Post by Nick Watson on Aug 20, 2009 10:51:07 GMT -4
Madok: You can't just say no to this match opportunity. I mean comeon you have been on a downward slope for a bit of time now.
Pence: The answer is still no, I refuse to stand in the same zip code let alone the same ring as the freaking failure with legs.
Madok: Oh come on, the fans will love it!
Pence: Stop using the fans like a bargaining chip, they hate when you do that, and I hate it too. So, no, but thanks.
He shut the door in Madok's face abruptly leaving him standing and shaking his head. He turned to leave, but found himself running into Maria.
Madok: Sorry about that Maria. It seems as though Pence is a little upset about the match I got him.
Maria: What match up did you get him?
Madok: I got him a match against Jason Royce...I don't know what the big deal is.
Maria's eyes widened and she shook her head. Madok quirked a brow wondering if Maria knew something he didn't.
Maria: Okay, excuse me, but is there something I should know that you are not willing to tell me?
Maria: Its not that I'm not willing to tell you, it is just the fact that it is so obvious. Just look back at his Mayhem promo.
Madok: You wouldn't be talking about what he said to Royce along the lines of him being at best mediocre?
Maria: *nod* Exactly right Madok, he hates Jason more so than any other wrestler in the APW due to his mediocrity, and you pushing him into a match with him kinda says that he is mediocre.
Madok: Come on Maria, you have to talk some sense into him, and make him do the match. Please do it for me?
Maria sighed and nodded her head, knocking on the door, and letting Pence know that it was her. He opened the door, clearly he was angered by having to fight Jason Royce again, after all he had thrown the lamp across the room, and it lay shattered near the door to the bathroom. She sat down on the bed and Pence took a seat at the table, munching on a candy bar, his eyes fixated on the wall.
Maria: Listen to me baby, every single man and woman in the world knows Jason Royce is lower than shit, but as a wrestler you have to fight people like him every once and a while.
Pence: I know that, but I hate this guy. I hate him more than any other damn wrestler in the business because all he does is make himself seem bigger than he already is. He is a braggart, a failure, and above all else I've already beat the fuck three times...he is probably my longest running win in APW. So why the hell do I have to fight him again? Make Level One do it, give me the new meat, and let him eat from the rotten meat that is Jason Royce.
Maria: We all know that you are upset over the match up.
Pence: Upset? UPSET!? Bah! I am more than upset, I am down right furious that I have to wrestle the muck on the bottom of APW's shoes and whats worse he must think he is actually a person after beating the wannabe rapper Jesse Nunez.
They pause for a second as Pence rubs the bristles on his face with one of his hands.
Pence: I guess I have no choice, but to beat the shit out of him do I.
Maria: Well if you do this...then I will do something for you?
Pence: Oh yeah? Like what?
She smiled at him and he smiled back.
Pence: That's not fair Maria...but I guess if that is what you want me to do. Fine, I will beat Jason Royce's ass one more fucking time in front of the Overdrive fans.
Maria: Thank you, now I got to go for now, but I will be back later to cook dinner. You cut your promo for Overdrive and I will be back.
She winked at him as she got up from the bed and exited through the door leaving Pence alone in his hotel room, looking at the ceiling.
Pence: I really need to learn how to resist her feminine charm.
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*Outside of the Hotel, 2 Hours later*
Matt: So she wants you to wrestle the man in most need of anger management in APW one more time?
Pence: Yeah, Matt.
Matt: Does she fully understand how much you hate the fucking punk?
Pence: First of all, watch the language, and second of all no, she doesn't understand how much I hate him.
Matt: So why are you doing it then?
Pence: You try resisting a woman that looks like that? I mean seriously son, once you get a girlfriend like her, then you can come back to me, and say that you would resist her.
Matt nodded, it was indeed true. Women usually got what they wanted by promising their loves something in return and right now Matt didn't want to ask what she had promised his father. After all, he did not want therapy to be on his schedule for the next several years. They had been standing out in front of the hotel for several hours, relaxing, and shooting the shit when the topic of Pence's next match had reared its' head. At first his father had not wanted to talk about it, but after a little prodding his father revealed the deep seated hate he had for the mediocre wrestler known as Jason Royce. Matt fully understood the hate after he had explained it and agreed that Pence shouldn't take the match and not even show up at all that night, but Pence then explained that wouldn't be very polite to the fans. He wanted to entertain them even though Jason Royce was a reject of a human being and should have been thrown out of the APW for the shit talking he always seemed to do.
