Post by Razor Ryan on Feb 12, 2008 13:47:26 GMT -4
(Scene Opens up in a Very Dimly Lit Hospital Room The camera pans the hospital room)
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(Camera pans over to a dark corner of the hospital room where razor is sitting slumped over on the floor)
Razor:...I Am In No Shape For This Interview but when you sign up to join a Federation you realize that come hell or high water if your heart is still ticking and as long as you are breathing then you are in good enough shape to compete.
(Doctor walks into the Examination Room)
Doctor:Excuse Me...Err Razor? Sorry to interrupt Sir however we need to get your head and ribs taped up
Razor:Damn it Doc, Can't this wait?? I Am busy as you can see!
Doctor:This Is Urgent, and your little friend needs to leave while I Fix you up
(The Cameraman is escorted out of the Room, 20 Minutes have passed when the doctor exits the Exam Room)
Doctor:Excuse Me sir you can go back in the room now.
(Cameraman walks back in the room and Razor is now sitting on the Exam Table)
Razor:Sorry about that Chico, Doctor explained that I Need the bandages as I Could possibly start bleeding out if it is not properly covered up. Made no sense to me but he's the doctor right?
(Cameraman shakes his head Yes, but really has no frigging clue)
Razor:OK I Received a phone call from Jeff Saying that Overdrive This Coming Monday Is From Portland, Oregon and I Am Facing FyreAngel..but before I Get to that I Need to address someone and something. First thing is first.....Trevor "The Career Killer" Blackwell...you are the most Extreme Son-Of-A-Bitch I Have Ever Met. Yes you got the better of me but even you my friend need to acknowledge that I Am one of the most Extreme Grappler's you have met as well. I Brought 110% and true enough it wasn't good enough to take you down, so I Failed. I failed the fans and most important I Failed to garner a spot in the Finals At Carnage for the APW Xtreme Title Match, but no point in thinking "what could've Been" right?. And the second thing I Wanted to address is the fans that were in the Bell Centre in Montreal,Quebec. The Match That Trevor And I Put on, was definitely the highlight of the night, and seeing that you guys have the Montreal Canadiens to watch night in and night out, that Spectacular Wrestling Match is Arguably the best damn sporting event you will see in the next 10 years. For Christ Sake I Hear It Is #2 On You tube most viewed videos already. Trevor, you definitely have my respect!
(Razor Takes A Deep Breath Before Continuing)
Razor:Now onto Fyre Angel...Another Member of the little Kliq, that Trevor is apart of. Well Whenever Trevor Or Kristina are involved, you know damn well Razor will have eyes in the back of his head. I Need to find out where my insurance policy was at Overdrive, The Policy was suppose to be there but was a no show and ultimately ended up in the loss in my match up. Fyre Angel......Brand Spanking' New Superstar to APW, and the first opponent is gonna be Razor Ryan huh?..
Razor:WOW, I Am starting to wonder if Jeff Has a Vendetta against you because he sure as hell didn't give you a Squash Match to welcome you into APW, Fyre the best damn thing Jeff did for you was make sure it wasn't a No DQ type of match. But Not only am i the #3 Xtreme Grappler in the company but I Am Arguably the Best Damn Technical Wrestler the company will EVER see, whether or not I am at 100% or not, there is not a damn chance in hell that I Am going to lose to you, and why is that you ask? SIMPLE...I damn near ended my life trying to defeat Trevor and trying to make it to the finals, and I Am pretty damn sure I Have Trevor's Respect as well as the respect of the entire Locker Room, and I Am not going to lose it by losing to a Newbie. Fyre don't worry tho I Will give ya a heads up when the match is about to end because when you see me raise my right arm in the air and i signal the Razor's Edge. Thats your beginning of the end, i then in turn will raise you about ten feet in the air and when your shoulders slam onto the mat it will feel like a thousand swords slicing and piercing through your skin. I Will not rest until your bones are like a crumbled heap lying on the mat. Because I Proved At Overdrive that I Indeed am the Crazy, Psychotic, Sadistic Sum-Bitch that I Said I Was.
