Post by Your JESUS on Apr 3, 2008 0:25:07 GMT -4
Sabur jumps out of the ring as the crowd is a bit confused at the scene they have just bare witness to. Razor in the ring with a broken table and a battered Kevin...uh wait, Devon Cash, yeah thats it. The White Lion standing there looking at the mess, as Sabur makes his way up the ramp, his massive upper body is wrapped in one of the new Lil Dick shirts, {Don't be hatin' on my Lil Dick}, Sabur turns back looking at the ring, The Irish Hammer spits out the chewing gum in his mouth and swats it into the crowd oh so perfectly, then chops violently at his crotch to the pleasure of the crowd. The big man then exits the stage area behind a curtain. As the APW superstar steps backstage he is instantly met by none other then future Hall of Famer Phil and his trusty cameraman.
Phil: Sabur, so what was that all about?
Sabur: I don't know, you ask Razor what that was all about, all I know is the Man-cow was told told to come to the ring, So I moo'd on down the ramp, then I was asked to beat some ass, and well I went ahead and beat a little ass, besides Phil let me let you in on a little secret.
Phil: Yeah whats that?
Sabur: I think Devon Cash might just have been a washed up Kevin Nash trying to bring back his career, but we all know that that fire faded long ago. Anyway Phil I think me and you have a lot in common.
Phil: Yeah, we do hunh!
Sabur: Yeah, you like tits, and I too like tits, which has been proven by the display of our friend Michael Lively's mom's public displays.
Phil: Well yeah I do love breasts.
Sabur: So proper, ....and we both work for the greatest company in the history of this industry. So now that we are friends with so many similarities, do tell,...did the Lively cougar let you mouth pump her or what??
Phil: Sabur a Gentlemen doesn't kiss and tell....
Sabur: So you kissed her VAG hunh?
Phil: What, I didn't say any such thing, so what about your match later?
Sabur: What about it, I'm tagging with the bad guy, and we are gonna do what we do best.
Phil: Well from the records it seems you loose the best, only being trumped by the ICEMAN.
Sabur: Now why would you go and do that, we were hitting it off so good, then you go and really cut me deep with a brutal insult.
Phil: That cut you deep hunh?
Sabur: Yeah man I leaking man-cow milk all over thanks to your deadly insults that slice like a knife you evil bastard.
Phil: Well I'm sorry if hurt you feelin.....
Sabur: SHUT THE FUCK UP, god you are gullible, so what did you think about my match at mania?
Phil: Against Dianna Steele, again I hate to say it but you lost.
Sabur pulls out a 8x10 photo of Dianna in a straight jacket on her torso, while her lower half seems to be nude, and with a closer look it obvious that the picture is doctored, and is a fake of the very famous young women.
Sabur: Look at this puppy, you tell me who is the winner, ohh thats right, it's me, big boy!
Phil: It's obvious to me that is a photo shopped fake of Ms. Steele.
Sabur: Man a guy can dream right, and your fucking negativity is really bringing me down to a 0', man I'm not sure this friendship of ours is really going to be one of lasting stability, I guess it's just me and my Lil Dick, a man's true best friend.
Phil: Speaking of Lil Dick, where is your Lil Dick?
Sabur pulls the elastic waistband of his athletic workout pants outward looking down at his crotch.
Phil: No Sabur not that Lil dick, your other Lil Dick?
Sabur: Ohh shit, where is he, I left him back here, where is he?
Sabur begins running around franticly like a mother thats has lost her child. Sabur lets out a moo, like a cow looking for her calf. The big man continues running around the arena followed by a camera. He bursts into a locker room door, into the shower area, rips back the curtain to see none other than a steamy hot soaking wet Fyre Angel under a stream of water dripping from her natural peaks.
Sabur: WOW!! uhh damn I haven't seen utters so perfect,
Fyre Angel with fury in her eyes covers up her body, and gives a deadly look at the Irish Hammer.
Sabur: Yeah sorry I'm just looking for my Lil Dick, guess he's not here, Sorry.
Sabur leaves the locker room of the sinfully dangerous Sex and Violence member, and continues his search for his Lil member of Rev-X. Sabur and the camera round a corner to see a cardtable in the middle of the open room, with Vinnie "Hardcore" Vegas, and The 1,2,3 Hardcore Kid sitting there playing Chutes and Ladders. Sabur's Lil Dick was standing there watching the exhilarating game. Sabur rushes over and grabs his Lil Dick like a mother finding her lost child, he sighs a moo of relief.