Matt: So what are you going to do? I mean you could just head to the arena later tonight and speak before the fans like you normally do, but is it really worth the time. After all he usually produces promos that would take only three minutes to watch, so do you really want to spend thirty minutes driving out there and then speak about him for double the amount of time that he did for his entire promo?
Pence: Exactly my point! I never know how much time I should spend on him due to him being such an utter disaster. He doesn't understand the word effort or the word entertainment. He wastes everyone's time when they watch his promos and now I have to watch them with intent of finding some kind of message to insult him with or hurt his argument with. Oh boy this is going to blow more than any other match has blown in a long time and what is worse, it won't even be entertaining! It is how one sided this match is going to be, but I have to participate, I don't want to disappoint anyone.
Matt: Maybe you don't have to watch his promo...all it requires is you to be the first one with the word in.
A smile spread across Pence's face as he nodded his head in agreement.
Pence: Good thinking son, a matter of fact let me go ahead and begin my rant against him. You can stay here if you like or you could go inside and chill in front of the television.
Matt: Dad, I will be staying out here. I want to see what you have to say first hand to this queer.
Pence composes himself for a second before beginning.
Pence: Hello there ladies and gentlemen, it is I, Pence Weatherlight, here to tell you what I think of my opponent this week. Let me tell you folks this match is not only going to be stupidly boring and one sided, it is also going to be the most repetitive match in APW history. Not only have I fought Jason Royce already on a multitude of showings, but I have won every single showing. I beat him the second week I was here, I beat him one week before Mayhem, and then I beat him at Mayhem. But you see that is not enough for Jeff, oh no, not enough. He wants to annoy the ever living shit out of me with another match against Mr. Angry Pants after he beat a not so hot icon known as Jesse Nunez. To tell you the truth folks we all know what happened in the middle of the ring last Overdrive, Jesse Nunez did exactly what I wanted to do today. Send out a shit promo and then be on my way. After all, no one wants to spend too much time talking about somebody who gives all wrestlers a bad name. Jason Royce is kind of like the WWE, ruining the whole damn wrestling idea one step at a time.
This guy has no fan base, has no skill or talent in the ring, and above all else has the mic skills of an 8 year old at a spelling bee. He is ridiculously under qualified to even call himself talent, he is more of a clown that jumps around screaming about feces than a wrestler, and even then the other clowns who scream about feces are better than him at it. If anybody in the world can consider him even worth a minute of their time, I would call them a liar, and most likely shoot them on spot for being so retarded. There is no such thing as a Jason Royce fan, none in existence, people can not tolerate him or his butchering of the English language, so I suppose it is only proper that I put this ass back in his place. This match at best is filler, there is no entertainment value in me beating the same guy four times in a row, but there is apparently value in bringing long dead championships into the world for kicks, am I right? No, of course not. It is a stupid idea that would take a stupid man to come up with it. Enter Jason Royce. He wants to fight some Rocky Starr guy, no clue who the fuck he is, and I don't give a shit anyway. These two are going to fight for the glory of a long dead show for a long dead title. Will this match be entertaining? Of course not, nobody cares about that type of shit, they don't come back to the PPV's to see the same shit over and over again. Not only is this not creative but it is also a slap in the face to the CWF. Nobody wants you to dig up the body of the show, but you want to do it anyway...thank you for being an ass Jason.
Jason only did this to prove it to his gay lover Rocky of course, he wanted to prove that he was the better wrestler, and of course Rocky took him up not knowing the stupid inclinations that the retarded puppy usually puts out. I hear they worked together, blah, who gives a fuck once again. They were some kind of team or something, once again nobody cares. The only thing that matters is are either of these wrestlers even close to be skilled, and the answer to that question is? Of course not. They don't have enough skill to fill a whole arena or even get a chant started for themselves. They aren't icons, they aren't real fucking wrestlers, all they are is a sucky supporting cast for this show. Its like throwing Street Wilson and some guy randomly from some show into the mix for kicks, it is just going to be un-entertaining, and boring. Anyways, I suppose it doesn't matter, I've spent enough time talking about a failure who has no future..I have a referee hand book to look over so that I can call a great match coming up at Shockwave, a great match if Jesse decides to bring his "A" game that is. This is Pence Weatherlight signing off, see you all at Overdrive tonight.
