Post by Chris Cyrus on Nov 11, 2009 17:03:00 GMT -4
Chris: Damn it, not again
The scene opens up with Biggs and Chris Cyrus sitting in a late night diner. They sit in a booth while waiting for their food and Chris is looking at the Text Message that he received on his cell phone
Biggs: What’s the problem?
Chris: I just got a text from Max about the card for Overdrive.
Biggs: Who you fighting? It can’t be that bad.
Chris: Slade Craven.
Biggs: What? Again?
Chris: I’m tired of beating that clown. He could beat me at Shockwave and at One Night in Hell, I took my belt right out of his hands to retain it. And HE’S the number one contender for the world title? I should be the number one contender for the world title.
Biggs: You should be. You’ve beaten a lot of people. You are the longest reigning APW Champion, eleven months and counting. You’ve been here from the beginning, way longer than Slade and how many world title matches have you gotten.
Chris: I think I got one when I was a noob to the game.
Biggs: Your more deserving of the world title than Slade is.
Chris: Man this is all bullshit. First, Matt Metal shows up on Overdrive and tells me I have to defend my title at Christmas Chaos against Michael Lively. Second, Matt Metal Blind sides me with the Nu Metal. And now this. I don’t know who the hell Max thinks he is, but I’m so pissed off right now that if I cripple Slade on Overdrive, then I’m its not my fault if the Christmas Chaos main event gets ruined.
Biggs: You shouldn’t be fighting Slade. You beat him enough. And like you said, your defending your title against Michael Lively at Christmas Chaos. You should be given the next month off to prepare for this match. You win that match and you become APW Xtreme Champion for one whole year.
Chris: I shouldn’t even be fighting Lively, he’s done nothing to earn a title shot. But Michael Lively thinks he’s better than me and that’s fine, but you know who else thought they we’re better than me.
Biggs: Who?
Chris: Jason Royce, Rocky Starr, Assassin, and Slade Craven, just to name a few. Believe me when I say this, and I know you’ll say a prayer for me, but we all know I’m leaving Christmas Chaos as still the Xtreme Champion. But that’s still a few weeks away. Now I have to switch my focus to Slade Craven..Again. I know he’s going to come at me stronger than ever. I know he hates the fact that I beat him at Shockwave. And the great thing about this match, it’s a non title. That means, a straight up wrestling match.
Biggs: Food’s here.
Biggs and Chris sit quietly as the waitress gives the Axis of Awesome their food. Chris has a Burger with fries and Biggs has himself a club sandwich with fries as well.
Chris: But yah, it’s a Straight up wrestling match, so it’s a match right up my ally.
Biggs: I ask for no mayo, and what do I get, double the mayo. I bet this isn’t even a diet cola either.
Chris: Can we stay focus here. I need to be in tip top shape to fight Slade.
Biggs: Tomorrow we go to the gym and we’re gonna train hard. We’re gonna re-watch some of Slade’s matches so your more than ready.
Chris: And then we’ll watch some John Green matches so we can get you ready.
Biggs: That’s if I don’t fall asleep watching them.
Chris takes a bite of the Burger, chews and swallows it
Chris: If I can beat the Number One Contender, that just makes me that much better than everyone on the Roster. That can set me up in line to a future world title match. I can just see it now, Chris Cyrus the APW Xtreme AND World Champion.
Biggs: Don’t get a head of your self, but that would be Awesome.
Chris: It would be. But I know I’m not in Level One’s league, The guy is the man in the ring, so I’m staying far away from him. But, with Slade, he’s got a lot to prove in being the num……..
The Waitress comes by
Waitress: Is everything ok guys.
Biggs nods his head with a handful of fries in his mouth
Chris: I hate it when they interrupt like that. But like I was saying, Slade is gonna have a lot to prove. He needs this win more than I do, because if he doesn’t win, it makes him look bad as a Number One Contender. And there’s nothing better I like than making the AKA look bad, especially Slade.