Sabur: Ohh my Lil Dick I thought I lost you forever, what are you doing over here with these guy's.
Lil Dick: Why, whats wrong with these guy's, ohh is it because you have a triple threat tag match with them coming up?
Sabur: Hell no, I'm not worried about their in ring cabilities, the true threat is that these guy's are a bunch of predators.
Lil Dick: Predators?
Sabur: Yeah we need to get out of here before Chris Hanson from Dateline shows up to catch those predators. I mean Lil buddy listen before Rasstlemania they were playing crazy eight's, old maid, and possibly go fish, and here this week it's chutes and ladders, did they offer you candy?
Lil Dick: Uhh no, I was just watching.
Sabur: Well, for your safety, you need to stay away from then especially that Hardcore Kid, word is there is a video on the INTERNET of this guy licking a women's privates and her deal was the size of a baby arm, and I don't want him confusing my Lil Dick for a giant clit, so from now on I need to protect my Lil Dick to the utmost, it's been dangerous for you lately.
Lil Dick: Dangerous.
Sabur pulls out the pink toy army helmet and smashes down on his Lil Dick's head.
Sabur: If you were wearing your pink solider helmet you wouldn't have been fazed by that mini Singapore cane shot, and here put these on. (tossing him a pair of Mechanix Wear gloves) It's not safe for any man's Lil Dick to be loose without being gloved up, so from here out it's safety first Lil man.
Lil Dick: Safety first, so are you playing safety first in the ring, that must be why you lost the opportunity at the Overdrive title.
Sabur: Nice first Phil, and now my own Lil Dick thinks I'm a jobber, I'll show you bitches when I smash through the competition in the triple threat, Revolution X takes on the Hardcore Pedophiles, and that dangerously sexy Fyre Angel and the Spirit, and something tells me that that chick is really a dude.
Lil Dick: Why would you say that?
Sabur: I'm just guessing, but I also thought I saw an Adams apple, either way I'll kick a broads ass, I think I'll have no problem whipping the shit out of a tranny, so in the future, me and you my friend we are going to be famous, I mean arenas filled with Lil Dick merch.
Lil Dick: Really??
Sabur: Yep and at Overdrive I have a surprise for you, I ordered 25,000 lil dick solider helmets for every ticket holder in the place, so when you come out you will see a sea of pink solider helmets chanting Lil Dick! Lil Dick!
Lil Dick: Ahhhh music to my ears!!
Phil: Sabur, so what was that all about?
Sabur: I don't know, you ask Razor what that was all about, all I know is the Man-cow was told told to come to the ring, So I moo'd on down the ramp, then I was asked to beat some ass, and well I went ahead and beat a little ass, besides Phil let me let you in on a little secret.
Phil: Yeah whats that?
Sabur: I think Devon Cash might just have been a washed up Kevin Nash trying to bring back his career, but we all know that that fire faded long ago. Anyway Phil I think me and you have a lot in common.
Phil: Yeah, we do hunh!
Sabur: Yeah, you like tits, and I too like tits, which has been proven by the display of our friend Michael Lively's mom's public displays.
Phil: Well yeah I do love breasts.
Sabur: So proper, ....and we both work for the greatest company in the history of this industry. So now that we are friends with so many similarities, do tell,...did the Lively cougar let you mouth pump her or what??
Phil: Sabur a Gentlemen doesn't kiss and tell....
Sabur: So you kissed her VAG hunh?
Phil: What, I didn't say any such thing, so what about your match later?
Sabur: What about it, I'm tagging with the bad guy, and we are gonna do what we do best.
Phil: Well from the records it seems you loose the best, only being trumped by the ICEMAN.
Sabur: Now why would you go and do that, we were hitting it off so good, then you go and really cut me deep with a brutal insult.
Phil: That cut you deep hunh?
Sabur: Yeah man I leaking man-cow milk all over thanks to your deadly insults that slice like a knife you evil bastard.
Phil: Well I'm sorry if hurt you feelin.....
Sabur: SHUT THE FUCK UP, god you are gullible, so what did you think about my match at mania?
Phil: Against Dianna Steele, again I hate to say it but you lost.
