Post by Chris Cyrus on Sept 21, 2009 9:38:51 GMT -4
Chris: I want that seat!
Biggs: I get the window seat.
Chris: Come on. You had the Window Seat last time.
The scene opens up on an air plane where Chris Cyrus and Biggs are arguing about who gets the window seat.
Biggs: I’m the Overdrive Champ, I deserve it.
Chris: I’m the Xtreme Champ. I’ve been champion longer than you.
Biggs: Then you should complain that your not in first class then.
Chris: I’ll rock paper scissor you for it.
Biggs: Your wasting your time.
Chris: Best 2 out of Three.
Biggs: Fine.
Chris: One…Two…Three…Go
Chris pulls out Scissor while Biggs does paper.
Chris: One for me.
Biggs: One…Two…Three…Go
Biggs pulls out Paper again and Chris does Rock.
Biggs: It comes down to this.
Chris: One….Two…Three….Go
Chris goes for Rock again and Biggs again goes Paper.
Biggs: Looks like I get the Window Seat.
Chris: But next time I get the window seat.
Biggs: Why do you want the Window seat so bad?
Chris: Makes it easier to watch porn on my laptop without other people noticing it and thinking I’m some sort of creep.
Biggs: You shouldn’t watch that filth. It will rot your mind.
Chris: I’m twenty three and single, I need something to get me going.
They sit down and Biggs takes out his I-Pod, and puts the headphones in his ears.
Chris: So your gonna ignore me for the whole flight?
Biggs: I’m gonna try to get some sleep. Is that ok with you?
Chris: I guess I have no choice.
After a few minutes, the plane takes off into the air. As the plane is steadly flying, Chris pulls out his lap top and turns it on. His windows Vista loads up and he clicks on the Internet Icon and loads up Face book and goes to his blog page and starts writing.
Its been a while, but Chris Cyrus is back for another one of his famous Face book blogs. I’ve gotten tons of messages asking when will my next blog be up and now all you internet wrestling geeks can stops wondering.
Right now I’m flying to Italy from France. I got Biggs sitting beside me sleeping. He could have at least gave me the window seat. Makes looking at Porn on my laptop a bit harder, knowing that there’s flight attendances walking up and down the aisles. But either way, I guess I’ll kill time doing this blog.
I haven’t had a chance to let everyone know my feelings on Shockwave. But all I gotta say is, “I told ya so” The Axis of Awesome walks out with 2 thirds of the APW Titles. Biggs beat Shadow, ending his five month reign as Overdrive champion, and after what Biggs did on Overdrive, he’s already a better champion than Shadow, and he’ll prove it even more when he beats Michael Lively this Wednesday. But also at Shockwave, I, Chris Cyrus, continues his reign as the APW Xtreme Champion when I set that poor son of a bitch, Slade Craven on fire. And before I could put an end once and for all to Slade, his little boy toy, Assassin, magically makes his return and saves him. Assassin must have a death wish, because if Assassin, and if I ever step foot in the ring again, I guarantee that next time, he won’t be returning.
But now I have a new problem and that’s Rocky Starr. Who? I don’t know, but this guy is going around calling himself Xtreme Champion. I guess he won the CWF Xtreme Title from Royce at Shockwave. Why this title is even around, I don’t know. Maybe it was Jason Royce last attempt in thinking he was an actual champion. Either way, winning a title from a company that died years ago is pathetic. You what that tell me, it tells me that your not good enough to win an APW title. It tell me that your still living in the past. And you know what, that’s where Rocky Starr belong. Maybe back in the day he was a big shot, but now, he’s just like every other new guy who joins up. I could care less if he and President Jeff at one point we’re friends or enemies. It doesn’t matter that this guy started his career a long time ago. Because now, this Wednesday on Overdrive, we unify the two Xtreme Titles and after Overdrive, only one man will be able to truly claim that he is the Xtreme Champion.
I’m I worried about Rocky Starr, you bet your ass I’m NOT! While Rocky was sucking cock for drugs, I was kicking ass, taking names and making a legacy for myself. I was defending my Xtreme Title and being the longest reigning Xtreme Champion of all time. And you know something, Rocky Starr, your old, slow and broken down. Its time for you to hang up your boots and lets the future of this business be in the spot light. But you know, your just like all those old wrestlers. Those guys who we’re once at the top of the wrestling world now trying to stay in the spot light. And in every attempt, you look more and more pathetic. Well guess what Rocky, your going to see on Overdrive that Chris Cyrus is not only the future of APW, but he is the Present, in APW. I’ve been Xtreme Champion going on Ten Months. TEN MONTHS and let me tell you, that’s no fluke. But we have one thing in common Rocky. We both beat Jason Royce for our title. The only difference is that I beat everyone else who came after my title. Rocky, since you came back, you haven’t done anything too impressive. No one cares that you won the CWF Xtreme Title. No one cares that you beat Jason Royce. But your on a little winning streak right now, but I’ll be putting that to an end pretty quickly on Overdrive.
