Post by Rocky Starr on Sept 14, 2009 14:59:07 GMT -4
The scene opens showing a close up of Rocky's face with a piece of duct tape over his mouth. The camera focuses on this image for a few second before panning out to show Rocky standing before a desk wearing black jeans, a white t shirt, and his newly earned CWF Xtreme title around his waist. Rocky's standing behind a desk in a plain looking office. Rocky lifts up the first piece of poster board and reveals that there's writing on the poster cards.
The Poster reads: "This week on Overdrive I am facing a man with a handicap(s).
Rocky throws the first card aside and picks up the next one.
“A confirmed physical handicap and rumored mental illness.”
Rocky sets down the card and grabs the next one.
“When I discovered I was facing a mute I knew what to do!”
Rocky switches cards again.
“Grab a marker, some poster board, and an really hot chick!”
Rocky puts down the card and picks up the next one.
“Then mark the whole experience as a Travel Expense to APW!”
Rocky puts down this card and picks up another card.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, provided by APW Management, the lovely Bianca!!!”
Rocky puts down the card and slams his fist on the desk twice. The camera then pans to the left to show the office door being opened. As the door opens a tall brunette with long legs and an overall banging body walks in wearing a skimpy pink bikini. She's holding note cards in her hand as she walks right next to Rocky and faces the camera. She looks very nervous but stares into the camera and begins to speak in a seductive tone.
Bianca: Hi, my name is like Bianca. I was raised in South Beach hehehe. Well like, my ex said I was totally bangin and convinced me to move to Paris and begin Modeling.
Bianca flashes a flirty smile towards the camera
Bianca: Like Oh My God People! You totally have no clue what it's like being surrounded by so many beautiful people out here trying to start modeling careers.
Bianca pauses for a moment.
Bianca: Last night I ran into the like totally awesome wrestling champion while I was up on stage at Bareback's, a night club here in France.
Rocky holds up yet another sign that says "Strippers Love Me and Mr. Washington".
Bianca: The wrestler guy ended up being Rocky Starr. We danced together for a large portion of the night before he asked if I was interested in working on national T.V.
Rocky holds up another sign saying "Must be fluent in a spoken language to get lap dance, sorry Zero!" as she continues.
Bianca: I agreed and Rocky went to a suite on the Hilton's top floor to get a check for my services.
Rocky turns the sign around and it says "You may wanna hurry and stop payment HJ!" Bianca goes to look at Rocky making him throw the card quickly.
Bianca: Now, if you'll excuse me while I begin to read from the cards Rocky prepared for me to read on his behalf!
Bianca looks down at the cards she has in her hand and begins to read out loud.
Bianca: Wow, France is one hell of a country! Great food, Great Landmarks, and Beautiful bitches!!! To showcase the best APW has to offer, the french fan gets to watch The Zero go head to head with the SoCal Soldier and current CWF Xtreme Champ Rocky "Freaking" Starr.
Rocky does the "R-V-D" Thumb Jabs as she says the last 3 words.
Bianca: Because Zero is handicapped and not able to speak for himself, Rocky has made the noble decision to make a vow of silence for this entire promo!
Rocky picks up another sign that says "My Interpreter Is Sexier Than Yours!"
Bianca: Now, Rocky would like to begin by saying he doesn't condone any violence or verbal abused of the mentally or physically handicapped however, he doesn't have an option this week due to management's booking decisions.
Rocky's now holding a sign that says "Get Paid 2 go 2 France or stay home, tough call!!! "
Bianca: Also before we get too far into discussing my specially educated opponent, Let's give a shout out to Jason Royce for losing the CWF Xtreme title just last week! I told you I was better than you d2k, I told you!
Rocky pulls another sign up that says "The King of Xtreme is back baby!"
Bianca: Now, Zero, Rocky's noticed you running around the back with your man servant fighting these bad guys and trying to be a real life Batman! Not only are you like a modern day caped crusader, but you've found yourself a bunch of misfits to go run around with you taking a bite out of crime! For that, we commend you and Number 2 and Number 4 and Number 8 and Number 84!
Rocky holds up a sign saying "Can't forget #420, I Love You!!!"
Bianca: When it comes to your life as a modern day crime fighter, Rocky wishes your whole Justice League the best of luck! However, we come to the APW arena for one reason and one reason only. That reason is simple, to beat some ass, have millions of people know your name, and make a lot of money while we're at it. So when you and Rocky step inside the ring on Overdrive, you can leave your mask and cape behind. You see Rocky doesn't care if outside of the ring, your batman, if your the joker or even Superman.
Rocky holds up a sign saying "The Rock Star ain't picky, he beats all ass!"
Bianca: When the lights beat down on Rocky in the ring he's not your average man. When all eyes are on Mr. Starr, he becomes larger than life. The Soulja comes out from within and he becomes the Living Legend the fans remember from back in CWF. So, bring your Vigilante Justice to Overdrive and step into the ring against Everybody's favorite Anti- Hero. Join Rocky in this modern day gladiator competition under the bright lights. Your invited to come step up against the Rock Superstar and feel a buzz in Paris that will give you goose bumps. Just know, Rocky WILL have his hand raised and since there's no laughing for the Zero he'll have the ONLY laugh when you become the first ever person to be Starr Struck in France!