Pence: The answer is still no, I refuse to stand in the same zip code let alone the same ring as the freaking failure with legs.
Madok: Oh come on, the fans will love it!
Pence: Stop using the fans like a bargaining chip, they hate when you do that, and I hate it too. So, no, but thanks.
He shut the door in Madok's face abruptly leaving him standing and shaking his head. He turned to leave, but found himself running into Maria.
Madok: Sorry about that Maria. It seems as though Pence is a little upset about the match I got him.
Maria: What match up did you get him?
Madok: I got him a match against Jason Royce...I don't know what the big deal is.
Maria's eyes widened and she shook her head. Madok quirked a brow wondering if Maria knew something he didn't.
Maria: Okay, excuse me, but is there something I should know that you are not willing to tell me?
Maria: Its not that I'm not willing to tell you, it is just the fact that it is so obvious. Just look back at his Mayhem promo.
Madok: You wouldn't be talking about what he said to Royce along the lines of him being at best mediocre?
Maria: *nod* Exactly right Madok, he hates Jason more so than any other wrestler in the APW due to his mediocrity, and you pushing him into a match with him kinda says that he is mediocre.
Madok: Come on Maria, you have to talk some sense into him, and make him do the match. Please do it for me?
Maria sighed and nodded her head, knocking on the door, and letting Pence know that it was her. He opened the door, clearly he was angered by having to fight Jason Royce again, after all he had thrown the lamp across the room, and it lay shattered near the door to the bathroom. She sat down on the bed and Pence took a seat at the table, munching on a candy bar, his eyes fixated on the wall.
Maria: Listen to me baby, every single man and woman in the world knows Jason Royce is lower than shit, but as a wrestler you have to fight people like him every once and a while.
Pence: I know that, but I hate this guy. I hate him more than any other damn wrestler in the business because all he does is make himself seem bigger than he already is. He is a braggart, a failure, and above all else I've already beat the fuck three times...he is probably my longest running win in APW. So why the hell do I have to fight him again? Make Level One do it, give me the new meat, and let him eat from the rotten meat that is Jason Royce.
Maria: We all know that you are upset over the match up.
Pence: Upset? UPSET!? Bah! I am more than upset, I am down right furious that I have to wrestle the muck on the bottom of APW's shoes and whats worse he must think he is actually a person after beating the wannabe rapper Jesse Nunez.
They pause for a second as Pence rubs the bristles on his face with one of his hands.
Pence: I guess I have no choice, but to beat the shit out of him do I.
Maria: Well if you do this...then I will do something for you?
Pence: Oh yeah? Like what?
She smiled at him and he smiled back.
Pence: That's not fair Maria...but I guess if that is what you want me to do. Fine, I will beat Jason Royce's ass one more fucking time in front of the Overdrive fans.
Maria: Thank you, now I got to go for now, but I will be back later to cook dinner. You cut your promo for Overdrive and I will be back.
She winked at him as she got up from the bed and exited through the door leaving Pence alone in his hotel room, looking at the ceiling.
Pence: I really need to learn how to resist her feminine charm.
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*Outside of the Hotel, 2 Hours later*
Matt: So she wants you to wrestle the man in most need of anger management in APW one more time?
Pence: Yeah, Matt.
Matt: Does she fully understand how much you hate the fucking punk?
Pence: First of all, watch the language, and second of all no, she doesn't understand how much I hate him.
Matt: So why are you doing it then?
Pence: You try resisting a woman that looks like that? I mean seriously son, once you get a girlfriend like her, then you can come back to me, and say that you would resist her.
Matt nodded, it was indeed true. Women usually got what they wanted by promising their loves something in return and right now Matt didn't want to ask what she had promised his father. After all, he did not want therapy to be on his schedule for the next several years. They had been standing out in front of the hotel for several hours, relaxing, and shooting the shit when the topic of Pence's next match had reared its' head. At first his father had not wanted to talk about it, but after a little prodding his father revealed the deep seated hate he had for the mediocre wrestler known as Jason Royce. Matt fully understood the hate after he had explained it and agreed that Pence shouldn't take the match and not even show up at all that night, but Pence then explained that wouldn't be very polite to the fans. He wanted to entertain them even though Jason Royce was a reject of a human being and should have been thrown out of the APW for the shit talking he always seemed to do.
