Post by Your JESUS on Feb 11, 2008 21:44:27 GMT -4
(The scene opens inside a smoke filled private poker room within the Mirage casino. The sound of poker chips and cards being shuffled fill the air, where at the table sit flurry of Legendary wrestling figures, and one newcomer to the business Sabur. The dealer dishes out cards to the ego-filled table)
Sabur: You know this fucking great, I really appreciate you guy's coming out here so I can take your money!
Jimmy: Whoo, whoo bra, ya ain't gettin the Superfly's money bra!!!
Sabur: Easy Superfly, Easy! It's a game, So what do you guy's think, Hell of a match I had the other night, Hunh? I obliterated Saxton!!! Nailed him with the most premier finisher in the industry, the House of Pain!!!!
Jimmy: Uhhh, bra you had some help....
Sabur: What...Hunh!!
Jimmy: You know the.....
Sabur:Whoaa!!, Cut off the Superfly he's had to much to drink. So guy's I feel I need to spice things up a bit in the industry, you know liven it up little, bring back some excitement to the game! Every one lately has the same thing tortured soul, crazy parents, sadistic hardcore, mommy love me complexes, listing all their accomplishments, I miss the good old days!!
George: Argggh, what you need to do is go out and bite through a couple of turnbuckles, then you'll get some attention.
Koko: You get you a bird, and instant classic....hall of fame every time...
Jake: Fuck a bird, a twenty foot constrictor would gobble that bird down faster than John Green can squirt out his chalupa!
Sabur: Damn Jake please with the visuals, that shit was harsh.
Jake: Fuckin literally!!
Terry: Damn Jake, ease up kid. Sabur LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER! What you need is some modern day promo skills. Take a look into that camera like your gonna smash it, you lather up with some oil, and let it rip. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER, I SAID MY PRAYERS, AND TOOK MY VITAMINS......................(The Legends cell phone rings
Terry: Hello....., yeah, ease up woman, no... Damn it, LINDA ...LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!!
(Terry stands and leaves the table to handle his phone call)
Sabur: Fuck I'm glad I'm not married!!!
Randy: Ohhh Yeah, women are trooouubblle, ohhh yeah!!! (The man twirls his finger in the air) All you need is roids OOOOOhhh Yeahhh!!!
Jake: Check or bet bitch.
Randy: Ooooh Yeahh!!! I fold.
Sabur: Check!
Ted: I'll raise...Haahaaahaa, A MILLION!!!!
Dealer: Sir that exceeds the limit sir.
Ted: All right I'll call, Sabur my boy basically you need to go old school. Gimmick it up a bit, grab a tow hook and pretend you repo cars, bulk up a bit jump around create earthquakes, put on a sailor hat and yell out Tugboat horns.........
Koko: My favorite was the red mohawk and chicken calls!!!
Jake: No.. No... the best was a metallic suit that shoots fireworks out of the gloves, and claim your from the moon.
Randy: OOOHHH Yeah, the moon was good, the best was the one with the face paint and the arm ties, you flail your arms like a lunatic, and run in circles a bunch, shake the ropes, and beat your chest
Sabur: Whooaa Randy, thats trademarked, I don't even think you mention any part of that gimmick without being sued (Sabur looks around, and then whispers) I think he's nuts bro, he even legally changed his name.
Randy: Oooh........... fuck, thats crazy!!!
Ted: I have something that will work for you, it worked for me...
Sabur: Ya think??
Ted: Solid gold, I'm telling you!
Sabur: What is it??You gotta tell me!!!!
Ted: You said you check, didn't you mean fold??
Sabur: Hunh, ok, yeah I fold!!!!
Ted: Haaahaahhaaa!!! I still got it, everyone does have a price haaahhaaahhaaa!!!
(The man leans over and whispers into Sabur's ear. Saburs face lights with joy)
Sabur: Name your price!!
(Ted whispers again)
Sabur: Sold!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ted snaps his fingers and a man named uhhhhh.....fuck it, I'm tired of being creative, his name is Virgil and he walks into the room. Ted orders him to retrieve his briefcase. The man comes back to the table and places the case in front of Ted. Ted enters a security code and the locks pop open on the case. Ted lifts the lid and turns the case towards Sabur. The big mans face lights up as he reaches into the case)
Ted: Fellas let me introduce you to the new MILLION DOLLAR CHAMPION, SABUR!!!!
(Sabur lifts the Million Dollar title over his head with joy)
Sabur: I always knew I was championship material!!