Sabur pulls out a 8x10 photo of Dianna in a straight jacket on her torso, while her lower half seems to be nude, and with a closer look it obvious that the picture is doctored, and is a fake of the very famous young women.
Sabur: Look at this puppy, you tell me who is the winner, ohh thats right, it's me, big boy!
Phil: It's obvious to me that is a photo shopped fake of Ms. Steele.
Sabur: Man a guy can dream right, and your fucking negativity is really bringing me down to a 0', man I'm not sure this friendship of ours is really going to be one of lasting stability, I guess it's just me and my Lil Dick, a man's true best friend.
Phil: Speaking of Lil Dick, where is your Lil Dick?
Sabur pulls the elastic waistband of his athletic workout pants outward looking down at his crotch.
Phil: No Sabur not that Lil dick, your other Lil Dick?
Sabur: Ohh shit, where is he, I left him back here, where is he?
Sabur begins running around franticly like a mother thats has lost her child. Sabur lets out a moo, like a cow looking for her calf. The big man continues running around the arena followed by a camera. He bursts into a locker room door, into the shower area, rips back the curtain to see none other than a steamy hot soaking wet Fyre Angel under a stream of water dripping from her natural peaks.
Sabur: WOW!! uhh damn I haven't seen utters so perfect,
Fyre Angel with fury in her eyes covers up her body, and gives a deadly look at the Irish Hammer.
Sabur: Yeah sorry I'm just looking for my Lil Dick, guess he's not here, Sorry.
Sabur leaves the locker room of the sinfully dangerous Sex and Violence member, and continues his search for his Lil member of Rev-X. Sabur and the camera round a corner to see a cardtable in the middle of the open room, with Vinnie "Hardcore" Vegas, and The 1,2,3 Hardcore Kid sitting there playing Chutes and Ladders. Sabur's Lil Dick was standing there watching the exhilarating game. Sabur rushes over and grabs his Lil Dick like a mother finding her lost child, he sighs a moo of relief.
Sabur: Ohh my Lil Dick I thought I lost you forever, what are you doing over here with these guy's.
Lil Dick: Why, whats wrong with these guy's, ohh is it because you have a triple threat tag match with them coming up?
Sabur: Hell no, I'm not worried about their in ring cabilities, the true threat is that these guy's are a bunch of predators.
Lil Dick: Predators?
Sabur: Yeah we need to get out of here before Chris Hanson from Dateline shows up to catch those predators. I mean Lil buddy listen before Rasstlemania they were playing crazy eight's, old maid, and possibly go fish, and here this week it's chutes and ladders, did they offer you candy?
Lil Dick: Uhh no, I was just watching.
Sabur: Well, for your safety, you need to stay away from then especially that Hardcore Kid, word is there is a video on the INTERNET of this guy licking a women's privates and her deal was the size of a baby arm, and I don't want him confusing my Lil Dick for a giant clit, so from now on I need to protect my Lil Dick to the utmost, it's been dangerous for you lately.
Lil Dick: Dangerous.
Sabur pulls out the pink toy army helmet and smashes down on his Lil Dick's head.
Sabur: If you were wearing your pink solider helmet you wouldn't have been fazed by that mini Singapore cane shot, and here put these on. (tossing him a pair of Mechanix Wear gloves) It's not safe for any man's Lil Dick to be loose without being gloved up, so from here out it's safety first Lil man.
Lil Dick: Safety first, so are you playing safety first in the ring, that must be why you lost the opportunity at the Overdrive title.
Sabur: Nice first Phil, and now my own Lil Dick thinks I'm a jobber, I'll show you bitches when I smash through the competition in the triple threat, Revolution X takes on the Hardcore Pedophiles, and that dangerously sexy Fyre Angel and the Spirit, and something tells me that that chick is really a dude.
Lil Dick: Why would you say that?
Sabur: I'm just guessing, but I also thought I saw an Adams apple, either way I'll kick a broads ass, I think I'll have no problem whipping the shit out of a tranny, so in the future, me and you my friend we are going to be famous, I mean arenas filled with Lil Dick merch.
Lil Dick: Really??
Sabur: Yep and at Overdrive I have a surprise for you, I ordered 25,000 lil dick solider helmets for every ticket holder in the place, so when you come out you will see a sea of pink solider helmets chanting Lil Dick! Lil Dick!
Lil Dick: Ahhhh music to my ears!!