Biggs: We don’t need to make them look bad, they do that on their own.
Chris: True, and…..
The waitress comes back by and refills Chris and Biggs glasses of cola and the two of they stay quiet and eat their food as she fills the glasses. She then leaves and Chris continues to speak
Chris: And the AKA need to realize that The Axis of Awesome is the best damn team in the world today and if Slade thinks that he has me figured out, then he’s got another thing coming, because if couldn’t beat me using weapons, then what makes him think he can beat me without. He doesn’t have an advantage going into the match, he doesn’t have anything, all he is, is the number one contender for the world title, but deal, tell me how many titles he’s held in APW. And tell me how long he’s held them. Slade and I are gonna fight and I’m going to win and humiliate him and prove to President Jeff and Max Carter that they made the wrong choice in who should be number one contender for the world title.
Biggs takes the last bite of his food
Biggs: CHECK PLEASE!
Chris finishes up his food and the waitress comes back and places the check on the table. Chris looks at it and reaches into his pocket
Chris: Uh-oh. I seem to have left my wallet in the Car, you mind paying this time around.
Biggs: Fine, but your buying next time.
Biggs pays the bill as the scene fades to black.
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The Scene opens back up the next day. In a hotel room, you see Biggs and Chris Cyrus sitting next to each other watching TV. The camera moves over to in front of the TV and you see it’s a match from Shockwave, Chris Cyrus Vs Slade Craven for the Xtreme Title.
Chris: See right there, That’s the 4th time he turned his attention away from me. He did this in one of our tag matches too. If I can catch him doing that, I got him…………..Biggs?
Chris looks over at Biggs, on to find him with his eyes shut getting some rest. Chris elbows Biggs in the arm and Biggs wakes up
Biggs: Is the John Green match over now.
Chris: We we’re watching my match with Slade
Biggs: Oh Crap. All those headlocks must have put me to sleep.
Chris: HEY! I use the headlock to ware down my opponent. In a headlock, you squeeze their head, stop the blood flow to their brain. If I wanted to, I could Kill anyone in that ring.
Biggs: Sorry man. Just trying to recover from the jet lag from out Over seas tour.
Chris: I’ll forgive you this time.
Biggs: Again, sorry about that.
Chris: You know, even though I’ve beaten Slade, I bet you he thinks he’s still better than me. I bet you he thinks that just because he’s the number one contender that he’s going to have an easy time to beat me. We’ll, out of everyone in APW, I’ve beaten Slade more times than anyone. I got Slade’s number. And the fact that I’ve had to deal with Slade for the past six months, and while you still got your hands full with Shadow, its time we put an end to the AKA once and for all. You finish off Shadow and I’ll finish off Slade. I was tired of fighting Slade going into One Night in Hell and I’m still tired of fighting him. On Overdrive, I’m bring it and I’m taking Slade Craven to the Limit. If he wants a shot at the world title, then he has to get through me first.
Biggs: Chris, you got to tools to beat Slade. You proved it once already and you’ll prove it again. Listen, we both know we’re great. That’s why we’re the Axis of Awesome. You’ve grown so much as a wrestler over the past few months that people are starting to realize that you are the real deal now. You are a threat. Your not the Underdog and it proves it. Holding the Xtreme Title for along as long as you have alone says it.
Chris: My point exactly. Slade needs this win more than me, And Slade will need to be at his best if he wants to win. There’s gonna be no weapons, no fires, no ladders, just two men in a straight up wrestling match. I’ve been working on my wrestling skill for the past five months and their top notch. And I’ve proven it. Overdrive will have the same result as Shockwave and as One Night in Hell, My hand raised and Slade Craven looking on. On Overdrive, I’m sending Slade Craven Straight to Hell, because I’m Simple Awesome!
Biggs: Put in a John Green Match, I need to take a nap.
