Post by "The Hottest Shit Going" on Apr 3, 2008 12:30:39 GMT -4
[glow=red,2,300]Michael Lively walks up to the wall of flat screen panel televisions in a local Best Buy. The White Lion stands there with the tuff decsion of which TV should he buy, the Toshinba, the Panasonic, of the Samsung when the smart young man dressed in the familar blue collared polo shirt walks over.[/glow]
"Sir, so you thinking about purchasing a TV?" asks the young sales accociate of the month of June 2006.
"Yeah well I'm standing in front of the TV display wall and miraculossly you came to the conclussion that I am in the market for a new TV, you know I think you are employed at the right place" replies the Lion.
[glow=red,2,300]Just then the latest episode of APW comes across the wall of digatal imagery. [/glow]
"You know lets go sit in the home theater section to try out some surround sound" Michael demands in a very customer is always right tone of voice.
[glow=red,2,300]The two make their way over to the surround system demo area, Lively sits down on the couch with the sales acciocate standing behind the potential customer working the controls of the master sound system. [/glow]
"You know I think I'd like you to really turn it up a notch, to see the punch this subwoofer can give." Lively asks.
[glow=red,2,300]The man abliges the White Lion, as the APW opening video plays. The salesman smiles as the soundsystem preforms lovely. The TV then shows the promo of Jason Royce. [/glow]
""Jason:Now onto The white lion, this man I respect to some degree, yes he beat me once, yes he bragged about beating me as everyone else has done after beating me, but Lively something about you seems to smell I know, do you normally shit your pants when stepping into the ring with me the Iceman, or is it just fear.""
"Yeah thats it you fucking talentless fuck" Lively replies.
"Ohh shit your Michael Lively" says the salesman.
"Yep and this guy really is a waterhead, I mean I beat this bitch once, and now I'm going to have to beat that ass once more, shit my pants yeah cause I tremble in the fear of a man that can't lace my fucking boots, the ICEMAN is only under contract with the APW is the same reason WWE lets one legged men jump in the ring to compete, charity, well I'm gonna make sure the charity packs up and heads back to the Jerry Lewis Telethon.
"So you're in the fourway for that new title?" asks the saleman.
"Yeah me, Royce, and a poormans Al Snow" Lively say's as Justin Jobs promo segment then play's.
[glow=red,2,300]The two watch on as a crowd begins to hover around as Justin Jobs beatiful rendition of a prom plays on the screen and the audio is crisp and clear blaring from the speakers. [/glow]
"Whoa dude he's mocking your mom and her crush on Jeff" blurts out the young salesmen.
"Yeah thats obvious, ...well he's amussing" replies Lively.
[glow=red,2,300]The promo ends and the salesman looks down at the White Lion waiting for a rebutle to the promo just cut on the comepetors of the fourway cage match.[/glow]
"You know I sense a little jealousy about the engagement of Dianna and Kaos, I'm thinking this Justin Job has a thing for "That Girl", and I find it amuzing that this guy is preaching about originality, I think Vince should call him up and let him know about gimmick infringment, I mean seriously Gilbert, and the Dark Match Al Snow, who knew there could even be a Dark Match Al Snow, this match will be a 50/50." says Lively.
"Whats a 50/50" asks the saleman.
"50 percent of the match is talent filled and the other fifty percent well as Justin Job states perfectly, belong on the Job, and that is what will happen Iceman and Justin will lay down and do the job." answers Michael.
"What what about Dianna ?" asks the curious saleman.
"Dianna, well it's simple, there is a theory I've been tossing around, Kaos beat Sabur, and then I pulled out a shocker (by the way thanks) then lets see ohh yeah Fyre Angel, she got over on the Hammer, and yep I beat her, and what do we have looming around the corner Dianna Steele fresh off her victory over Sabur and in my theory that will soon be a loss for "This Girl" speaks the confident young wrestler.
"So have you made your mind up yet on a TV sir" asks the young man.
"Yeah I'll take that 62" Toshiba DLP you showed me, cause it got those mirrors, and when I TIVO my victory in the cage match and sit down to watch my win over and over again, I can't have some blurry quality bullshit." states the Lion.
"How are you paying for this?" the salesman asks.
[glow=red,2,300]The White Lion pulls out a credit card (Black AMEX to be excact) get his reciept sets up delievery and instalation, and walks out front. As the APW super star steps through the automatic doors he sees two men standing out front. A rather round heavy set guy with long dark hair dresses in a trench coat with a backwards baseball cap on, and the other is a foolishly narrow cracked out extra pale kid with stringy long blonde locks, wearing a yellow jacket and a black beanie. [/glow]
"Oh shit it's Jay and Silent Bob" Michael Lively shouts out coming over to the loitering duo as they begin to do what they do.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=
"Fucking kids hunh Jay, so let me ask you what do you think about this Justin Job?" asks Michael Lively.
"Justin, fuck Justin, he is no champion and will be no champion, let me show you what I think of Justin Job." Jay replies.
[glow=red,2,300]Jay tucks his nutts between his legs in a Buffalo Bill imitation holding open his jacket standing nude.[/glow]
"A no dick having nuttless, queer with no skill, and I can't wait to see him get cock knocked in the cage match" Jay snaps out feverishly.