Matt: So what are you going to do? I mean you could just head to the arena later tonight and speak before the fans like you normally do, but is it really worth the time. After all he usually produces promos that would take only three minutes to watch, so do you really want to spend thirty minutes driving out there and then speak about him for double the amount of time that he did for his entire promo?
Pence: Exactly my point! I never know how much time I should spend on him due to him being such an utter disaster. He doesn't understand the word effort or the word entertainment. He wastes everyone's time when they watch his promos and now I have to watch them with intent of finding some kind of message to insult him with or hurt his argument with. Oh boy this is going to blow more than any other match has blown in a long time and what is worse, it won't even be entertaining! It is how one sided this match is going to be, but I have to participate, I don't want to disappoint anyone.
Matt: Maybe you don't have to watch his promo...all it requires is you to be the first one with the word in.
A smile spread across Pence's face as he nodded his head in agreement.
Pence: Good thinking son, a matter of fact let me go ahead and begin my rant against him. You can stay here if you like or you could go inside and chill in front of the television.
Matt: Dad, I will be staying out here. I want to see what you have to say first hand to this queer.
Pence composes himself for a second before beginning.
Pence: Hello there ladies and gentlemen, it is I, Pence Weatherlight, here to tell you what I think of my opponent this week. Let me tell you folks this match is not only going to be stupidly boring and one sided, it is also going to be the most repetitive match in APW history. Not only have I fought Jason Royce already on a multitude of showings, but I have won every single showing. I beat him the second week I was here, I beat him one week before Mayhem, and then I beat him at Mayhem. But you see that is not enough for Jeff, oh no, not enough. He wants to annoy the ever living shit out of me with another match against Mr. Angry Pants after he beat a not so hot icon known as Jesse Nunez. To tell you the truth folks we all know what happened in the middle of the ring last Overdrive, Jesse Nunez did exactly what I wanted to do today. Send out a shit promo and then be on my way. After all, no one wants to spend too much time talking about somebody who gives all wrestlers a bad name. Jason Royce is kind of like the WWE, ruining the whole damn wrestling idea one step at a time.
This guy has no fan base, has no skill or talent in the ring, and above all else has the mic skills of an 8 year old at a spelling bee. He is ridiculously under qualified to even call himself talent, he is more of a clown that jumps around screaming about feces than a wrestler, and even then the other clowns who scream about feces are better than him at it. If anybody in the world can consider him even worth a minute of their time, I would call them a liar, and most likely shoot them on spot for being so retarded. There is no such thing as a Jason Royce fan, none in existence, people can not tolerate him or his butchering of the English language, so I suppose it is only proper that I put this ass back in his place. This match at best is filler, there is no entertainment value in me beating the same guy four times in a row, but there is apparently value in bringing long dead championships into the world for kicks, am I right? No, of course not. It is a stupid idea that would take a stupid man to come up with it. Enter Jason Royce. He wants to fight some Rocky Starr guy, no clue who the fuck he is, and I don't give a shit anyway. These two are going to fight for the glory of a long dead show for a long dead title. Will this match be entertaining? Of course not, nobody cares about that type of shit, they don't come back to the PPV's to see the same shit over and over again. Not only is this not creative but it is also a slap in the face to the CWF. Nobody wants you to dig up the body of the show, but you want to do it anyway...thank you for being an ass Jason.
Jason only did this to prove it to his gay lover Rocky of course, he wanted to prove that he was the better wrestler, and of course Rocky took him up not knowing the stupid inclinations that the retarded puppy usually puts out. I hear they worked together, blah, who gives a fuck once again. They were some kind of team or something, once again nobody cares. The only thing that matters is are either of these wrestlers even close to be skilled, and the answer to that question is? Of course not. They don't have enough skill to fill a whole arena or even get a chant started for themselves. They aren't icons, they aren't real fucking wrestlers, all they are is a sucky supporting cast for this show. Its like throwing Street Wilson and some guy randomly from some show into the mix for kicks, it is just going to be un-entertaining, and boring. Anyways, I suppose it doesn't matter, I've spent enough time talking about a failure who has no future..I have a referee hand book to look over so that I can call a great match coming up at Shockwave, a great match if Jesse decides to bring his "A" game that is. This is Pence Weatherlight signing off, see you all at Overdrive tonight.