Ted: Thats right me too, even if nobody else did!!!
(The scene ends as the man known as Virgil straps the gold and diamond encrusted belt around the new champions waist)
Sabur: You know this fucking great, I really appreciate you guy's coming out here so I can take your money!
Jimmy: Whoo, whoo bra, ya ain't gettin the Superfly's money bra!!!
Sabur: Easy Superfly, Easy! It's a game, So what do you guy's think, Hell of a match I had the other night, Hunh? I obliterated Saxton!!! Nailed him with the most premier finisher in the industry, the House of Pain!!!!
Jimmy: Uhhh, bra you had some help....
Sabur: What...Hunh!!
Jimmy: You know the.....
Sabur:Whoaa!!, Cut off the Superfly he's had to much to drink. So guy's I feel I need to spice things up a bit in the industry, you know liven it up little, bring back some excitement to the game! Every one lately has the same thing tortured soul, crazy parents, sadistic hardcore, mommy love me complexes, listing all their accomplishments, I miss the good old days!!
George: Argggh, what you need to do is go out and bite through a couple of turnbuckles, then you'll get some attention.
Koko: You get you a bird, and instant classic....hall of fame every time...
Jake: Fuck a bird, a twenty foot constrictor would gobble that bird down faster than John Green can squirt out his chalupa!
Sabur: Damn Jake please with the visuals, that shit was harsh.
Jake: Fuckin literally!!
Terry: Damn Jake, ease up kid. Sabur LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER! What you need is some modern day promo skills. Take a look into that camera like your gonna smash it, you lather up with some oil, and let it rip. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER, I SAID MY PRAYERS, AND TOOK MY VITAMINS......................(The Legends cell phone rings
Terry: Hello....., yeah, ease up woman, no... Damn it, LINDA ...LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!!
(Terry stands and leaves the table to handle his phone call)
Sabur: Fuck I'm glad I'm not married!!!
Randy: Ohhh Yeah, women are trooouubblle, ohhh yeah!!! (The man twirls his finger in the air) All you need is roids OOOOOhhh Yeahhh!!!
Jake: Check or bet bitch.
Randy: Ooooh Yeahh!!! I fold.
Sabur: Check!
Ted: I'll raise...Haahaaahaa, A MILLION!!!!
Dealer: Sir that exceeds the limit sir.
Ted: All right I'll call, Sabur my boy basically you need to go old school. Gimmick it up a bit, grab a tow hook and pretend you repo cars, bulk up a bit jump around create earthquakes, put on a sailor hat and yell out Tugboat horns.........
Koko: My favorite was the red mohawk and chicken calls!!!
Jake: No.. No... the best was a metallic suit that shoots fireworks out of the gloves, and claim your from the moon.
Randy: OOOHHH Yeah, the moon was good, the best was the one with the face paint and the arm ties, you flail your arms like a lunatic, and run in circles a bunch, shake the ropes, and beat your chest
Sabur: Whooaa Randy, thats trademarked, I don't even think you mention any part of that gimmick without being sued (Sabur looks around, and then whispers) I think he's nuts bro, he even legally changed his name.
Randy: Oooh........... fuck, thats crazy!!!
Ted: I have something that will work for you, it worked for me...
Sabur: Ya think??
Ted: Solid gold, I'm telling you!
Sabur: What is it??You gotta tell me!!!!
Ted: You said you check, didn't you mean fold??
Sabur: Hunh, ok, yeah I fold!!!!
Ted: Haaahaahhaaa!!! I still got it, everyone does have a price haaahhaaahhaaa!!!
(The man leans over and whispers into Sabur's ear. Saburs face lights with joy)
Sabur: Name your price!!
(Ted whispers again)
Sabur: Sold!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ted snaps his fingers and a man named uhhhhh.....fuck it, I'm tired of being creative, his name is Virgil and he walks into the room. Ted orders him to retrieve his briefcase. The man comes back to the table and places the case in front of Ted. Ted enters a security code and the locks pop open on the case. Ted lifts the lid and turns the case towards Sabur. The big mans face lights up as he reaches into the case)
Ted: Fellas let me introduce you to the new MILLION DOLLAR CHAMPION, SABUR!!!!
(Sabur lifts the Million Dollar title over his head with joy)
Sabur: I always knew I was championship material!!
Ted: Thats right me too, even if nobody else did!!!
(The scene ends as the man known as Virgil straps the gold and diamond encrusted belt around the new champions waist)