"Alright guys well, if you want tickets to the event I can hook you up, here's my cell phone number, and can I get lil you know?" asks Lively as the scene fades to black.
"Sir, so you thinking about purchasing a TV?" asks the young sales accociate of the month of June 2006.
"Yeah well I'm standing in front of the TV display wall and miraculossly you came to the conclussion that I am in the market for a new TV, you know I think you are employed at the right place" replies the Lion.
[glow=red,2,300]Just then the latest episode of APW comes across the wall of digatal imagery. [/glow]
"You know lets go sit in the home theater section to try out some surround sound" Michael demands in a very customer is always right tone of voice.
[glow=red,2,300]The two make their way over to the surround system demo area, Lively sits down on the couch with the sales acciocate standing behind the potential customer working the controls of the master sound system. [/glow]
"You know I think I'd like you to really turn it up a notch, to see the punch this subwoofer can give." Lively asks.
[glow=red,2,300]The man abliges the White Lion, as the APW opening video plays. The salesman smiles as the soundsystem preforms lovely. The TV then shows the promo of Jason Royce. [/glow]
""Jason:Now onto The white lion, this man I respect to some degree, yes he beat me once, yes he bragged about beating me as everyone else has done after beating me, but Lively something about you seems to smell I know, do you normally shit your pants when stepping into the ring with me the Iceman, or is it just fear.""
"Yeah thats it you fucking talentless fuck" Lively replies.
"Ohh shit your Michael Lively" says the salesman.
"Yep and this guy really is a waterhead, I mean I beat this bitch once, and now I'm going to have to beat that ass once more, shit my pants yeah cause I tremble in the fear of a man that can't lace my fucking boots, the ICEMAN is only under contract with the APW is the same reason WWE lets one legged men jump in the ring to compete, charity, well I'm gonna make sure the charity packs up and heads back to the Jerry Lewis Telethon.
"So you're in the fourway for that new title?" asks the saleman.
"Yeah me, Royce, and a poormans Al Snow" Lively say's as Justin Jobs promo segment then play's.
[glow=red,2,300]The two watch on as a crowd begins to hover around as Justin Jobs beatiful rendition of a prom plays on the screen and the audio is crisp and clear blaring from the speakers. [/glow]
"Whoa dude he's mocking your mom and her crush on Jeff" blurts out the young salesmen.
"Yeah thats obvious, ...well he's amussing" replies Lively.
[glow=red,2,300]The promo ends and the salesman looks down at the White Lion waiting for a rebutle to the promo just cut on the comepetors of the fourway cage match.[/glow]
"You know I sense a little jealousy about the engagement of Dianna and Kaos, I'm thinking this Justin Job has a thing for "That Girl", and I find it amuzing that this guy is preaching about originality, I think Vince should call him up and let him know about gimmick infringment, I mean seriously Gilbert, and the Dark Match Al Snow, who knew there could even be a Dark Match Al Snow, this match will be a 50/50." says Lively.
"Whats a 50/50" asks the saleman.
"50 percent of the match is talent filled and the other fifty percent well as Justin Job states perfectly, belong on the Job, and that is what will happen Iceman and Justin will lay down and do the job." answers Michael.
"What what about Dianna ?" asks the curious saleman.
"Dianna, well it's simple, there is a theory I've been tossing around, Kaos beat Sabur, and then I pulled out a shocker (by the way thanks) then lets see ohh yeah Fyre Angel, she got over on the Hammer, and yep I beat her, and what do we have looming around the corner Dianna Steele fresh off her victory over Sabur and in my theory that will soon be a loss for "This Girl" speaks the confident young wrestler.
"So have you made your mind up yet on a TV sir" asks the young man.
"Yeah I'll take that 62" Toshiba DLP you showed me, cause it got those mirrors, and when I TIVO my victory in the cage match and sit down to watch my win over and over again, I can't have some blurry quality bullshit." states the Lion.
"How are you paying for this?" the salesman asks.
[glow=red,2,300]The White Lion pulls out a credit card (Black AMEX to be excact) get his reciept sets up delievery and instalation, and walks out front. As the APW super star steps through the automatic doors he sees two men standing out front. A rather round heavy set guy with long dark hair dresses in a trench coat with a backwards baseball cap on, and the other is a foolishly narrow cracked out extra pale kid with stringy long blonde locks, wearing a yellow jacket and a black beanie. [/glow]
"Oh shit it's Jay and Silent Bob" Michael Lively shouts out coming over to the loitering duo as they begin to do what they do.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=
"Fucking kids hunh Jay, so let me ask you what do you think about this Justin Job?" asks Michael Lively.
"Justin, fuck Justin, he is no champion and will be no champion, let me show you what I think of Justin Job." Jay replies.
[glow=red,2,300]Jay tucks his nutts between his legs in a Buffalo Bill imitation holding open his jacket standing nude.[/glow]
"A no dick having nuttless, queer with no skill, and I can't wait to see him get cock knocked in the cage match" Jay snaps out feverishly.
"Alright guys well, if you want tickets to the event I can hook you up, here's my cell phone number, and can I get lil you know?" asks Lively as the scene fades to black.
