Post by John Green on Feb 10, 2008 21:00:07 GMT -4
Inside a large limousine, we see John Green sitting watching "Die Hard 4" on his mini-screen in the back of the limo. Green is accompanied by two large men in black suits. Green is watching the movie (which he stars in) and is laughing and cheering the whole time.
Green: Yeah John, you sexy Adonis... Kill those freaking terrorists!
All of a sudden, John's cell phone rings. He looks down and sees the name "Miranda Ashton" appear on the call display. Green pauses the movie and hits the Speaker Phone button on his cell.
Green: Miranda, sweetheart. To what do I owe this honor?
Miranda: Hi John! I know you are on the way to the airport to catch your flight to Quebec but I just had to get in touch with you!
Green: I know what you're thinking. But don't worry, Tony & Ivan are with me. Those Montreal whores won't be able to touch me, unless I say so... I am well protected.
Miranda: Well, I am glad to hear, but that's not why I am calling you.
Green: Oh? Then why are you calling me? Is it to confess your true love and desires for me?
Miranda: Hardly John, this is business related.
Green: Oh....
Miranda: I just received a Hardcore Kid DVD. It features Kid's career highlights and some matches... I want to upload it to your lap top now...
Green: Jeez, Miranda I can't watch that!
Miranda: Why not?!
Green: You know how I like to sleep on the plane....
Miranda: So .....?
Green: Well, if I watch this, I will be sound asleep before I even get to the airport.
Miranda: John, this is important! For once in you life can't you just take this seriously?
John: But he makes me sleepy....
Miranda: JOHN!!!
Green: Fine. [Green reaches for his laptop, opens it up and switches the power ON.] Go ahead and upload it.
Miranda: Great. You should have it now.
Green: Yeah, it's here.
Miranda: OK... Play it and then we will talk about it together...
Green: Alright....
Green hits the "PLAY" button on his media player and the screen is filled with the APW and different logos from past companies of THK. We are then treated to several clips from Kid's career.
The scene pulls away from Green's laptop and we can faintly hear some weird noise. As the camera pans back, the source of the noise is revealed as we see Green with his laptop in his lap, and his head back against the seat of the limo. He is snoring, and has dropped his cellphone onto the seat behind him. From the cell phone we can faintly hear Miranda's voice...
Miranda: John.... John.... I think we are getting some kind of interference.... All I hear is some weird noise...
Tony & Ivan begin to chuckle to each other.
Miranda: What's that?! John.... John are you there?!
Tony & Ivan begin to laugh louder.
Miranda: John, quit playing! JOHN!
Finally Tony picks up the cell phone.
Tony: Uh, Miss Ashton....
Miranda: He fell asleep didn't he .....?!
Tony: Yes ma'am!
Miranda: DAMN!
Miranda hangs up the phone. Tony slides the phone back onto the car seat, while Ivan is seen covering Green with a blanket, as he continues to snore.
RP End