Chris: You got it. I’m getting to the Gym
Chris puts in a John Green match and leaves as the scene fades to black.
The scene opens up with Biggs and Chris Cyrus sitting in a late night diner. They sit in a booth while waiting for their food and Chris is looking at the Text Message that he received on his cell phone
Biggs: What’s the problem?
Chris: I just got a text from Max about the card for Overdrive.
Biggs: Who you fighting? It can’t be that bad.
Chris: Slade Craven.
Biggs: What? Again?
Chris: I’m tired of beating that clown. He could beat me at Shockwave and at One Night in Hell, I took my belt right out of his hands to retain it. And HE’S the number one contender for the world title? I should be the number one contender for the world title.
Biggs: You should be. You’ve beaten a lot of people. You are the longest reigning APW Champion, eleven months and counting. You’ve been here from the beginning, way longer than Slade and how many world title matches have you gotten.
Chris: I think I got one when I was a noob to the game.
Biggs: Your more deserving of the world title than Slade is.
Chris: Man this is all bullshit. First, Matt Metal shows up on Overdrive and tells me I have to defend my title at Christmas Chaos against Michael Lively. Second, Matt Metal Blind sides me with the Nu Metal. And now this. I don’t know who the hell Max thinks he is, but I’m so pissed off right now that if I cripple Slade on Overdrive, then I’m its not my fault if the Christmas Chaos main event gets ruined.
Biggs: You shouldn’t be fighting Slade. You beat him enough. And like you said, your defending your title against Michael Lively at Christmas Chaos. You should be given the next month off to prepare for this match. You win that match and you become APW Xtreme Champion for one whole year.
Chris: I shouldn’t even be fighting Lively, he’s done nothing to earn a title shot. But Michael Lively thinks he’s better than me and that’s fine, but you know who else thought they we’re better than me.
Biggs: Who?
Chris: Jason Royce, Rocky Starr, Assassin, and Slade Craven, just to name a few. Believe me when I say this, and I know you’ll say a prayer for me, but we all know I’m leaving Christmas Chaos as still the Xtreme Champion. But that’s still a few weeks away. Now I have to switch my focus to Slade Craven..Again. I know he’s going to come at me stronger than ever. I know he hates the fact that I beat him at Shockwave. And the great thing about this match, it’s a non title. That means, a straight up wrestling match.
Biggs: Food’s here.
Biggs and Chris sit quietly as the waitress gives the Axis of Awesome their food. Chris has a Burger with fries and Biggs has himself a club sandwich with fries as well.
Chris: But yah, it’s a Straight up wrestling match, so it’s a match right up my ally.
Biggs: I ask for no mayo, and what do I get, double the mayo. I bet this isn’t even a diet cola either.
Chris: Can we stay focus here. I need to be in tip top shape to fight Slade.
Biggs: Tomorrow we go to the gym and we’re gonna train hard. We’re gonna re-watch some of Slade’s matches so your more than ready.
Chris: And then we’ll watch some John Green matches so we can get you ready.
Biggs: That’s if I don’t fall asleep watching them.
Chris takes a bite of the Burger, chews and swallows it
Chris: If I can beat the Number One Contender, that just makes me that much better than everyone on the Roster. That can set me up in line to a future world title match. I can just see it now, Chris Cyrus the APW Xtreme AND World Champion.
Biggs: Don’t get a head of your self, but that would be Awesome.
Chris: It would be. But I know I’m not in Level One’s league, The guy is the man in the ring, so I’m staying far away from him. But, with Slade, he’s got a lot to prove in being the num……..
The Waitress comes by
Waitress: Is everything ok guys.
Biggs nods his head with a handful of fries in his mouth
Chris: I hate it when they interrupt like that. But like I was saying, Slade is gonna have a lot to prove. He needs this win more than I do, because if he doesn’t win, it makes him look bad as a Number One Contender. And there’s nothing better I like than making the AKA look bad, especially Slade.