Razor:Now Get the hell outta my hospital room before you really piss me off
(Camera fades as Razor takes some pain medication and chases it down with a Coors Light)
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(Camera pans over to a dark corner of the hospital room where razor is sitting slumped over on the floor)
Razor:...I Am In No Shape For This Interview but when you sign up to join a Federation you realize that come hell or high water if your heart is still ticking and as long as you are breathing then you are in good enough shape to compete.
(Doctor walks into the Examination Room)
Doctor:Excuse Me...Err Razor? Sorry to interrupt Sir however we need to get your head and ribs taped up
Razor:Damn it Doc, Can't this wait?? I Am busy as you can see!
Doctor:This Is Urgent, and your little friend needs to leave while I Fix you up
(The Cameraman is escorted out of the Room, 20 Minutes have passed when the doctor exits the Exam Room)
Doctor:Excuse Me sir you can go back in the room now.
(Cameraman walks back in the room and Razor is now sitting on the Exam Table)
Razor:Sorry about that Chico, Doctor explained that I Need the bandages as I Could possibly start bleeding out if it is not properly covered up. Made no sense to me but he's the doctor right?
(Cameraman shakes his head Yes, but really has no frigging clue)
Razor:OK I Received a phone call from Jeff Saying that Overdrive This Coming Monday Is From Portland, Oregon and I Am Facing FyreAngel..but before I Get to that I Need to address someone and something. First thing is first.....Trevor "The Career Killer" Blackwell...you are the most Extreme Son-Of-A-Bitch I Have Ever Met. Yes you got the better of me but even you my friend need to acknowledge that I Am one of the most Extreme Grappler's you have met as well. I Brought 110% and true enough it wasn't good enough to take you down, so I Failed. I failed the fans and most important I Failed to garner a spot in the Finals At Carnage for the APW Xtreme Title Match, but no point in thinking "what could've Been" right?. And the second thing I Wanted to address is the fans that were in the Bell Centre in Montreal,Quebec. The Match That Trevor And I Put on, was definitely the highlight of the night, and seeing that you guys have the Montreal Canadiens to watch night in and night out, that Spectacular Wrestling Match is Arguably the best damn sporting event you will see in the next 10 years. For Christ Sake I Hear It Is #2 On You tube most viewed videos already. Trevor, you definitely have my respect!
(Razor Takes A Deep Breath Before Continuing)
Razor:Now onto Fyre Angel...Another Member of the little Kliq, that Trevor is apart of. Well Whenever Trevor Or Kristina are involved, you know damn well Razor will have eyes in the back of his head. I Need to find out where my insurance policy was at Overdrive, The Policy was suppose to be there but was a no show and ultimately ended up in the loss in my match up. Fyre Angel......Brand Spanking' New Superstar to APW, and the first opponent is gonna be Razor Ryan huh?..
Razor:WOW, I Am starting to wonder if Jeff Has a Vendetta against you because he sure as hell didn't give you a Squash Match to welcome you into APW, Fyre the best damn thing Jeff did for you was make sure it wasn't a No DQ type of match. But Not only am i the #3 Xtreme Grappler in the company but I Am Arguably the Best Damn Technical Wrestler the company will EVER see, whether or not I am at 100% or not, there is not a damn chance in hell that I Am going to lose to you, and why is that you ask? SIMPLE...I damn near ended my life trying to defeat Trevor and trying to make it to the finals, and I Am pretty damn sure I Have Trevor's Respect as well as the respect of the entire Locker Room, and I Am not going to lose it by losing to a Newbie. Fyre don't worry tho I Will give ya a heads up when the match is about to end because when you see me raise my right arm in the air and i signal the Razor's Edge. Thats your beginning of the end, i then in turn will raise you about ten feet in the air and when your shoulders slam onto the mat it will feel like a thousand swords slicing and piercing through your skin. I Will not rest until your bones are like a crumbled heap lying on the mat. Because I Proved At Overdrive that I Indeed am the Crazy, Psychotic, Sadistic Sum-Bitch that I Said I Was.
Razor:Now Get the hell outta my hospital room before you really piss me off
(Camera fades as Razor takes some pain medication and chases it down with a Coors Light)