The camera focuses on Rocky holding up another sign saying "Speak now or forever hold your peace". The camera focuses in on his duct taped mouth as APW fades to black.
The Poster reads: "This week on Overdrive I am facing a man with a handicap(s).
Rocky throws the first card aside and picks up the next one.
“A confirmed physical handicap and rumored mental illness.”
Rocky sets down the card and grabs the next one.
“When I discovered I was facing a mute I knew what to do!”
Rocky switches cards again.
“Grab a marker, some poster board, and an really hot chick!”
Rocky puts down the card and picks up the next one.
“Then mark the whole experience as a Travel Expense to APW!”
Rocky puts down this card and picks up another card.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, provided by APW Management, the lovely Bianca!!!”
Rocky puts down the card and slams his fist on the desk twice. The camera then pans to the left to show the office door being opened. As the door opens a tall brunette with long legs and an overall banging body walks in wearing a skimpy pink bikini. She's holding note cards in her hand as she walks right next to Rocky and faces the camera. She looks very nervous but stares into the camera and begins to speak in a seductive tone.
Bianca: Hi, my name is like Bianca. I was raised in South Beach hehehe. Well like, my ex said I was totally bangin and convinced me to move to Paris and begin Modeling.
Bianca flashes a flirty smile towards the camera
Bianca: Like Oh My God People! You totally have no clue what it's like being surrounded by so many beautiful people out here trying to start modeling careers.
Bianca pauses for a moment.
Bianca: Last night I ran into the like totally awesome wrestling champion while I was up on stage at Bareback's, a night club here in France.
Rocky holds up yet another sign that says "Strippers Love Me and Mr. Washington".
Bianca: The wrestler guy ended up being Rocky Starr. We danced together for a large portion of the night before he asked if I was interested in working on national T.V.
Rocky holds up another sign saying "Must be fluent in a spoken language to get lap dance, sorry Zero!" as she continues.
Bianca: I agreed and Rocky went to a suite on the Hilton's top floor to get a check for my services.
Rocky turns the sign around and it says "You may wanna hurry and stop payment HJ!" Bianca goes to look at Rocky making him throw the card quickly.
Bianca: Now, if you'll excuse me while I begin to read from the cards Rocky prepared for me to read on his behalf!
Bianca looks down at the cards she has in her hand and begins to read out loud.
Bianca: Wow, France is one hell of a country! Great food, Great Landmarks, and Beautiful bitches!!! To showcase the best APW has to offer, the french fan gets to watch The Zero go head to head with the SoCal Soldier and current CWF Xtreme Champ Rocky "Freaking" Starr.
Rocky does the "R-V-D" Thumb Jabs as she says the last 3 words.
Bianca: Because Zero is handicapped and not able to speak for himself, Rocky has made the noble decision to make a vow of silence for this entire promo!
Rocky picks up another sign that says "My Interpreter Is Sexier Than Yours!"
Bianca: Now, Rocky would like to begin by saying he doesn't condone any violence or verbal abused of the mentally or physically handicapped however, he doesn't have an option this week due to management's booking decisions.
Rocky's now holding a sign that says "Get Paid 2 go 2 France or stay home, tough call!!! "
Bianca: Also before we get too far into discussing my specially educated opponent, Let's give a shout out to Jason Royce for losing the CWF Xtreme title just last week! I told you I was better than you d2k, I told you!
Rocky pulls another sign up that says "The King of Xtreme is back baby!"
Bianca: Now, Zero, Rocky's noticed you running around the back with your man servant fighting these bad guys and trying to be a real life Batman! Not only are you like a modern day caped crusader, but you've found yourself a bunch of misfits to go run around with you taking a bite out of crime! For that, we commend you and Number 2 and Number 4 and Number 8 and Number 84!
Rocky holds up a sign saying "Can't forget #420, I Love You!!!"
Bianca: When it comes to your life as a modern day crime fighter, Rocky wishes your whole Justice League the best of luck! However, we come to the APW arena for one reason and one reason only. That reason is simple, to beat some ass, have millions of people know your name, and make a lot of money while we're at it. So when you and Rocky step inside the ring on Overdrive, you can leave your mask and cape behind. You see Rocky doesn't care if outside of the ring, your batman, if your the joker or even Superman.
Rocky holds up a sign saying "The Rock Star ain't picky, he beats all ass!"
Bianca: When the lights beat down on Rocky in the ring he's not your average man. When all eyes are on Mr. Starr, he becomes larger than life. The Soulja comes out from within and he becomes the Living Legend the fans remember from back in CWF. So, bring your Vigilante Justice to Overdrive and step into the ring against Everybody's favorite Anti- Hero. Join Rocky in this modern day gladiator competition under the bright lights. Your invited to come step up against the Rock Superstar and feel a buzz in Paris that will give you goose bumps. Just know, Rocky WILL have his hand raised and since there's no laughing for the Zero he'll have the ONLY laugh when you become the first ever person to be Starr Struck in France!
The camera focuses on Rocky holding up another sign saying "Speak now or forever hold your peace". The camera focuses in on his duct taped mouth as APW fades to black.