Biggs: We don’t need to make them look bad, they do that on their own.
Chris: True, and…..
The waitress comes back by and refills Chris and Biggs glasses of cola and the two of they stay quiet and eat their food as she fills the glasses. She then leaves and Chris continues to speak
Chris: And the AKA need to realize that The Axis of Awesome is the best damn team in the world today and if Slade thinks that he has me figured out, then he’s got another thing coming, because if couldn’t beat me using weapons, then what makes him think he can beat me without. He doesn’t have an advantage going into the match, he doesn’t have anything, all he is, is the number one contender for the world title, but deal, tell me how many titles he’s held in APW. And tell me how long he’s held them. Slade and I are gonna fight and I’m going to win and humiliate him and prove to President Jeff and Max Carter that they made the wrong choice in who should be number one contender for the world title.
Biggs takes the last bite of his food
Biggs: CHECK PLEASE!
Chris finishes up his food and the waitress comes back and places the check on the table. Chris looks at it and reaches into his pocket
Chris: Uh-oh. I seem to have left my wallet in the Car, you mind paying this time around.
Biggs: Fine, but your buying next time.
Biggs pays the bill as the scene fades to black.
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The Scene opens back up the next day. In a hotel room, you see Biggs and Chris Cyrus sitting next to each other watching TV. The camera moves over to in front of the TV and you see it’s a match from Shockwave, Chris Cyrus Vs Slade Craven for the Xtreme Title.
Chris: See right there, That’s the 4th time he turned his attention away from me. He did this in one of our tag matches too. If I can catch him doing that, I got him…………..Biggs?
Chris looks over at Biggs, on to find him with his eyes shut getting some rest. Chris elbows Biggs in the arm and Biggs wakes up
Biggs: Is the John Green match over now.
Chris: We we’re watching my match with Slade
Biggs: Oh Crap. All those headlocks must have put me to sleep.
Chris: HEY! I use the headlock to ware down my opponent. In a headlock, you squeeze their head, stop the blood flow to their brain. If I wanted to, I could Kill anyone in that ring.
Biggs: Sorry man. Just trying to recover from the jet lag from out Over seas tour.
Chris: I’ll forgive you this time.
Biggs: Again, sorry about that.
Chris: You know, even though I’ve beaten Slade, I bet you he thinks he’s still better than me. I bet you he thinks that just because he’s the number one contender that he’s going to have an easy time to beat me. We’ll, out of everyone in APW, I’ve beaten Slade more times than anyone. I got Slade’s number. And the fact that I’ve had to deal with Slade for the past six months, and while you still got your hands full with Shadow, its time we put an end to the AKA once and for all. You finish off Shadow and I’ll finish off Slade. I was tired of fighting Slade going into One Night in Hell and I’m still tired of fighting him. On Overdrive, I’m bring it and I’m taking Slade Craven to the Limit. If he wants a shot at the world title, then he has to get through me first.
Biggs: Chris, you got to tools to beat Slade. You proved it once already and you’ll prove it again. Listen, we both know we’re great. That’s why we’re the Axis of Awesome. You’ve grown so much as a wrestler over the past few months that people are starting to realize that you are the real deal now. You are a threat. Your not the Underdog and it proves it. Holding the Xtreme Title for along as long as you have alone says it.
Chris: My point exactly. Slade needs this win more than me, And Slade will need to be at his best if he wants to win. There’s gonna be no weapons, no fires, no ladders, just two men in a straight up wrestling match. I’ve been working on my wrestling skill for the past five months and their top notch. And I’ve proven it. Overdrive will have the same result as Shockwave and as One Night in Hell, My hand raised and Slade Craven looking on. On Overdrive, I’m sending Slade Craven Straight to Hell, because I’m Simple Awesome!
Biggs: Put in a John Green Match, I need to take a nap.
Chris: You got it. I’m getting to the Gym
Chris puts in a John Green match and leaves as the scene fades to black.
