Post by Razor Ryan on Jan 28, 2008 18:59:30 GMT -4
(Scene Opens Up Niagara Falls,Ontario,Canada)
*Camera Pans Over To Razor Who Looks Like He has seen warmer days**
Razor:Hey Yo!, Glad you could make it, I had to set up the damn camera on a tri-pod cause the APW Cameraman told me if it got below -15 Celsius he wasn't working with this interview.
Razor:Well I Hate to say i told you so,......but I told ya so!...I Told everyone that by the time the dust had settled...by the time the APW's First PPV was finished...by the time that Dr Matt was coming down from his high, that I, Razor Ryan would make one helluva impact on APW And everyone employed by this company.
Razor:God Damn This Weather sure as hell ain't Miami but I Love it up here, the bars let you in at 19 not 21, which means good ole' Razor gets some eye candy, if you ever make it to Niagara Falls you gotta hit up Rumors Night Club!!
**Razor Grabs A Smoke Out Of His Pocket, then proceeds to grab his Lighter and lights up**
Razor:Sorry, Got a little off topic, Titties will do that to a man, however I Know we are gonna hear promos for the next week on how this guy and that guy deserve to be the APW Xtreme Champion. Blah Blah Blah. Save It Chico!. No One wants to hear crap, When Jeff Asked me to come join APW, I Thought about it long and hard and said to myself, instead of Thinking back about the good Ole days of Razor & Cash. But Cash has a "knee injury" so he is retired from the sport.
**Just Then A Niagara Regional Police Officer Pulls off to the side of the road where Razor is conducting his interview**
Cop:Excuse Me S..Wait a minute you're that guy...ahhhh whats his name??
**Razor Looks On In Disgust**
Razor:Razor Ryan!
Cop:OH Yea I Used to watch your matches a few years ago, then you went soft!
**Razor trying to keep his cool says**
Razor:....Is there a reason why you interrupted my interview?
Cop:Just saw the cameras and thought maybe a Big Celebrity was here...but it is just you so I will let you do your thing, Later.
**Razor paces back and forth rubbing his goatee**
Razor:For F*&k Sakes, People don't wanna see the fan favorite Razor Ryan, They wanna see the Old Razor Ryan The One that lives Extreme...The Razor Ryan that used to wrestle in matches with weapons like Light bulbs,Thumbtacks,Barbed Wire 2X4's. Jason Royce, When I Show up in Ottawa At Scotia Bank Place, I Will make sure I Bring the Coroner with me because I have so much frustration built up inside of me. The only thing you need to remember at the end of the night is that The Man Known as Razor Ryan is the most psychotic,Sadistic Son OF A B*tch you have ever come into contact with. There is no one, nothing that will come between me and that APW Xtreme Title. A Little Word of Advice Jason, Bring a Grocery Cart Full Of Weapons, because to stand a damn chance against me you will have to bring everything including the kitchen sink.
**Razor has that sick & Twisted look in his face**
Razor:Royce, is that spelt with a "Y", just need to write out the check to your family, buying your headstone is the least i can do for your family, since I Will be the one that ends your career as well as your life
**Scene fades with Razor looking Sadistically into the camera**
(OOC-For those of you not familiar with my e-fed career Razor & Cash was a Tag team was apart of-they looked like The Outsiders Hall And Nash)
*Camera Pans Over To Razor Who Looks Like He has seen warmer days**
Razor:Hey Yo!, Glad you could make it, I had to set up the damn camera on a tri-pod cause the APW Cameraman told me if it got below -15 Celsius he wasn't working with this interview.
Razor:Well I Hate to say i told you so,......but I told ya so!...I Told everyone that by the time the dust had settled...by the time the APW's First PPV was finished...by the time that Dr Matt was coming down from his high, that I, Razor Ryan would make one helluva impact on APW And everyone employed by this company.
Razor:God Damn This Weather sure as hell ain't Miami but I Love it up here, the bars let you in at 19 not 21, which means good ole' Razor gets some eye candy, if you ever make it to Niagara Falls you gotta hit up Rumors Night Club!!
**Razor Grabs A Smoke Out Of His Pocket, then proceeds to grab his Lighter and lights up**
Razor:Sorry, Got a little off topic, Titties will do that to a man, however I Know we are gonna hear promos for the next week on how this guy and that guy deserve to be the APW Xtreme Champion. Blah Blah Blah. Save It Chico!. No One wants to hear crap, When Jeff Asked me to come join APW, I Thought about it long and hard and said to myself, instead of Thinking back about the good Ole days of Razor & Cash. But Cash has a "knee injury" so he is retired from the sport.
**Just Then A Niagara Regional Police Officer Pulls off to the side of the road where Razor is conducting his interview**
Cop:Excuse Me S..Wait a minute you're that guy...ahhhh whats his name??
**Razor Looks On In Disgust**
Razor:Razor Ryan!
Cop:OH Yea I Used to watch your matches a few years ago, then you went soft!
**Razor trying to keep his cool says**
Razor:....Is there a reason why you interrupted my interview?
Cop:Just saw the cameras and thought maybe a Big Celebrity was here...but it is just you so I will let you do your thing, Later.
**Razor paces back and forth rubbing his goatee**
Razor:For F*&k Sakes, People don't wanna see the fan favorite Razor Ryan, They wanna see the Old Razor Ryan The One that lives Extreme...The Razor Ryan that used to wrestle in matches with weapons like Light bulbs,Thumbtacks,Barbed Wire 2X4's. Jason Royce, When I Show up in Ottawa At Scotia Bank Place, I Will make sure I Bring the Coroner with me because I have so much frustration built up inside of me. The only thing you need to remember at the end of the night is that The Man Known as Razor Ryan is the most psychotic,Sadistic Son OF A B*tch you have ever come into contact with. There is no one, nothing that will come between me and that APW Xtreme Title. A Little Word of Advice Jason, Bring a Grocery Cart Full Of Weapons, because to stand a damn chance against me you will have to bring everything including the kitchen sink.
**Razor has that sick & Twisted look in his face**
Razor:Royce, is that spelt with a "Y", just need to write out the check to your family, buying your headstone is the least i can do for your family, since I Will be the one that ends your career as well as your life
**Scene fades with Razor looking Sadistically into the camera**
(OOC-For those of you not familiar with my e-fed career Razor & Cash was a Tag team was apart of-they looked like The Outsiders Hall And Nash)