But I understand Rocky, this is a huge match for you. The biggest in a very, very long time for you. You have a chance to make history. And by doing so, it can put you on the APW map and maybe you’ll matter for once. You’ll be the guy who isn’t a stepping stone anymore. You’ll be the guy who isn’t just there to make someone else look good. But the reality is that your gonna be known as a nobody. You will still be a stepping stone and by me beating you, you’ll just be another win in my win column to make my statistics looks that much better than yours. I’ve already made history. I’ve held an APW title for ten months straight. I don’t see anyone else doing that any time soon. On Overdrive, I plan on making history again when I unify the APW and CWF title and finally put the history of CWF to rest.
Like I’ve said before, where this is an Xtreme Rules match, I’m not going to pick up one chair and I’m not going to set up one table. At Test for the Best, I beat Assassin and at Shockwave, I beat Slade by living to my philosophy of that, Xtreme Wrestling is Garbage. And I will prove it again. I don’t need weapons to beat you Rocky. I didn’t need it to beat Slade Craven and Slade Craven is a far better Wrestler than you are. You may think you’re a living Legend. You may think your everyone’s favorite Rocky Starr, but to me Rocky, your just a has been with his fifteen minutes of fame running out.
Its time for you Rocky Starr, to realize that your not a young buck anymore. Your not the man you once we’re. Time to realize that you bit off a little more than you can chew, wanting to unify your title with mine. It just goes to show how smart you are. It shows that your just as smart as Jason Royce. You could have retired the belt Rocky. Give yourself that one last ounce of accomplishment, because now, all that hard work to win that belt is going to be a waste of your time and it will be an embarrassment to you, your friends and your family when I beat you to truly become the great Xtreme Champion of all time. Time is running out Rocky. Train hard, bring you’re “A” game because your gonna need it. Rocky Starr, buckle up because I’m sending you Straight to Hell. Why? Because I’m Simply…..Awesome!
See you at Overdrive…..Bitch!
Biggs: I get the window seat.
Chris: Come on. You had the Window Seat last time.
The scene opens up on an air plane where Chris Cyrus and Biggs are arguing about who gets the window seat.
Biggs: I’m the Overdrive Champ, I deserve it.
Chris: I’m the Xtreme Champ. I’ve been champion longer than you.
Biggs: Then you should complain that your not in first class then.
Chris: I’ll rock paper scissor you for it.
Biggs: Your wasting your time.
Chris: Best 2 out of Three.
Biggs: Fine.
Chris: One…Two…Three…Go
Chris pulls out Scissor while Biggs does paper.
Chris: One for me.
Biggs: One…Two…Three…Go
Biggs pulls out Paper again and Chris does Rock.
Biggs: It comes down to this.
Chris: One….Two…Three….Go
Chris goes for Rock again and Biggs again goes Paper.
Biggs: Looks like I get the Window Seat.
Chris: But next time I get the window seat.
Biggs: Why do you want the Window seat so bad?
Chris: Makes it easier to watch porn on my laptop without other people noticing it and thinking I’m some sort of creep.
Biggs: You shouldn’t watch that filth. It will rot your mind.
Chris: I’m twenty three and single, I need something to get me going.
They sit down and Biggs takes out his I-Pod, and puts the headphones in his ears.
Chris: So your gonna ignore me for the whole flight?
Biggs: I’m gonna try to get some sleep. Is that ok with you?
Chris: I guess I have no choice.
After a few minutes, the plane takes off into the air. As the plane is steadly flying, Chris pulls out his lap top and turns it on. His windows Vista loads up and he clicks on the Internet Icon and loads up Face book and goes to his blog page and starts writing.
Its been a while, but Chris Cyrus is back for another one of his famous Face book blogs. I’ve gotten tons of messages asking when will my next blog be up and now all you internet wrestling geeks can stops wondering.
Right now I’m flying to Italy from France. I got Biggs sitting beside me sleeping. He could have at least gave me the window seat. Makes looking at Porn on my laptop a bit harder, knowing that there’s flight attendances walking up and down the aisles. But either way, I guess I’ll kill time doing this blog.
