrive, your ego is crushed, and you become one more victim to the “Sex & Violence” empire!
The fans cheers with excitement!
“What about the man that you bet for the Number One Contender’s slot, Vinnie Hardcore?” Cindy asked another question.
“You know I saw Vinnie Hardcore on the way to the this interview, and that Giant said: Fe Fi Fo Fun. I smell the blood of a Puerto Rican. And I was all like: Tweedl Deedle Dink. You’re a big fucking…”
“The KaotiK One” lowers his head, and sighs. “Censors man…”
Lambardo continues. “Honestly,” “The KaotiK One” answered, “Vinnie Hardcore is a fucking joke. At one point I said that he was one of the best, but my opinion as of late has changed. I’ve been in the ring with Vinnie on more than one occasion now, and find myself wondering how the hell a two-dimensional jobber like him got as far as he did. This guy is in way over his head, and needs to get out of the main event. Vinnie, I’m going to be straight with you. I beat you in the Battle Royal. I beat you to become the Number One Contender to the APW World Heavyweight Championship. Sure our matches have been surrounded in controversy, but that’s Kaos for ya! Whether it by a Singapore Cane, or a rib cracking Spear, your getting beat again this Monday night! To tell you the truth I’m just getting tired of it. Haven’t you been embarrassed enough? Isn’t it time to show mercy, and stop beating the dead horse? Nope! Why? The fans fucking LOVE IT!!!”
The fans cheer in agreement!
“And if that wasn’t bad enough, you go onto Rasslmania to get beat again! This time it’s Trevor Blackwell, and god knows what the hell kind of shit that he’s going to find to beat you with! That leaves us with APW World Champion, Jon Green.” Lambardo took the words from Cindy’s mouth.
The fans boo the champ as they would anyone that would stand between “The Ego Crusher” Sgt. Kenny Lambardo, and the World Heavyweight Title.
“Green, I hope you’ve been paying attention over the past couple of weeks, because this is the true face of your worst nightmare. Time’s ticking away Jon, and with each passing moment I become one step closer to becoming Action Packed Wrestling’s World Heavyweight Champion! “The Career Killer” Trevor Blackwell showed you what it is to be a real champion, and at Rasslemania you will behold the grace of a god! Your reign as champion came too soon, and just as quickly shall it end!"
The fans roar with cheers!
This Monday’s Overdrive is just the beginning. Sure, you may pull it out, UNLIKE your dad… but I doubt it. Considering past events, and that stunt you pulled in the middle of El Sueno and Matt Basten’s match, I would say that you don’t play well with others. On top of that you were just three stars thrown together as a prequel to matches on next Sunday’s Pay-Per-View. We are three of the assembled “Excellence of Extreme”, a coordinated Hardcore stable known as “Sex & Violence”. On, and off for six years now we’ve traveled together from federation to federation taking each by storm. Razor Ryan on the other hand is much to busy with a crush on our little sister, and “Revolution X”, while I doubt that you could really give a shit less about something that wasn’t you. They say that the truth hurts Jon… Well let the healing begin…
The fans go into a complete uproar to hear the now rare words that our sergeant once used as a catch phrase.
“One last question, what do you have to say about the rumors recently regarding the racism, and random acts of violence surrounding Sgt. Kenny Lambardo?” The interviewer asked.
“You ask that as if this is a new concept for me. Kenny Lambardo has always been a man of debate. I am a man that takes the not only surpasses the limit, but pushes it every chance I get. I’m not satisfied with what I see, and I want more. I want more out of myself, and those around me. Every federation I’ve been in there are complaints about attacks, antics, language… But that’s what makes “The High Flyiah Messiah” who he is… “The Most Controversial Man in Sports Entertainment Today”!
On that note our friendly federation marine strikes his trademarked “I am God” pose, with that famous Lambardo smile. The camera cuts to the roaring capacity crowd at ringside. The camera pans, zooming on signs like, “BRING THE REIGN”, “WORSHIPS KAOS” with an arrow pointing down, and a man who was apparently quite desperate holding one that read: “Ms. Lively, Will You Marry Me?” The camera finally comes to center on the announce table with the good old boys themselves, Harvey, and Chase.
Chase: That was “The Ego Crusher” Sergeant Kenny Lambardo, the man that last Monday declared open war in the APW against Razor Ryan, and the rest of “Revolution X”.
Harvey: But Razor Ryan, and Sabur struck he first blow, defeating the sex in “Sex & Violence” in a tag team match against Kalayla “Fyre Angel” Mitchell, and “The Hardcore Princess” Kristina Blackwell.
Chase: Sabur, and Kalayla were absolutely fantastic in that match up, and this Monday at Overdrive they go to war one more time to determine who was really the star in that tag team match up!
Harvey: Speaking of wars… The marine’s new right hand in his assault against “Revolution X”, “That Girl” Diana Steel has her debut match with two other newcomers to the APW.
Chase: Jason Job, Jordan Stevens, and Diana Steel, three of the newest members of the roster will go at it for a shot to become Action Packed Wrestling’s first Overdrive Champion at Rasslmania!
Harvey: Remember though Chase, Diana has a good chunk of credibility, and experience in the ring. Also she came to APW as the protégé of the Number One Contender, Kenny Lambardo.
Chase: Don’t forget that later that night APW Extreme Champion “The Career Killer” Trevor Blackwell accepted a challenge from Vinnie Hardcore for his Extreme title, next Sunday night at Rasslamania!
Harvey: Not only that, but the man, that just beat that man, that beat Kaos… “The Xtremist” Tony Blackwell will take on Razor Ryan to become the number one contender for that very same title!
Chase: Just one show left until the big mother of all Pay-Per-Views! We’re sure to everyone start pulling out all the stops!
The scene fades to black, and Action Packed Wrestling cuts to commercial.
DURING THE BREAK…
“Boss?” Spade called to “The Ego Crusher” as he finished his interview.
Jack Spade was responsible for Mr. Lambardo’s business affairs. The man had experience from every end of the industry. He was an old Hardcore Legend from before our time, and came to be the commentator for IWC. This is where the two first met. It wouldn’t be until much later in a federation called WWC that Spade would become the sergeant’s manager, aiding in wrestling history’s first World Championship Reign of Kaos.
He approached the sergeant, and handed him a rather thick envelope.
“The hell is this?” Lambardo asked his old friend.
“That’s your cut of the profits from that deal with Subway, and the “Sex & Violence fan club!” Spade answered.
With that “Walk” by Pantera can be heard playing from the sergeant’s pocket, and he answers his cell phone.
“Hello? Yeah I saw the promo. I agree with you, he is an idiot. Guys like Justin Job talk a lot of shit with nothing to back it up. While he sits on his fat ass, we train to be the best. He talks a lot of shit, but has nothing to back it up with. Remember baby, actions speak louder than words… Hell yeah I wanna play Twister! Okay… I’ll see you soon.”
Kenny hung up the phone, and returned it to his pocket. “Spade, I have things handled here. Get together with “The MONSTER GIRL”, and make sure that everything is set for Rasslemania.”
“She did real good this time, Boss. I think you’ll enjoy it.” Spade responded.
“The MONSTER GIRL” was Sgt. Lambardo’s fellow spokes model for MONSTER ENERGY. With Rasslemania just around the corner, and a company like MONSTER ENERGY sponsoring the marines every move, you know this is going to be some godly shit!