I haven’t had a chance to let everyone know my feelings on Shockwave. But all I gotta say is, “I told ya so” The Axis of Awesome walks out with 2 thirds of the APW Titles. Biggs beat Shadow, ending his five month reign as Overdrive champion, and after what Biggs did on Overdrive, he’s already a better champion than Shadow, and he’ll prove it even more when he beats Michael Lively this Wednesday. But also at Shockwave, I, Chris Cyrus, continues his reign as the APW Xtreme Champion when I set that poor son of a bitch, Slade Craven on fire. And before I could put an end once and for all to Slade, his little boy toy, Assassin, magically makes his return and saves him. Assassin must have a death wish, because if Assassin, and if I ever step foot in the ring again, I guarantee that next time, he won’t be returning.
But now I have a new problem and that’s Rocky Starr. Who? I don’t know, but this guy is going around calling himself Xtreme Champion. I guess he won the CWF Xtreme Title from Royce at Shockwave. Why this title is even around, I don’t know. Maybe it was Jason Royce last attempt in thinking he was an actual champion. Either way, winning a title from a company that died years ago is pathetic. You what that tell me, it tells me that your not good enough to win an APW title. It tell me that your still living in the past. And you know what, that’s where Rocky Starr belong. Maybe back in the day he was a big shot, but now, he’s just like every other new guy who joins up. I could care less if he and President Jeff at one point we’re friends or enemies. It doesn’t matter that this guy started his career a long time ago. Because now, this Wednesday on Overdrive, we unify the two Xtreme Titles and after Overdrive, only one man will be able to truly claim that he is the Xtreme Champion.
I’m I worried about Rocky Starr, you bet your ass I’m NOT! While Rocky was sucking cock for drugs, I was kicking ass, taking names and making a legacy for myself. I was defending my Xtreme Title and being the longest reigning Xtreme Champion of all time. And you know something, Rocky Starr, your old, slow and broken down. Its time for you to hang up your boots and lets the future of this business be in the spot light. But you know, your just like all those old wrestlers. Those guys who we’re once at the top of the wrestling world now trying to stay in the spot light. And in every attempt, you look more and more pathetic. Well guess what Rocky, your going to see on Overdrive that Chris Cyrus is not only the future of APW, but he is the Present, in APW. I’ve been Xtreme Champion going on Ten Months. TEN MONTHS and let me tell you, that’s no fluke. But we have one thing in common Rocky. We both beat Jason Royce for our title. The only difference is that I beat everyone else who came after my title. Rocky, since you came back, you haven’t done anything too impressive. No one cares that you won the CWF Xtreme Title. No one cares that you beat Jason Royce. But your on a little winning streak right now, but I’ll be putting that to an end pretty quickly on Overdrive.
But I understand Rocky, this is a huge match for you. The biggest in a very, very long time for you. You have a chance to make history. And by doing so, it can put you on the APW map and maybe you’ll matter for once. You’ll be the guy who isn’t a stepping stone anymore. You’ll be the guy who isn’t just there to make someone else look good. But the reality is that your gonna be known as a nobody. You will still be a stepping stone and by me beating you, you’ll just be another win in my win column to make my statistics looks that much better than yours. I’ve already made history. I’ve held an APW title for ten months straight. I don’t see anyone else doing that any time soon. On Overdrive, I plan on making history again when I unify the APW and CWF title and finally put the history of CWF to rest.
Like I’ve said before, where this is an Xtreme Rules match, I’m not going to pick up one chair and I’m not going to set up one table. At Test for the Best, I beat Assassin and at Shockwave, I beat Slade by living to my philosophy of that, Xtreme Wrestling is Garbage. And I will prove it again. I don’t need weapons to beat you Rocky. I didn’t need it to beat Slade Craven and Slade Craven is a far better Wrestler than you are. You may think you’re a living Legend. You may think your everyone’s favorite Rocky Starr, but to me Rocky, your just a has been with his fifteen minutes of fame running out.
Its time for you Rocky Starr, to realize that your not a young buck anymore. Your not the man you once we’re. Time to realize that you bit off a little more than you can chew, wanting to unify your title with mine. It just goes to show how smart you are. It shows that your just as smart as Jason Royce. You could have retired the belt Rocky. Give yourself that one last ounce of accomplishment, because now, all that hard work to win that belt is going to be a waste of your time and it will be an embarrassment to you, your friends and your family when I beat you to truly become the great Xtreme Champion of all time. Time is running out Rocky. Train hard, bring you’re “A” game because your gonna need it. Rocky Starr, buckle up because I’m sending you Straight to Hell. Why? Because I’m Simply…..Awesome!
See you at Overdrive…..Bitch!
